Reverse SKK AUs are so funny because we have this scary, edgy Mafia Executive who seems to be one step ahead of anyone who tries to get in his way and then one time you see your "mysterious" co-worker yelling at him and calling him a "bastard" without blinking and you just want to live and have your agency survive and not get nuked by the PM and suddenly the big scary Mafia guy devolves into a five-year-old child and starts yelling playground insults back at him.
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“Dazai’s a better partner for Chuuya” “Fyodor’s a better partner for Chuuya” “He’s working with Dazai!” “He’s working with Fyodor!”
No. Ditch them both, take Sigma, and get the fuck out of there, please Chuuya I believe in you
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not to be bisexual on main, but can we talk about Jamie's shirt in "Seeds of Death"?
lace-up on the front, lace-up on the sleeves, funkiest bisexual look yet
and the design on Zoe's outfit is apparently orange? honestly, work
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You ever think about how embarrassing it has to be to be Eggman . . . like he doesn't feel any shame or embarrassment of any kind, he has an ego the size of the Death Egg (if not bigger), and that's all well and good for him. But like, he's a genius. He's a genius, but he's also a grown adult who has had several decades to work on his inventions and further his understanding of engineering and robotics. And that's all good, but then he's routinely matched (and sometimes even bested) by a literal eight-year-old child. Depending on whether anthros lose their baby teeth at the same rate as their species or at the same rate as human children, Tails could still have baby teeth. He's scared of thunderstorms. He likes to watch cartoons and he has a bedtime. But he can hack Eggman's systems, and create superior robots, and was legitimately this close to creating a cure for the metal virus before the zombots sabotaged him. Eggman might not feel any embarrassment over this, but he should. Tails clowns on him daily just by existing. Look at the accomplishments Eggman has to his name, and how many years it took him to make those, and then look at the accomplishments Tails has done, at a fraction of Eggman's age. Like that's just embarrassing, and so very, very funny.
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what do you think about Mitch x Buttercup?
Best Buttercup x regular human ship not even close. They are that damn weirdo friend pair everyone teases about dating and they INSIST they're just friends but actually end up developing mutual crushes in middle or high school. A lot of fanfics [even ones I love!!!] make Mitch a little bastart bitch who breaks Buttercup's heart, but after Ace I feel like she would never dare to be open with her feelings and let things get to the point of dating unless she were convinced that person simps for her hardcore. I think every kid in Pokey Oaks knows it would probably be suicide to fw any of the girls like that, no matter how stupid they grow up to be. Except Princess who canonically tore Bubbles' heart out in a chapter book, but it's Princess, lol.
Mitch gotta get a job or something though, and because he is redneck trailer park coded AS FUCK, he will 100% be a blue collar boy. I can see him being part of Townsville's reconstruction crews and helping sort shit after Powerpuff business.
So, yes. Mitch is Buttercup's future blue collar malewife, and he's one of the only men she trusts. It is law.
Side note, I pray for any human getting shipped with the PPG, it is what it is, but in Buttercup's case it could actually contribute to her running arc of practicing self-restraint, which is nice.
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it's nuts how much of a long con the master's plans are. like spyfall already took presumably years to set up, but in potd theres 8 years between phases. he does the seismology unit bit and then fucks off to siberia for 8 years to eventually get the doctor in saint petersburg. thats nuts
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Garak: I don’t like my last name, i want to change it to something cooler
Julian: Like what
Garak: How about Bashir?
Julian:
Julian: …You want us to be SIBLINGS?
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First time Candace meets another Spider-person is because she and her version of Green Goblin(Norman's a Doof-style Evil Scientist complete with Weird Moral Code and also mutated himself into an actual goblin, which is one of his backstories. Funny enough Harry was born after the mutation but is still a normal dude.) got dumped into Peni's universe by one of Goblin's inventions. Somehow the actual supervillain who proudly calls himself evil is a better and kinder person than his local counterpart who happens to be Peni's boss, and she isn't really sure how to take that. Also, SP//dr really likes Candace, much to her distress.
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"Go away. Quit staring. You guys are starting to annoy me.
...At least you're kinda cute."
Day 12 of Piktober was Crossover. I am not participating too heavily in the event (as I do not have the brain for it this year), but I did wanna get in a couple days, one of which is today's prompt.
This is Tsubakura Enraku from Len'en Project, a Touhou inspired work where just about everyone's gender is left up to player interpretation. I have a whole Len'en/Pikmin AU in my head, but for now this piece will work as a clue of what to expect were I to ever go any further with it.
Tsubakura themself though is...a poor choice for a Pikmin protagonist lol. They're too lazy. They are funny at least.
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tbh i think alfred dying in itself is a really good idea but ofc ofc tk shit the bed hard with it...... it shouldve been age! not someone or something bruce can swear a vengeance on and punch around its just a natural part of life that he'd have to face. whatever. i hope he never comes back though i dont think theres anything he can contribute (unless its to die of old age this time)
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Like, I probably take things too far in viewing everything through the lens of Taylor Swift, but "the star who broke out in the mid-2000s as a hyper-social all-American teenage country singer fixated on the romance of romance is now a relative recluse releasing concept albums about how things are more complicated than her early work and pop songs about BPD recovery" is an amazing synecdoche of 21st century American culture so far
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the funniest* (*not actually funny at all) genshin Thing is that since the writing of female characters tends towards being uhm. the same few traits copy and pasted across like half the cast of girls no matter how much it makes sense for them to be acting that way based on the preestablished facts about them, if you put the 3000+ year old god who's ruled tyrannically over a nation, whose tyranny was the result of trauma caused by the sudden loss of her sister, and is just now centuries later coming to terms with her death and her people's needs next to the girl who's just REALLY into larping and ask 'which character is better written?' the answer will ALWAYS be the latter
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