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thelionheartedo3 · 4 months
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Zelda had always been glued to her mother's hip in her childhood. Work and duties usually kept her father out of the house most of the day.
No matter what transpired, though, once a week, her mother bundled up a basket full of treats and whatever small project she was working on. Zelda remembers being practically herded with her father out to the hills as the sun set over the village.
It was there, on those sleepy, peaceful evenings where her father, usually not one to play, would scoop her up by the hands and spin her 'round and 'round til she ached from laughing, too dizzy to do much but collapse next to her mother on the threadbare blanket their little picnic was on.
She had never thought she'd feel as safe and loved as she had on those afternoons again.
Not 'til Haven, at least.
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teaitty · 2 years
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Local Illiterate man ruins joke for the 100th time. 🎉
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excaive · 2 years
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vampyrsm · 1 year
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beelzebub who can pick you up with one hand and hold you effortlessly
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lilacandladybugs · 1 year
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my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
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sivsii · 4 months
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also we fucked up as a society the moment we started telling teens and aspiring artists to conflate being an artist with building a brand as if the two things are inextricable. the name of the game if you want to share your art is to work a job and sell yourself as aesthetizied content. back in my day we could just POST SHIT. to deviantart! what the fuck!
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songofsaraneth · 1 year
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every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one
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shrimplovercat · 1 month
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she holds him up to her brood patch btw. if you care
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hattersarts · 9 months
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im already at the south downs cottage guys, catch up
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boytoyinc · 29 days
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hi. non penetrative sex is often more intimate. more on this later
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utterdrip · 4 months
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few clips ive gathered of astarion being worried/protective
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feralthembo · 1 year
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I am BEGGING yall to remember that "gay panic" means "i killed this person because theyre gay so you cant jail me for it" and NOT "UwU too gay to function"
Yall CANNOT reclaim this one please stop trying
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peachebo · 6 months
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I remember I had a concept about alternative ending of sl where michael brings ennard home and jus lives very normal life with a killing machine...
also here's ennard with da cat
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tchaikovskaya · 5 months
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im being extremely serious, something needs to be done about the brightness of car headlights, its an active public safety hazard. and as far as regulatory measures go, this seems like something with a (comparatively) very easy fix....? yeah conservatives will be all "come and take it" about it but they do that with literally fucking everything bc petulant commitment to making a culture war out of any regulation or mandated changes.
its insane that we've all just collectively accepted that its normal and fine that someone driving a standard sized 4 door sedan will be momentarily blinded by the EYE-LEVEL blue-white LED headlights on the latest model of the suburbitank Pedestrian Pulverizer 3000 or whatever the fuck
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albatris · 9 months
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bonus points if you tell me what you would say
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illufinch · 4 months
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