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Incorrect Garashir (with a side of Jiles)
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Julian: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on himself*
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Julian: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, Garak?
Garak: Oh, dear Doctor. When I die, I’m taking you with me.
Julian: I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.
Garak: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.
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Garak: I've got an idea!
Julian: Does it involve breaking the law?
Garak: By now don’t you think that’s a given?
Julian: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Garak: Don’t bother.
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During Julian's job interview:
Sisko: What’s your greatest weakness?
Julian: Interpreting the semantics of a question, but ignoring the pragmatics.
Sisko: Could you give an example?
Julian: Yes, I could.
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Julian: Garak isn't the problem this year.
Miles: When are you gonna get it? Garak is ALWAYS the problem!
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Sisko: Why are Julian and Garak sitting with their backs to each other?
Miles: They had a fight.
Sisko: Then why are they holding hands?
Miles: They get sad when they fight.
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Julian: Do either of you ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Garak: No.
Odo: No.
Julian: Didn't think so.
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Miles: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
Julian: But we lost Garak.
Miles: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
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Julian: Hey, Miles! Did you know you're my BFFLWYLION?
Miles: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Julian: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not.
Miles:
Miles: That’s one way to say it, I guess…
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Miles: Wow, you and Garak are back early from movie night. What happened?
Julian: We got kicked out because Garak wouldn't stop yelling diving scores as people jumped off the Titanic.
Garak: That last guy had a solid 8, I'm telling you!
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Julian: Pardon me, but it sounds like you’re questioning my medical authority!
Garak: Not at all, dear Doctor. Merely your primitive methods.
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Julian: Garak, I don’t think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery.
Garak: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you’re all tomfuckered out!
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Garak: Here you go, Julian, a nice hot cup of Tarkalean tea!
Julian: It's cold.
Garak: A nice cup of Tarkalean tea.
Julian: It's horrible!
Garak: Cup of Tarkalean tea.
Julian: I'm not sure if this even IS Tarkalean tea.
Garak: C U P.
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Garak, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Julian, the love of my life, for telling me that the Caitian Atelier on Deep Space Six was going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech.
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Julian: Goodness gracious, Captain Sisko, do you know what this means?!
Sisko: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.
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Odo: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Garak, smiling and lying: But of course, Constable!
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Kidnapper: We have your child
Sisko: But Jake's sitting right here?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Sisko: Oh god... you have Julian
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