Channeling the monarch by drinking a Fresca
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Why is it that the-powers-that-be-and-who-sometimes-distribute-cookies all have shit taste in cookies? They replaced those nasty smiley face cookies with the same shit except now they're individually wrapped and are called 'Cheryl's' cookies. Still gross, 0/10, just get some chocolate chip cookies from Costco, bitch
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Baked goods upon ye! >:3c
🍞🍩🍰🍪🍞🍩🍰🍞🍩🍰🍪🍞🍩🍰🍪
(And some honey for good measure 🍯🍯🍯)
Rations for the times ahead… plenty of sweets to sustain me :)
(That better be Minecraft Bee honey 🔪 I don’t let no real bee sap in MY househome)
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Pumpkins are good for carving and funky face but they do not taste
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if ur my friend i will tolerate you having mid taste in media
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We were so close to smoking not being cool anymore. We were so close. Then they flavored it mango and now it's taboo to criticize it anymore. People don't ask if they're allowed to vape indoors, they aren't considerate of people who may have health problems that are triggered by the chemicals or if it just bothers them, people don't care that they're supporting an industry built on corruption and greed, they can't see it draining their pockets and much less their health. We were so close to smoking not being cool anymore.
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I got hydrocortisone in my mouth
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Every single time a trivia show has a question that I know the answer to but none of the contestants do I'm like God if only I was there...I would win that whole game...ignoring the fact that I cannot answer the other 19 out of 20 questions
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d'arce is very cool, actually
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day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man
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