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thequietkid-moonie · 1 year

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can i request boys of assassination classroom seperated reaction to you having sudden and often panic attacks?

S/O suffer for suddenly panic attacks often

[ HEADCANONS ] [ Nagisa, Karma, Sugino, Isogai, Terasaka ]

[ Assassination Classroom / Anatsu Kyoshitsu ]

Since you didn't specify who you wanted I had to chose, if you want someone I didn't wrote you can request it!

Nagisa Shiota

Nagisa is a really caring person, he is usually looking after your well-being. He knows it isn't exactly fine being happy all the time but he can't help but feel sad whenever he sees you worried about something

Nagisa is really good with words and he always finds what to say to makes you feel better when you need it, is easy to rely in him

Even if you didn't tell him about this he could tell something is bothering you, Nagisa is really observant and knows to read the ambience so it wasn't too difficult for him to notice, even if your panics attacks weren't evidents, he will try to think on what could be bothering you since he didn't want to confront you right away, thinking that if you didn't bring it up is becouse is something that makes you uncomfortable or is not a big deal

But if you decided to tell him he will heard you carefuly and treat the subject whit a lot of respect (even if you don't make a big deal of it), he wants to know more about it but won't force you to talk about, if you let him he will like to know what exactly cause you to have those panic attacks (if you don't know, it's fine) and how he could help you (what help you and what you don't like)

Still, the first time he sees you have one he gets really worried, but quickly compose himself to be able to help you, going somewhere privite and keeping close to him, hidding you from others view too and reassuring you that you are not alone, he is by your side. Even after you manage to calm down he is still watching over you

After you have an attack he will be extra careful and gentle with you, he just want for you to feel comfortable, also he doesn't mind waiting all the time you need until you feel better

He help you everytime you have an attack and with time he becomes better at helping you, and, since he is really observant he even learn to notice whenever you start having one to help you prevent it (usually by distracting you or with small touches to catch your attention)

He will keep searching for other ways to help you out and he even brings the idea of searching professional help (in case you didn't have it yet)

Nagisa is usually shy, but if it makes you feel better he will overcome his shyness to get more affectionate (hugs and sweet kisses while trying to ignore the blush in his cheeks)

This situation doesn't bother him but it makes him sad since he hates seeing you suffer so much

He isn't someone who get into fights, but he will stand up for you if someone is making fun of you for it

Karma Akabane

May seems like not but Karma cares about you a lot, you are his precious partner and not just in crime, you had made your way to his heart and he likes it

Whenever he sees you sad or struguling with something he is quickly to comfort you, giving you hope in his own way, motivating you to confront whatever is bothering you

If you decide to tell him about this he will say that it isn't a big deal and you shouldn't be worring too much, but, contrary at what he show he actually heard you carefuly and makes sure to take it in consideration. If you decide to not tell him he will notice it anyway, Karma is really observant and intelligent so he will for sure notice that something is bothering you. Whatever you decide to do he will find a way to get information from you about this

The first time he sees you have a panic attack at first will take it as if you were joking and will still act cheerfuly, saying you that the game is over, but this is actually just to cover his worries, he is worried of something actually passing to you. He opt to help you by keeping you close to him and reasure you that you have nothing to worry about, and even tell you in a joking manner that you worried way too much, but he is hugging you with such gentlelness and care

After this first time he will make sure to get to know everything he have to know about this, from what triggered you to how to help you (he will force you to talk whithow even being rude, he have his ways)

He will take this seriously, he could be all the sadistic he wants but when it comes to you he just can't, you are his soft spot and he doesn't likes seeing you suffer like this

Karma still tease you and make jokes about it as long as it didn't truly upset you, if those comments hurt you then he will never do them again and even apologize for it (offer to make it up with a treat, maybe some ice cream), he could tease you with other things anyway

He will never admitted out loud but he is careful around you and always paying attention to your body language to be ready whenever you have a panic attack

If there is someone to blame for you having so much panic attacks (like making you have an traumatic experience) or cause you a panic attack intencionally then that person better start praying to all the gods they know because no one gets away after make his beloved suffer like this

Tomohito Sugino

Sugino is a man who loves intensally, he loves you with all his heart and soul, he is the type to always wanting to make you smile, specially when he sees you upset

It sadden him whenever he sees you sad or worried about something and he is quickly to reassure you that everything will be fine

If you tell him before hand that you suffer for a lot of panic attacks he will reasure you once again that is fine, you don't have nothing to worry about!

He actually underestimated the situation at first, being confident in himself and that was an error becouse the first time he sees you having a panic attack he start panicing too, he was so scared without fully undestanding what was happening to you! And if you didn't tell him anything about this before that just makes him even more worried

He will try to keep calm and help you, first with words, with a serious and confident voice reassuring you that you are completely safe with him, that he will protect you from everything and anything, and if that doesn't help he will embrace you protectively (if you let him, of course), hidding you from the rest of the world, even he guide you somewhere more privite if it need it

He doesn't have problem waiting all the time you need to calm down and after he will ask you about it, and will apologize for not giving it importance at first

Sugino won't ask much about it, specially if you seem uncomfortable by the subject, but will promise you that you can always relay on him

If you decide to talk about it then he will heard everything you say to him without interrumpting you, not ever once unless you ask him something

He will make his own personal goal to learn everything he can about how be able to help you, from techniques to handle anxiety to the things that brings you comfort, he wants to be ready to help you whenever you need it!

He will even go to Koro-sensei for help, asking him about the subject an for advice, asking for advice too, and Koro-sensei will happily help you in the classroom if you need it (he care a lot about his students and won't miss an oportunity to help two young lovers he is too weak for romance)

With time he learns to identify whenever you start feeling anxious or when you start having an attack so he help you rather quickly, principally with words

He always carry around at least one comfort item for you, and he also makes sure to always hold your hand so you never forget that he is by your side (and becouse he loves you so much)

Sugino never get bother for this, and if you ever feel insecure about this he is quickly to comfort you, admiting to you that he actually loves taking care of you

If you ever have a panic attack and he isn't by your side he will apologize later for it (even if it was imposible for you two be together)

Also, he won't tolerate anyone saying something bad about you, he is quickly to defend you against everyone, even if you don't mind it. If you tell him that he didn't have to do it then he will try to keep calm but is probably that he won't

Yuma Isogai

Isogai is a really caring and gentle lover, he is really happy to be able in a relationship with you despite everything and he isn't really shy in expresing his love for you

Whenever he sees you sad or worried it makes him sad too, he knows you can't be happy all the time but still. Isogai is always there to comfort you, he will hate for you to have to handle whatever is causing you troubles alone, even if the only think he can do is staying by your side he will

If you decide to tell him about your problem he will heard you with attention, he will ask you a few things to have things more clear to be ready to help you, and if the conversation makes you uncomfortable he will apologize, he take really serious the topic. But if you decide to not tell him then he probably won't find it out himself, he just know that there is something bothering you, but he doesn't exactly bring it up and prefer to wait until you feel ready to say it

The first time he sees you having a panic attack he worries but he is quickly to react, he may not understand complety what is happening to you but he clearly sees that you are stressed and even scare and that is enough for him to know that you need help

He keep you close and ask you softly what happen, but if you can't or don't want to talk its fine, he will hug you with such gentle and love while whispering words of reasure, even peting you head softly. Isogai will wait all the time you need to calm down, and after you do the first thing he do is ask you how are you feeling, if it hurt somewhere and if you need something, maybe some water or a snack

He will never judge you neither get bother for your panic attacks, Isogai is a really caring person and he is used to take care of his little siblings so he have no problem to take care of you when you need it (he actually loves to do it)

He really worries about you so he will search about the topic in hope to find a reason of why you have those panic attacks so suddenly and how to help you, also he will ask you what you know about it, what helps you calm down and what trigger you, he will even ask your opinion first before trying something new

He may not pass as much time as he want with you since he has to take care of his siblings and has a job, but he always asure you that if you need him you can always text or call him, and you can even go to see him in his house or job if you really need him

Ryoma Terasaka

Is a surprise that the two of you are together and some in the class will use this oportunity to tease the hell of him for it, but he is really happy to be with you

Terasaka isn't the best with feelings, he have problem with expresing them, but he truly care for you and he doesn't want anything bad to happen to you

Whenever he sees you sad or worried he feel a little frustrated for not knowing what to do to help you so he relay more in physical affection, hugging you (or even just putting his arm around your shoulders) making a comment of how you shouldn't been worring too much

If you decide to tell him he will heard you carefuly and will make an effort to understand what you are telling him, but he may don't fully get it, and he will say it to you right away, he doesn't want to lie to you so he will tell you that he didn't fully understand but you have his fully support for everything, so if you need his help you just need to say it

Even so, he will take the topic really serious, maybe he doesn't understand but this is important to you so is important to him too. He will makes sure to search about the topic, he doesn't want to not be able to help you when you need it

The first time he sees you having a panic attack he panic too, mostly becouse he is scare of something happening to you and he doesn't fully know how to help you (but if you didn't tell him before then that will make him even more worried), he knows he need to help you so he decided to do it by catching your attention, even putting his hands in your cheeks to make you look at him (gently, the last thing he wants is to hurt you) and reasure you that everything will be fine, maybe it wasn't the best course of action but is the best he can do, besides he's good with words in his own way

When you finally manage to calm down Terasaka apologize to you for not being able to do more for you (if you tell him that he actually helped you he will feel better about it), and will get more serious and ask you about it again, this time wanting to know how to help you

He wants to know all he can, from when you suffer this (if you had those attack since a long ago that will surprise him and make him feel a little frustrated for knowing that you have been suffering so much), how often and what triggered you (if you don't know, it's fine, but it will make him a little more frustrated just becouse that makes more difficult to prevent them), but mainly how to help you

For a while he doesn't let his guard down and be attentive to you in hopes to help you to even prevent them, at least until he get used to and even learn to notice when you start having one

He is shy to admit it but he likes taking care of you, he hates seeing you in so much stress so whenever he is able to help you he feels really good with himself

Terasaka grows quite protective over you and won't tolerate anyone talking bad about you or your condition, he is quickly to stand up for you, and if someone actually cause you a panic attack in purpose he will be really angry at that person, and they won't be able to get away with it

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majakkie · 2 years

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Made a complete class 3E seating map

If anyone else is still in assclass fandom....only me okay

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drop-the-curtain-123 · 4 months

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NAMES OF SIBLINGS: CLASS E

NOTE: doesn’t include Kurahashi and Mimura’s retconned (mentioned in one extra material, then not) brother(s).

Please credit me if you use my name ideas! I'd love to see what content you do with it :)

Hope you like it! I am open to feedback, questions if any, (about the themes™ or something else) and opinions. I'd love to talk more about my work.

Click on "ref." to see what the name is, well, referencing! it's a lot of Wikipedia nods and research from me.

ISOGAI (磯貝) Yuuma (悠馬)

Mother: Yukie (幸栄 "happiness, prosperous")

Younger brother, 6: Yutaka (裕 “affluence”)

Sister, 6 (twins): Yuko (裕子, latter meaning “abundance”)

OKAJIMA (岡島) Taiga (大河)

Older brother, 16: Takumi (匠海 “sea, craftsman” as Taiga means “river”)

OKANO (岡野) Hinata (ひなた)

Older brother, 17: Sora (そら “blue sky”, as Hinata means "sunny place")

Younger brother, 10: Haruki (はるき “spring, radiance” to keep up the theme)

KATAOKA (片岡) Megu (メグ)

Father: Ken (健 “strength” versatility in both Japanese and English)

Mother: Valérie (ヴァレリ “valuable, strong”) Durack (デュラック ref.)

Older brother, 24ish: Jo (譲 “transfer” as Megu is also a JPN/ENG name)

KANZAKI (神崎) Yukiko (有希子)

Older brother, 19ish: Nobushige “Nobu” (陳重, “Father of japanese civil law” ref.)

(or Nobuyoshi 信義 “faith, justice” ref.)

KIMURA (木村) Masayoshi (正義)

Younger brother, 11: Brave (勇気) (canon name)

SUGAYA (菅谷) “Sosuke” (創介)

Father, 65: Isamu (勇 ref.)

Mother, 60: Setsuko (節子 ref.)

Sister, 30: Fuku (譜矩 “music sheet”, “carpenters square” ref.)

Chosen name: Aya (彩 “coloring”)

SUGINO (杉野) Tomohito (友人)

Younger brother, 10: Ichirou (朗 ref. who is mentioned by Tomohito in this)

TAKEBAYASHI (竹林) Kotarou (孝太郎)

Oldest brother, 25: Kohei (孝平, “filial piety”, like Kotarou, “flat”)

Older brother, 22: Koichi (耕, “cultivate” same “Ko” syllable as his brothers)

CHIBA (千葉) Ryuunosuke (龍之介) name credits from @fumiko-matsubara post!

Older sister, 18: Rena (れな “beautiful”)

Younger sister, 12: Kohaku (琥珀 “amber, jewelled”)

Youngest sister, 7: Yuko (優子 “tender, child”)

TERASAKA (寺坂) Ryouma (竜馬)

Younger sister, 5ish: Ryoko (竜子 “dragon” (like her brother) “child”)

NAKAMURA (中村) Rio (莉桜)

Older brother, 20: Ren (蓮 “lotus” as Rio means "jasmine" and "cherry blossom")

HARA (原) Sumire (寿美鈴)

Father: Suzuo (鈴雄 “bell” (same kanji as Sumire), “male”)

Mother, from Shimane: Emiko (恵美子 “blessing, beauty (same kanji as Sumire), child”)

Younger brother, 9ish: Toshiki (寿樹 “longevity” (same kanji as Sumire), “trees”)

(or Susumu (進 “advance”))

Youngest brother, 6ish: Kazuma (寿馬 “longevity” (same kanji as Sumire) “horse”)

FUWA (不破) Yuzuki (優月) (from @xx0social-anxiety0xx)

Older brother: Minato (湊, ref.)

MAEHARA (前原) Hiroto (陽斗) (names from @maeiso-trash post, i just picked the kanji)

Oldest sister, 19: Mizuki (美月 “moon, beautiful” as Hiroto means sun)

Older sister, 17: Kiyoko (喜洋子 “rejoice, ocean child” as her siblings mean sun/moon)

MIMURA (三村) Kouki (航輝)

Mother: Wakana/ (和可女 “harmony, capable, woman”)

or Tomoe (知永 “eternity, wisdom”)

MIYAKE (三宅 “three house”, from Okayama prefecture)

MURAMATSU (村松) Takuya (拓哉) ref.

Younger brother, 12: Sho (翔 ref., keeping the “JOHNNY oshi” theme)

YADA (矢田) Touka (桃花)

Younger brother, 9: Kentaro (健太朗 “healthy/strength, plump, cheerful”)

YOSHIDA (吉田) Taisei (大成) ref.

Mother: Sokhna (ソクナ “woman, wife”) N’Diaye (ンジャイ)

Father: Shigeo (重夫 “ ref.)

Older Sister, 20: Tomoko (とも子 “friend, child” ref.)

RITSU (律)

Older sister/prototype: Første Artillerimodell (F.A.Mo)

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luna-loner · 1 year

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Hmm, if you still ship it, how about 002 for SugiKano (though, not all of them can be answered, huh? ^^;)? If not and/or as a bonus, KaruMana/KarmaNami? You seem real excited for the week, so here’s another chance to talk about it in the meanwhile.

Yay! Thorn's here!

Of course I still ship it, I just don't talk about it or any other ships because my mind is mostly focused on Gakuyuki. Due to recent events though, Karmanami is top priority, hence why we'll be doing both.

Suginkano

When I started shipping them: I think it was like a day after @blueberry-4 told me she shipped them. Rarepairs have a habit of occupying my mind rent free for a considerable period of time, but you already know that, my dear friend 😅

My thoughts: I can't believe I never thought of shipping them prior to meet Blue. They're perfect for each other. They have a lot in common, like sports, one-sided crushes, love chicken (which you pointed out to me, Thorn), etc... but have enough differences to balance things out. It's especially great for Okano, not only because she deserves someone to treat her right after the Valentine fiasco with Maehara, but also because I can see Sugino aiding in her growth.

For example, I can see Sugino praising and complimenting her skills whenever they hang out and play sports (We're at friendship stage here) He may not realize how impactful his words are, how they provide validation for her hobbies and interests. This alone won't diminishes her insecurity about being "unfeminine", but it does help, and Okano will gradually learn she doesn't need to change herself for others or to fit the mold.

What makes me happy about them: All the possible cute moments and scenarios, the chance for them to be with someone after their one-sided crushes, the height difference, the blue and pink combo, and the fact this ship can work both platonically and romantically.

What makes me sad about them: That they barely interacted.

Things done in fanfic that annoy me: No fanfics so no answer. Instead, I'll tell you about the things I did in my own fanfics that annoyed me:

Alot of times, I had Sugino tease Okano and her respond with anger in true tsundere fashion. It was funny at first, but then I felt it was too OOC for Sugino. I don't think he's above teasing, but he wouldn't tease someone just to get a reaction. Since then, I toned it down, and even outright abandoned it. He'd still tease her, but very lightly and she either teases him back, or playfully swats/kicks him with a smile on her face.

Things I look for in a fanfic: Good characterization.

My wishlist: For them to move on from their crushes and just be happy.

Who I'd be comfortable them dating with, if not each other: Kurahashi for Sugino and Kimura for Okano. Basically, my old ships for them pre-Sugikano, or OCs (for Next Gen purposes...)

My happily ever after for them: They get married and have kids and a dog.

Karmanami

When I started shipping them: From the begining, right after episode 8.

My thoughts: The delinquent x nerd dynamic what sold me on the this ship. It's endearing to picture Karma being the first to fall in love, but can't bring himself to confess, but he hangs out more often with Okuda as a result.

What makes me happy about them: How Karma trusts Okuda enough to let his guard down around her. It's this honest and open nature that prevents the chances of conflicts between them. I also love how Karma prompted Okuda to improve her skills, even if it was for nefarious puposes...

What makes me sad about them: That they never became canon.

Things done in fanfic that annoy me: Nothing, actually. I've read my fair share of bad Karmanami fics, but they were mostly crack. Overall, I liked what I've read for this ship.

Things I look for in a fanfic: Nothing in particular, maybe more of Okuda unintentionally flustering Karma.

My wishlist: For them to keep in touch even after graduation, showing that even after years, they still have the easiest boy-girl relationship.

My happily ever after for them: They get married and start a family.

#now I'm in the mood for making Sugikano content. thanks Thorn #assassination classroom #ansatsu kyoushitsu #sugino tomohito #tomohito sugino #okano hinata #hinata okano #akabane karma #karma akabane #okuda manami #manami okuda #sugikano #karmanami #karumana #asks #o0o0thorn0o0o

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morallygreyvigilante · 2 years

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Fun Group 4 mental image I forgot to share a while ago:

One of the other students was looking for them for whatever reason and found all six chilling in the same room.

Karma's just casually discussing the best spices to use for torture purposes to whoever's listening.

Nagisa's just nodding along while he inspects one of his knives (snek boi with a knife collection is a headcanon I won't be dropping any time soon).

Okuda's adding her own comments to the conversation while also casually experimenting with chemicals that she definitely didn't enter the room with.

Sugino's tossing baseballs at Kayano, who is throwing them back with her tentacles (in an AU where it would be safe for her to keep them).

Kayano is also researching pudding recipes while they're doing this.

And Kanzaki is just smiling in the background while absolutely wrecking people in some online game.

The person who came to look for them just wordlessly backs out the door.

#assassination classroom #ansatsu kyoushitsu #group 4 #karma akabane #akabane karma #nagisa shiota #shiota nagisa #manami okuda #okuda manami #tomohito sugino #sugino tomohito #kaede kayano #kayano kaede #yukiko kanzaki #kanzaki yukiko

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sugismells · 2 years

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drew the kiddos whos birthdays i missed last month :')

i found it harder to pose the guys so i just didnt draw full bodies of them 😭

#assassination classroom #assclass #ansatsu kyoushitsu #taisei yoshida #yoshida taisei #tomohito sugino #sugino tomohito #rio nakamura #nakamura rio #takuya muramatsu #muramatsu takuya #art #my art #noxxie art???#why is the quality ass 💀

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ao3feed-assassin-class · 1 month

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#AO3 Link #FanFiction #AO3 Karma #♦#Karma Akabane #Nagisa Shiota #Sugino Tomohito #R:G #A:Xiaoshrimp #ABO AU #March 2024

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thy-spicy-orange · 1 year

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I'll let you ramble about any ideas you wanted to see in AssClass, especially character exploration.

Ohhhh! Okay okay!

Well for one, and this is just a quick obvious one, the main campus’s students.

I talk about this all the time, but they were so underused. It could’ve been interesting to explore the grasp the prinicpal had on them, the pressure of being on top and sacrificing your morals to get there and stay there. Missed opportunity I tell you.

Another one is the students thoughts on Korosensei being an assassin. I feel like everyone kind of just accepted it, moved on a bit to quickly. I wish we could’ve seen students grappling with this teacher who helped them so much throughout the year being a merciless killer.

Outside of these two things I can’t really think of much? Maybe the way child abuse (in all it’s facets) was handlers in the show, specifically Nagisa and Shuu. But that’s more of a fandom wide issue everyone can agree on!

In terms of character exploration I’d like to have seen more student dynamics between side characters. We had like our main group (Nagisa, Karma, Kayano, and sometimes Rio, Isogai, and Okuda) but I would’ve liked to see more different group dynamics.

I also wish we could’ve gotten more Five Virtuosos, but again everyone who follows my blog or has seen my posts about them knows that.

#assasination classroom #ansatsu kyoushitsu #asano gakushuu #gakushuu asano #akabane karma #karma akabane #nagisa shiota #rio nakamura #kayano kaede #yuuma isogai #sugino tomohito #manami okuda #korosensei

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fumiko-matsubara · 8 months

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE AUGUST VIRGO TRIPLETS!! 🎉🎂

Cuz nothing's more iconic than having 3 consecutive birthdays with your classmates lol

#i found out that the summer uniforms also have those black trimmings at the bottom thanks to muramatsu lmao #assassination classroom #ansatsu kyoushitsu #assclass #sugino tomohito #tomohito sugino #nakamura rio #rio nakamura #muramatsu takuya #takuya muramatsu #my art #art #digital art #my illustration #happy birthday #august 23 #august 24 #august 25

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lucario765g · 6 months

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Karma: I hardly slept last night. Did you sleep well last night?

Nagisa: No, I didn't sleep well last night either. But I have read somewhere that, when you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.

Karma: Who would be thinking about us at 3AM?

Nagisa:

Karma:

Sugino: [panics]

#source: unknown #incorrect quotes #assassination classroom #ansatsu kyoushitsu #karma akabane #akabane karma #nagisa shiota #shiota nagisa #tomohito sugino #sugino tomohito #sugikaru #sugino x karma #tomohito sugino x karma akabane #suginagi #sugino x nagisa #tomohito sugino x nagisa shiota

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creoterative · 2 years

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Terasaka Gang Incorrect Quotes

I’ve always loved this Anime so much, I recently watched it again and thought I’d make this with my favorite part of the whole show - the gang of my favorite boy in the whole show. Enjoy this collection of chaos xD

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Terasaka: Nothing in life is free. Muramatsu: Love is free! Yoshida: Adventure is free. Hazama: Knowledge is free. Itona: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Terasaka: Bye Muramatsu! Bye Yoshida! Bye Hazama! Bye Itona! Bye Muramatsu! Yoshida: You said ‘bye Muramatsu’ twice. Terasaka: I like Muramatsu.

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Terasaka: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Muramatsu: Rude. Yoshida: That’s fair. Hazama: Not again. Itona: Are you going to want this back?

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Itona: What does 'take out' mean? Muramatsu: Food. Yoshida: Dating Hazama: Murder Terasaka: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Terasaka: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Muramatsu: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Terasaka: Three of us saw it, Muramatsu. How do you explain that? Muramatsu: *points at Yoshida* Sleep deprivation. *points at Hazama* Paranoia. *points at Itona* Delusional personality disorder.

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Terasaka: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Muramatsu: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Yoshida: I recorded the dumb stuff. Itona: I joined in on the dumb stuff. Hazama: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Terasaka: Where's Muramatsu, Yoshida, and Hazama? Itona: They're playing hide and seek. Terasaka: Where? Itona: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Terasaka: I’m an idiot. Muramatsu: Yoshida: Hazama: Itona: Terasaka: Muramatsu: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Terasaka: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Muramatsu: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies Itona: Socks are Feetie Heaties Yoshida: Forks are Stabby Grabbies Muramatsu: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties Itona: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies Yoshida: Stamps are Lickie Stickies Hazama, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Terasaka: What’s something you guys are better than Muramatsu at? Yoshida: Mario Kart. Hazama: Yeah, video games. Itona: Emotional vulnerability.

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Terasaka: Raisins. It's nature's candy.

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Hazama: I'm going to be an adult in 4 years and I only have a vague idea of what I'm going to do. Muramatsu: I’m gonna be an adult in less than a year and I don’t know what I’m doing with my life. Terasaka: I'm with you there... Yoshida: I'm an adult and I don't know what I'm doing with my life. Itona: Three types of people.

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Hazama: Look guys, I need help. Terasaka: Love help? Muramatsu: Financial help? Yoshida: Emotional help? Itona: Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Itona* Itona: What?

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Muramatsu: Are we really going to keep Itona? Terasaka: We kept Hazama

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Terasaka: You're a lying piece of shit! Yoshida: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Muramatsu: I'm leaving and I'm taking Hazama with me! Itona, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

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Hazama: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Terasaka, Yoshida, Itona, and Muramatsu: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

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Terasaka: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK. Yoshida: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG. Terasaka: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO. Itona: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins. Muramatsu: Looks like someone's a HO. Yoshida: NaBrO. Hazama: I'm done with all of you.

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Hazama: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Muramatsu: 'Prettiest Smile' Yoshida: 'Nicest Personality' Terasaka: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Itona: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Terasaka: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Muramatsu: Several traffic violations. Yoshida: Three counts of resisting arrest. Hazama: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Itona: Also, that’s not our car.

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Terasaka: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need! Hazama: To the city? Terasaka: Yeah, no matter what! Itona: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly? Terasaka: I... I don't know! Muramatsu: Oh come off it, be serious! Terasaka: I am serious! Muramatsu: You're insane! Yoshida: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved! Everyone: Terasaka: What??? Yoshida: Or maybe it was a basset hound! Muramatsu, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

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Yoshida: Good morning. Muramatsu: Good morning. Itona: Good morning. Hazama: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Terasaka: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Terasaka, trying to convince Itona to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong! Muramatsu: And loud! Yoshida: And grumpy! Hazama: And oblivious to reality! Itona:

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Terasaka: You know what I learned from my friendship with Hazama? Yoshida: There’s no such thing as too mean? Itona: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them? Muramatsu: Always hold a grudge?

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Yoshida: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Yoshida, to Muramatsu: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Terasaka, to Itona: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Hazama: There are two types of people.

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Terasaka: Uh, Muramatsu? Itona is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof. Muramatsu: What? Hazama: I think he meant, Itona is drowning. Muramatsu: WHAT?! *Meanwhile* Itona: *is drowning* Yoshida: OH MY GOD, ITONA! KEEP SWIMMING! Itona: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks* Yoshida: ITONA!

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Hazama: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Itona: ... Your what? Hazama: My friends. Yoshida: Is she saying “friends”? Muramatsu: I think she's being sarcastic. Terasaka: No, no, no, this is delirium, she's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Hazama! All of your friends are in this room.

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Terasaka: Anyone d- Hazama: Depressed? Muramatsu: Drained? Yoshida: Dumb? Itona: Disliked? Terasaka: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

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*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered* Itona: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer? Hazama: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine. Terasaka: What about Yoshida? Nobody ever suspects Yoshida! Yoshida: Well what about Muramatsu? He has a gun! Muramatsu: Itona has a knife. Itona: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Terasaka in the arm*

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Yoshida: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange? Muramatsu: Which came first, the orange or the orange? Itona: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago. Hazama: What was the color called before then? Terasaka: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

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Itona: Terasaka is late again. Muramatsu: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11. Yoshida: I printed up a fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon. Hazama: I set his clock to say PM when it’s really AM. Itona: Oh boy. We may have overdone it. *Terasaka bursts through the door* Terasaka: WHAT TIME IS IT?

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Itona: How do you connect with a fictional character? Yoshida: What? Terasaka: What? Muramatsu: What? Hazama: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.

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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing* Yoshida: Would never stab anyone. Muramatsu: Would stab someone in retaliation. Terasaka: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first. Hazama: Would stab without warning. Itona: Would stab as a warning.

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Hazama: Where’s Terasaka? Yoshida: Doing stuff. Hazama: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Muramatsu? Yoshida: Trying to stop Terasaka from doing the stuff. Hazama: And Itona? Yoshida: Trying to stop Muramatsu from stopping Terasaka from doing the stuff. Hazama: I see. And what are you doing here, Yoshida? Yoshida: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Itona from stopping Muramatsu from stopping Terasaka from doing the stuff.

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Terasaka: I give up. I am so tired. Muramatsu: Get the emergency supply! Yoshida: *carries Hazama and places her in front of Terasaka* Hazama: *smiles* Terasaka: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

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Itona: Is stabbing someone immoral? Muramatsu: Not if they consent to it. Hazama: Depends on who your stabbing. Terasaka: YES??!!?

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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. Terasaka, with Yoshida and Hazama behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes…three. Terasaka: Oh, my God— What the fuck!? Police: Wha- Terasaka: Muramatsu FUCKING FELL OFF!

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Hazama, watching Terasaka & Yoshida panic : What's going on? Muramatsu: Terasaka is having a midlife crisis and Yoshida is just having a crisis.

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Muramatsu: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now. Yoshida: Uh, Terasaka and Hazama are not getting along. Muramatsu: They’re not trying to kill each other. Yoshida: You may have a point.

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Muramatsu: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Yoshida: Weight loss? Drink water. Terasaka: Clear skin? Drink water. Hazama: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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Hazama: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Muramatsu: *crouches down* Yoshida: *kneels down* Terasaka: *sits on the floor* Hazama: Hazama: I hate all of you.

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Terasaka: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Muramatsu: No, that's not how you make cookies. Itona: FLOOR IT!! Terasaka: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? Muramatsu: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN- Terasaka: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Yoshida: DO IT! Muramatsu: NO-

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Yoshida: My stomach growled super loud in French. Yoshida: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class. Muramatsu: Bonjour. Terasaka: Le growl. Hazama: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

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Yoshida: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. Hazama: Well, that was entirely predictable. Yoshida: One of them punched a gang member. Hazama:Terasaka? Yoshida: Itona, actually. Hazama: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

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*The gang when they drop food on the floor* Yoshida: Aw man. *Throws it away* Terasaka: Five second rule! Hazama: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor* Muramatsu: *Sobs on the floor*

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Hazama: What if people had food names and food had people names? Terasaka: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Hazama for dinner. Yoshida: What is wrong with you people? Muramatsu: Shut up, chocolate.

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Muramatsu: Oh god, she texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Terasaka. She's mad at you. Terasaka: No, it's Hazama. She's just being gramatically correct! *meanwhile* Hazama: And then I used a period so he'd know that I'm mad at him. Yoshida: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'. Hazama: I stand by my choice.

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Sugino: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Kanzaki: You are my reward. *meanwhile* Hazama: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Terasaka: True, you can be really difficult at times.

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Yoshida: What’s up with Terasaka? He's been laying on the floor for like….an hour now? Muramatsu: He's just a little overwhelmed. Yoshida: Why? Muramatsu: Hazama smiled at him.

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Terasaka: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Muramatsu: Have everyone stand. Yoshida: Bring three more chairs! Hazama: The most important ones can sit down. Itona: Kill three.

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Terasaka: Yo is Hazama sleeping or dead? Muramatsu: Hopefully dead, I hated her guts. Yoshida: Yeah, so did I. Hazama: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Terasaka: How did none of you hear what I just said? Muramatsu: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Yoshida: I got distracted about halfway through. Hazama: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Terasaka: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Muramatsu: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Yoshida: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Hazama: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Terasaka, about Itona: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Yoshida: Are we stealing them? Hazama: New or used? Terasaka: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Terasaka: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys. Muramatsu: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap! Yoshida: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!! Hazama: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting. Terasaka: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Terasaka: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? Muramatsu: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Yoshida? Yoshida: Probably “road work ahead”. Hazama: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Terasaka: Everyone, synchronize your watches. Muramatsu: I don’t know how to do that. Yoshida: I don’t wear a watch. Hazama: Time is a construct.

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Terasaka, setting down a card: Ace of spades Muramatsu, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Yoshida, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Hazama, trembling: What are we playing

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Terasaka: I think we're missing something. Muramatsu: Teamwork? Yoshida: Cohesion? Hazama: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Hazama: You’re just being paranoid. Again. Terasaka: When have I been paranoid? Hazama: Um, when you first met Yoshida you thought he was an undercover cop…? Terasaka: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera! Hazama: And last year you were sure Muramatsu was a mermaid! Terasaka: He hates wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?! *Later, when Terasaka’s theory is proven wrong* Hazama: Do you have anything to say for yourself? Terasaka: I still think Muramatsu is a mermaid.

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Hazama: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out. Muramatsu: Fucking Terasaka and Yoshida were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

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Terasaka: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Terasaka: *aggressively throws water bottles* Muramatsu: Uh... what's up with him? Hazama: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Terasaka: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Yoshida, crying: It's working.

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Yoshida: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Terasaka: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Yoshida: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Terasaka: But I heard a siren. Hazama: That was Muramatsu. Muramatsu: Sorry, I got nervous.

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Terasaka: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Muramatsu: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Yoshida: A realist sees a freight train. Hazama: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Yoshida, teaching Muramatsu to drive: Okay, you're driving and Hazama and Terasaka walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? Muramatsu: Oh, definitely Terasaka. I could never hurt Hazama. Yoshida, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

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Yoshida: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Terasaka: Strong. Muramatsu: Weak. Hazama: An idiot, is what your are.

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Hazama: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. Terasaka: The cow?? Hazama: What? Muramatsu: Terasaka, W H Y?

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Hazama, watching Yoshida and Muramatsu fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? Terasaka, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other. Hazama: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three? Yoshida: Terasaka. Muramatsu: Terasaka. Terasaka: Me.

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Yoshida: We call that a traumatic experience. Yoshida, turning to Itona: Not a "bruh moment". Yoshida, turning to Hazama: Not "sadge". Yoshida, turning to Terasaka: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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Yoshida: Where the devil is Hazama? Muramatsu: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe she melted? Terasaka: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

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*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy* Yoshida: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing? Terasaka: No, Yoshida. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs. Yoshida: No, that’s not part of it— Terasaka: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there? Hazama: I would want to live with no legs. Terasaka: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Hazama. You don’t do anything. Yoshida: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him. *Terasaka pumps frantically* Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute. Terasaka: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour? Muramatsu: How’s that gonna help you? Terasaka: I will divide and then count to it. Muramatsu: Right. Yoshida: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song? Terasaka: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.

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Muramatsu: How late were you up last night? Terasaka & Hazama, in tandem: Me? Muramatsu: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time. Muramatsu, to Yoshida: You.

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Terasaka: Hey Muramatsu, wanna third wheel on my date with Hazama tomorrow? Muramatsu: Sure. Terasaka: Yoshida! Wanna third wheel on my date with Hazama tomorrow? Terasaka: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date! Muramatsu & Yoshida: ... Hazama: Terasaka...

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Terasaka: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution. Hazama: You could lose a few. Yoshida: You could be less lazy. Muramatsu: Don’t be such a bitch. Terasaka: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

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Muramatsu: I told Yoshida to grab snacks for everyone. Terasaka, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? *Muramatsu, Yoshida, Itona, and Hazama raise their hands*

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Yoshida: *about Hazama and Terasaka* They make a cute couple, huh? Muramatsu: They certainly are standing next to each other.

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Terasaka: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Itona: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia. Hazama: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. Yoshida: You guys are fucking terrifying.

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Muramatsu: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS! Hazama: And here we have a capitalist. Yoshida: Did you just- Terasaka: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

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Hazama, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Yoshida, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Muramatsu, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Terasaka, appalled: Call the exorcist.

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Muramatsu: I just want someone to take me out. Yoshida: On a date? Hazama: With a sniper gun? Terasaka: Both if you're not a coward.

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Muramatsu, Yoshida & Hazama: *screaming* Terasaka: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Hazama?! Muramatsu: Wait, why are you asking Hazama that when Yoshida and I are also here? Terasaka: Because Hazama wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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