i really do think that everyone sad abt letting go of hp should just get into the simon snow series. its like, everything good abt hp (magical school and associated hijinks, chosen one adventures, mysterious evil, questionable mentors) and then also makes fun of a lot of the things that are mishandled in hp (should kids have roles cast upon them as children? how do power dynamics play out in magical communities? ummmmm are those kids who went thru all of those chosen one adventures okay???). plus theres a vampire. and a road trip! and canon gays !!!!!!
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personally i think the best way to look at this election in terms of "who am i (as a viewer) going to vote for" is that first and foremost, for us, this is a STORY. we are watching a story (and also a fun game and funny people doing funnies together, but for election purposes we'll say that)
therefore our goal should not be "which candidate has the best policies" or "which candidate is best for the island". we don't CARE. that's not our business.
we don't care what's good for the islanders. THAT'S NOT OUR BUSINESS. we're not islanders nor are we players. we are the guy in the bar watching the Truman show. our business is "what story do we want to see?"
each candidate offers something different.
(note: i don't claim to understand their platforms, for personal reasons i haven't followed it closely bc i kinda suspected there was gonna be drama and didn't feel like stressing myself over minecraft politics; my local elections freak me out enough lol)
for a rough example:
elquackity: obvious federation plant, clear enemy for the rest of the server. man-vs-government arc.
forever: did you like cellbit's infiltration arc? i could predict something like that following in forever's footsteps (forever sneaks around the federation, learns a few secrets, continues to make his changes to the server but does perhaps experience horrors, most likely a slower burn than cellbit's arc but certainly a lot of espionage and theorycrafting)
gegg: gegg chamg e world
those of y'all with a sounder grasp on candidates, sound off in the notes on what we can expect FROM A STORY PERSPECTIVE; i actively ignore the debates (they make me want to cry lmfao). i don't care what their platform is exactly, where will it take the story?
and i'll repossess your liver if i see any goddamn cc hate or harassment in there. this is more than not a safe space for that, this is an active danger zone. watch yourselves. <3
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Ummm so I think he gives head like really really really really sloppy he’s a messy eater. Ummmm his cock is fat and long and heavy. It hangs down to his mid to lower thigh. He’s surprisingly gentle in bed really slow and relaxed. Ummm he really only cares if you feel good. And ummm yeah 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣
"he really only cares if you feel good" SO TRUE!! pussy pleaser osamu. he needs to treat you well :(( you're his favourite meal after all :(( + LISTEN! he's got a lil bit of a voice kink he LOVES it when you moan. likes slurping and moaning into you when he's eating you out too. and wants to spit on his dick for you when you're giving him head, tells you "make it messy f'me, sweetheart, fuck." AHFMNH
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Saw this on a x reader fic (which wasn't even tagged in a way I could filter out...), but I'm pretty sure your not supposed to do this?
I know you shouldn't do it on AO3, but what are the rules for Tumblr?
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besties …… today is the deadline for choosing my residency specialty ….. aka what i will be doing for the rest of my life,, no big deal and i still haven’t sent in my application
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im so high and thinking aboit scarian divorce
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