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Harold was found dead later that day

#i love how beth and cody are doing the raptor hands #and harold is too slightly #but not fully because he knows he's in danger #td noah #td harold #td cody #td beth #reblog

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Where Perp's head is at right now

Perp: Okay, so I know I have those anon asks that have just been sitting in my inbox for god knows how long, but I REALLY want to share more about The Dragon and The Jester in public. So I'll just do sharing Noah and Owen's backstories at the very least, then get to anon asks, then oh god Sea Monster and Alley Cats AUs I'm so sorry my ADHD just hates consistency. Let's also not forget that you have to write a little Mother's Day poem or something because you're a good daughter, and you should probably plan something for your own birthday since it's coming up this month-

Someone in the intern server: Mermay's coming up!

Perp: MERMAY?!?! THAT EXISTS AND I'VE PLANNED NOTHING FOR IT SO FAR BECAUSE I FORGOT ABOUT IT?!

...Aaaaaand that's how we're at where I am right now. Lesson is Perp needs to seriously do some organizing in terms of actually scheduling things for my own sanity.

I'll probably end up doing a Sea Monster AU post given that it's Mermay, but I'm making no promises until I've scheduled things.

Including my own birthday celebration or something.

...Yeah I'll just get back to you guys when I've figured things out.

#perp rambles #slight vent

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The Lightning wielder

CWs: existential themes, implied physical abuse, eye contact, stylized scarring, referenced god complex

Contaminated person #1: Rudolph Jackson

Danger level: High

Hostility level: Extremely High

It’s not even all that ironic. Of course he would be the fastest of all, race to be the first. Of course he was the first. His father raised him for this, set him up for this fate from the very beginning.

It happened so fast. One moment, Jo and Lightning were racing through the soft rain to find McLean, searching through tools and bits, and the next they were fleeing from strangers in protective gear.

It was only when Jo turned to gloat that she realised that he was not there.

He’s been taking out the unfairness on us all, but he doesn’t even hate us, not like he’s built up a hate for you in particular. I don’t want to imagine what he’d do to someone he truly hates. He’s been awake at night, twisting and turning what happened. Why did you get to leave, when he’s clearly the best!? Was he not the most worthy? He was the son of the best! So why was he beaten?

In hindsight, he most certainly must have flown far too close to the sun, drunk on hubris.

In that regard, he is a lot like you, Dakota.

When you set foot on the sand of the island, it is warm and still. It’s the kind of summer one dreams of in Canada. You ignore the air’s sickly stickiness, and brush off the viscous sunlight. You don’t take heed of the scorched tree clearing.

As you wander through the woods, you don’t feel the rays of light cling to your skin, or how the air is completely still, creating an illusion of idyll.

You only take note of it when it’s gone, and there comes soft rain.

You turn to look up. You’re very certain the sky wasn’t this tight before. But there’s no time to just stand and talk about the weather, you decide. As though your life doesn’t hinge on the whims of nature now.

The rain quickly intensifies, and the cold of it is as merciless to your skin as the sun is to his own. A wind sends chills down your spine, and you have no jacket. If you look up again, you’ll see that the sky is closing in, and doing so quickly. You hear massive booming, but no lightning crackles. Still, it never recedes.

You’ll see him in your peripheral vision. Hair a stark white, his skin littered with a fractal pattern, which broadcasts him so clearly, but wearing clothes robbed of all hint of individuality.

He gently brushes his fingers against the trunk of a tree, and to your horror, a lichtenberg figure burns right into the wood. He is the storm now.

You take shelter, and the metal handle seems to ward him off. Doesn’t stop him patrolling longer than what is worth counting. Then, you hear a shot, and the storm stops. But he’ll be back.

He can do this routine over and over again. It’s not even that hard for him to break out of containment.

So go ahead and enlighten him; if you had to choose between you and him, who’s the one more deserving of going back home this time?

You don’t get to pick “both”.

#okay actually though this AU seems pretty cool #I'm already excited to see what happens next #total drama #tdroti #td lightning #rudolph “lightning” jackson #“To Call This Place Evil” AU #total drama revenge of the island #reblog

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ok i cant control myself here’s me infodumping about my stardew valley x tdi fic idea:

-first few chapters are all noah’s perspective. he lives in a small run down town called stardew valley, working at the library with their shitty museum attached. he has a couple old books of his on display, but nothing more. rumors of a new farmer coming to town arise, he doesn’t think much of it.

-until he sees the farmer after he’s moved there. he’s pretty, sure, but he’s… weird.

-the farmer waits around like he knows where people are gonna be at a certain time. he’s scarily good at collecting new gems and minerals for the museum, he’s even better at fighting in the mines, where most people don’t dare to go.

-he knows what everyone likes without even asking.

-this all gets annoying because noah hasn’t learned anything about the farmer, other than his name. alejandro.

-he can’t shake the feeling something is wrong with the new farmer.

-so he starts being a bit meaner. refusing gifts he loves, even if it almost seems to pain him to do so. he’s gotten to the point he can outright refuse to let alejandro donate to the museum! it brings him satisfaction to see the looked on the farmers face, but he can’t deny something inside him feels horribly wrong whenever he… acts out.

-eventually we get an alejandro pov. and the entirety of “stardew valley” is a video game. none of the characters we’ve been following or learning about are real, not even the farmer noah knows. he’s simply a made up character.

-alejandro is pissseddd because something is wrong with his newest save! he had made a brand new one to attempt and speed run it, having the summer off from college and finally being miles and miles away from his family breathing down his neck.

-so what is this characters deal all the sudden?

-the new dialogue noah says, he can’t find it anywhere online. he didn’t know characters could refuse gifts they loved, or even in general!

-when the librarian refuses to let him donate his recent finds to the museum, he makes it his mission to figure out how this is happening.

-he gets his local tech “friend” Sierra to take a look and observe the game, hoping she can figure out what’s wrong. he doesn’t exactly like the girl but…. she’s really smart when it comes to certain things. especially her favorite video game.

-noah continues to question the other townsfolk, but starts realizing that… they all kind of act the same. have the same responses. routines.

-he realizes he does too.

-izzy is the only other self aware character inside of the game, noah nearly strangled her when she told him she’s known for a long time.

rest of the story is sierra and alejandro realizing the characters are becoming self aware, and being like WTFFFF especially since they all start having distinct reactions and dialogues once sierra takes over alejandro’s farmer for a bit, seeing as they act very different.

this story would likely not have a super happy ending since ya know, most of the characters aren’t real. but i love fucking around with grey idea things like knowing ur trapped inside a game forever, but also loving the people and life you have in there! as well as ofc the eventual angst involved once feelings become a thing noah has for alejandro, seeing as he knows he’s real, and the farmer he plays as will never actually be him.

#we love ourselves some angsty fic ideas on this blog #total drama #alenoah #tdi alenoah #total drama island #reblog

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Special thanks to @perpetualexistence for helping me figure out which characters to include in this textpost!

#oh hey look it's my name! #total drama #td sierra #td courtney #td bridgette #td noah #td harold #td gwen #td alejandro #memes #reblog

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Ough this line is making me feel EMOTIONS since I can see exactly where it's coming from.

One (1) note and I'll post my current favorite line of Lovers and Fools

#total drama #alenoaheather fake dating au #reblog

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Hey guys! i do sims 4 poses now for total drama :3 i did it for the first time today and AAAA its alenoah!! i wanna show! :3

im actually gonna take requests…. hffagegfff…. this was all originally for one of my bffs @kookidough :3

#ough this is so fluffy i can feel my teeth rotting by the second #total drama #total drama alenoah #alenoah #td alenoah #reblog

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Okay but you know what might make this even better? If there was someone who actually WAS a vampire was there and just also assumed Noah was too. I'm debating on either Owen, Izzy, or Alejandro.

ok I’ve seen like a couple posts about Noah as a vampire so now I offer:

he’s not one but everyone else thinks he is

he has sharp teeth, doesn’t go out in the sun, avoids garlic, and all the other contestants watch too many vampire movies

oh and he hangs upside down when sleeping sometimes. He’s just like that. Izzy is the only one who knows he’s human but plays along into everyone’s theories cause she thinks it’s fun

maybe I’ll do another post like this idk

#total drama #td noah #total drama noah #vampire au #reblog

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I see those tags, if given an additional note, can I ask for at least one of those other two favorite lines?

One (1) note and I'll post my current favorite line of Lovers and Fools

#total drama #alenoaheather #reblog

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(cw excessive blood)

art for the rr ballad of sara berry AU I wrote w @predict485!

#always love the ballad of sara berry references! #rr josee #total drama #cw blood #tw blood #reblog

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Could you please please please go on about feropher AU if you have any more about him?

This in of itself isn't really a concentrated au with a plot and lore and stuff, but I'll answer.

Boring answer: I was watching a Slay the Princess playthrough and got inspired.

Less boring answer: Feropher is part of an au cluster called "Scary Topher" where topher is scary in various ways. For example, the demon Topher, robopher (these two are very similar), vengeful spirit Topher, Ep 10 supervillain Topher, etc.

Actually, Ep 10 supervillain Topher is one I can go on about.

#i love this for him #let topher go completely unhinged #it's what he deserves #total drama #td topher #supervillain topher #reblog

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Immediate follow up question: Please please please go on about Ep 10 supervillain Topher?

Could you please please please go on about feropher AU if you have any more about him?

This in of itself isn't really a concentrated au with a plot and lore and stuff, but I'll answer.

Boring answer: I was watching a Slay the Princess playthrough and got inspired.

Less boring answer: Feropher is part of an au cluster called "Scary Topher" where topher is scary in various ways. For example, the demon Topher, robopher (these two are very similar), vengeful spirit Topher, Ep 10 supervillain Topher, etc.

Actually, Ep 10 supervillain Topher is one I can go on about.

#total drama #td topher #ask #reblog

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don and topher trying to get dakota to wear that ugly-ass green windcheater to match with them for a family photo

She wishes her dad picked a better outfit to use as his trademark

#dakota's eyes scream 'help me #total drama #total drama don #td don #total drama topher #td topher #total drama dakota #td dakota #reblog

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More scooby doo Team Chris au, but smt is a bit different…

#I love this mix up so much #I think it's the Alejandro in the robot that's sending me the most #total drama #team cirrrrh #total drama au #total drama noah #td noah #total drama owen #td owen #total drama duncan #td duncan #total drama alejandro #td alejandro #total drama izzy #td izzy #total drama tyler #td tyler #team chris is really really really really hot #reblog

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ok, hear me out. We all know Noah wasn’t in action, but if he was, I DESPERATELY want to know what p!noah’s superhero costume thing would be, and what it would be called.

Suggested this idea to the server, and the wonderful @perpetualexistence offered the idea of p!Noah technically complying to the ruleset of the challenge by offering up his superhero persona; Hyde, the invisible hero.

Which is just Noah's convoluted way of not dressing up at all. Instead, he sits backstage and projects his voice to where he's "supposed" to be. It's an idea born from equal parts ingenuity and laziness, which fits Noah to a tee!

And it's pretty symbolic of p!Noah's role in the show; his whole deal is hiding in the background and floating his way through the competition, practically invisible to the people around him, whilst being glaringly obvious to the audience (thanks to both his pranks with Izzy and his other antics).

It's also a nice nod to Jekyll and Hyde. You know, the story about a man who divides himself into two distinct personalities; one the fair-mannered and socially acceptable Doctor Jekyll, and the other the self-indulgent vice-seeking Mister Hyde. (And then eventually succumbs to the draw of his self-indulgent personality and commits suicide before he loses the "proper" part of himself.) It's a really good comparison to p!Noah, who also hides his wilder nature and instinctive drive to thrill-seek behind the personality of an apathetic bookworm. There's parallels there.

Of course, Noah wouldn't explain any of that to the judges- or, well, just Chris- in this hypothetical scenario, since it's put his tumultuous façade into jeopardy.

I imagine Chris would give him some points for originality, and then immediately revoke them due to "lack of effort". Then, when asked to give an example of his power, Noah would grab at his ankle from under the table or something- since this is p!Noah, who's intrinsically a little shit and would never pass up on an oppertunity to scare the daylights out of someone. Over all, he'd probably get a mediocre score in the "super model" portion of the challenge.

As for the obstacle course? Well. Since he's "invisible", there'd be no way for Chris to verify how quickly he completes the course- if he does at all.

Spoiler, he doesn't. At the start of the challenge he hides himself somewhere nearby and tries to play off his non-participation as his "invisibility". It doesn't work. Noah's not very torn up about it.

#wooo i love this idea coming into fruition! #psycho!noah au #total drama #total drama noah #td noah #reblog

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Fun Altered Arrangements fact !

Noah is significantly shorter than Heather and Lindsay, and they won't shut up about it;

Noah: Can you please try and see this from my perspective ? Heather: *chrouches* Noah: ... Noah: Fuck you.

Bridgette: You gotta learn to appreciate the little things in life. Lindsay: But I already appreciate Noah. Noah: Girl-

#altered arrangements au #td heather #td lindsay #td noah #noah deserves to be bullied a bit #as a treat #reblog

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mike polycule is just a sitcom named "our boyfriend is so fucking weird and not because of his mental illness he is just built like that" the guy is immune to AVOIDING getting into Situations

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this is kind of off topic and I don’t know why your post made me think of this specifically but you know that tumblr trend of “clown husbandry” where people would write out these giant posts about adopting and taking care of clowns and also start fake discourse? i wanna start mike husbandry

“friendly reminder that mikes are social creatures! you need to adopt AT LEAST either a zoey or a scott for enrichment. don’t be alarmed if your mike and scott start fighting, this is enrichment for both of them! if you’re a beginner at raising mikes i’d suggest getting a zoey for them instead as their behaviors are easier to manage for beginners”

“hey is it okay to feed my mike freezer waffles instead of homemade?” “no, absolutely not, mikes NEED homemade waffles” “okay i think saying ‘absolutely not’ is unfair, i think it depends on the brand of waffles. and you’re adding syrup right? a good syrup can counterbalance lower quality waffles” “hey so i homemake my mike’s waffles but i sneak blended vegetables into the batter because he won’t eat them otherwise, is that bad?”

#this is amazing and we as a fandom should in fact make this a thing #total drama #reblog #total drama mike #td mike