#tbh my surgeon did rlly well . i have a lot of problems with him bc hes kind of a dick but from like. idk an artistic standpoint hes good

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realizing its almost been 6 months since top surgery:)

#frank.txt #despite all the complications i had w healing im rlly happy w how my chest looks:) #ALTHOUGH. ONE BIG COMPLAINT #i used to use my bras as an extra pocket for my phone or lighter or whatever. but now i dont wear bras and therefore have no extra pocket #:( u win some u lose some :( #anyway all shirts look awesome on me now AND i can wear t shirts w funny text or image ans ppl wont feel awkward reading it:) #also the scars r fading rlly well! they almost blend in w my skin completely! (keyword almost. theyr still visible atp) #the way the scars r shaped is interesting bc theyre like a U shape. but bc of that when i inevitably build my pectoral muscles #the scars should blend into the shadow caused by thr muscle. i also dont have a Completrly flat chest bc im fat:0 #tbh my surgeon did rlly well . i have a lot of problems with him bc hes kind of a dick but from like. idk an artistic standpoint hes good #but the doctor standpoint hes Uhm. well i lost a nipple and had severe infection due to denied antibiotics and lack of aftercare #BUT. the lost nipple isnt visible and it looks normal now somehow AND. i didn't die from the infection so. I mean #i just had to spend christmas with a fever of 103 LMAO #HONESTLY THO i would do it again EVEN if i knew i would go thru hell bc this surgery fuckn saved my life holy shit #i didnt realize just how much i dissociated from my own body bc of dysphoria. now i feel more in touch with it and happy!:) #also now i can Eventually get that chest tattoo i wanted for like 7 years lmao #erm yippee:)

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I would like to submit to you personally a hospital!au :3c i know nothing about hospitals and i only did 3 seconds worth of research:

Shiro used to be a really amazing surgeon but then he lost his arm and now he’s a physical therapist Matt is a surgical technician and he and Shiro used to work a lot together

(Picture them laying in a bunk in an on-call room, trying to savor every second of peace and quiet together before they get paged back to work)

idk what event would take the place of alien kidnapping tho but ig Sam and Matt are still missing for whatever reason? pls help

Hunk, Pidge, Lance, and Keith are all med-students/interns/whatever the word is

Anyway, Pidge is following in Matts footsteps, they probably think guts r fun in theory but would rather stick to just helping rather than actually doing yanno?? Idk im v tired they would be a radiologist tbh

Lance would prob do well in pediatrics just bc he has a great bedside manner esp with kids but he’s aiming higher he wants to kick Keiths ass and be a great surgeon like Shiro

Hunk i feel would probably do really well in the ER too bc he’s good at following his gut and telling when ppl aren’t giving him the full story (WHY would you lie to your doctor dude???)

Lance studies his ass off trying to beat Keiths instinct but keith is shit at bedside manner and sometimes Lance can diagnose faster than him it’s been 30 years since i watched an episode of scrubs

lance is squeamish around his own blood

the cafeteria makes Hunk want to drop out

Zarkon is uhh idk a lawyer and he sues the hospital for malpractice literally everyday no matter what

Shay would be a pharmacy gal

Rolo and Nyma are the ppl that come in looking for free drugs

Coran is a clerk and every patient knows him bc he makes sure to introduce himself sooner or later bc he loves connecting with people and even though he’s not a doctor, Lance has chosen him as an unofficial mentor

I wanted to say Allura would be Dean of Medicine but like you need 15 years experience apparently sooo instead Alfor was Dean of Medicine and Allura is an anesthesiologist or medical examiner tbh

Hunk and Lance are roomies (honestly they are JD and Turk)

Lance gets scrubs with the really goofy patterns on them even though those are really for nurses Lance

good scenes that could take place:

Lance getting bummed out bc he messed up something big and might have killed someone accidentally if it wasn’t just a test, cue Keith finding Lance holed up in the on-call room and they have a really awkward heart-to heart in the dark

an outbreak of some super dangerous virus and Lance quarantines himself, he’s playing it off but on the other side of the glass everyone is super worried and horrified

Pidge gets a stuffed animal from a child patient and at first they are just super flustered and weirded out but by the end of the episode or whatever they’re teaching the kid how to use their pager and bringing the kid extra dessert and the stuffed animal is named Rover and Pidge keeps it in their locker always

one episode is just Hunk trying to get a refill prescription for a patient but there’s a bunch of problems and complications and it’s taking forever and he’s ready to go walk into traffic but he finally gets to the pharmacy and walks up to the counter and there’s Shay and they meet for the first time and Hunk stumbles all over the name of the drug he’s trying to get and she makes a joke about never seeing the sun bc she’s stuck behind the counter all day and they are in love.

The gang goes out for drinks (and bad karaoke) one night to celebrate something and then it starts raining and Keith ends up having to spend the night with Hunk and Lance (bc keith is living in a tiny hole in the wall apartment all the way across town) and they’re all very goofy and drunk and in the morning they are very grumpy and hungover and “wait keith is that my shirt” “why are you wearing my pants” “oh i was wondering why they were so tight” “fuck u”

Keith “how do you interact with normal people” kogane gets the task of delivering bad news to someone and he thinks he’ll be able to do it no biggie in and out of there right but he can’t and he feels so shitty and how can he tell this woman she’s a widow that’s awful but he forces himself to do it bc it’s just a job but he comes off way too apathetic and rude and she cries and gets upset and suddenly keith “i hate lance with every bone in my body and i can name them all” kogane is asking lance for help and he ends up having a rlly heartfelt convo with the widow and it’s rlly good character development

Allura finds her dad’s old journals and keeps them bc they have rlly good advice and accounts of almost every patient he ever treated and it’s almost like he’s still there with her

pls pls add on i have watched approximately 4 episodes of house i don’t know anything

#vld #voltron #au #hospital!au #matt holt #takashi shirogane #pidge gunderson #lance mcclain #keith kogane #hunk garrett #allura altea #coran #alfor #zarkon #headcanons #long post