#tays mailbox

[serendipityunho]

sex with san pls plssssss

rip your cervix

gonna be putting you in seven positions for seventy minutes 🫦

would probably play some sex playlist in the background

blind fold you for the sensual experience, also because he likes seeing you helpless and vulnerable

and why not add a pair of handcuffs so you can't feel him up? only he gets to touch and admire

makes you cum at least three times with both a vibrator and his mouth before he lets himself cum

loves to rub your clit until you let out an overwhelming cry

would make a movie with permission of course so the two of you can watch it later on

has a thing for slapping the tip of his dick on your mouth so you can taste your own juices

makes you so so wet it feels like a waterslide for him

shoving his fingers in your mouth while he fucks you into oblivion

edges you on every time you ask for him to go harder or faster

#anon asks #tays mailbox #ateez smut

[salty-an-disco]

hi! i asked tai this too and you follow them so I think you saw but I'm finally gonna draw the voices and hopefully post them, but a lot of the ways I picture them are heavily influenced by your depictions bc I got into the fandom almost primarily through your blog. I don't want you to feel like I'm stealing your ideas, so if that makes you uncomfortable, I can scrap the designs for something less similar if you want. It's up to you.

Oh, please, take however much inspiration you’d like!! Art is a collaborative and often transformative effort, inspiring other artists is what I strive for lmao

Knowing my designs inspired you enough to take elements from them is very flattering to me <3

#oh. and just to clear it up. I don’t follow Tai directly but I guess they’re kind of an in-law to me #since many of my mutuals seem to be mutuals with them lol #mailbox

[chappellrroan]

extremely random but do you think 2024 in the taylor swift universe will be as chaotic as 2023.. like what if one day in january we just wake up to the news that taylor is the new wild card entry in big boss or smth 💀 (like that one kpop dude idk who he is)

with the way she's going i don't think anything is impossible atp but then again big boss people can't afford her💀✋

#tay pls let us breathe this year 🙏 #april <3 #mailbox💌

[tsireyqs]

i need someone to edit ney & jake to paper rings, neteyam & lo’ak to exile, and loak & tsireya to afterglow. LIKE BYE.

neteyam & lo’ak to exile?? KELLS SHUT UP RN.

but also like peace for ney & jake…… and sweet nothing for lo’ak & tsireya…….. seven for neteyam & lo’ak………….

#AHSHSHAHVDAJBDIW #my heart cannot take this rn #i love paper rings btw #my fave tay song <3 #kells 💐 #ari’s mailbox 💌

[fvckbeom]

anyways… tay. hi, how are you???

twitter addicted.

#tays📬mailbox! #stfu tay

[bubblebuckys]

not to sound too emo but i when this came into my inbox it really stuck and helped me when i needed it

#my tay #mailbox ✉︎ ̟⁺˖⟡₊⁺ #smooches

[fluffyprettykitty]

aw thank you so much <3 uno reverse it back to you!!!!

#mailbox #tay❄️

[cloudpawmoving]

7 just bc whenever i think of you i'm imagining you ripping a gas station customer to shreds with your teeth

HELP ME i would never do that to you if you came to my gas station.

#mailbox #tai #ask game

[sturniol0s]

STALKER-MATT STURNIOLO

summary- a new girl had just moved into town across the sturniolo house. matt falls in love with her and becomes more obsessed day by day.

disclaimer- basically non other than use of y/n

a/n: i love joe goldberg so why not make a fan fiction.😜 this is pretty short😔

not proofread

i grab my coat as i see her getting out of her house for her morning jog, slowly following her, keeping distance so she doesn’t notice me snipping pictures of her.

she starts jogging into a park, its hard to keep up with her pace but its worth it. the way her leggings hug her curves perfectly.

after 5 minutes she jogs back to her house, i watch her through her window.

she takes a shower. i snip a couple polaroid pictures, the steam covering her face as the photo clears up.

• 10 minutes later

the shower turned off she must’ve gotten out. i watch as she dries her hair and changes in to outside clothes, she grabs her computer and purse.

she goes to her car and drives to a.. cafe? shes meeting up with someone.

oh…y/n, you never told me that you had a boyfriend? or is he a hook up?

• 20 minutes later

after a couple minutes of trying to figure out what theyre saying got me bored but i could tell they’re arguing i cant hear what they’re arguing about because of the thick glass.

i can see her grab purse and her car keys and walk out she looks at me but luckily i had my hat on.

—

i open my search bar on google when i got home.

“y/n l/n” i search up seeing that she has multiple social media accounts.

i press on one of her instagram photos.

oh… ellie, the girl you were hanging out with the yesterday at the cafe?

‘elliekatz’

i look out my window to see you, looking through your mailbox, seeing the gift i bought u the other day.

—

she drives to a mall as i follow her with my car, she gets out the car and walks in, again i keep my distance trying not to get caught. i have a hat and black clothing on just in case she turns around

i watch her go inside a store wanting a expensive perfume. i watch her as she looks at the price with her jaw dropping.

hmm…. should i buy her it?

yes.

—

she opens the box to see the perfume, a note, and a teddy bear. she turns around to see if anyone is watching her. she stares at the note i left.

“dear you, enjoy the perfume”

she grabs the box and brings it in her house. she places the bear right on her bedside table, little does she know i put a camera in the bear’s eye.

a/n: IN MY JOE GOLDBERG ERA☺️🎀

tag list💗: @chrisloyalgf @sturnsvlg @sturnsjtop @ihearttsyouu @xgsturn @bunnysturns @kiibichio @ghostlypineappl @ihateeveryone357474 @suyqa @iloveneilperry @mbbsgf @heartz4janellieeeeeee @hearteyesformatt @sturnioloslife @delilahluvsu @b2cute @nellyjan-th @jeanieswagger @tillies33ssss @tapesmatts @sturniologirl813 @vane2realz @sturnzsblog @bernardsleftbootycheek @sturniolobessed @samandcolbyfan22 @blahbel668 @mirandakay20 @vinniehackerslefttoe @melonjollyranche @hopefuljellyfishcollection @bluesturniolo333 @sofiabrown1 @iluvm4ttsturni0l0 @tay-laaaaa

xoxo, lacy💋

#chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #matt sturniolo #matt sturniolo fluff #matt sturniolo smut #nick sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #spotify #sturniolo fanfic #sturniolo imagine #stalker #chris sturniolo fluff #chris sturniolo smut #matt sturni #matt sturniolo fanfic #matt sturniolo x you #matt sturniolo x reader #matthew sturniolo #sturniolo smut #sturniolo triplets #sturniolo x reader #sturniolo texts #sturniolo tweets #xybca #sturniolo fandom #sturniolo fluff #sturniolo angst

[kindafooey]

Käärijä (feat. Vinttikoira) - Aikuinen, translated to English by meee :3

Hey yall! I've been hoping for an excuse to do full translations of Käärijä's lyrics, and I saw a couple of songs requested by @verminetroglodyte in the tags of that one post, soooo here's the first one! Prolly gonna follow up with Menestynyt yksilö tomorrow night :D I've taken some minor artistic liberties here in order to match the vibes of the original lyrics as closely as possible, so I'm open to any feedback and questions you might have in mind. Oh and do request more song translations if there are any you'd like to see! I love doing this, haha.

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Korkeakouluttamattomuudesta huolimatta mä oon hyväntuulinen / Despite my lack of higher education I'm a cheerful type

Joku vois kysyy, että oonko mä hullu / Someone may ask if I'm a fool

Voin vastata, että oon hullunkurinen / To that I can say I'm all about tomfoolery

Onks ohjeit antaa miten elää tai vastuun kantaa / Got any advice on how to live my life or do my duty?

Sillä mun tieto ei niin vankka oo sijottamisen suhteen eikä paljon pakkaa oo (ei oo) / Cause my investments ain't intelligent and I ain't got no stacks (no stacks)

Mua raastaa, kuulen kuinka muut nappaa paikan oikiksest (oh no) / Still it grates me, when others tell me they scored a spot in law school (oh no)

Eikä koskaan natsannu omalla kohalla ja se varmistu postitse (voi ei) / While all I ever got was a rejection letter in my mailbox (oh no)

Mä oon kondiksessa / But I'm alright

Sama se vaikka ne mua koettavat hiillostaa / Don't care if they try to roast me

Mä oon aikuinen eli päätän siitä mikä vittu mua kiinnostaa / I'm a grown-up and I get to decide what strikes my own fuckin' fancy

Chorus (by Vinttikoira):

Miks sä otat riskei / Why you taking risks

Noilla sun peliliikkeil / With those player maneuvers

Sä oot valmis lyömää ohi sun swingei / You're ready to miss all your swings

Vaikka sul vois olla jotain fiksuuki kehitteil / Even though you could have good things cookin'

Joten oisko nyt viimein aika kasvaa aikuiseks / So don't you think it's time to finally grow up

Ja pistää pelit seis / And grind the games to a halt

Oon aikuinen / I'm a grown-up

Vaikka toisinaa en tiiä et mitä oon / Even if sometimes I don't know what I am

Ilman CV:tä paikkoi täytän eikä ne mun älyy hyötykäytä vaikka sitä on / I'm doing entry-level jobs without a resume and they don't make use of my wits though there's plenty in me

Käärijän vartaloo pitkin valuu hikikarpalo / A bead of sweat rolls down Käärijä's body

Kun ne väittää еtten kartal oo / When they tell me I'm all over the place

Jos ei pihas oo avoautoa tai kartanoo / When there's no convertible parked in my yard and I've got no mansion

Ja se pеrhana raastaa meit / And it grates us to goddamn shreds

Kuulla ettei olla mitää ilman merittei / To hear we're nothing without merits

Korkeesta koulusta ei tavikset saa niiden touhusta kredittei (voi ei) / Normies ain't getting no college credits from their hustle (oh no)

Nyt mä päätin sen / Now I've made up my mind

Sama se vaikka ne mua koettavat hiillostaa (ai) / Don't care if they try to roast me (ow)

Mä oon aikuinen eli päätän siitä mikä vittu mua kiinnostaa / I'm a grown-up and I get to decide what strikes my own fuckin' fancy

[Chorus]

Mä oon aikuinen mutta omal tyylillä / I'm a grown-up but in my own style (x2) (hah!)

Ei mitää perinteist / Nothin' traditional

Mä menin eri teit (ha) / I took a different path (hah)

Joita kuljen kunnes vislaan pelit seis / That I'll keep walking until I whistle my games to a halt

(Vinttikoira:)

Joo, joo / Yeah, yeah

Päällä asuntolaina / Got a mortgage on your back

Ja alla pankin auto eikä oravanpyörästä vartin taukoo / Your ride is owned by the bank, no break from the grind

Ja himassa päätään vaimo aukoo / Got a wife at home running her mouth

Pitää laskut maksaa ku vastuu kasvaa / Gotta pay the bills as responsibilities pile up

Mutta mulla on jatkumassa mun lapsuus vasta / Meanwhile I'm just extending my childhood

Ei mun sulle tarvii olla vakuuttamassa / No need to go out of my way to convince you

Eikä raksalla nakuttamassa (naks, naks, naks, naks, naks) / Or to bang away at a construction site (tap, tap, tap, tap, tap)

Ja sehän sukulaisii takuulla rassaa / and I bet it vexes my relatives

Ku mun laiffi on tabula rasa / when my life is a tabula rasa

Ja elämäntapa (mikä) / and my lifestyle (what)

Hakuna matata

Teini-ikänen mutanttininja Vinttikoira / Teenage mutant ninja Vinttikoira

Ei inttipoika eikä sivarijätkä / not an army boy nor a civilian service bro

Enkä eti mitää rivarinpätkää / not looking for my own piece of a rowhouse

Voit ne pois mun listaltani jättää / you can leave those off my list

[Chorus]

Mä oon aikuinen mutta omal tyylillä / I'm a grown-up but in my own style (x2) (Hah!)

Ei mitää perinteist / Nothin' traditional

Mä menin eri teit (ha) / I took a different path (hah!)

Joita kuljen kunnes vislaan pelit seis (pelit seis) / That I'll keep walking until I whistle the games to a halt (games to a halt)

(x2)

Oon aikuinen / I'm a grown-up

Oon aikuinen omal tyylil / I'm a grown-up in my own style

Mitä mitä / What what (x2)

Oon aikuinen / I'm an adult

Omal tyylil / In my own style

#käärijä #kaarija #aikuinen #lyric translation

[serendipityunho]

oh sex with yunho please???

this man would certainly know how to use it lmao

literally either praising or degrading

gotta love some drunk sloppy sex

fucking you missionary on the side of the bed

pressing down on your lower stomach while railing the absolute shit out of you

loud loud moans

switching you in different positions every now and then

probably loves doggy to smack that ass with his big hands

back kisses in doggy too, just all over your back- from your upper back down to your lower back

loves the sight of his hands that probably covers your ass entirely

gripping your waist so tight when he's about to cum in doggy

grips your face to turn to towards him for a sloppy makeout sesh in between thrusts

loves to watch his dick go in and stretching you out

clit rubs every now and then in missionary or doggy

will push your back down so your stomach is flat against the mattress while lifting one of your legs up- makes him hit the right spots

if he's really into it, he'll most likely push your head down against the pillow while fucking you into oblivion and cum all over your back

the after care is cute tho- hot showers together and order takeaway :)

#idk why i'm still awake even though i've q'd all this stuff #ateez smut #anon asks #tays mailbox

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Korsumo

Note: Finally after weeks of waiting, I finally release the fanfic I’ve been working hard on, enjoy!

Things have been normal for the Solar Opposites. Korvo is still working on the ship, Terry is just being lazy, the Pupa is playing around and Yumyulack and Jesse are at school. But then, Terry discovers a soda can in the front yard and decided to bring it up.

Terry: Huh? Don’t know how you got here, but might as well bring you up for safe keepings.

Terry went up to the lab where he sees Korvo working on the ship repairs where he placed the soda on the counter.

Korvo: Terry, where did you get that soda?

Terry: Oh I found it in the backyard, wonder how it got there?

Korvo: Well can you at least put it in a cooler? I want one.

Terry: Uh, I don’t know, this soda might be contaminated. Look at it, it’s glowing. Looks very dangerous. I don’t think we should have this thing.

The soda was glowing with an aquamarine around around it.

Terry: We shouldn’t drink this Korvo, probably a bad idea.

Korvo: growls God damn it, fine. I’ll keep it safe hidden, so no one can drink it. But, you still owe me a soda.

Terry: Whatever. After Terry left, Korvo looks at the soda while working on the ship and then quickly to his mind…

Korvo: Y’know what? Fuck Terry, I can enjoy soda whatever I like, and whatever I want!

In a fast motion, Korvo drank the soda, but then a glow appears around him as he jammed the now empty soda can on his head.

Korvo: Now, time to get back on repairing the ship.

But then, a crash came. To a moment of shock, Korvo turned around and gasp. What he saw in his eyes was an obese sumo-sized sumo Shlorpian with maroon skin and a round obese head. With unstoppable sumo-like strength, any regular human sumo wrestler has.

Korvo: Holy shit! A sumo Shlorpian, and it’s alive! Better go get the rest of the fam-

Suddenly, Korvo’s stomach starts to growl as it suddenly starts to swell up.

Korvo: What the fuck?! Wh-what the fuck is happening to me-

Korvo screams in pain as he started to swell up, his cheeks and pupils swells up on his face, his arms and legs also starts to swell.

Korvo: screams in pain Terrrryyyyy!

Terry: Korvo, did you drink the soda I- gasps Holy shit! Korvo!

The sumo Shlorpian grabs Terry and knocks him on the wall as he screams in pain. The sumo then comes close to Korvo as he started to finish his fattening transformation once his robe starts to rip a little, now ruined with some ripped spots on his robe once tears threaten to burst in his eyes.

Korvo: crying Terry! Kids! Pupa! Help! Do something! I need help! I need-

Sumo Shlorpian: Oh! Bonzo is gonna crush puny Shlorpian!

Suddenly, to his shock, something’s grabs him by the arm! All Bonzo sees now is Korvo, now an obese sumo-sized blue Shlorpian in a ruined robe roaring at him!

Terry: Holy shit! What happened to Korvo?!

Yumyulack: coming up the stairs with Jesse and Pupa What the fuck?! Korvo?

Jesse: Damn Korvo, you’re huge!

Pupa: Yay! Korvo!

Sumo Korvo: roars No one try to crush Korvo! Korvo gonna smash you! Sumo smash!

Korvo sumo slams Bonzo as he started to to have a sumo smash once they fell across the window and began to take the fight outside, once they start heading to town.

Terry: Oh no! Korvo! Kids we have to go after him!

Korvo and Bonzo began to sumo wrestle to the streets, using a huge amount of sumo strength to beat each other up.

Sumo Korvo: Wait till Korvo body slam Bonzo! throws a mailbox at Bonzo, who dodges it

Bonzo: No! Bonzo smash you! body slams Korvo, who gets up

Sumo Korvo: groaning but gets back up Ay ya tai!

Korvo pummels on Bonzo as they started to wrestle each other with unique sumo wrestler moves. Terry, the Replicants and Pupa managed to catch up to them, but instead sees them tearing each other apart while trying to pummel on them to the ground.

Terry: Oh no Korvo, we gotta help him!

Jesse: sees a barrel of water Hmmmm. I have an idea, come on!

Jesse, along with Terry and Yumyulack, then destroys the barrels of water as it splatters on the ground. Bonzo slips on it, but Korvo kept standing on the flooding muddy ground firmly as he body slams Bonzo.

Sumo Korvo: takes his sumo stomp moves firmly while preparing for another attack

Bonzo: growling and then jumps on a pile of metal in a junk yard Nobody fucking beats Bonzo!

Bonzo sees a toxic waste and drinks it as it makes him immobile but still sumo-sized as the rest of the Solars gasp.

Terry: Holy shit, looks at Korvo Korvo! Look out!

Yumyulack: Yeah, this is dangerous!

Korvo however manage to find the waste and drinks it as at makes immobile and mega sumo sized, while the remains of his robe stayed on tight on him.

Super Sumo Korvo: sumo battle cry Korvo ain’t done with you yet!

Korvo and Bonzo started to wrestle each other as they continue to sumo wrestle, but Terry is growing concerned about Korvo, once he notices Korvo’s face growing scared.

Terry: Oh dear, my sweet Korvy! Hang on honey, looks at an empty rusty medical needle I have an idea.

Yumyulack: What kind of plan is it?

But once they got started on making the antidote, Bonzo body slammed Korvo in a pile of scrap of metal, as Korvo cries out in pain.

Terry: turning around and gasp in horror

Yumyulack: Oh my God, Da- I mean Korvo!

Jesse: No!

Pupa, however, seeing Korvo scared to tears, runs up and hugs him comfortably.

Super Sumo Korvo: Huh?

Pupa: Squishy belly! hugs Korvo’s immobile belly

Korvo smiles as he whimpers kindly, but then Bonzo prepares to pummel the Pupa, as the latter gasp. Korvo, regaining his strength and courage, punches Bonzo as he grabs the Pupa and gets him to safety.

Super Sumo Korvo: No hurt Pupa!

Korvo then went back to wrestling Bonzo as he body slams him. Yumyulack then finds his juice box, that has the flavor of apple-grape and Vitamin C, and it gives him a great idea.

Terry: Yumyulack! You know what to do!

Yumyulack: gave Terry a determination nod as he went up to help Korvo

Yumyulack then went up to Korvo, who prepares his final sumo smash as he looks up at Bonzo.

Super Sumo Korvo: Korvo ready to body slam you! body slams Bonzo as he yelps

Bonzo: That does it! brings out a metal beam that hits Korvo Any last words?! Fatass?

Yumyulack: jumping out of nowhere with a super sentai jump pose Yeah! It this you fucking fat bitch!

Yumyulack squirts out the juice and sprays it on Bonzo, which causes him to explode into pieces, which shocks Korvo. Yumyulack then restrains Korvo and whistles to give Terry and Jesse the signal.

Yumyulack: Terry! Jesse, quick! The antidotes!

Terry grabs the antidote and puts it into Korvo’s mouth as he gulps it all up and belches loudly. Korvo’s body then returns back to normal as Terry catches him.

Korvo: groaning

Terry: So, what do you have to say? Gives him a joyful grin

Korvo: sigh I should’ve never drunken that god awful fucking soda, and I should’ve listen to you.

Terry: And I was fucking right, wasn’t I?

Yumyulack and Jesse: Ugh.

Korvo: Yes. And… I’m sorry.

Terry: Aw that’s okay, you’re still my sweetheart alien, ya smart as bitch.

Korvo: smiling D’aw, I still love you too.

Terry hugs Korvo as he and the Replicants and Pupa get in a group hug.

Korvo: Y’know I’ve been wondering. Where did Bonzo come from?

Yumyulack: Eh, I don’t know.

Jesse: Me neither, fuck it.

Terry: Yeah, let’s go home.

The Solars head home, but someone is watching them behind the bushes.

The end?

I hope you love it guys, and for those who waited patiently for this, thank you so much. I love you guys, see you soon! Please no rude and nasty comments. Just nice ones! Glad it was worth the wait! Goodnight!

#solar opposites #korvo #british korvo #korvo opposites #korvo solar opposites #korvotron #terry opposites #korvo x terry #terry solar opposites #terry x korvo #tervo #yumyulack #solar opposites pupa #pupa #pupa opposites #sumo fights #jesse solar opposites #solar opposites au #sumo match #sumo transformation #sumo wrestlers #sumo #fat belly #fat transformation #gaining weight #immobile #solar opposites weight gain #jesse opposites #yumyulack opposites #yumyulack solar opposites

[disregardcanon]

fic rec time!

Method Acting

Fandom: Yellowjackets

Relationships: the surviving yellowjackets and their intricate relationships with each other, their dead, and the empty seat that should have lottie in it

Summary: “'What about the team?' her mom prods. Shauna looks up at her in surprise. Her mom falters. 'It might be nice – to support you – since Jackie can’t be there –' It’s not worth fighting. Besides, they’ve all seen her at much lower moments than signing her life away to Jeff Sadecki. She adds their names.

"It's December 1998. The Yellowjackets have made it back safely from the wilderness and gone their separate ways. Until Shauna's wedding invitations land in their mailboxes and bring them back together again. Chaos ensues. Inspired by the scene from season 2 episode 5 where Tai and Van talk about replacing the guestbook pen at Shauna's wedding with the naked lady pen and scandalizing Jackie's mom.

poster’s note: this is exactly what i want out of recently rescued yellowjackets fic. they’re all such messes. it puts a lot of thought into each characterization and relationship. it’s a tragicomedy! shauna is disassociating through her whole wedding, nat and travis are high in the back of the church, tai and van are being as Blatantly Gay As Possible, and misty is trying to introduce her poor normal little boyfriend to them like anything here is normal. it’s great! i even made fanart :)

#yellowjackets #fic recs #the yellowjackets #the yellowjackets survivors #shauna shipman #natalie scatorccio #van palmer #taissa turner #misty quigley #travis martinez #nattravis #taivan

[miareadsstuff]

tay tay didn’t have to call me out so hard with this song. like “stop checking your mailbox for confessions of love, that ain’t never gonna come” SHUT UP U DONT KNOW MY LIFE

#taylor swift #swifties #tswizzle #Spotify

[fvckbeom]

how do i pronounce your name? is it tae as in taehyun or is it like tie as in necktie? ^^

it's pronounced the same as "tae" :)

#tays🩹anons! #tays📬mailbox! #stfu tay

[bubblebuckys]

as are you tay! have an amazing day

#my tay #mailbox ✉︎ ̟⁺˖⟡₊⁺ #smooches