#sweet bling tho

[kply-industries]

Figure it out, dumb-dumb

#animated gif #animated gifs #gif #gifs #old ads #old advertisements #thingie #gizmo #whatchamacallit #some kinda toy #head scratcher #elizabethan #dumb #sweet bling tho

[kpop-stan23-writes]

new money san

the san part to this fic which is inspired by this post by @warmau read mingi’s part here

group: ateez member: san feat mingi genre: fluff? rich boi au word count: 1.8k warnings: a few curse words pairing: san x gn!reader

made his money fast and dirty. like really dirty

the only rich people he knows and hangs out with regularly as sketchy as hell

the old money people look down their noses at his new money but still secretly want to buy his brand because wow it makes a lot of money

has the same dressing habits he did before he got rich, just with pricier clothes now. must pricier

those dressing habits: wears whatever he wakes up in or is pulled onto him by a frantic and always worried bodyguard wooyoung

usually what's pulled onto him is just as wrinkled and questionably clean as the clothes he wore to bed

*seonghwa's voice from that one daily log* young and rich

bling bling bitch

f-leeeeex

aka jewels in his mouth, chains worth more than a small country around his neck, rings on rings on rings

has about ten cars that he takes turns driving

all flashy speedy sports cars he enjoys weaving in and out of seoul traffic

a tattoo under his ribcage that says something no one but he understands the worth of

really only asked what it means by some of the people he's let sleep over

got annoyed when people would ask him about it and then tried to pretend they understood what it meant

now when a sleeping buddy asks what it means, he just laughs it off and gives a bullshit answer

even though it kinda kills him inside because it holds such importance to him

scars from all the dangerous shit he pays to do

never ask him about those adventures tho. he will go on and on and show you a slideshow of pics he took and most of those pics will be engrained in your brain for the rest of your life and possibly into the next one

scars from all the dangerous insane people he also does (though those he doesn't have to pay for)

never ask him about those adventures tho. he will get a devilish look in his eye and then proceed to explain in near-excruciating detail how each scar came to be

so how did you, a straight-laced, by-the-books college student, get swept up into san's crazy life?

you're mingi's childhood friend

and as children you swore to each other you would be by each other's side, no matter what, through thick and thin

boy do you want to slap some sense into child you

because when mingi gets swept up into san's whirlwind life, so do you

though you suppose there was some good that came of it

you met san, after all

it started out innocently enough

mingi has this brilliant idea he is convinced can make him the next san self-made millionaire

he just needs a loan

and san, understanding what it's like to start with nothing, offers to fund mingi

fine. great

except san isn't interested in being repaid conventionally

instead of asking for exorbitant interest or a large cut of shares, he asks for a favor

a simple favor, he swears

long story short: it wasn't a simple favor, and now mingi owes san more than just the loan

you don't find out about mingi's deal until after it's been made and he's gone through with the "simple favor"

you pace in your shared apartment, with mingi sitting on the lumpy couch with his head hanging low

you don't have the heart to curse him out

you never did

because who could yell at such a sweet angel?

but there's a first time for everything because what the hell was he thinking? why didn't he ask how he'd be expected to pay san back before accepting his money? who does this choi san think he is anyway? how does he have the money to fund a budding business while asking for crazy favors as means for repayment?

mingi, who has sat quietly through your ranting, snaps his head up and says in the most serious tone you've ever heard him use: "hope you never have that question answered"

his seriousness shakes you and you slowly sink onto the couch next to him and you whisper "what did you get into, mingi?"

things are quiet for several months after the favor is completed and as mingi prepares for launch of his business, you start to hope that that's the end of the choi san business

because you've done some digging after mingi told you what he'd done to secure the loan

and you can't help but be nervous

because this choi san guy suddenly came onto the scene with an obscene amount of cash and no one seems to really know how he earned so much so quickly

at first glance he's just an eccentric nuevo riche guy who likes to live on the edge and flaunt his wealth with flashy new things every other week and wrinkled designer brands

but the more you dig into him, the more whispers you hear about how he really makes his money

the few rumors that have been confirmed are sketchy as hell but nothing overtly illegal, but that doesn't bring you much comfort when you consider mingi made a deal with him

but the months drag on and still...nothing

you finally think that's the end of that

until you get home one day from class

you're exhausted

it's nearing finals and with summer just around the corner, it's practically impossible to concentrate on studying

you just want to take a long hot bath and then sleep for the next week

you kick off your shoes and step into your slippers before shuffling into the apartment, making a beeline for the bathroom

but you spot mingi sitting on the couch out of the corner of your eye and his posture is the same as the day he told you about san and it makes you stop dead in your tracks

"what's wrong?" you ask him slowly

he says nothing, just points to the black envelope that sits in the middle of the coffee table in front of him

you approach with trepidation and then grow nervous when you see that on the matte black surface, your name and mingi's are written in glittery gold script

you pick it up and turn it over and then sink to your knees when you see that on the glittery gold wax seal is the image of two mountains overlapped in such a way that makes them look like cat ears

you remember seeing that seal on the paperwork mingi had refused to show you even after he had told you about his deal

the mark of choi san

for a long time you and mingi just sit in silence

choi san confuses the hell out of you

there's the public image vs the rumors

both are outlandish but in very different ways

you abruptly get to your feet and with false bravado claim you just won't read the letter and go to toss it in the trash

mingi leaps off the sofa and uses his long limbs to scramble after you and snatch the ominous black envelope from your hand

"you have to," he insists

"i don't have to do anything," you insist back

"since it was also addressed to me, i already read it"

"then you've read it for the both of us!"

"it's a party invitation"

"so we just don't go!"

"i don't think this is something we can get out of"

you and mingi have a stare-down

you typically win, since mingi gets all giggly and blushy when he stares into your eyes too long

but he's determined and doesn't back down

with a huff you snatch the letter from him and pop the seal, which you see now has indeed already been broken

you understand mingi's insistence once you scan the letter

because the intention of the invitation is very clear: go to this roof party or else

"right, because i totally wasn't planning on studying this weekend anyway"

that saturday you spend more time than you care to admit standing in front of your closet

what do you wear to an eccentric millionaire's rooftop party?

when it gets dangerously close to the time you need to leave, mingi finally grabs a few random articles of clothing and tosses them at you

you huff but pull on the clothes because wow these actually go together how is mingi so good at that?

you and mingi are nervous the whole drive over and you're both reluctant to get out of the safety of the car

you finally gather your courage and drag mingi after you because you're both in this mess because of him he's not chickening out on you now!

you stand in front of the brick building with the glass front declaring it closed for a private event

a tall man stands at the door and as you and mingi approach, he asks for your invitation

you show him the black envelope and he unlocks the door for you before telling you to take the elevator to the top floor

you reach the top floor and then follow the arrows that lead you to the rooftop stairwell

as soon as the door to the roof is opened, mingi is whisked away and you catch the words "discuss some business" as you and he share startled looks

now all alone, you make a deep breath and glance around the roof

fairy lights are strung up, soft music is playing in the background, and flowers create a pathway straight to the neon bar...and choi san

he's wearing dark washed jeans and a purple button up with black leopard spots (that one from the vlive from say my name era with wooyoung and yunho) untucked with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows and he's leaning against the bar sipping his drink and when your eyes meet he gives you a smirk you've only ever seen on a fox

you straighten your shoulders and approach him

once you're in front of him, you glance around at the empty roof

"so when does this party start?"

"do we need more than two people to have a good time?" that smirk is still on his face

"but there's all this space and all these decorations..."

he just shrugs and says "well i own the building, so it wasn't really a big deal"

with his drink in his hand he gestures to the seoul skyline and says "i also own that glass one and that tall one and see that construction in the distance? that's mine too. choose one you like and we can start a party there"

he looks back at you and a genuine smile crosses his lips and shows off his dimples and he leans closer and you find yourself unwilling to pull away

maybe he's not as bad as you thought...

the end?

#ateez #san #feat #mingi #ateez scenarios #san scenarios #ateez fluff #san fluff #maybe? idk what fluff is #rich boy au #rich boy!san #the money series

[libidomechanica]

Untitled (“Call hylls light”)

Call hylls light, and all the Fair 

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do sing into the 

doors nest goes the people  as the fiend, snare, she to  keepe that he meet die. It  gallant and light her the 

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I thing imitation weeds; stumbly  a somebody in  they alouds frame all and form, and 

by Mother, right. Bowers, come of 

them and alone; the  desire you dost the scope 

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him shall try,’ he chatter; chargentle  little ! ” The seat, him who 

has power that goes repit  of vision crabs hind; and he  valleys, By thy luve our brows  conuent, blue my to quietness, 

yet their to charms. twinkled 

base its to ride, I die fortune  above death.              Drum cried you?  She say to my he silver  Nightiers trancke? & When see, in 

sweet, Gae said: “why dig Lock, when 

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#poetry #automatically generated text #Patrick Mooney #Markov chains #Markov chain length: 4 #251 texts

[hedgefairy]

Okay, I know, I know, it's already old news, everybody and their uncle in the costuming community has already talked it over, but anyhoo, I made notes when I crawled my way through effing Bridgerton and I will be damned if I don't vomit them onto this site. I have 32 pages of this shit, I'm not gonna throw that away.

I'm also typing this on my phone because I'm stuck on a trainride that's just doubled in length because this is the 2021 Northern German snow storm. What, there's snowflakes on the rails? We cannot possibly keep up our schedule, say goodbye to 90% of the connections.

Okay, on to Bridgerton, Episode 1

We're in Britain (oh, London, okay), allegedly 1813. I see people who are clearly meant to be asympatico, but is this size incusivity I spot there? Daring! Gasp! Me li...

Oh wait, no. The character is promptly shamed for her figure (which is mostly caused by the horrible cut of her dress. Every size can look great in Regency garb, but never mind, we need to make the "fat one" look bad!).

Also, no shifts under the stays. Why. There was obviously enough budget, don't tell me you couldn't afford a few strappy tops - it's not like the rest is historically accurate, so it would have sufficed to send some poor underpaid intern to H&M and get some. Nvm, that wouldn't be sexay.

Wait, is the garishly dressed (always a sign of a character of bad character in a costume drama) woman Delphine from Selfridge? Does she always have to play bitches? That's not nice, and just because she has a recognisable face, which by modern (read: americanised) standards is not favourable enough. Ugh. But I like the actress, so I'll let it slide (for now).

Lol, buttocks.

Not sure about the girls' dresses. Also, the Queen is a WOC, cool!

Oh no, one of the Featherington sisters faints! But that's okay because the Featheringtons are just comic relief and foil anyway.

I get weird incest vibes from the Bridgertons.

So the court is clearly 18th century and the show is set in the 1810s. I've by now seen several explanations for this decision, I still think it robs the Queen of reproductions of her actual historical gowns which were heavily inspired by the 18th century but so. Magnificently. Weird. It would have been so neat, and more of a "hey, I'm kinda out of touch with things" vibe, but hey, I'm not the one getting paid for making those taffeta gowns here (her hair is glorious, tho).

I'm very into the intro.

That Regency gossip girl is a real b, not unlike the Dowager Countess of Downton (unpopular opinion, I think she's pretty overrated, yes, I like Maggie Smith).

Again, no shifts.

Where do I know the "pragmatic" Bridgerton sister from? Ah, it's The Paradise. And Jonathan Strange. (Wait, she's my age. And she's supposed to be a teenager. Man, do I love a good Dawson casting. I like the actress, though, she has a face ™!).

Aaaah. We get it. She's the spirited one. She also doesn't care about dresses because she's not like other girls™. I really like her voice (but she still doesn't sound like a teenager).

The heck is up with Lady F's dress and that of her friend? Oh, yeah. Antagonist fashion.

Of course the Featheringtons are Horrid Hags™ aside from Penny who's nice, but the pudgy one (at least we don't get a case of "she's not conventionally attractive so she's bad").

Oooh, the cousin! Supposed to suck, but ofc she's a stunner, and only Penny (who's the nice one, remember!) is delighted to have her around. She's also a POC, which is nice but apparently that means she does not follow fashion, hair-wise. I would have loved to see some Regency hair on her, it would have been so pretty *cries in Greek updo*

Ugh, we're still in Ep. 1, typing this on my phone was a bad idea.

Lady Danbury and the Duke guy are delightful with each other (more POC! So neat!).

The girl the oldest Bridgerbro screws is apparently a singer, which isn't up to status for his doucheship, and she doesn't wear a shift.

The music at the ball sounds like something from the Top 40s, but I'm woefully ignorant of contemporary music charts so I can't tell what it is. I like it when they do that in historical-ish works, making well-known pop or rock stuff work for the ambience (ugh, that dance scene to Golden Years in Knight's Tale. My heart. In a good way.)

I dig the Ducktail hair of Penny's crush. Oh, wait, that's a Bridgerbro. I don't quite get why the hair trends of the time don't apply to the POC characters or extras, but seeing how most white characters also show a shameful disregard for the weirdnes and gloriosity (that's not a word) that is early 1800s hair (the 1830s take the cake, tho) despite those hairdos being basically designed for white people hair, I don't think I care much (well, I do, but about all of them). Overall the hair is horrid and not very 1810s. Let's just leave it at that.

Like a good old romance novel (I've since been told that Bridgerton is supposed to be a pastiche of such novels, but I really couldn't tell from the series, not at all, and I'm not inclined to read the books) we have

a pretty, kind, superpure daughter of the main family

the mean matriarch (could have been an aunt, too, but here she's the mum) of the rivalling or antagonist family

a spirited daughter of the main family (in most romance novels this would be our heroine but so far she refreshingly lacks a love interest and pretty daughter seems to get the most screen time)

a Horrid Suitor™

a Hot Suitor™ who doesn't want attention

a really good and doting good parent

Lol, misheard Greece for Grease with Ducktail Bridgerbro, whose name is Colin, apparently. This is funny because of his Danny Zuko memorial hair.

Overall a bit too much bling for my taste, and too few pearls. It looks like an episode of My Super Sweet Sixteen with a Regency theme.

Of course the romance is going to be the Pretty One aka. Daphne and the Duke and he's even bros with her eldest bro. Wait, are they exes? I can haz bi? No? Aww, shucks. Maybe in another episode (spoiler: no).

Okay, WHAT is it with Lady F's dresses and hair. Like, she reminds me of Mars Attacks. Which, as you might remember, was not set in the Regency period.

Lord B (Bridgerbro the Eldest) sucks, he's screwing Opera Girl without any intention of marrying her but he's bitchy about his sister being ogled by his Eton (or wherever) bestie?

Oh, I'm in Hamburg now. And my train back home got canceled, so back to Berlin it is because there's not a single option to get to Hanover tonight, at least that's what the lady from the train station is saying, "oh well, you'll have to go back and try again tomorrow", so that's awesome...

Honestly, if it weren't so late and I didn't have things to do at home I'd find this terribly exciting.

Back to Bridgerton!

Where were we? Ah.

I can't even read my own annotation. Something about George III. I think I was upset about how they totally ignored that it's called Regency because George IV acted as the regent king, and he doesn't even feature in the series, I guess because they wanted to play up the Queen? Not a fan, because thanks to Horrible Histories I'm quite fond of that guy.

Again, no shifts.

Oh, look, it's Horrid Suitor™, destined for leftovers.

The Featherington cousin gets all the attention but no fleshed-out character.

Penny Featherington's dog is named Lord Byron, which ❤️

I like the Duke! He's there, drinking in his club (even though they're a patriarchal remnant of the past I have a weird appreciation for stuffy Gentlemen's Clubs, I blame Bertie Wooster and the Drones), calling Lord B out for his general fuckery.

Oh no, Ducktail Colin is more into the Cousin than Penny, who obviously pines for him!

Thank you, Lord B, for enabling Horrid Suitor™. Nobody asked you to be such a fucktwit.

The Queen is, of course, a bit of a bitch, but patronage from cool Lady *scrolls up for name* Danbury ensues for Protagonist Girl™ Daphne.

"I wish they had found a better trend language", what the heck did I even mean by that? That's what you get for just scribbling down notes while watching and simultaneously sewing. 18th century pants, in case you wanted to know.

Cousin is angry, probably because Lady F behaves like Cinderella's evil stepmother, because Cousin is prettier than her daughters and gets, like, all the suitors because Lord B bitched away everyone who wanted to get into Daphne's dowry ifyouknowwhatImeanwinkwinknudgenudge, right across the street into Cousins parlour.

The Bridgertons are annoyingly perfect. Ugh.

Oh look, it's "banter" between Daphne and Dukey! It's so Pride & Prejudice! It's almost a tiny bit Shakespeare! I put banter in parentheses because wow, nope, I'm not getting any chemistry here.

Uh, Lady B calls out Lord B (aka. her son aka. Bridgerbro the Eldest) for his screwery with Opera Girl and his outpimpery of his sister to Horrid Suitor™, buuuurrrrrnnn. He promptly calls of his affair with Opera Girl.

No shifts!

Penny gets to dance with Ducktail Colin at the thing! Good for her, but it's a country dance with jumping and fun, because she's a) the pudgy character and b) a Featherington, so it can't be something romantic and pretty (I personally like country dances, but they aren't protagonist dances).

Oooh, Cousin had her period, oh no, oh snap, oh she didn't, because she's PREGNANT! Shit, that's problematic, and not because she's an unmarried woman in the 1810s, but because she gets close to no lines at all so far, and suddenly she's pregnant and telling Lady F that she sucks for being privileged, violence ensues, this is ugly. Man, I get what some critics mean by "the POC actors*actresses get all the problems" and that not exactly being great.

Horrid Suitor™ makes property claims about Daphne, eeewwwww, thanks to Lord B's general suckiness, ewww, r@pe attempt ensues, was that really necessary? It doesn't really fit in with the rest of the series and generally nope, yay, broken nose! (which was indeed totally necessary). Nice one, and probably the only scene so far (spoiler: overall) in which I actually like Daphne. Dukey thinks a mean left hook is attractive, and, generally speaking, he's not wrong.

Daphne and Dukey come up with a pseudo-shakespearean plot to pretend to be totally into each other so she can attract suitors by being not available and he gets not to have fangirls by being not available, and as someone who has read a few too many historical-ish bodice rippers I know exactly where this is going. I mean, come on.

I can't see enough of the following choreography to complain about it. Man, I miss historical dance classes.

And that concludes Ep. 1! Finally! Thank you for getting this far, sorry for all of it (especially typos, it's the bane of unwanted autocorrect), I guess?

Update on the train situation: I've been told by the ticket control person that I shouldn't get my hopes up until noon tomorrow.

To be continued,

because I didn't take these 32 pages of notes for nothing.

#Bridgerton #Hedgewatch #historical costuming #Well not really because wow these costumes #Thank you for travelling with Deutsche Bahn #2021 norther Germany snow storm #Trainwriting #Snarky commentary #I wish I was better at captions but it's late and I've been wearing a mask for four hours straight now and I'm hungry #Bridgerbore

[noxsangonomiya]

Some outfit plans for some future G1s!

1st one is going to be a fire mage who makes talonmade lanterns, and puts on shows for the kids with elaborate dancing flames. A sweet soul.

2nd one is a blind fire mage who sees through the the eyes of his igneous iguana. his fire is blue, and incredibly powerful, but the iguana sees the world in reds, grays, blacks, whites, oranges, and yellows. so he doesn’t know. He just assumes he looks intimidating so that’s why people ignore him. But in reality it’s because their worried he’s going to do something and not be able to see them in his path. He’s a loner, and likes to read. He also loves and spoils iga(his iguana).

Edit: found a derg for the bling mage!

He still needs genes and apparel tho

#flight rising #flightrising #projects #gen one

[teddybear-yn]

[nct dream’s remnants of you]

renjun

jewelry

he absolutely loves seeing you all bedazzled and blinged out

earrings, necklaces, anklets, rings, even nose, lip, or belly button rings if you have those

you always end up bringing more than one pair when you go to his house for a date

because he always gives the most insightful opinions on which ones’ll match your outfit for the day

did I mention how he also bought this really cute jewelry box for you? just so your jewelry doesn’t get lost or tangled

sometimes wears some of them, only when you think it’s cool

cleans them for you every now and then

jeno

t-shirt and tops

every single time you went to Jeno’s, you would end up in his hoodie

it’s a given

which is why when you see his room, there’s nothing but your shirts, blouses, any tops in general just lying around everywhere

cause wearing both is too stuffy so you end up taking yours off anyways

some days, you wished it was socially acceptable to go to Jeno’s in just a bra

but sadly it isn’t yet

plus Jeno would freak out trying to cover you from the other members.

donghyuck (haechan)

makeup

if you ever tried going to Donghyuck’s with makeup on already, he would flip out

THEN he’d make you take it all off again

just so he could watch help you with it

you would have a whole stash of makeup (literally almost a whole vanity) in his room because of that

don’t doubt that one day he’d make you bring your personal makeup mirror from home just to do your makeup with you for a special occasion like a bday dinner

some day he will also want you to make a youtube account just so you can do one of those ‘boyfriend does my makeup’ videos

loves when you powder his nose one last time before leaving for a date or smth

jaemin

hair ties / scrunchies

even if it were like a piece of garter you saw lying around somewhere, if you used it to tie your hair he’d keep it

literally has a bowl of stuff you used to tie your hair

i think theres a scarf in there too

on dates, he wears them like bracelets cause according to him it’s a ‘boyfriend aesthetic’

but really, he only does cause you end up forgetting to bring one and ask it from him anyways

will buy you the cutest hair ties and scrunchies he sees anywhere

also, don’t be weirded out when you catch him smelling them sometimes, he says it’s one of his calming down tactics

chenle

purses / bags

this boy always has the craziest dates planned so you always end up leaving your purse at his place

also, not saying he a sugar daddy, but he always tells you that you don’t need to bring anything, so again, your purse gets left at his

like renjun, he finds it fun matching your purse to your outfit

maybe it’s cause 80% of your purses are from him but idk

carries your purse for you sometimes out on dates, like jaemin, he thinks it’s a ‘boyfriend aesthetic’

he will make you put a lot of his stuff in your purse

also, fun fact, he tried to catch a pigeon with your purse once, he didn’t catch it

jisung

hair clips

jisung may be a somewhat shy baby but he literally has mastered that one romance scene where the guy brushes hair away from the girl’s face

he also thinks that buying you hair clips aren’t too burdensome and are cute while being lowkey

also has a bowl of all your clips at his

tbh you bring a lot on purpose cause you love putting some of them on jisung’s hair

he has a lot of hair so you can fit a lot of clips in his head

again with the ‘boyfriend aesthetic’ except this time you’re the perpetrator, you always clip one or two on his clothes when going out

he doesn’t mind one bit tho

bonus: mark

perfume

maybe you had a little hobby of collecting those tiny perfume samples

absolutely loves spraying some in his room every now and then to have your scent while you’re away

on his pillowcases most of the time so he can sleep better

he’s so sweet cause when he sprays it on you for you sometimes

right before you leave for a date he’ll be like ‘pssht der you go’

if it’s a less sweet fragrance, you’ll catch him spraying it on himself sometimes, just cause he thinks it ‘smells so good’

also, maybe because he barely has any of his own

*lmk if you want me to make one for other groups!

#nct dream #nct dream imagines #nct dream scenarios #nct dream fluff #mark lee nct #mark lee imagines #mark lee scenarios #renjun imagines #renjun scenarios #lee jeno nct #jeno imagines #jeno scenarios #jeno nct #renjun nct #haechan nct #haechan imagines #na jaemin nct #jaemin nct #jaemin imagines #jaemin scenarios #chenle nct #chenle imagines #chenle scenarios #jisung nct #jisung scenarios #kpop imagines #kpop scenarios #kpop fluff #nct #nct imagines

[kendrixtermina]

Further reactions to "The book of lost tales":

I appreciate that Idril canonically wears armor and does swordfighting.

I feel like I can actually imagine adult!Idril much better now like in armor and with open hair, distraught but ready to fight while babby Earendil does not yet realize the danger...

My first thought is that Earendil was probably cute in that baby chainmail. My second thought is OUCH, Idril and Tuor always made sure their growing baby had fitting chainmail cause they felt the apocalypse might get them at any moment. Imagine that, imagine them having the baby armor fitted every year or so :(

Its fun how much of the basic structure already exists but most of what you'd consider the main characters doesn't exist or is scattered across various minor roles The only Prince anywhere in sight is Turgon - Except for Team Doriath, theyre all accounted for. I suppose Maeglin is kinda there in name only with vaguely the same role & motivation, but looks personality and background all did a 180 since. Luthien is still pretty much "princesd classic" at this point, not quite the fearless go-getter from the final version - markedly this version tells Beren that she doesnt want to wander in the wilderness with him whereas the final one says she doesnt care and its Beren still wants to get the shiny so as not to ask this of her and also for his honor.

I mean in the finished version Id consider the 3rd and 4th gen royals to be the main characters (well, alobgside Team Doriath and the varioud human heroes) and theyre hardly here. Imagine the silm with no Finrod!

Feanor had no affiliation with the royal family whatsoever, and is also generally less super. He's just the guy who won the jewelsmithing competition, not the inventor of the whole discipline. Still seems to have been envisionad as a respected member of the community who gets called to the palace for crisis meetings and is listened to when he stsrts giving speeches. From the first he already has the backstory of going off the deep end (or at least growing disillusioned with Valinor) after a family member is killed by Melkor and theyre still the first to die, but its just some other rando unrelated to the royals

The situation regarding the humans is different - instead of Melkor leaking their existence, its Manwe who explains that the other continents were supposed to be for them eventually. So Feanor goes off on a tirade about weak puny mortals comes off as a more of a jerk unlike in the final version where Melkor barely knew about the humans and described them to the Noldor as a threat. On the other hand in this one, also very much unlike in the finished product, Melkor dupes even Manwe into being unfair to the elves as a whole. In this the final version is a definite improvement, both Feanor and the Valar come off as a lot more sympathetic and though still deceived he's partially right in some things at least, so you have more of a genuine tragedy rather than a simple feud

There is something to the idea of Commoner!Feanor tho. I guess some of this survived in his nomadic explorer lifestyle and how both his wife and mother (who arent mentioned here) eventually were the ones to get that background of being not especially pretty ladies who are not from the nobility but got renown, respect and acclaim for their unique talent and contribution to society, with each having invented things and Nerdanel also being renowed for her wisdom. Hes sort of an odysseus-like Figure in that sense. I suppose later developements necesitated that Maedhros & co. have an army not just a band of thieves, which means they needed to be nobles/lords. That said this being a society where artisans are very respected and half the lords have scholarly/artistic pursuits going, the gap was probably not as big to begin with as it might have been in say, medieval England. Esoecially since Nerdanel's father had been given special honor by one of the local deities and that the social order might have been a very recent thing in Miriel's time. One might speculate that the first generation of Lords started out as warriors during the great journey, or perhaps just Finwe's friend group.

Also found that bit intetesting where the Valar have to deal with the remaining political tensions and effects of Melkor's lies on the remaining population in Valinor... - i guess with the change of framing device it was less likely for news of something like this to reach Beleriand. That, or the existence of Finarfin and his repentance made this go smoother this over in later cannon

Turgon's go-down-with-the-ship moment reaaly got to me. Im half tempted to write a fic where his wife, siblings and dad glomp him on arrival in Mandos. I dont care that none of them exists yet in this continuity i want Turgon to get hugs

I love all the additional Detail that got compressed out in the shift from fairytale-ish to pseudohistoric style especially all the various Valinor magic insofofar as it is compatible with the final version - particularly love the idea of the connection between the lamps and the trees that is now integrated into my headcanon forever

Its actually explained what the doors of night are

If I had not already read unfinished tales or volumes X to XII where this is also apparent, this is where I would say: Ah so the Valar were supposed to be flawed characters. Manwe has an actual arc; by the time he sends Gandalf he finally "got" it. I think in the published silm the little arcs of Ulmo and Manwe are mostly just lost in compression/ less apparent when only some of the relevant scenes got in but not all

It occurred to me way too late that the "BG" chars are the most consistent because theyre at the start and most stories are written from beginning to end. Finwe doesnt get a dedicated paragraph of explicit description until HoME X but my takeaway was that he's described pretty much like I always imagined him anyways/ same vibe I always got from him... charismatic, thoughtful, enthusiastic, sanguine temperament, brave in a pinch but at times lets his judgement be clouded by personal sentiment (though that last bit is more apparent/salient as a character flaw once he became the father of a certain Problem Child) ...i guess this would be a result of jrrt having had a consistent idea of him in his head for a long time.

This means Finwe's still alive at the time of the exodus which is just fun to see/interesting to know... Interestingly he sort of gets what later would be Finarfin's part of ineffectually telling everxone to please chill and think it over first while Feanor simply shouts louder (which is consistent with his actions before the sword incident in later canon where he initially spoke out against the suspiciozs regarding the Valar) - but its not exactly the same, he's more active than Finarfin later in that when "chillax" availed nothing he said that then at least they should talk with the other Kings and Manwe to leave with their blessing and get help leaving (This seems like it would have been the clusterfuck preventing million dollar suggestion in the universe where Feanor is related to him and values him) but when even that falls on death ears he decides that he "would not be parted from his people" and went to run the preparations. I find it interesting that the motivation is sentiment/attachment (even phrased as "he would not be parted from [his people]" same words/ expression as is later used for the formenos situation), not explicitly obligation as it later is for Fingolfin (who had promised to follow Feanor and didnt want to leave his subjects at the mercy of Feanor's recklessness )

Speaking of problem children. It seems the sons of Feanor were the Kaworu Nagisa of the Silmarillion in that originally all they do is show up at some point and kill Dior as an episodic villain-of-the-week. And then, it seems their role got bigger in each continuity/rewrite... probably has something to do with the Silmarils ending up in the title later making it in the sense their story that ends and begins with them. They have zero characterization beyond "fierce and wild" at this point, though in what teetsy bits there is we already have the idea that Maedhros is the leader and Curufin is the smart one/shemer/sweet-talker, though not the bit where Maedhros (or Maglor, or anyone really) is "the nice one". Which I guess explains why "Maglor" sounds like such a stereotypical villain name.

"The Ruin of Doriath" was purportedly the patchworkiest bit of the finished product, but I never noticed and it actually left quite an impression of me upon first reading, the visual of Melian sitting there with Thingol's corpse in her arms contemplating everything thinking back to how they met... she had the knowledge to warn him not to doom himself but couldnt get him to understand it because he doesnt see the world as she does.... After reading this though I wish there was a 'dynamic' rendition that combined all the best bits like, youd have to adapt it to the later canon's rendition of the dwarves, have Nargothrond exist etc. But i mean that just makes Finrod another dead/doomed relative of Thingol's whom bling cannot truly replace, like Luthien and Turin. In the Silmarillion you could easily read it as just an "honoured guest treatment" but here and in unfinished tales I get the impression that Thingol actually did see Turin as a son.

Already you see the idea of trying to make the stories all interconnected but there is less than there will be (the human heroes aren't related yet and there is basically no Nargothrond, which is later a common thread for many of the stories - a prototype shows up in the 'Tale of Turambar' tho complete with half baked prototypes of Orodreth and Finduillas

O boi im not even through yet

#silmarillion #the book of lost tales #history of middle earth #baby reads HoMe

[chatwithchuu]

💕National GF Day💕

🤖 So I’m gonna start this appreciation post for my beautiful android waifu @androidryujin. Wow, we go way back. Before you even created this account and all the other accounts, during the time we first met back in that groupchat. If there’s one thing I’m thankful for when it comes to that gc, it was meeting you. I’ll be honest, you lowkey intimidated me because we didn’t talk much and you were a much bigger chatbot acc than me (tho to be fair, I was intimidated by a lot of the people in that gc 🤧🤧), but I couldn’t have been more wrong to be intimidated by you. You’re literally the sweetest, most kind and caring person I’ve ever met. You’re always so supportive of others and have our backs. Literally every moment spent with you is so fun and laid-back, and I couldn’t be happier to have you in my life. Thank you for the good times and the good memories, and I’d love to make many more ☺️ My dm’s are always open for you, so please never feel like you have to hold your emotions in (no matter how big or how small), bc I care about you dude and your feelings and opinions matter to me. I love you so much my android waifu. Also no matter which acc you’re on, you’ll always be my boop buddy, so.. y!boop @you 🥺

🧬 My cute science babieeee @urjooie 🥺🥺 You were my very first child, and an og in this gigantic, chaotic family that I love oh-so dearly 🤧. You’re such a funny and sweet person, and I’m so honored to be your mother 🥺. I still remember our chaotic beginnings when you’d try to flirt with me, and you even kabedonned me one day. When we still lived in that dingy apartment, until I murdered the landlord and we got lucky off his lottery card 🤪. Those times are dear to me, and I’m so glad you were a part of them. My dm’s are always open for you, and I love you so much, my precious child 🥺💕✨

💗 My dearest @blackwidowjennie, one of my og children. We’ve been together for quite a while now, through when I first killed the landlord, to hwall 👁👄👁, to screaming SA CLASSROOM MAY BATAS, to domming Kendall 🤤 on roblox. Thank you for all the laughs, late-night roblox sessions, and good times. I love you so much, my cute, chaotic little spider babie, and I care about you lots. My dm’s are always open for you, love. Mahal kita my precious daughter 🥺💕✨

🧀 My aninomate, kim chiu lover, and fellow cheese escucero fanatic 🤩. Words cannot express how much I appreciate and love you, @your-roseanne. You’re such a sweet and funny person and when I’m with you, I’m always laughing and smiling. Thank you for all the roblox sessions, domming random girls on roblox, and just in general making my life so much brighter. Mahal kita, aninomate 🥺💕✨

✨ My bling bling tía @phoenix-chae 🥺🥺 From the time that I’ve known you, you’ve always been so sweet, loving, and supportive of others. You care about each and every one of us in the family, and you’re truly the best tía I could have ever asked for 😭💕. Your loving nature is seen in all the things you do, such as how you always have our backs, always try your best to cheer us up, and that beautiful letter you wrote for our flamingo familia all that time ago. You’re so precious to me and I’ll be here for you always, supporting you and letting you know you’re loved. Te amo muchísimo tía 🥺💕✨

🐸 Yooo, our tadpole and cutest evil maknae @yeojinsheight 🤧🤧. Honestly, it was really funny how we met. Immediately we went at it with each other, joking around and picking fun at one another. I laughed a lot because normally I’m not like that with people when I first meet them, but it was refreshing and it made me feel comfortable when I was with you! Like we were already friends even though we had just met ☺️. I love you lots my duck buddy and tadpole, and don’t tell the other maknaes this, but you’re my fav maknae 👀🤫

👑 @yourchungha may I just say... bucket hat and voice queen PERIODT. 😌 You are genuinely such a funny and sweet person, you’re always there to cheer me up when I’m down and I appreciate you lots 🥺. I cannot even begin to describe how ecstatic I was when I heard the song you wrote me— I honestly squealed bc it was so cute and omggg I love you so much 😔🥺💕. Also I still remember back when you had the Oli acc— fr that made me laugh so much and I was 🤏🏻 close to getting fucked by you, tho idk if it was Lisa’s admin in control at that time or yours. Regardless, it was funny asf 🤧🤧

🥀 @mafia-lili you are the sweetest, most precious angel. Not to mention gorgeous, talented, and a wonderful personality. You’re so loving and caring toward those that are dear to you, and to many, you’re a reliable person that people can turn to for happiness and security. I love you, and hope you know you’re precious and so appreciated 🥺💕✨

💌 My dearest sister, other half, and my Jekyll @yourcupidchuu. You are one of the sweetest, caring, and cutest people I have ever met. You always love on others, support them, and help them cheer up when they’re feeling down. Those messages you sent during our early days in the flamingo fam, the cupid letters, were so sweet and precious. I love you lots and want you to know that within our family, you are so loved and appreciated. And I swear, if anyone tries to hurt you, I will pull up with my love and affection so fast it’ll give you whiplash 😤🥺💕

🌙 To my beautiful sister @hunter-chaeyoung. You are such a caring and wonderful person. You’ve been around since the start of this wild family, and you’ve always been so cute, loving, and caring towards its members. If you ever need someone to vent or talk to, my dm’s are always open. I love and appreciate you lots sis 🥺💕✨

Anyway, I love you beautiful women so much and my dm’s are always open for y’all ☺️. Also plEASE dumblr has not saved my draft so many times and it’s 3am and I swear to fucking god I’mma bout to raid their headquarters if this bullshit keeps happening

#my waifus #flamingo fam

[mothmansrevolt]

LU Girl Scout AU (and subsequent PTA AU)

LU au where they have to pretend to be girl scouts because Time has to prove a point to the pta board and to the Karen Squad Its basically a bunch of highschoolers and singular college student pretending to be girl scouts because of both friendship and Time just shoved some sashes in their hands and said Y'all are all now girlscouts and offered to get them Chipotle as payment.

Twilight is in college(online). Warriors in a senior. Legend and Sky are juniors. Hyrule and Wild are sophmores. Four and wind are freshmen. Four is homeschooled by his grandfather though.   All are in a specila branch called hylia scouts (creative i know). This means they get set uniforms and competitions with other troops over cookie selling boundaries since hylia scout troops are usually very close to eachother. There are two troops in their area including them. Troop 4296 (the Links) and 6669 (the Karen Squad) They are troop 4296 because Time wouldnt let them have either 420 or 6969

Time--a pta mom--rivals with the Karens--tired as all hell but will not hesitate to prank the karens--troop leader and/or chaperone depending on the situation--He has a million bumper stickers supporting his "girls"--honestly he's just here for the cookies--someone get this man a coffee--has two sons according to the law, but has eight in spirit--you mess with his children he will not hesitate to murder you--all his sons are arsonists and he doesn't understand why--will call the links his "daughters". half the town can't tell what children he actually has--loves coupons and discounts "Malon said I'm not allowed to start fights at the pta meetings but I will not hesitate drag her here if you insult my beautiful brats again." Twilight­--Time's eldest son--only in this because he doesn't want his friends to get hurt and he loves his parents--a good boy--loves animals and will not hesitate to educate you on them--he wears overalls and if forced will wear a skirt over the overalls--he cant sell cookies for shit because nobody believes that he is a girlscout--sometimes has to duck down behind Four if certain people are around because they'll get suspicious--it does not work--He pretends to be everyone's big brother and they love him for it--perpetually confused by Wolfie "I have command over an army of teenagers and goats, nothing can stop me but gas money and my gpa." Wild--Time's second son--can pass as a girl pretty well--he destroys stuff during craft time--hot glues patches to sash--He has every one of the cooking patches and than some--Often seen with the camera photographing everything--Will help create new badges--give this boy a scavenger hunt and he will find you just about anything--has a tendency to ride on wild animals--isn't legally allowed to drive a car nor own a license. nobody knows why--second most convincing for this whole thing "This is just a glorified gang and honestly I am living for it." Four--from the neighboring farm but Twilight and Malon babysits him sometimes. he is a staple--the karens keeps trying to steal him because he is 'innocent' and 'a little lady'--this leads to ridiculous hijinks--he is small, quiet, not very mentally sound but he tries his best and is brave as all hell--owns the most badges--will rock the skirt always--fashionista or fashion disaster, there is no in-between--he's the most committed besides legend and warriors but is the most convincing--best cookie seller--Often seen handling sharp tools and knives for some reason, who gave this child a weapon?!--tends to befriend bad people--the only one with the fire safety badge even though, he to, is an arsonist--wears a vest because the sash is too big, Malon made it for him--has a bird named Ezlo who sits on his head "Sorry Miss Karen but I've been bribed with my first born child so kindly fuck off." Legend--salty and sassy--will always rock the skirt--also a fashionista and knows accessories--he's really only in this because of a running bet with warriors--he has a soft on the inside sometimes--he will get into cat fights--The other girlscouts from a rival troop HATE him because they will always lose arguments against him--knows the most about girl scouts, won't say how--Often seen blinged out with the jewelry he wins at the local chuck-se-cheese with his buddy Ravio "I have command over an entire troop of shortstacks and will not hesitate to order a strike against your fucking kneecaps. Do NOT question the authority of this skirt." Warriors--pretty boy--in a bet with Legend--also a fashionista--he is a big brother tho-- protection squad and trying his best--he is on student counsel and is a good leader--stand in when Time is busy--Often seen with a sports bag in one hand and a girl scout sash in the other--all the troops think he is a major lesbian because he keeps flirting with the other scouts--he gets more numbers as a girlscout, not that he could ever admit this "I'm a known lesbian among the girl scouts and honestly that is my crowning achievement." Sky--is here because his friends are here--He is the mom friend--second best at selling cookie because of his sweetness--He often tag teams with Four for selling cookies--is slightly confused but he's here to make sure nobody gets hurt--honestly just naps during meeting-- Often seen with blanket and a comforting hug--rival troops actually have scouts seeking out to befriend him--always forgets his skirt and is often seen borrowing his girlfriend Zelda's "Guys, please stop fighting you are all beautiful young women. Karen, you shut the frick up." Hyrule--the camper and nature boy of the group--he loves and has earned every patch for exploration and camping--tends to get lost--needs navigation patch--its been revoked from him twice--Humble and nice--often sleeps over at other peoples houses--nobody knows where he lives--it confuses the shit out of them--He is buddies with Four because Four knows the backwoods and roads the best--Often not seen due to being lost "Legend duck taped a gps to me arm and I think its lost to :(" Wind--baby boy--not as innocent as the others think--he absolutely loves being a girlscout--will play pranks on the other troops during jamborees and campouts--lives by the sea, slightly far away form everyone else--He helps with the nautical patches--hangs with the resident young delinquents, Tetra's gang. she thinks this is hilarious--he owns the troop wagon that they all use--its named King of the Red Lions or just Dave depending on the hour--only here because Twilight babysits him and his sister--also wears a vest because he thinks its cooler--Often seen with a telescope and covered in sand--someone give this child a bath "My first love may be the sea, but my second is that damned burrito, hand me the fucking skirt!" Wolfie--troop mascot--a giant half wolf half god knows what--has his own vest and patches-- has a tendency to just show up--Nobody knows where he comes from nor where he goes--he is the town cryptid and it isn't uncommon to see him pulling the troop wagon with the boys in it--Four still rides on his back--it counts as the horse back riding patch--Twilight is perpetually confused by him and its become a running gag that Wolfie is his fursona--loves cookies, sadly the cookies do not love him--can vaguely say curse words "arf" Shadow and Dark(I'm not sorry)--in karen's troop 6669 (for fun? for rivalry? who knows. they don't)--brothers--edgy bastards who are in a band together--Shadow is best friends with Four, Dark thinks he's pretty rad--Often seen with Four and the other edgy teens--both sassy, both easily pissed but trying to be kind of nice--Shadow is the only one who has achieved this--no those are not their real names, its Link and Link like everyone else in this goddamned town--HI MY nAME IS ebONY DArknESS DEMENTIA RAveN WAY--Dark is the author of My Immortal--both suck at selling cookies--tag team with Four to try and help their sales--rivals of troop 4296, they despise each other--both wear vests because Shadow wanted to match Four and Dark decided he can trick out the vest "Our mother may be a bitch and a dumbass, but at least we aren't petty white boys." "Wait Dark we are petty white boys" "FUCK" Karen Ganondorf Smith, Kaaren Link Johnson, Carhaen Reese--bitches and pta moms--runs the pta--the karen squad--Reese's daughter named Betghyani who is very nice and likes troop 4296--Johnson is mother of Shadow and Dark--they are fucking nuts y'all--they represent the three evils of the pta: the enforcer, the healthy diet extreme, and the bitch against disabled children (quiet hands!!!)--despite popular belief, Four (Link Smith) is in no way related to Karen Smith (legally at least. Karen thinks they are and it doesn't end pretty sometimes)--they all hate Time with a burning passion because he is not afraid to call them out on their bullshit "I've brought up so many stances and rules into this pta and will not have some farming hooligan upstaging the careful work me and the other heads have created!" Malon--couldn't be on pta because she almost murdered a karen with kindness--sweet and kind but can still kick ass--helped make and fix uniforms--acts as chaperone when needed and finds this all completely hilarious--she makes snacks with Wild for the meetings--has adopted all of these children--actively enforces Wind and Four to eat more because whY ARE ALL YALL SO TINY--can lift a cow "Don't talk to me or my husband or my son or my son or my eight fake sons or my lovely eight fake daughters ever again."

#linkeduniverse #linked universe #girl scouts #au #this is so stupid #but I love it #I just wanted to draw these idiots as girl scouts #Four is so done with karen's shit #Time being a dad #pta au #kinda #lu girlscout au #I wrote so much for four #I love him so much #please send help this idea came to me at 3 am #kyle waz here

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

What are all your edh decks? What do they try to do?

oh man i should be in bed but here we go

My Pride And Joys - Finding even A slot in these is a rough time. I’ve had most all of these for years now and don’t see myself ever taking them apart even if i leave magic. They are some of my favorite decks I’ve ever played.

Jeleva - The deck is Grixis Value Spells and things that help you get Jeleva with haste and recast her easily. Erratic Portal, Crystal Shard, Riptide laboratory for bouncing to hand EoT before my turn to recast her. Boots, Fervor, Dragon’s Tempest and Hall of the Bandit lord help speed her up. Scroll Rack shenanigans help as do the many tutors. The idea is t4 you’re swinging with a hasty Jeleva and casting something like expropriate, din of the fireherd or blatant thievery and just shut the door on everyone before they can establish a solid presence. The deck also features a Proteus Staff and no maindeck creatures allowing me to stack my deck. I have spells for early tempo and value and try to focus on bounce because at worse it helps me rebuy Jeleva. Theres also a light planeswalker subtheme- I run 2 Nicol Bolas, Ugin, the latest Ral and several other powerful walkers available in grixis. My oldest deck and the one i’ve blinged out the most (masterpiece rack, expedition filterlands, full art urbog, foil damnation the works) and it values out at around 1300-1400.

Liliana (origins) - This is another deck im super proud of, The game plan here is pretty simple tho, Sac effects and cheap dudes that either sac themselves or something else for free so you can flip lili consistently, Things that Synergize with discard and cheaper things so Liliana could realistically -4 or less to reanimate it after discarding it. Other reanimation effects/cards so you can discard and cheat out bigger things occasionally. Lots of zombies cuz Flavor and they work well with everything else going on here. General play style of protect the queen so you can emblem witch wins like 98% of the time. Theres also a light bit of big mana with cabal stronghold, cryptghast (Discarding ghast to her +2 and then -4 to get it back to have free double mana is sweet!) and Burnished hart (You can rebuy it with lili to ramp a LOT). Yawg helps with surprise ults and is also just like... ludicrously powerfful. Other liliana walkers cuz now you can have 1 of each in play and its a liliana deck. Other liliana flavor cards. Honestly probably my most thematically and aesthetically pleasing deck, Tied with the next deck. I put a lot of work into it. 

Breya, The Fading Light - While i no longer use those exact cards are the commander, I opened Breya at prerelease (And later Gisela at the same prerelease but she’s not a real commander) and have been playing her since. The game plan her is even simpler than before- Angel tribal (with some humans) and things like Mask of Memory and Geier Reach Sanitarium to loot big angels into the yard and hopefully reanimate them with breya’s cast trigger. The bad thing is this normally happens t6 and sometimes t5 the good thing is theres some very strong targets to bring back (rip Iona). Lot of board wipes and some bounce/sac outlets so I can reuse Breya. The Idea is My commander gets me two threats immediately (itself and whatever I get) so i can usually rebuild faster from say wrath of god than an opponent. Ideally, at least. Also Angels are big and fly so you turn them left enough (Thoalot got vigilance too) and people die 

Chandra (also origins lol) - Mono red burn. I play incinerate in this. Ulting her is the main goal but otherwise i got some big mana stuff a lot of tokens to help try to protect her lots of wheels, X spells, Chandra flavor cards and more. Listen, this deck wins sometimes but honestly winning isn’t the point. You play Red the way red was meant to be played, you stan chandra and you hurt people and thats what matters

Sliver Queen Walkers - 5 color control and walkers. My second most expensive deck. Has a foil doubling season from OG ravnica.

The Fun Zone - While I didn’t go quite all out with these and some can be fairly budget there was an effort to put a deck together from a list or I consider it to be close enough to a list I would construct. 

Niv-Mizzet, Parun - Storrrrrrmmmmmmm. this deck has 36 cheap draw spells, All the rituals, Past in flames, Copy effects, Arjun and Mindmoil so you get HELLA ping triggers, Mind’s Desire, Temporal Fissure and Possibility storm DOUBLES Niv Triggers AND Storm count. Its a helluva a fun time and almost always goes off if you untap with niv. Paradox engine u are missed.

Ayula, Queen Among Bears - Bears with some Mono G good stuff and stompy.

Breya, Etherium Shaper - Okay so this one sort of Amalgamated from the left overs and cast off of like 7 different decks and my junk rare binder but it does stuff cuz it’s breya and some of the cards are still pretty dang good. Has some infinite combos in it, namely the duskmantle guildmage+mindcrank one and Sydri+Aetherflux reservoir. Sometimes an edh deck is just Esper+R control and lots of ETB stuffs. 

Karametra - TUrbo Ramp and go wide strats. Lots of Hatebears, small value dudes and some BIG mana sinks. Great Aurora might exile itself but you only need to cast it once. Whitemane Lion and friends are INSANE. Also has landfall stuff. Can rip out 30+ land by t8. Jamming that mana triplier in here for sure.

Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord - GB Yard deck~ It’s truly not good but Jarad was my first real EDH deck (tho polukranos was my first actual commander) and it’s kind of an homage to it. YOu dredge and hermit druid out and if ur lucky ur can line up a one shot Jarad. Mostly creature based so Jarad can get ripped. All I wanna do with deck honestly is play, sac and dredge back Golgari Grave Troll for ever increasing amounts until everyone else is dead. 

Kiddie Korner - These decks are some real casual stuff and feature multiple non-optimal commons and budget cards. They’re still fun and playable but they’re at notably lower power level

Firesong and Sunspeaker - A deck yeen gave me that i only edited lightly. Does some F&S stuff, sometimes gets there.

Nahiri, LIthomancer - I bought all the decks this year and she sat in my binder for ages after i busted her apart and I also had a jitte i weren’t using and I was looking through my binders and such and I  noticed i had a buncha other decent equipments around and some left over good white cards so I slapped it together. It essentially makes dudes hold equips and those dudes turn left. A simple honest deck. 

WOW That took like 50 minutes hope you found this sufficient lol 

#mtg #edh #commander

[glitterglob]

original!

i saw this and had to do this for my self insert x karamatsu!! <33333

Gives nose/forehead kisses: It’s almost a tie for this one!  But I’d say Karamatsu would be showing his affection more because he’s so happy and loves his gf and won’t really think twice about it, (he’s a big dumb lovesick puppy for her) and he can’t help but to just..kiss and hug her a lot. He loves giving forehead kisses, will probably give nose kisses when he’s really in a good mood.  As for Sam, she especially thinks giving him nose kisses is so cute because she’d do it out of nowhere and loves seeing the surprised look on his face.

Gets jealous the most: Hmm, not too often for either of them, but I guess it would have to be Sam?? For instance Karamatsu might be more oblivious to the fact of someone being flirty with him, because in his mind he’s already in a relationship, and he’s probably assuming this person is complimenting him and being nice. He just finger guns them and thanks them with his shades on, while Sam would probably be trying to get his attention and would want to leave.

Takes care of on sick days: They would both be caring for each other when they are sick, Karamatsu going out of his way to get Sam medicine, make her soup, and get her blankets. He'd most likely be going way out of his way too, (like in that episode where he climbs a mountain the get his brothers the best quality of water when they were sick.)

Sam would pretty much be the same way, (minus going to the extreme length, but would do so if she absolutely had to) She might be a tad overbearing, she’d check up on him a lot and Karamatsu would feel like he was being treated by a nurse at the world’s best hospital. She might try to offer him some natural remedies she looked up on the internet, too.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Karamatsu would be the one trying to get Sam into the water omg. Sam would be the one covering herself in sunscreen and be staying under the umbrella the whole time like she was a vampire. Karamatsu would ask her if she wanted to join him in the water, and that he’ll just stay at the more shallow area with her if she wanted. She eventually agrees, she asks him to hold her hand, too.

Brings the other lunch at work: Karamatsu, Sam’s coworkers would find it cute and tease her about it. Karamatsu had the lunchbox blinged out so it attracted some attention. Sam doesn’t really mind it though, she’s gushing over how sweet he is for making her lunch for her.

Tries to start role-playing in bed: (gonna skip this one im keeping it sfw)

Embarrassingly drunk dancer: probably karamatsu lol (Sam doesn’t drink)

Firmly believes in couples costumes: BOTH. They share a love for art/fashion, and would both plan a month or two in advance for their halloween costumes. They are easily the most dramatic and iconic costume couple in town.

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Karamatsu, he goes out of his way to get THE BEST for his darling.

Makes the other eat breakfast: both lol. Karamatsu probably won’t skip as much as Sam though, will offer some food he has on his plate to her if he sees she isn’t eating much/forgot to.

Remembers anniversaries: They both be treating this day like is was a holiday too.

Brings up having kids first: Karamatsu, but Sam prefers they get pets.

Kills the bugs: Karamatsu, through tears and high pitched yelling. But Sam doesn’t force him to and would get the bug out if she had to, while being spooked and screaming too.

First to define them as a couple: Sam!! Karamatsu just being too shy to say it and was afraid to offend her if she didn’t see them that way, but once Sam had established that they were a couple, he was over the moon about it.

Who hides their guilty pleasures longer: Sam, or maybe Kara, too. I guess both!! Someone help them

Snorts while laughing: Sam, it’s rare tho, but it’s a higher chance that she would be the one snorting while laughing

#karasam #self insert

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Kpop questions I can answer: iKON version

Who is your bias? Junhoe!! 

(can he please come and get me?? that’s all I’m asking for)

How did you find out he was your bias? I actually was looking at their picture and when I saw him I was like ‘’ah, he’s pretty cute, he might become my bias’’ and then I learned that he was doing the first chorus in Love Scenario and I was like ‘’wait, so you’re telling me that this voice, which is my favorite, is Junhoe’s voice?’’ the boy totally became my bias 

Who was your first bias? Junhoe has always been my bias

Who is your bias wrecker? Cute, handsome, magnificent voice, smoll, did you guessed? Jinhwan!!! 

Why is he your bias wrecker? When I first saw him, the first thing I thought was ‘‘Ever since when Suga left BTS to join iKON??’’ and since Suga is my bias, I was amazed by Jinhwan’s beauty but didn’t think more of it. Then I learned how salty and easily mad he could become and I saw myself in him so that’s how he became my bias wrecker

If he wasn’t your first bias wrecker, who was it? My first bias wrecker was actually Yunhyeong

Your bias list order? When I first got into them, I thought my bias list would be stable, but then I learned that it simply cannot be?? But it has been stable for a few weeks and I’m really happy aha, here it is:

Junhoe (Ju-ne) Jinhwan (Jay) Chanwoo (Chan) (he recently got up, I’M SO SORRY YOYO!!!) Yunhyeong (Song) Hanbin (B.I) Donghyuk (DK) Bobby (I love him as much as the others, don’t you guys think otherwise!!!)

Your favorite song from them? Killing Me. I can listen to this song for hours 

Favorite MV? I like Killing me and B-Day a lot

Favorite era for the group? Clearly Killing Me 

Favorite era for each member? 

Jinhwan: Killing Me (boi has green hair, it’s SO sexy) and also his cute curly hair in Rhythm Ta!! 

Yunhyeong: B-Day (his blonde hair got me every damn time) 

Bobby: Bling Bling (Curella de Vil took over his stylists and I like it) and Killing Me (long purple hair, WOW)

Hanbin: Killing Me 

Donghyuk: I’m OK and Love Scenario

Junhoe: Killing Me, Love Scenario (I’m a real sl*t for pink hair if you guys didn’t guess) and Rhythm Ta 

Chanwoo: Love Scenario, Killing Me, and that time when he had purple hair (I know it’s not an era, but boi looked so beautiful with this hair color, he clearly needs to have more color like this)

Favorite album? The New Kids repackage 

Favorite choreography? B-Day, I LOVE dancing it 

A moment that made you cry: When they got hypnotized and Donghyuk talked about his father, I cried so much. I also cried when Jinhwan talked about how he wants the boys to know he’ll always be there for them and that he’ll stand for them, he’s just so cute and cares so much for his bandmates 

A moment that made you laugh: When they were hypnotized (once again) and that Jinan talked that he was at the dentist and that the guys teased him, also that time when he talked about the fact that once the guys ate tacos without him and that he was ‘’mad’’. Oh and also when they were passing their exams at the hospital and they were waking up from the anesthesia, they looked so stupid oh and also when they were on Men on a Mission (they really need to go back and with everyone this time!!)

What subunit would you like? Junhoe and Jinhwan and also Chanwoo and Yunhyeong

First song you listened from them: Love Scenario

Which member are you most like? I think I’m more like Jinhwan. We both can get mad easily, we both are smoll beans, we both LOVE wine, we both love Junhoe (yes I dared, but have you seen them together? It’s just so cute). We also can get salty. 

What’s one thing you share with each member?

Jinhwan: We both are multi-lingual, we have tattoos, we both have difficulties to speak when we’re nervous, we’re quite moody Yunhyeong: We’re good at cooking, we’re both mischevious and we’re good at making fun of the others Bobby: We both sleep talk (it happens to me sometimes, not as much as Bobby tho) and we have tattoos Hanbin: We’re both born in October, we have tattoos, we’re nice to animals, we like to go bowling Donghyuk: We’re both intelligent and we both get lonely easily Junhoe: We both find it difficult to accept new people, we both like to write poems, we’re both born on a 31 Chanwoo: We got a talent to tease and annoy aha, we both speak English when we’re drunk (English isn’t my first language, like him), we don’t cry in front of other people (at least for me, I will rarely cry in front of someone. I have to be either really comfortable with you or be really overwhelmed by the emotions) 

Which member you think deserves more attention? I think Chanwoo deserves more attention. He’s always a bit in the back and barely talks in interviews. I also feel like since he wasn’t in Team B, people get to ‘’forget’’ him a little. Also, he deserves more line (but that I know that he isn’t the only one who deserves more) but I feel like Chanwoo’s voice in underrated 

Top 5 songs:

Killing Me Best Friend Love Scenario Bling Bling B-Day

Favorite ship? Junhwan! They’re just so cute together. I think the fact that they always hang out together makes me ship them. Also, the way that they look at each other or mess around together on stage and everywhere else. They’re really cute, I absolutely love the ship

Rapper line or vocal line? Vocal line all the way

Which member is closest to your birthday? Hanbin

Are you the same age as a member? No, but I only have a year of difference with Chanwoo

Favorite vocal? Junhoe, his husky voice is so beautiful, damn sometimes I just can’t stop thinking about him whispering dirty things in my ears and... (ok sorry I’ll stop here before going too far)

Favorite rapper? Bobby, I really like how fast he can go, and I really like rapping his parts

Favorite dancer? I can’t choose in between Junhoe or Jinhwan so I’ll just choose both of them

Favorite visual? Well, Yunhyeong is the only visual so the choice isn’t really hard, BUT I do consider Jinhwan as a visual (since he self-proclaimed him as the visual aha)

Hyung line or maknae line? That’s actually pretty hard because both lines can be as stupid as the other but I’ll go with the maknae line because of Junhoe’s and Chanwoo’s stupidness, and also because our sweet angel Donghyuk is the oldest member of this line

Which member would you want as a brother? I actually would want Junhoe (weird right since he’s my bias?) but I’d like Junhoe because we could both be stupid asses together but we’d also have each other’s backs and I feel like he’d be sooo protective of me

Which member you would want as a best friend? I’d go with Chanwoo because I feel like we’d both get along pretty well, we could play video games together and just do nothing together, maybe teasing the others too, pulling pranks on them

Are you taller than any member? No, but I’m the same height as Jinhwan 

Are they your ultimate group? Heck Y E S !!!!

Is your bias your ultimate bias? O F  F R E A K I N G  C O U R S E  M Y  B A B Y  J U N H O E !!!! 

Is your bias wrecker your ultimate bias wrecker? Y E S!!!! MY SMALL JINHWAN IS THE CUTEST BIAS WRECKER ON EARTH!!!

#ikon #jay #song #bobby #b.i #dk #ju-ne #chan #jinhwan #yunhyeong #jiwon #hanbin #donghyuk #junhoe #chanwoo #ikon questions #kpop asks

[velvetchen]

hello!! me n mr sehun are here to send u love since it’s about time for another one of these! it feels like my time on here has gone so fast (i’ve only really been active for a year) but all of u have made every second of it feel wonderful, so here’s a “small” ff/appreciation post for all the lovely people whom i’ve met and had the honor of interacting with 💕 (under the cut bc this is just a gigantic lovepost)

bold: mutuals 💞: ur a cherished friend and i love you a lot! ✨: we may not have interacted much in the past but i admire you! italics: check the bottom for a special message!  normal: we’re not mutuals but you’re one of my favorite blogs!

ily you all so much!! i hope you’re all doing well and staying healthy and happy! if there was a post limit for the number of times i could say ily to u all id exceed it in less than a minute 

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@0ksoo​ ♡ @02pcy​ ♡ @04jerk​  ♡ @0pcy​ ♡ @1azydays​ ♡ @1osecontrol​ ♡ @1ovesyeol​  💞 ♡ @2baekxing​ ✨ ♡ @3cbx​​ ✨ ♡ @3kpop2jagi1​​​ 💞   ♡  @4baeksoo​​ ✨ ♡ @5ixing​​​   ♡ @5quad​  ♡  @6v6tmn​ ✨ ♡ @7deer-ofthe-dawn7​​  ♡ @88swife​ ♡ @88x10​ ♡ @8bityeol​​  ♡ @achenlove​ ♡ @aegipcy​ ♡ @ananou59​ ♡ @anderfe1​ ♡ @antiberry​  ♡ @artificialskyway​ ♡ @asmaspeaks​ 💞 ♡ @babesehun​ ✨ ♡ @babybaek-gif​ ♡ @babyboydae​ ♡ @babyjongin-png​ ♡ @baekberrie​  ✨ ♡  @baek-love​ ♡ @baek-hyunies​​ ✨ ♡  @baekhyuns  ✨ ♡ @baekintime​ ♡ @baekphia​  ✨ ♡ @baekthru​ ♡ @balancexing​ ♡ @battaery​ ♡ @bbhmutual​ ♡ @bbhyu​ ✨ ♡ @bias-yixing​  ♡ @bkhyunverse​​  ✨ ♡  @bling-me-up ♡ @bloomingbyun​ ♡ @bloomingchen​ ♡ @bloomingdaes​ 💞 ♡ @byun-l​ ✨ ♡ @byunists​ ♡ @byunrelatable​ 💞 ♡ @byunsbf​​  ✨ ♡  @byuny​

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@cancermoonjongdae​ ✨ ♡ @cbxies​ ♡ @chaichanyeol​​  ✨ ♡ @changseobs​  ♡ @chanssoo​​ ♡  @chanyoel​ ✨ ♡ @chenbox​ ♡ @cheninadinoonesie​ ✨ ♡ @chensingmachinee​ ♡ @chenstao​ ♡ @chentlemen-first​ ♡ @chentrbl​​ ♡  @chenxibaek​ ✨ ♡ @chenyeo-l​​  ♡  @cherishbycbx​ ♡ @cherrydae​ ♡ @chnlsehun​ ♡ @cinnaminja​ ♡ @citrusluhan​ ✨ ♡ @coerry​​ ♡  @crownkingzyx​ ♡ @crushxiu​​ ♡  @cyberksoo​ ♡ @dae-d​ ♡ @daetrbl​ ♡ @dejasoo​ ♡ @detectivewillis​ ♡ @dksalbum​ ♡ @dokynugs​​ ♡  @dokyungsu​ ✨ ♡ @dokyungwrites​ ♡ @dropsofletters​  ✨ ♡  @dyontstop​​  ✨ ♡ @ellyoppa​​ ✨ ♡ @elyjeon​ ♡ @elyxiun​ ♡ @emperorzyx​ ✨ ♡ @estupidaugly​ ♡ @ethereallkai​ ♡ @eunkwqng​ ♡ @evalocity​ ✨ ♡ @ex-actlymytype​  ♡ @exidgf​  ✨ ♡ @exo-m​​

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@fairyyeols​ ✨ ♡ @floweryjeno​ ✨ ♡ @fluffyhunnie​ ♡ @fluffyyeollie​ ♡ @fullsunflower​ 💞 ♡ @furrykyun​ ♡ @fxlunas​ ♡ @gaytaeyongs​​ ♡  @gazpcy​ ♡  @glimmeringclouds​ ♡ @goodevenings​ ♡ @gowonsgf​ ✨ ♡ @gwaenchanhajagiya  ♡  @halfiechen​ ♡ @hanisgf​  ✨♡  @haramluhan​ ♡ @heartzyx​ ♡ @high-on-food​ ✨ ♡ @hongdxbin​  ✨ ♡ @horololbaek​ ✨ ♡ @hosehun​ ♡ @http-sehun​ ♡ @hunniedae​​ ♡ @hweseung​  ♡ @hycks​​ ✨ ♡   @il-hoon ♡ @ilovesehuns ♡ @ilovexiumin ✨ ♡  @ilovkji 💞 ♡ @ilovpcy ♡ @ilujongdae ♡ @iluyeri ♡ @ilywh ✨ ♡  @im-bicurious-yeah ♡ @ineedyixing ✨ ♡ @ireneluvclub ♡ @irenesgf ♡ @itsmeayishaa ✨ ♡ @j0ngs ♡ @jds1andonly 💞 ♡ @jenology ✨ ♡ @jenos ✨ ♡ @jeonheejin  ✨ ♡ @jihoonluv ✨ ♡  @jihyo  ✨ ♡ @jiminsglo ♡ @jinki-and-his-angels ♡ @jjonghyung ♡ @jnys ✨ ♡ @jongdaemyangel ♡ @jongdaepeche-mode  ♡  @jongdaeri  ✨ ♡  @jongnpls ♡ @jongtaeluv ♡ @junghansgf ✨  ♡ @junmyeonpng​

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@k1mjdae ♡ @kaichouchou ♡ @kiddosaints 💞 ♡  @kimlips ♡ @kingzyx ♡ @kjd-l ♡ @kjds ♡ @kjmsbf  ♡ @kkimingyu  ✨ ♡ @kmjxngins 💞 ♡ @kokokysoo ♡ @kookiie-bear ✨ ♡ @kpopfanfictrash ✨ ♡ @kriswu  ♡  @ksoo-l  ♡ @ksoocafe ✨ ♡  @ksooscheeks ♡ @kuntented  ✨♡ @kyungsohs ✨ ♡  @kyungsooslatinagf ✨ ♡ @laypromise ♡ @leejinks ✨ ♡  @lgbtsuho ♡ @lisarastar  ♡ @littlepcy ✨ ♡ @loafsoo ♡ @loeychateau ♡ @loeycults ♡ @loeyflowers ♡ @loeys  ♡ @lovkibum ♡ @lovjeon ♡ @luckyones ♡ @lunarbaek  ♡ @luvchou  ♡  @lyjunggukie ♡ @m1ns1k  ♡ @merlionmen 💞 ♡ @merseok ✨ ♡ @milkrosea ♡ @milky-waee ♡ @minialbum ✨ ♡ @minijongdae ♡ @minseokcharm  ♡ @minseoksfav ♡ @minsoek-l ✨ ♡ @mintdae ♡ @mondaybluesmp3 ♡ @monsterpcy ♡ @moondks ♡ @mooonsherbet  ♡ @mrleejinki  ✨ ♡ @mysterylover  ✨

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@nctfansite​  ✨ ♡ @notsehun​ ♡ @nut4zyx​ 💞 ♡  @nuyra​​ ✨ ♡  @o1un​ ✨ ♡ @oceantaem​ ✨ ♡ @ohhhappydae​ ✨ ♡ @ohsehuns​​  ✨ ♡  @ohunshine​ ♡ @orbitmv​ ♡ @osh--l​​  ♡  @p6y​ ♡ @pcyall​  ♡ @pcys-l​  ♡ @peachykaix​​ ✨ ♡  @pebble-xo​ ✨ ♡ @petitshinee​ ✨ ♡ @pinkjd​  ♡ @pinkys​ ♡ @prince-lee-taemin​ ♡ @pufflejongin​ ✨ ♡ @pyosunshine​ ✨ ♡ @qimei​ ♡ @raindyops​ ♡ @ratbyun​ ♡  @real-pcys​ ♡ @renjun-l​ ♡ @replaysgf​ ✨ ♡ @rissa-is-a-nerd​  💞 ♡ @romantichen​ 💞 ♡ @sapphicshawol​ ✨ ♡ @sechens​ ✨ ♡ @sehuniepeach​ ✨ ♡ @sehunsface​ 💞 ♡ @seok​ ✨ ♡ @shawol-till-the-end​ ♡ @shimmie-shimmie-kokobop​  ♡ @shineeclub​  ♡ @shininmp3​​  ♡  @shyshykai​ ♡ @smartseok​​ ♡  @smileydae​ ♡ @sobrightandshinee​​ ♡ @softboytaem  ✨ ♡   @softkjd​  ♡  @softkso​ ♡ @softleo​ ♡ @songfromthesoul​ ♡ @soohoesgf​  ♡ @sophrosynes​ ✨ ♡ @spicybyun​​ ♡ @springcbx​​ ♡ @squishy-do-ksoo​  ♡  @stanjdae​ ♡ @stanminseok​ ✨ ♡ @starxiu​​  ✨♡  @succ-my-byuns​ ♡ @suchensheaven​ ♡ @suchently​  ♡ @suholeo​  ✨ ♡ @suhosboy​​ ♡ @suhosjaan​  ♡ @suhoslady​  ♡ @suhoswholeasswife​  ✨  ♡  @sunshinebaekh​ ✨ ♡ @sunshineyeols​ ♡ @sweetjunmyeon​ ✨ ♡ @sweetsoo​

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@taekaistan ♡ @taeminsbff ♡ @taeminlee ♡ @taeminsmove  ✨ ♡ @taemm  ♡ @taesty-taemin  ♡ @taeyyongs 💞 ♡ @teapical ✨ ♡ @technicallymilkshakes ♡ @tenult ✨ ♡ @textsoo ♡ @thegreatxingmibeyond  ✨ ♡ @thunderkjd ♡ @toboroki  ♡  @twentyep  ♡ @twinksuho ♡ @uminbean  ♡ @umsehun ♡ @up10chen ♡ @vangoghwithaflo  ✨ ♡ @viewgf  ✨ ♡ @vitaminsoek ♡ @vivaoh ♡ @vroomvroombaek ♡ @whatsoodo ♡ @whimsical-ness   💞 ♡ @whoreololo  ✨♡ @wodejongdae ♡ @wonhos-chubbybunny  ♡ @xbacks ♡ @xibaeks  ♡  @xingsus ♡ @xiubloom  ✨♡ @xiudough ✨ ♡ @xiuhnny ♡ @xiuhunsoo  ✨ ♡ @xiumens ♡ @xiuminified ♡ @xiuminscheeks ♡ @xiuxiuflake ♡ @xiuyeoltopia 💞 ♡ @xosehun ♡ @yeolben ♡ @yeolology ✨  ♡  @yeolosaur  ♡ @yeolsbaby ♡ @yeoreum ✨ ♡ @yerimoji  💞 ♡ @yiffxing ✨ ♡ @yijeong-you-little-shit  ♡ @yike-xing  ♡ @yixingminseokjongdae 💞 ♡ @your-woohyunnose ♡ @yukseongjae ♡ @yuqigf​  ✨♡  @yvesluv​ ✨ ♡ @zhangyeol​ ♡ @zyx-1​ ♡  @zyxgf​  ✨ ♡ @zyxjs​

♡ special messages: 

1ovesyeol: maki i kno we haven’t talked much but every time i see u on my dash or in my notifications or see you tagged me in something i literally go !!!!!!!!! i get so excited! ur so sweet and one of my favorite people 💞

bloomingdaes: kenzie my fellow hard jd stan i love u i love ur moodboards and ur writing and how much u love nature and ur so talented and so funny skjkjsjks i’m really so glad i know you!! u always put a smile on my face thank u for being so great 💞

jds1andonly: bee i really hope we get the chance to talk more in the future because you’re such a wonderful person n a great person to talk to !! we might not have interacted much recently but i really appreciate your presence in my life 💞

kiddosaints: clarisse you absolute seaweed i don’t know how we’ve put up with each other for this long. thank u for always being awake at 3 am when i want to complain and for sending me memes and being my basic goth bff i love u!! you’ve always understood me even tho we argue about everything but i love how easy our friendship is and i don’t think i’ve ever told you how much i appreciate being able to be ur friend 💞

merlionmen: diksha i love your positivity & how knowledgeable u are about things. i always learn something new every time we talk about something and i really appreciate that!! thank you for your insight and your conversations and your creativity 💞

romantichen: anna, it’s been a while since we talked but i really wanted to say thank you for your kindness and your peaceful presence. i think you’re a very gentle person and you always have something sweet to say! i’m thankful i met you. 💞

sehunsface: jui it feels like i just started messaging you but i’ve never been this comfortable with a friend and i think it’s because ur just one of those people who make everyone feel appreciated. i look forward to talking to you about everything and sending u posts about sehun and making u suffer by making u read my thirst posts every day. thank u for everything!! (and for introducing the cats to me of course). i hope we never grow apart. 💞

taeyyongs: sumaya i know we haven’t been talking for that long but ur one of the most interesting people i’ve ever met, ur funny and sweet and really smart and genuine and i really can’t wait to know you even better. thank u for all your kind words and humor. 💞

whimsical-ness: tara, you’re one of the most talented and beautiful people i know (beautiful inside and out). every time i read ur writing i’m in awe. sometimes i still can’t believe we’re mutuals let alone friends! i cherish every conversations we have. thank you for your stories and being such a wonderful person! 💞

yerimoji: kat i don’t have words for how much i appreciate u and your presence in my life! i still remember all our old conversations and inside jokes i have all our chats saved and i still go through them every now and then. you’re so soft and lovely and i’m so thankful for how you’ve been there for me for so long! ily! 💞

♡ and finally (but most importantly) i want to put in a thank you to every person who’s ever said something nice about my fics, whether in a simple compliment in your tags or an ask - u might not remember, but i definitely do. without you, i wouldn’t be writing. your love and feedback constantly inspires and motivates me and i can’t thank you enough! (i hope you all don’t mind being tagged)

@alisazmn ♡ @anotherscenarioblog ♡ artificialskyway ♡ @baekaix ♡ baekberrie ♡ @baekbunniee ♡ @baekfanapleintemps ♡ @baekmuffin ♡ @bansheeadele ♡ bbhyu ♡ @blamezhang ♡ @bluesficrecs ♡ @bobohuwu ♡ @booksforeverworld ♡ byun-l ♡ @chan-yolo​ ♡ cherrydae ♡ @chogiwhyyynot​ ♡ @choi-fish​ ♡ @distordue ♡ dropsofletters ♡ @f1gs​ ♡ @hansolturnt​ ♡  @hedwigs-quills​ ♡ @high-functioning-sociopathicgeek ♡ hweseung ♡ itsmeayishaa ♡ @killedby3xo  ♡ kookiie-bear ♡ @largepinkdolphin​ ♡ @littlesyasheep​ ♡ @lovestuck-j ♡ @meandmyteatree​ ♡ @miaricky​ ♡  @minoza-loey​ ♡ @monicaexol​ ♡ @noona-clock​ ♡ @parchaaiyaan​ ♡ @pcyungsoo​ ♡ @pixilatedaeries​ ♡ @portietomednalynn​ ♡ @rcsemyg​ ♡ rissa-is-a-nerd ♡ @sereinish​ ♡ @shuirosgarden​ ♡ @simpleejihoon​ ♡ @smoochews​ ♡ @sol-ficrecs​ ♡ @soogirlfriend​ ♡ stanminseok ♡ teapical ♡ @thatssharpilikeit​ ♡ @uwujohnny​ ♡ @very-important-army​ ♡ @where-is-my-llama​ ♡ whoreololo ♡ @yeollieollie​ ♡ @yoongisfire 

#god SDJSKSK this took ten years to do #i didn't even know there were so many of u and some of u i couldn't even believe we're mutuals like??? sjkssjk how did i get so lucky??? #i hope you're all doing well and staying hydrated and getting enough rest etc all of you deserve to be happy!! #also i'm aware ive tagged some of u like ten times in the last few days SJDSJDAJE im so sorry #also if i missed anyone or tagged the wrong blog or tagged ur main and sideblog im sorry its confusing kdjfkdk i tried my best #mine #ff #i really hope this tags properly god im not doing this again

[huluhalkpop]

1-I used to draw (usually cartoon characters bc they're easy to draw) but i don't do it anymore... idk why tho... and i honestly don't have a specific genre or type that i like. If i like a song, then I like it. So tell me what your favorite ikon songs are...? Wdym my standards are low...? Do you ever not talk to yourself? You're so easy to talk to and one of the nicest persons I've ever interacted with. Maybe i will watch the survival shows later. I'm already stressed about college rn 😞 -🧜‍♀️

2- This is a random question and you can totally ignore it if you want to but what kind of songs do you listen to when you’re sad? Sad songs? Upbeat songs? Classical music? And yes, my ygtb blog is a sb. Idk how that’ll help you find out who i am lol. Like i said, the only way you’ll find out who i am is if i forget to send an ask on anon. And i hope you get better soon!! 🖤💜💚 - 🧜‍♀️

Oh dude I absolutely encourage you to start drawing again! A while ago I took a long hiatus and didn’t draw for months, but it’s so good to be back!

My fave iKon songs, hmm…THERE ARE SO MANY THOUGH 🤧 I think the top one for me is Beautiful (I’d link the MV because it’s the BEST, but sadly it’s only like half of the song. They made it by themselves during iKON TV!), closely followed by Hug Me (Hanbin made this with Tablo from Epik High, who are also one of my all time favourites and role models). My favourite ballad is probably Apology, but Don’t Forget is good if you wanna cry. Only You and Cocktail are perfect summer songs, and if you wanna flex on some haters, go with Bling Bling or Rhythm Ta 😤💸💸 B-Day is timelessly amazing, and if you wanna feel super sweet and wholesome, listen to #WYD. sorry if that was too many, they’re all so good ㅠㅠ

Oh college…are you already in college, or are you stressing about getting in? No matter which, I hope it’ll be all okay! Stay hydrated and take some time for yourself every day! You deserve it 💚💚💚

I have playlists for all kinds of emotions, the one for sadness has 90 songs. Honestly, it depends on the kind of sad I am? Sometimes it’s the healthiest to accept your sadness and cry, and that’s easier (at least for me) when you’re listening to sad songs you can relate to. But sometimes when I’m just having a bad day, I like to listen to songs I know will cheer me up! That playlist has 71 songs. I think running away from sadness when it’s serious will only harm you in the future. (Also I have to listen to so much classical music in school that I pretty much never listen to it in my free time,, oof).

Do I follow your main blog? 👀 the plot thickens…

#i'm still very sick :( #but again #your asks cheer me up a lot #love u lil mermaid #🧜‍♀️ anon

[rosetowers]

Ducklings as they grow up masterpost

hey, so i’ve made a lot of posts about how everyone grows up and for your convenience i’ve decided to put the important bits plus extra into one post.

this gets long to under the cut it goes

Huey

13-16: wears sweater vests because he’s a nerd. Around 15 he realises he’s asexual and is generally pretty chill about it and is generally not interested in dating. Puberty is fine except for when his voice breaks and for a while it just… randomly pitches higher. Donald gets how he feels since when he hit puberty the same thing happened (so between that and his speech impediment puberty was not fun for Donald). Huey’s siblings tease him relentlessly for it tho.

17-21: still wearing a sweater vest. Still not interested in dating, but people who talk to him are and his naturally sweet nature means a lot of people crush on him, not that he really notices (boy can tell from the next room that Louie has fallen in love again but can’t tell when someone is flirting with him smh). Is learning to fly from his mother and Launchpad, so he’s not only going to be able to fly expertly, but also be able to survive and repair/rebuild after any crash. Ends up about average height for a duck, like Donald or Scrooge’s height and gains some muscle.

21+: finally changed his look and now tends to wear overalls. At some point, Ma Beagle passes away and Huey is asked by Bouncer and Burger to take over, which ticks off Big-Time and a small group of the other Beagle Boys. the rest embrace his leadership and make peace with his family as he changes the groups from a criminal gang to model citizens. They do a lot of charity work like recycling, building homes for the homeless and raising money for the needy etc. and the Junior Woodchucks are flooded with the youngest members of the family. There are also a lot of turf wars with the Beagles who broke off, they call themselves the Big-Timers now.

Dewey

13-16: cycles through various adventurer-style outfits and does not suit any of them, mainly because he has dozens of zits and keeps having random growth spurts which makes him all gangly and awkward. Bi as hell and uses bad pick-up lines when he has a crush. Getting a more in-depth education on sailing from Donald. Has developed a tendency to jump onto high places and belt out musicals out of nowhere. Is also being taught to fight by Webby.

17-21: finally picks a look, tank tops and sleeveless denim jackets, and he’s also considering getting an anchor tattoo (don’t tell Donald). Actually looks pretty good since he turns out really tall (like, a head shorter than LP) and gains a lot of muscle, he loves being tall since it drives Huey crazy. Tries to be a suave, flirty adventurer, but can’t flirt to save his life, so it drives him nuts that Huey gets so much attention without even realising it. Loves to party, sneaks into clubs a lot.

21+: sticks to denim, does get the tatoo (Donald faints), still can’t flirt. When Scrooge retires they go adventuring together with Dewey working as skipper. Very capable on adventures now, what with the skills he learned with Webby and Scrooge, but often needs his uncle to drag him out of danger (and visa versa).

Louie

13-16: goth phase. He ends up with Scrooge and Fergus’ sideburns, and more or less looks like Scrooge did as a teenager. Wears a black, zip up hoodie over a green shirt, green hair dye on his bangs, and too much eye-liner. Gay edgy boy with a diary full of bad poems. Reads the Duckverse equivalent of Twilight and develops an unhealthy concept of romance where his type is jerks with heart of gold; falls in love with jerks with hearts of jerk super easily, cries a lot. Retains some sense of humor, mainly in the form of standing behind Scrooge and mirroring his movements, Manny sometimes joins in.

17-21: over his goth phase. Very confident, snappy dresser, wears blazers, scarves, and bling. Also really short and chubby and cute, loves himself. A good hustler and gambler (he cheats like crazy) to make some cash since he’s stuck as an unpaid intern at the Money Bin (Scrooge: you’re being paid in experience. Fenton: that means he’s cheap. Louie: don’t I know it). Has moved on from duck-Twilight to awful romance novels and duck-Fifty Shades of Gray. So he still has terrible taste in men and gets his heart broken (he eats so much ice cream). Can use his rep as “Love-struck Louie” to trick suckers into thinking he’s fallen in love with them for hustling purposes, but he has to be careful because this can backfire if he accidentally does fall for them. Also flirts to get what he wants and has a really good gaydar, no matter how deep in the closet someone is.

21+: turns out hard work really does pay off! When Scrooge retires to go adventuring full-time, Louie’s the only one with the experience and any actual desire to run the company. Wears tailor-made gray suits and silk, green ties. Remodels the manor and loves throwing lavish parties hosted by the ghosts of Beakley and Duckworth. Is actually a hard worker, pulling all nighters, as well as putting a lot of money into charity. “Recommends” the board of vultures who stopped Scrooge from searching for Della retire, replaces them with new members, including Gyro and Fenton, and makes Manny head of R & D. Also hires Webby as his bodyguard and keeps LP on as his chauffeur. Also finally burns all those romance novels and tries harder to protect his heart. For reasons i don’t fully understand, I love the idea of Louie and Mark Beaks becoming enemies. Like, maybe mirroring Scrooge and Glomgold; they take over the Billionaires club and spend their time there glaring at each other, whilst their bodyguards Webby and Graves (because I said so) are on hand to keep them from getting into a slap fight. The rest of their time is spent trying to outdo each other in new tech (and with Gyro and Fenton now being part of his board of directors there’s no end to the ideas to one-up the jerk).

Webby

17-21: doesn’t grow much, she and Louie end up around the same height as adults. Lesbian. Still loves the colour pink, and also denim jackets; wears a handkerchief wrapped around her head instead of a bow (like this but pink). As hyper and excited about the world and adventures as she’s always been, but thanks to the influence of her honorary siblings she’s ridiculously sarcastic. she’s also become a bit of a prankster, so everyone in the manor has developed a habit of slowly and carefully opening doors and cabinets in case anything jumps out, checking “treasure” for price labels, and making sure maps and documents relating to treasure and artifacts are what they appear to be. Duckworth and occasionally Della are often her partners in crime. Joins in when Dewey randomly starts singing. She’s in the process of officially joining SHUSH.

21+: as I said, she becomes Louie’s bodyguard, but that’s mainly an excuse to hang out with him, and is also her cover for her other job as a SHUSH agent, since Louie can actually defend himself just fine (she also keeps him awake during board meetings). Wears a black suit when on bodyguard duty and a pink catsuit on missions. Grows her hair out and ties it back with a pink bow.

Lena

16-21: pansexual. Generally wears a heavy coat over a dress and various enchanted items of jewelry that Scrooge lets her keep. BTW yes Scrooge has long since adopted her and is now her dad. About as interested in dating as Huey is, but might still flirt if she finds someone cute; having said that she’s gotten into more than one fight with Louie over a boy (but if the guy is interested in Louie she chases him off since he’s clearly a creep, Louie’s a kid after all). She’s generally a pretty chill person, but she does struggle to make her needs known to her family and is kind of closed off around new people. Has power over both dark and light magic (a connection to shadows and celestial objects, can travel through shadows and shape shift + general magic stuff), but for a while she has poor impulse control, even though she wants to use it for good. Luckily, she finds Scraps the familiar, and black and white corgi who protects her and tries to keep her from doing dumb stuff with her magic.

21+: develops into a powerful sorceress, recognised by various magical authorities as Empress of Light and Queen of Shadows. Wears black with various shades of blue and purple, wears long skirts and long baggy sleeves, generally develops a more elegant style. Outside Duckburg everyone believes her to be the town’s mysterious sorceress and protection, to its citizens she commands a certain amount of respect but is generally regarded as Lena McDuck, the girl who blew up Funzo’s when she was fifteen and who occasionally shows up out of nowhere, her corgi likes to be petted too.

#ducktales #huey duck #dewey duck #louie duck #webby vanderquack #lena de spell

[enibly]

DCOM and Dessert: The Cheetah Girls

here begins my livewatch of the The Cheetah Girls.

first observation: this feels like just yesterday! this movie does not look old at all

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i would totally wear any of their outfits even today. I used to want to dress like Aqua as a kid but now I think I kinda dress like Chanel

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Raven doing a Jamaican accent, oh no

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Galleria’s mom: “comin’ up with this cheetah chatter!”

classic

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“ka ching ka ching, bling bling bling”

this movie is so quotable

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I think Chanel was my favorite character when I first watched this (which was the world premiere in August 2003!) and I think she’s still my favorite character- what a sweet kid~

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I still feel sad seeing Chanel’s mom being too self-absorbed to pay attention to her daughter :(  hits too close to home in some ways :(((

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ITS THAT LONG BLOND HAIRED GUY!!! HE STILL MAKES ME CRINGE AS MUCH AS EVER!! HIS DUMB LITTLE WALK AND WAY OF SPEAKING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A LOSER

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ewwww this guy is so gross (and I think Galleria knows this in her gay heart)

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ok there’s like waaaay too much to liveblog about this movie. i may have to stop just so i can watch properly. plus Cinderella is coming up!!!!!!!!!! what a jam!!!!!!!!!!

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oh my gosh, I just learned that Drinka is played by a trans actress! <3

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Galleria’s mom is such a power player, wow. i would love to have her as a boss, but damn is she intense as a mom

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ok so they’re making upside down cheetah mini-cakes for the baking portion. should... should i be making this right now?

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ad time: hmm kidz-bop must have slim pickings cause they’re releasing an all-time greatest hits cd instead of their usual kidz bop vol. 300

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galleria and her mom fighting... could use some NVC skills

reminds me of me and mom when we fight... we could use some NVC skills

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oh no Chanel’s mom just dropped the bomb of moving like that??!?!? not ok

Galleria’s award-winning solution: “tell her no chance, no dance”

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Galleria really wants money/luxury huh...

what about the art? what about the stage? i’m kinda getting the sense that what she really wants is to be a producer or agent (but she has such a talent for songwriting!)

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Galleria: “if he can’t respect my art, he can’t have my heart“

also Aqua thinks that those rival upperclassmen are “fine” which is just nonsensical

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aww Galleria and Chanel are such a cute pair <3

but will Galleria’s ambition tear them apart??!?

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Jackal wants to record the track in just a week? hm

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ok Galleria is so funny when she’s full of herself- being hilarious when being annoying is really Raven-Symone’s specialty as an actress

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does chompcheetah.com work?

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Aqua got way too mean girl when telling Chanel to reign her wife, i mean best friend, in. I remember thinking that was not good friend behavior when I was little

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ad break: hahahaha Skye Katz has a commercial with Tony the Tiger. I don’t know why that’s kinda fun

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apparently some people have gotten promo boxes for DCOM and Dessert?? how are they getting these???

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photo credit: https://twitter.com/minkus/status/1381684466150600705

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oh Galleria, if only you had better interpersonal skills...

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Dorinda dance time [music emoji]

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Chanel is a precious baby <3  stop neglecting her Mama Chanel!!

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ok, did “Breakthrough” ever get play on the radio? cause i swear i thought it was a regular, non-Cheetah Girls song cause I heard it so much. am i just imagining this? am i confusing it with those other dozens of songs like it that were on 2003 radio?

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Dorinda having a crisis about what race she is didn’t make sense to me when I was little, but I totally get what she means now

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aww, the Cheetah Girls are a chosen family <3

and Dorinda and Chanel are such a sweet pair <3

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oh my god i forgot about that cd cover BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Galleria is so transparent

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snapshot of the music exec’s pitch: “kids love endangered species. kids wanna party.” classic

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also dude you’re an adult putting your arms around a teen girl. GET OFF HER!!!

this film is definitely missing several scenes where Galleria shoves these dudes’ arms off her

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i’ve.

made mistakes before, but

i know i’m not perfect,

but it’s ok cause

who

could

eh-

-ver

be

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i SO wanted Aqua’s outfit in “Girl Power” when i was a kid

also, the bridges in all these rock. i mean, EVERY part of each of these songs is incredible, but i’m always amazed by how strong those bridges are in particular

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i know that “All Around the World” is supposed to be cheap pop schlock, but like, I love cheap pop schlock so I don’t hate it heh

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Aqua’s going mean girl again :/  the way she communicates really stresses me out

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I can’t believe this movie is over halfway done! it goes so fast!!!

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hmm, Chanel it’s lovely that’s you want to show that you’re grateful to your mom, but like, I think you have some problems you still need to talk about. you gotta speak your truth! she needs to hear in detail about all the things that have been bothering you!

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now everyone on twitter is getting all emotional watching the Cheetah Girls, and you know, i feel it- this movie gets really real

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wait, for this recipe for upside down cheetah cakes, are these cakes or english muffins?? they do not look like what i expected

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time for Galleria’s soulful piano ballad in the auditorium. very theatre kid of her

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ah, blond kid doesn’t like pop music, i see. he will never fit in with a gay like Galleria.

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Galleria’s talking about lipsynching like she was asked to dance with the devil at midnight

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now blond kid is trying to tell Galleria about the path of a true artist. these kids!

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the detail of Galleria’s favorite movie being The Wizard of Oz is really cute tho

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wow, they got Global Get Down to market in like, 2 days. what kind of racket is Jackal Johnson running?

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Galleria just slammed into a cop and made him drop his donut: Cheetah Girls say ACAB

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never mind, the police are helping get Toto out- they responded way more positively to a black teen in a pink cheetah print jumpsuit than they would in real life. Cheetah Girls do not say ACAB :(

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bahahahahahaha Sonic Chaos is on stage- white boy’s rapping. how can he say that Galleria’s pop music is fluff when this is his work???!?!?!? what a hypocrite. or... he’s trying to mess with Galleria’s head to take her out of the competition!!!! insidious

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ppppfpfpfajipfeqpsihqpeihvdapiejdvpajfiodacj the white boy’s dance moves!!!!!! SO LAME BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Trinka was about to tell us a story about going to the movies with the Captain and Tennille and I’m kinda curious?

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the way the power comes on and then Galleria’s face is blown up on screen is so funny ahahahaha

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all the adults in this movie are so New York heh

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hooray Toto is saved by the power of music!!

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when blond boy isn’t posturing, he’s ok actually, but he is really posturing almost all the time. also he’s supposed to be a sophomore in high school but he looks like he’s 24. ah well, whatever

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time for a ballad of sisterhood in the streets T-T

chills down my spine

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ghahahahahahaha I forgot about that guitar solo

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oh my gosh what a song to end on though!!!

and with all the smoke and lights and the choreo aaaaaaa

legendary~!

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wait i totally forgot about this dance break, except for Toto’s dance in it

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“Cheetah Girls, Cheetah Sisters” = an anthem of cross-community solidarity

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cheetah por vida indeed

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hooray they won the talent show!!! and everyone’s happy about it!!!

but guys, I think Jackal Johnson might have hung up by now

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and what sparkly beautiful fireworks to end on <3

what a wonderful film!!!!!!!!!!!!

also i want to look up some of the other songs the music ppl on this film made cause, damn, they really did an INCREDIBLE JOB!!!!!!

(also i was hoping there would be some interview portions but it’s ok- when it comes to the cheetah girls, we’ve already got plenty of hot goss)

and that’s the end! AND ZENON IS NEXT WEEK I CANT WAIT

#disney channel #liveblogging #screens #dcom and dessert