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Naomi Osaka & Levi’s Summer Denim Selection is So Amazing

Naomi Osaka & Levi’s Summer Denim Selection is So Amazing

Tennis celebrity Naomi Osaka is again for the new Levi’s x Naomi Osaka summer 2022 denim marketing campaign. The layouts include five new pieces that were being dependent on sketches that were being carried out by Naomi herself. They aspect contrasting denim washes as effectively as a perform on proportions. The athlete demonstrates distinct sides of her identity for the denim pieces. Relevant:…

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Is antitrust anti-labor?

If you find the word “antitrust” has a dusty, old-fashioned feel, that’s only to be expected — after all, the word has its origins in the late 19th century, when the first billionaire was created: John D Rockefeller, who formed a “trust” with his oil industry competitors, through which they all agreed to stop competing with one another so they could concentrate on extracting more from their workers and their customers.

If you’d like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here’s a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/04/14/aiming-at-dollars/#not-men

Trusts were an incredibly successful business structure. A bunch of competing companies would be sold to a new holding company (“the trust”), and the owners of those old standalone companies would get stock in this new trust. The trust would operate as a single entity, hiking prices and suppressing wages. If anyone tried fight the trust with a new, independent company, the trust could freeze them out, by selling goods below cost, or by doing exclusive deals with key suppliers and customers, or both. Once a trust sewed up an industry, no one could compete. The trust barons were rulers for life.

The first successful trust was Rockefeller’s Standard Oil, which amassed a 90% share of all US oil. Other “capitalists” got in on the game, forming the Cotton Seed Oil Trust (75% market share), the Sugar Trust (85%). Then came the Whiskey Trust and the Beef Trust. America was becoming a planned economy, run by a handful of unelected “industrialists” with lifetime appointments and the power to choose their successors.

A century after overthrowing the King, America had new kings: “kings over the production, transportation and sale of the necessities of life”. That’s how Senator John Sherman described the situation in 1890, when he was campaigning for the passage of the Sherman Act, the first “anti-trust” act. The Sherman Act wasn’t the first time American lawmakers tried to protect competition, but it was the first law passed after the failure of competition law led to the hijacking of the nation by people Sherman called the “autocrats of trade.”

https://marker.medium.com/we-should-not-endure-a-king-dfef34628153

The Sherman Act — and its successors, like the Clayton Act, are landmark laws in that they explicitly seek to protect workers and customers from corporate power. Antitrust is about making sure that no corporation gets so powerful that it’s too big to fail, nor too big to jail — that a company can’t get so big that it subverts the political process, capturing its own regulators:

https://doctorow.medium.com/small-government-fd5870a9462e

If American workers are derided as “temporarily embarrassed millionaires” who won’t join the fight against the rich because they assume they’ll soon join their ranks, then the American rich are “temporarily embarrassed aristocrats” who would welcome hereditary rule, provided they got to found one of the noble families. The goal of the American elite has always been to create a vast and durable dynasty, wealth so vast and well-insulated that even the most Habsburg-jawed failson can’t piss it away.

The American elite has always hated antitrust. In the 1980s, Ronald Reagan, abetted by Robert Bork and his co-conspirators at the Chicago School of Economics gutted antitrust through something called the “consumer welfare standard,” which ended anti-monopoly enforcement except in instances where price hikes could be directly and unarguably attributed to market power, which is, basically, never.

It’s been 40 years since Reagan took antitrust out behind the Lincoln Monument and shot it in the guts, and America has turned into the kind of aristocratic kleptocracy that Sherman railed against, where “great families” control the nation’s wealth and politics and even its Supreme Court judges:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/04/06/clarence-thomas/#harlan-crow

Anything that can’t go on forever will eventually stop. Monopoly threatens the living standards, health, freedom and prosperity of nearly every person in America. The undeniable enshittification of the country by its guillotine-ready finance ghouls, tech bros and pharma profiteers has led to a resurgence in antitrust, and a complete renewal of the @FTC and @JusticeATR:

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2021/08/party-its-1979-og-antitrust-back-baby

Key to the new and vibrant FTC is Commissioner Alvaro Bedoya, who, along with Commissioner  Rebecca SlaughterFTC and Chairwoman Lina Khan, is part of the Democratic majority on the Commission. Bedoya has a background in tech and privacy and civil rights, and is a longtime advocate against predatory finance. He’s also a law professor and a sprightly scholarly writer.

Earlier this week, Bedoya gave a prepared speech for the Utah Project on Antitrust and Consumer Protection conference, entitled “Aiming at Dollars, Not Men.” It’s a banger:

https://www.ftc.gov/system/files/ftc_gov/pdf/bedoya-aiming-dollars-not-men.pdf

Criticisms of the new antitrust don’t just come from America’s oligarchs — the labor movement is skeptical of antitrust as well, and with good cause. Antitrust law prohibits collusion among businesses to raise prices, and at many junctures since the passage of the Sherman Act, judges have willfully perverted antitrust to punish labor organizers, treating workers demanding better working conditions as if they were Rockefeller and his cronies conspiring to raise prices.

This is the subject of Bedoya’s speech, whose transcript is painstakingly footnoted, and whose text makes it crystal clear that this is not what antitrust is for, and we should not tolerate its perversion in service to crushing worker power. The title comes from a 1914 remark by Democratic Congressman Thomas Konop, who said, of antitrust: “We are aiming at the gigantic trusts and combinations of capital and not at associations of men for the betterment of their condition. We are aiming at the dollars and not at men.”

Konop was arguing for the passage of the Clayton Act, a successor to the Sherman Act, which was passed in part because judges refused to enforce the Sherman Act according to its plain language and its legislative intent, and kept using it against workers. In 1892, two years after the Sherman Act’s passage, it was used to crush the New Orleans General Strike, an interracial uprising against labor exploitation from longshoremen to printers to carpenters to hearse drivers.

Bosses went to a federal judge asking for an injunction against the strike. Though the judge admitted that the Sherman Act was designed to fight “the evils of massed capital,” he still issued the injunction.

The Sherman Act was used to clobber the Pullman Porters union, which organized Black workers who served on the Pullman cars on America’s railroads. The workers struck in 1894, after a 25% wage-cut, and they complained that they could no longer afford to eat and feed their families, so George Pullman fired them all. The workers struck, led by Eugene Debs. Pullman argued that the strike violated the Sherman Act. The Supreme Court voted 9:0 for Pullman, ordered the strike called off, and put Debs in prison.

In 1902, mercury-sickened hatters in Danbury, CT demanded better working conditions — after just a few years on the job, hatters would be disabled for life with mercury poisoning, with such bad tremors they couldn’t even feed themselves. 250 hatters at the DE Loewe company tried to unionize. Loewe sued them under the Sherman Act, and went to the Supreme Court, who awarded Loewe $6.8m in today’s money, which allowed Loewe to seize his former workers’ homes.

This is what sent Congress back to the drawing board to pass the Clayton Act. Though the Sherman Act was clear that it was about trustbusting, the courts kept interpreting it as a charter for union-busting. The Clayton Act explicitly permits workers to form unions, call for boycotts, and to organize sympathy strikes.

They made all this abundantly clear: writing in language so plain that judges had to understand the legislative intent. And yet…judges still managed to misread the Clayton Act, using it to block 2,100 strikes in the 1920s. It appears that passing the Clayton Act did not save a single strike that would have been killed by the bad (and bad faith) Sherman Act precedents that led to the Clayton Act in the first place.

The extent to which greedy bosses used the Clayton Act to attack their workers is genuinely ghastly. Bedoya describes one coal strike, against the Red Jacket Coal Company of Mingo, WV. The mine’s profits had grown by 600%, but workers’ wages weren’t keeping up with inflation. The miners sought a raise of $0.10 on the $0.66 they got paid for ever carload of coal they mined. The company didn’t even pay the workers with real money — just “company scrip”: coupons that could only be spent at the company store. Red Jacket gave its workers a $0.09/car raise — and raised prices at the company store by $0.25/item.

The workers struck, Red Jacket sued. The Fourth Circuit refused to apply the Clayton Act, following a precedent from a case called Duplex Printing that held that the Clayton Act only applied to people who stood “in the proximate relation of employer and employee.”

Congress was pissed. They passed the Norris-LaGuardia Act of 1932, with LaGuardia spitting about judges who “willfully disobeyed the law…emasculating it, taking out the meaning intended by Congress, making the law absolutely destructive of Congress’s intent.” Norris-LaGuardia creates an antitrust exemption for labor that applies “regardless of whether the disputants stand in the proximate relation of employer and employee.” So, basically: “CONGRESS TO JUDGES, GET BENT.”

And yet, judges still found ways to use antitrust as a cudgel to beat up workers. In Columbia River Packers, the court held that fishermen weren’t protected by the exemption for workers, because they were selling “commodities” (e.g. fish) not their labor. Presumably, the fish just leapt into the boats without anyone doing any work.

The willingness of enforcers to misread antitrust continued down through the ages. In 1999, the FTC destroyed the hopes of the some of the country’s most abused workers: “independent” port truckers, who worked 80 hours/week and still couldn’t pay the bills. Truckers were only paid to move trailers around the ports, but they were required to do hours and hours of unpaid work — loading containers, hauling equipment for repair, all for free. The truckers tried to organize a union — and the FTC subpoenaed the organizers for an investigation of price-fixing.

But the problem wasn’t with the laws. It was with judges who set precedents that — as LaGuardia said, “willfully disobeyed the law…emasculating it, taking out the meaning intended by Congress, making the law absolutely destructive of Congress’s intent.”

Congress passed laws to strengthen workers and judges — temporarily embarrassed aristocrats — simply acted as if the law was intended to smash workers. But by 2016, judges had it figured out. That’s when jockeys at the Camarero racetrack in Canóvana, Puerto Rico went on strike, demanding pay parity with their mainland peers — Puerto Rican jockeys got $20 to risk their lives riding, a fifth of what riders on the mainland received.

Predictably, the horse owners and racetrack sued. The jockeys lost in the lower court, and the court ordered the jockeys to pay the owners and the track a million dollars. They even sued the jockeys’ spouses, so that they could go after their paychecks to get that million bucks.

The case went to the First Circuit appeals court and Judge Sandra Lynch said: you know what, it doesn’t matter if the jockeys are employers or contractors. It doesn’t matter if they sell a commodity or their labor. The jockeys have the right to strike, period. That’s what the Clayton Act says. She overturned the lower court and threw out the fines.

As Bedoya says, antitrust is “law written to rein in the oil trust, the sugar trust, the beef trust…the gigantic trusts and combinations of capital…dollars and not at men.” Congress made that plain, “not once, not twice, but three times, each time in a louder and clearer voice.”

Bedoya, part of the FTC’s Democratic majority, finishes: “Congress has made it clear that worker organizing and collective bargaining are not violations of the antitrust laws. When I vote, when I consider investigations and policy matters, that history will guide me.”

There's only three days left in the Kickstarter campaign for the audiobook of my next novel, a post-cyberpunk anti-finance finance thriller about Silicon Valley scams called Red Team Blues. Amazon's Audible refuses to carry my audiobooks because they're DRM free, but crowdfunding makes them possible.

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Help Mohammad's Family Evacuate from Gaza

“Over the past two years, my life journey has shifted from a tale of digital marketing success on social media platforms and Google to one marked by renewed challenges. Losing my job, along with essential equipment and contracts disrupted by internet outages, has set me back to square one, with a loss totaling around $3000. I’m Mohammed and this is my story.

Residing in Gaza, my family has weathered the storms of unjust wars and oppression. We had lost our home in the 2014 war, and after much difficulty in compensating for that loss, we faced a new setback in 2023 war on Gaza, losing everything we had recently acquired (our home, jobs and even our neighbourhood that had completely wiped out). We're now seven individuals without a real shelter, currently residing in displacement areas in the southern part of Gaza Strip that is unsuitable for living. We have no way even to return; everything is destroyed and we cannot even find away to stay alive! I spend my whole day thinking about my family and if we will survive this unbearable and unimaginable situation in this chaotic world. Hence, l started this crowdfunding campaign to help them out and find away to save their lives apart of the never-ending bombardments and military airplanes as my father needs an urgent treatment abroad after being injured in our house bombing. There are still fragments in his body that haven't been removed due to a lack of medical services and equipments.

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Israa, serving as both a STEM Lab Trainer and chemistry teacher, stands out in her ability to engage children in practical and enjoyable science education, guiding them through contemporary projects in artificial intelligence and evolution.

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WIP Wednesday - 10/11/23 (Closed) | New Kings AU

Nicky Klose was acclaimed for his work in pushing civil rights forward for the LGBT community and for his inclusive marketing campaigns. Husband of the CEO of a wildly successful marketing company who was the top marketer for the Industry stand-out for Fashion Allison Reynolds.

Allison's athletic casual lines were what people wore. Allison's high fashion lines were what people wanted to wear. She was a woman who could design it all and a personal designer for many household names (including, of course, her previous teammates especially and infamously Neil Josten).

Renee Walker followed in her mother's footsteps as a journalist. For years she had traveled the word doing volunteer work and helping in all of the places that no one else wished to go. The things she saw there catapulting her need to shine a light on what she had seen.

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My Secret Santa Project

This is my Secret Santa project for @sleepyrabbits You didn’t specify what characters you wanted, so here!! Take some Christmas Brinky fluff that I hope you enjoy!! Also, thank you so much for being one of my followers!!!!!!! It means so much to me and I couldn’t be happier!!! Enjoy your Christmas and I’m wishing you a happy new year too!!

Brain groaned for what felt like the 100th time, his temperament in its worst state it had been in quite a while. He sat crouched amongst the scattered blueprints and materials he had gathered to enact his most recent plan for world domination, which had failed in an elaborate fashion, again. The megalomaniac had hope that this plan would’ve been a smashing success, but, predictably, things soured rapidly.

This year’s Christmas plan had been to produce hypnotic cookies to sell in stores. The cookies would’ve flown off the shelves due to their cheap prices and Brain would have control of the world in an instant. Yes! Even if that hadn’t worked, Brain concocted a backup idea involving subliminal messaging in wrapping paper that said, “Obey Brain”. Surely having another plan in case of failure would guarantee success, right?

Wrong.

When Brain had tried to bake the cookies with the fluid needed to hypnotize the population, they had burned easily, and the treats tasted repulsive and dry, lacking any flavor. Even Pinky’s admittedly excellent baking skills couldn’t save the cookies from disaster. Brain ended up flying into a rage, tossing the dozens of baked goods in the trash can immediately after trying them. Pinky had attempted to comfort him, saying that they could always just make more, but Brain, rather than listen, just decided to execute plan two.

Which also failed. Even quicker than plan one.

Turns out, Acme Labs’s new high-tech printer was broken, and it wouldn’t be fixed until next week. Drat. After receiving that crushing news, Brain moved on to writing out the subliminal messages by hand, but the words he wrote were not hidden in the slightest. In fact, they were so obvious to the naked eye, that they couldn’t be classified as subliminal at all. This was not thought out well for possible hindrances such as a busted printer.

This year’s Christmas plans were by far the worst he’d ever assembled. Brain didn’t even reach the marketing phase for his cookies, despite that secretly being his favorite part of any “advertise something to the general public” scheme. It was enjoyable to spend some time with Pinky, where they could put their creative minds together to make an advertising campaign millions would remember.  And it wasn’t just because Pinky was his non-platonic partner now and Brain wanted to be close to him for an elongated period of time.

Definitely not that. At all.

The shorter mouse had retreated to his planning corner to sulk after the wrapping paper debacle. He needed to escape from all the woes and predicaments that were piling on top of him. He did find it rather odd that Pinky didn’t pursue him instantaneously, but it was a small blessing. Even though Brain really…tolerated Pinky, sometimes his lanky companion could prove a little overbearing for his mindset. This peaceful escape from the hassle of his newest plight was what he needed. Yet, he still felt miserable.

Another Christmas wasted on failed plans. Just like last year. And the year before.

Brain peered at the unorganized pile of blueprints that sat in front of him. He had made them for his Christmas cookie plan, but they went unused for the most part. Now, the paper just felt like it was taunting him. Invading his soul almost. Whispering to him negative thoughts about his recent disappointment.

You didn’t take over the world? How stupid are you?

You didn’t even manage to get to the execution stage!

You are pathetic!

Brain growled, way louder than he intended to, all the anger building inside him. It wasn’t long before he began ripping up the blueprints in a blind fury and tossing them everywhere. The pieces of paper were scattered all over the counter, every which way. He’d need to clean this up later.

The megalomaniac fell onto his knees following his little meltdown, slamming his fists into the countertop surface. He winced at the ensuing pain but didn’t pay that much mind to it. Brain felt a lump form in his throat, though he quickly pushed that feeling away.

Crying was not allowed. Especially for something so meaningless.

Brain took a few steadying breaths, attempting to subdue his rampant emotions. It thankfully worked rather well, for his mind steadied. Though, the lingering guilt that he had pushed aside Christmas with Pinky for a disastrous world domination idea remained intact. Why, again, had he ruined something else that could positively impact his own life?

Poor, sweet, innocent Pinky. An opportunity for quality time was squandered; instead, he was toiling away with mediocre fantasies of world conquest.

The pink-eyed mouse buried his face within his paws, ears drooping, sighing repeatedly as if that would aid in his misery. Brain felt so hopeless, so exhausted, bizarrely cold. He even felt unloved, which was strange since he had a companion of romantic interest. All the warmth of the holiday season never seemed to find him through the many years he’d been enacting plans.

The dreary nature of the situation was just about to pull Brain to a likely cumbersome slumber, until he felt a gentle touch on his left shoulder, tugging him out of his brooding state. He lifted his head from his paws to meet the understanding gaze of his partner. Why did Pinky always have to appear in his worst and bleakest moments?

“Oh, Brain. It’s alright. Narf! No need to be sad over a silly little plan. You’ll make another, even better one tomorrow night!”

A soft smile formed on Brain’s lips. He reached his arm back towards his shoulder, using his paw to cover Pinky’s. “I’m fine, my friend. Just a little distressed about this whole ordeal. I apologize for concerning you.” Brain moved his grasp from Pinky, choosing to look away from him, retreating into his own personal space once more. Pinky’s hold never left his shoulder.

The other mouse’s gentle face fell to one of confusion and concern. “Well, you don’t look fine to me, Brainy. Poit! You seem tense. I mean look at you! You’re all tight and scowly and your shoulders are hunched up and…”

Brain turned around and placed his paw on Pinky’s mouth, silencing him. “Yes, Pinky. I’m fully aware of my appearance right now.” He shifted from his companion, pulling his paw from his friend’s face hastily. But before recoiling fully, he placed a small peck on Pinky’s nose, hoping that would be enough to shut him up.  It thankfully did the trick. At least to halt the uncomfortable conversation that would have likely unfolded had he not done anything.

Pinky swooned dreamily, letting go of Brain for a moment to dance and twirl around the space in an irregular pattern, his paws held close to his chest. Little cartoony hearts formed around his head, circling rapidly and his tail formed into the shape of a heart, which surprisingly wasn’t that uncommon. “Egad! Naaaaaaaarf!” he purred; his voice breathless.

Brain couldn’t help but smirk a tad and role his eyes at Pinky’s overly dramatic display. It was ridiculous, but somewhat sweet, he presumed. He allowed his mind to wander a bit, while Pinky continued to prance around in a lovestruck daze. The shorter mouse was only pulled back into reality when he felt Pinky nuzzling his nose gently, holding him by both shoulders now. Brain’s face went red.

Desperate to end this romantic moment, Brain struck up a question that had been persistent ever since Pinky had arrived at his planning corner.

“Did you go seeking me out for a reason or did you just come to boost my spirits?”

 Pinky pulled away from Brain, a radiant expression evident on his face. “Both, actually! Troz!”

“And do tell what exactly you wanted to inform me, Pinky. Just make it hasty, I’m still downtrodden about tonight’s failure.”

The taller mouse clapped enthusiastically. “Oh, Brain! I can’t tell you! It’s a surprise! You just haaaaaave to wait and see!”

Brain’s usual scowl returned. Great. Another one of Pinky’s “surprises.” Whenever Pinky told him that something was a surprise, he was always met with something extremely peculiar and not catered to his liking; from a horrendous bootleg movie to an ice cream party that had already melted by the time they’d arrived at the cage. Surely, this would not be any different.

“Pinky, I’m not so sure about this. Remember the last time you lured me into one of your ‘surprises?’” He gestured to the unusual kiss shaped scar on his forearm, likely the most dangerous and bizarre incident by far.

Pinky’s face turned tomato red, and he giggled energetically. “Of course I remember! That was the bestest bad surprise good surprise ever! Zort! And may I say, that is the cutest scar I’ve ever seen, darling! He traced his fingers over the specific mark, causing Brain’s fur to temporarily stand on end and a pleasant warmth to invade his senses. His heart was about to burst.

“T-thank you, Pinky.” Brain struggled to force any harsh words out. “But I still don’t exactly believe that whatever you have in store for me is exactly safe per say.”

Pinky got on his knees and grabbed Brain’s shoulders in a forceful manner, quite unlike his usual demeanor. Obviously, Pinky wasn’t going to be deterred from his goal. “Puh-lease Brain?! I promise that this is a good surprise and that you’ll really, really like it! Please? Pretty please with sprinkles and caramel and chocolate and whipped cream on top?” Pinky begged loudly, putting on his best pouty eyes. He even whimpered a tad and his lip quivered for added effect.

Brain stared into Pinky’s soft blue eyes. He swore there were stars in them since they seemed to sparkle in radiance. His cheeks flushed a deep shade of maroon and heat pooled in his cheeks. Pinky was a master manipulator. Especially when he was trying to convince Brain to do something mundane. He just couldn’t resist, no matter how hard he attempted to ignore Pinky.

“Alright,” Brain sighed, subduing his sanity to Pinky’s little pleading. “But if something else explodes, you’ll be receiving more than just a bop on the head.”

Pinky cheered, jumping up and down excitedly. “Yay! You are going to love it! Narf! I know it with all my little heart, Brain!” He then stared at the shorter mouse, a flirty, seductive, and mischievous look in his eyes. “But I wouldn’t mind you giving me something more than a bop on the head if you know what I mean. Hint, hint! Zort!” Pinky winked and batted his eyelashes at Brain, his tail moving precariously from side-to-side before he began laughing hysterically.

Brain took a moment to ponder, until eventually realizing what exactly Pinky thought he had suggested. His entire face turned beet red and sweat began to form on his forehead. His eyes widened in utter shock and his mind spiraled as he became a flustered mess. It took him nearly ten seconds to regain his composure.

“That’s n-not what I m-meant, P-Pinky.” Brain choked on his own words, forcing himself to halt his stuttering for fear of embarrassment. “Let’s just forget…that… and move along to your little ‘surprise,’ whatever that might entail.” He was relieved that he had calmed down so fast, especially after…what Pinky had tried to imply.

The taller mouse grinned sheepishly. “Oh, right. Almost forgot Whoopsies!” He pulled Brain towards him and held his paw tightly, intertwining their fingers. “Close your eyes, sweetheart!”

Brain welcomed Pinky’s proximity and the handholding, but he still wasn’t prepared for whatever Pinky had in store. “I’m not exactly sure about this…”

“Ha, Brain! No take backsies! Troz! You promised!” Pinky sing-songed, pressing a finger to Brain’s lips, stifling his judgement. Brain groaned; there was no turning back now.

“Very well. Lead me to your inane drivel. But on one condition: do not run with me in tow. I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I’ve had enough injuries this week.”

“But I’m not a truck, Brain.”

“I know you’re not a truck, Pinky. Just don’t go off sprinting while we are…uhm.” Brain pointed to their interlaced fingers.

Pinky’s puzzled expression changed to joy again after seeing their paws together. “Got it. No running! I’m going to keep my sweeter-than-sweet bestest boyfriend ever all nice and safe for his surprise!” He gently stroked Brain’s cheek.

Boyfriend? That was new. Pinky had never called him his boyfriend before.

Brain’s face heated up again; his entire body felt warm. Smirking contently, Brain closed his eyes, putting all his trust with his boyfriend friend. He only expected that he wouldn’t fall off the counter, per Pinky’s words.

It didn’t take too long for him to feel Pinky pulling his paw in the direction of wherever this little treat for him was. Brain took steady steps, making sure not to trip and take his partner down with him. He was quite astonished at how slow and gentle Pinky’s movements were; he went through with his earlier proclamation in strides. Brain never felt uncomfortable in any way as the two journeyed together. Occasionally, he felt his arm be jerked to the left or right, most likely due to an obstacle they came upon being avoided by Pinky’s swift reflexes. Dare he say it, he was impressed by the taller mouse’s knack for following instructions given to him.

He was so distracted by how peaceful everything was currently, aside from an occasion chuckle elicited by Pinky, that he stumbled on what felt like the entrance to their cage. Brain’s grasp on Pinky’s paw tightened as he felt his feet almost give way, causing the megalomaniac to almost open his eyes. Pinky helped to steady him, pulling him up again after their near fall.

“Are you okay?” Pinky asked gently.

Brain made sure his eyes were still closed. “Yes, I’m alright. Nothing to worry about, Pinky.”

“M-sorry, Brain. I forgot all about that nasty step. Poit! Silly me! Don’t worry, we’re almost there.”

He then continued to guide Brain, who thankfully didn’t receive too much of a startle from the slip. But as they kept moving, Brain was sensing a shift in lighting and a change in temperature. He also began to smell…peppermint? And…evergreen? What exactly did Pinky have planned?

Pinky let go of his hand after a little while, his footsteps indicating that he was seemingly dashing away somewhere. “Stay right there, Brain!” he heard his partner call out to him. Brain didn’t bother trying to go anywhere, who knows what he could’ve run into.

“Okay! You can open your eyes now!”

Brain followed Pinky’s request, opening his eyes gently, his curiosity piqued. What he was met with was…shocking to say the least.

“Surprise! Narf! So, whaddya think?”

The cage had been transformed from a mundane living space into a Christmas-y winter wonderland. There was a small Christmas tree with glistening ornaments and twinkling multi-colored lights. Peppermint and pine scented candles wafted their pleasant aromas in the air. Candy canes were lined in a neat little row and there was a while powdery substance everywhere that looked remarkably like snow. He even heard Frank Sinatra’s Christmas album A Jolly Christmas playing in the background, the crooner’s golden voice accenting the display in front of him perfectly.

Of course, Pinky knew about his little crush infatuation with Frank Sinatra and the fact that he’d listened to his Christmas album every year.

Brain was awestruck at all the colors and spectacle. His eyes widened and he felt his chest swell. It was such a tonal shift from the previously dreary laboratory, to suddenly be thrown into a bright and festive scenario. He couldn’t fathom that Pinky had done all of this, just for him. Granted, he felt a tad bit of shame for not being able to decorate on his own, but he was grateful that he had such a caring and considerate partner.

“Brain! Do you like it? Is it amazingly amazing like I hoped it would be? Hello?”

He snapped out of his astonished trance, Pinky’s confused face only inches away from his. Brain didn’t even bother to back away; he was currently just too dazed to pay attention to their vicinity. “It’s…it’s nice, Pinky. Yes. Really nice.” A faint blush formed on his cheeks.

Pinky was ecstatic. “I knew you’d just love-love-love it! Poit!” He placed his paws on Brain’s shoulders, squeezing them ever so lightly. “Can I show you around? I spent all night working on this for you, Brain!”

“Feel free, my friend. I’ve got nothing better to do.” Brain sardonically remarked, though he smiled ever so slightly to indicate he was still in a pleasant mood.

His lanky companion squealed in delight, before guiding Brain around the display, happily bouncing the entire time.  Brain couldn’t help but relinquish in Pinky’s boundless energy; he was always so cheery. That was somewhat appealing to him.

Pinky first showed off the Christmas tree, which Brain had to admit was very well decorated. The ornaments weren’t haphazardly thrown around, rather they were intricately placed in neat little rows on the tree’s branches. Even the tinsel was wrapped around properly, though the star on top was a little crooked. Not like he was going to nitpick, but it was just something he noticed.

“Here’s the tree! Spent all week looking for teeny-tiny ornaments. Troz! But I finally found some when you were baking those cookies. I even made my own out of those little yummy puff pastries in the drawer, Brain. Isn’t it be-you-ti-ful?” the blue-eyed mouse gestured to his manufactured ornament, which was simply just a piece of circular cardboard covered in cotton balls. However, they were aligned in such a way to where it resembled…them? The little red pom-poms glued to two of the cotton balls certainly indicated that.

Brain flushed a little at Pinky’s attempt to replicate them in an ornament, though it wasn’t executed in the best way. Pinky seemed to notice his telltale blush, smiling even bigger than before.

“It’s us! Aren’t we just the cutest ornament couple ever! And you little nose is so adorable, babe! I just wanna squish it!” Pinky pulled Brain into a slight hug.

“You’ve captured our likenesses…decently Pinky. I applaud you on your efforts and I am endeared by your generosity.” Brain felt the room heat up. Things were getting far too intimate for his personal liking. “Let’s move on.”

Next, Pinky pointed out the candy canes that were lined in a row, which he insisted had not been licked once. Brain wasn’t convinced since his companion seemed to bashfully look off to the side when he’d told him that. Sure enough, he inspected closer and saw saliva along the edge of two of the candy canes. Why was he not surprised?

“You’re probably wonderin’ how I made the snow, Brain. Zort!” Pinky diverted Brain’s attention to one of the many piles of “snow” scattered about. He picked up a clump of it and threw it in the air, causing Brain to sneeze a little.

“Pinky, what is this stuff?” Brain scoffed in between sneezes. He investigated the substance closer, noticing the unusual fine, gritty texture. The powder also smelled, strangely sweet.

“It’s powdered sugar! The perfect snow substitute!” Pinky said like he was advertising the powder. He put the pile of it down and happily licked his fingers of the excess, chuckling all the way. “It’s so yummy AND festive! Naaaaaaaaarrf!”

Brain couldn’t help but be just a tad confused. There was powdered sugar everywhere; why was there so much? “If I may ask, how did you obtain this much powdered sugar, Pinky? I didn’t notice any new charges on the lab’s credit card over the past few days, aside from ones I made.”

The taller mouse silenced Brain playfully, crossing his arms and shaking his head. “No, no, Brain! A decorator never reveals their seacrates. No matter what anyone else says.”

Why did he even bother with Pinky anymore?

The megalomaniac rolled his eyes at his companion’s mindless comment, before noticing something below the Christmas tree. It was a box, covered in mismatched wrapping paper that wasn’t fully covering the package. There was a little bow and a tag that read“4 Brain!” with a little heart on top, meaning it was for him.

His heart fluttered when he noticed the gift, mainly because he didn’t expect Pinky to get him anything this year. Brain felt a little guilty that he hadn’t spent time preparing a present for his partner, but his world domination plans had taken every waking though of his.

“Pinky,” Brain spoke softly as he struggled to control his steadfast heart rate. “Th-that gift under the tree over there. Is it…did you get that for me?” He held his breath for a moment.

“Of course it’s for you! Poit!” Pinky walked over to where Brain was standing, linking their arms together. “I wrote your name on the tag! D’you think I met some other smarty-smart dashing mouse named Brain yesterday and he just happened to become my bestest boyfriend? And I thought I was the dumb one!”

Brain felt his face turn a soft pink at Pinky’s proclamation. Even though it was slightly annoying that Pinky questioned his intelligence for a moment, he presumed that his friend had good intentions.

“I don’t suppose you’d mind if I opened the gift then. I’m quite interested to see what exactly you got me.” He could only guess that it was going to be another pencil with the eraser bitten off, or a moldy piece of bread that Pinky so happily called “French toast.”

The lanky mouse giggled, suppressing some kind of intense positive outburst. “Go ahead, love! I really think I’ve outdone meself this year!”

He really didn’t want to open it now, considering Pinky’s giddy reaction to him asking about it was so suspicious. But he decided to, for his companion’s sake. It wouldn’t hurt that much to get something outlandish.

With slight hesitation, Brain trudged over to the tree, pulling the decently sized present from under it. He was surprised by the weight of the box; he could not lift it. What on earth was in here?

Brain was just about to pull the top of the box open when Pinky called out to him, causing the smaller mouse to jump in shock.

“Brain! Troz! Wait! Narf! You should read this first!” Pinky panted heavily, handing Brain a piece of paper. The front had a crude drawing of Pinky giving Brain a hug, the two being surrounded by red and green colored hearts.  

Brain smiled a little at the drawing, but he grew apprehensive about reading the letter. Pinky’s writing was infamously illegible and misspelled words always graced the page. He’d adapted to reading his companion’s atrocious handwriting, but a certain something else caused him alarm.

The last letter he’d read from Pinky around Christmastime was…let’s just say it raised a lot of unfamiliar emotions within Brain. He wanted to look at it when Pinky wasn’t around, mostly so he wouldn’t see any intense reactions that the megalomaniac elicited. “I don’t think I should read this now…”

“Nope!” Pinky interrupted. “Read it, please! The gift will make sense afterward! I pinky promise. Cross my paws and hope to poit!”

“Fine.” Brain groaned, there was no discouraging Pinky after his sacred vow. He opened the letter; he was intrigued by how many words were on the page. And, while not perfect, Pinky’s handwriting was very neat, and it appeared that the spelling was competent.

He must’ve spent a lot of time writing this.

Pinky perked up for a moment. “By the way, I used my handy-dandy spellchecker to write this for you, Brain. I wanted everything to be as perfect as you are!”

Blush arose in Brain’s cheeks, not only from the sincere compliment, but since he now knew that Pinky had used the spellchecker that he’d gotten for him all those years ago. He sighed once and began reading.

Dearest Brain,

Hello! Ha-ha! Narf!

This insipid phrase again? Not a very telling sign.

Listen, I know I’m not the best at words, especially since I’m not the brightest bulb in the shed if you know what I mean. But I just want to say, when we became a happier-than-happy couple, I almost couldn’t believe it! I’ve known you for years and years, Brain. I feel like I know you better than I know myself.

What.

You’re hard-working, honest, smart, kind, caring, and extremely handsome. I adore your big chubby head and your smarty-smartness and your funny words and your sleeping noises. You’re my bestest friend, even if we fight and you bop me on the head and yell. By the way, the bops don’t bother me and whenever you yell, your gorgeous voice makes me swooooooon!

Oh.

 I hate it when you get neglected for your attempts to take over the world. You get so sad and that makes me sad. But you never give up and that’s amazing! I want you to succeed, Brain. I want you to do it so badly. You deserve a happily ever after, more than anyone else.

Oh.

Even if you don’t rule the world, I would have lived the greatest life because you were with me. You mean everything to me, and I love you so, so much.

Love? Truly?

If there is one mouse I’d want to spend my forever with, it would be you. It was always you, even during our fights and non-talking time.

Was that all he wanted? To spend a lifetime together?

You’ll always be my chubby hubby, even if we never marry, which is fine! Your decision! But I hope, I’m all yours because you are all mine, every day of the month and year and hour!

Why, Pinky?

Love your #1 boyfriend,

Pinky

PS: When you hold me and kiss me, I feel like I’ve conquered the world. Poit!

PPS: I LOVE YOU, BRAIN!

The words hit him like a freight train at full speed. As Brain kept reading the letter, he felt his mind turn to mush and his heart ache to a painful degree. He sensed a lump forming in his throat, tears pricking his eyes at such a rapid pace. When the letter ended with his partner happily proclaiming to be his number one boyfriend, he sniffed once, trying with all his might to push away the tears. And when Pinky added on that when Brain kissed him and held him, he felt like he’d conquered the world, Brain let a quiet sob slip out.

He read the letter repeatedly, each time he could feel the love Pinky had added to it within his chest. The excess moisture in his eyes fell, with him making no attempt to cease. It had been such a rough day, but his incredible boyfriend remedied all his sorrows.

Yes, boyfriend.

It felt fitting to call him that.

Brain was so lost in his mixed emotions that he almost forgot about the actual present entirely. At least until Pinky reminded him.

“Brain.” Pinky spoke so delicately, like he knew that Brain would’ve reacted this way. “Don’t you wanna open the present? Narf! It’s very important.”

He could only stare at Pinky’s gentle expression, the tears flowing continuously. “S-sure. I g-guess it w-wouldn’t hurt.” He struggled with forcing any coherent words to be said.

 The pink-eyed mouse pulled the lid off the box and pushed the colorful tissue paper out of the way. The first item he saw was all too familiar, yet he thought it was gone forever. It was a small keychain with a globe on one end. It sparkled radiantly in the light. He picked it up and gasped.

“Pinky, is this…?”

“Yes, Brain. I found your globe keychain last week! In a cabinet, behind those heavy books you read all the time. I thought it would be such an amazing surprise to give it to you again, just because I know how much you love it! Troz!”

“I thought I lost this.” Brain felt lightheaded. He could only gape at the keychain that meant the most to him. It just vanished a while ago, and at first, he pretended like he didn’t care. But secretly, he’d ran to a secret corner of the lab and cried his eyes out, devastated that he’d lost Pinky’s precious gift to him. And now, his companion had given him the thing that symbolized their relationship. His goals and desires. “T-thank you Pinky. I-I’m grateful for…” He felt another sob coming, but Brain pushed back.

“That’s not all that’s in there.” Pinky leaned over Brain’s shoulder, pointing to the box. Brain returned to searching through the paper, finding something else indeed.

It was a locket, a red heart shaped one. It looked really expensive and very high quality. Brain was tremendously impressed.

Pinky pet Brain’s head gently. “Truth is, I might’ve used the lab card for oneeee little purchase that I thought was important. I’ve been working on these gifts for months and I knew that this would be perfect for you. Open it!”

With still teary eyes, Brain opened the locket. He felt himself shake a little with what he saw. On the left half, there was a tiny picture of Pinky and him kissing; it was their first photo together as a couple from a few months back. That had been one of the greatest days of his life and Pinky had given him a reminder of it. There was also something written into the right half. It said:

You’re My World, Brain!

Below that was Pinky’s wonderfully strange signature, with everything being surrounded by miniscule hearts.

Brain could not take it anymore. Seeing the personalized locket with their love permanently etched into it was such an emotional rush. He put the locket down and collapsed onto his knees, pressing his paws against his face as he burst into loud and uncontrollable sobs. He felt so cherished. Pinky really, really loved him. He was appreciated by the most important thing in his life. That was all that mattered.

As the shorter mouse cried harder than ever before, Pinky sat down on the floor and pulled him into a hug, their bodies pressed together. Brain sobbed hard into his partner’s chest, not even caring that he was making a mess. He just held Pinky tight and let all of his feelings that had been building up all night out. Pinky rubbed his back, placing light kisses on Brain’s head. He wasn’t upset, rather he was eternally grateful. How had he, of all feeble creatures on this miserable planet, ended up with the kindest, most generous mouse to ever exist?

After a few minutes of nothing but crying, Brain sniffled, the tears ceasing. He glanced upward at Pinky, who had the softest smile on his face, making the megalomaniac melt inside. “Did you like your presents, Brain? Zort. Did I do a good job?” Pinky asked while continuing to massage Brain’s back.

Brain felt himself stir, his heartrate increasing. “Yes, dear.” He nuzzled Pinky’s nose. “Your gifts were commendable, and I couldn’t be more pleased with your dedication to me.”

His companion beamed, hugging Brain tight. “I’m so happy, I could just run around all fun-fun-silly-willy! Thank you for everything, Brain!”

“No, thank you, Pinky. For everything you’ve done tonight.” He un-did their embrace but kept his paws on his partner’s chest. “I-I’m flattered, truly I am. But I believe it is my turn to surprise you.”

Pinky looked confused, followed quickly by curiosity. “What do you mean, Brain? Did you get me a gift too? You shouldn’t have!”

“Yes, I did.” Brain felt a dark blush cloud his cheeks. “Look up, Pinky.”

The lanky mouse tilted his head upward towards the ceiling of their cage. Precisely at their exact location, a string of mistletoe hung above them, swinging slightly. Pinky’s face lit up instantly, an obvious blush present.

“Brain…is that…can we…? Egad!”

Brain nodded. “It’s tradition for two people in love to kiss underneath the mistletoe. It would be preposterous if we didn’t honor that. So…uhm…I suppose we can just…”

“This is the best gift ever, darling!” Pinky was shaking about in excitement; it was almost concerning.  “You don’t have to ask me twice! I adore our kisses! C’mere you wonderful mouse!”

Pinky pulled Brain closer, pressing their lips together in a tender motion. Brain was quite taken aback by how forcibly Pinky had pushed them into the kiss, but his initial shock dissipated and was replaced by a warm sensation filling his entire body. He placed his paws on Pinky’s cheeks, taking notice of how heated they were. He felt Pinky’s arms wrap around his waist, their proximity increasing dramatically. Brain moaned as the kiss deepened.

They parted for air, but it was only temporary. Brain immediately grabbed Pinky’s cheeks again and they kissed, even more intensely than before. He didn’t understand how Pinky could be so good at kissing, especially since he hadn’t kissed anyone before they’d became a thing. But Brain was always amazed by what his boyfriend could do, despite his below-average intellect. He sank into this kiss, noticing how Pinky tasted like gingerbread before pulling away to breathe.

Pinky huffed, his face beet red and his eyes widened in glee. “Oh, Brain! I love you so much! Narf!” he cooed quietly. “Merry Christmas.”

Brain peppered kisses along Pinky’s neck, causing the taller mouse to giggle fervently. He smiled at his partner, his mind a mess of romantic thoughts and of his Pinky. “I love you too, Pinky. Merry Christmas.”

“Uhm, honey, we’re still under the mistletoe! I don’t think our little tradition thingy is done yet.” Pinky fluttered his eyes and made a kissy face.

Brain smiled. “I suppose you are right. Shall we continue?”

Pinky’s face heated up. “Yes, we shall. Poit!”

Their lips met again, their kissing session continuing once more. As Pinky leaned into him, Brain felt wonderful. He savored the sound of every moan, sigh, and chuckle, holding them in his subconscious as little reminders. His holiday season had grown a lot brighter, especially with such an incredible and loving boyfriend by his side.

Pinky was by far his greatest gift.

Such a merry Christmas indeed.

(Happy Holidays!! @animaniacssecretsanta)

#animaniacs #pinky and the brain #patb #brinky #christmas #this was so much fun to write! #will be posting this on Ao3 as well

[discluded]

as much as I am thankful for Dior inviting MA to these events, and while I wouldn't exactly be opposed to them becoming ambassadors (nevertheless, i'm gonna ignore most of those looks), I wish we'd get them to try out other brands too. I understand that it's truly just at the discretion of the brand/s, but MA is being boxed in style wise, and I feel like there are other brands more suited to their personal style.

AND while I love seeing them together (and they clearly love working together), I do think that there are certain brands that suit one over the other better...I know that their faces would typically carry anything for me, but I would love more fitted fits or any fit that suits their more typical style, and Dior is just not either of those atm.

so I don't have genuine insight into this but Jeff has attended an in person Marc Jacobs (LVMH) event in Bangkok, attended the Versace (Capri Holdings formerly Michael Kors) show in Italy in March, and just did a campaign for Valentino (also LVMH). another data point, Lil Nas X who attended the Versace show alongside Jeff is currently a Coach ambassador (Tapestry, Inc. formerly Coach, Inc) and also did a collab in 2021 for LV. So it's certainly not to say having an ambassadorship is limiting Mile and Apo's other fashion opportunities with other fashion holding companies. LVMH has so many brands they could rep, and having an connect with not only the directors within Dior but LVMH itself has been notable

also now since it's been long enough that people's feelings won't be hurt by speculation without substance, I had privately theorized to some people that part of the reason Mile may have had to turn down the Bulgari (LVMH) events Apo did in December was because a non compete contract with Maserati hadn't expired yet. Bulgari is mostly known for extemely expensive jewelry and watches and most people might not even know Maserati has watches and they aren't in the same price range but it could've been seen as a conflict by Maserati. So wasn't it interesting that Mile and Apo started the Dior campaign in early January together. another data point: mileapo's farger contract expired on 3/31 (confirmed by Farger).

Dior might be testing the waters of how much bang they're going to get for their buck too. I had also thought, given the ambitious nature of Man Suang at international film festivals circuit, a high fashion brand might want the exclusive rights to dress them for all the red carpets, which for BOC could be very lucrative. Putting Mile and Apo in front for Dior seems to be part of a larger strategy at LVMH. LV is the stable brand that drives the highest volume and sets the average, but LVMH has been vesting a lot of effort into making Dior a giant.

All this to say is, don't worry: a successful partnership with Dior opens many other doors at LVMH and neither of them are like marrying Dior as a brand even if they are announced as ambassadors. to me, this opportunity coincides with funding and marketing around a very specific campaign (Man Suang), so just take it for what it is.

#mileapo #mile phakphum #apo nattawin #man suang #business #marketing #mileapo x dior

[jmdbjk]

Anyone else still alive out there? It’s been a week...

After so, so, SO long of just craving to hear Jimin’s voice ... his vocals in a song of his own making ... we have all of these songs with his voice only, and hearing the deep house remix of Like Crazy is like a dream come true for me. Listen to that clip...

Every ad lib, every aching note is like bathing my eardrums in silky ... silk ... just Jimin caressing the auditory cortex in my brain...so sexy. Every time I listen to it I fall deeper and deeper. 

Yoongi said Jimin's voice is neutral and I took that to mean gender neutral but I'm not a vocal expert so I'm not sure if that is what he meant. All I know is my ears are not the same after this deep house remix. I’m not the same. Is this what they mean when they say life changing? 

In other news...

Do y’all feel like we scored a touchdown this week? Maybe that analogy doesn’t resonate with those of y’all who don’t live in the U.S. but let me illustrate:

Or that could be a victory sign... sorta... in a Jungkookie kind of way. Either way, SCORE! 

Gotta hand it to Jungkook to gate keep his own body all these years. I respect that. If anyone is gonna make money off those abs, its gonna be Jeon Jungkook and no one else. No wonder he was doing that hardcore ab workout at Coach Tommy's during that one and only live we'll ever get from there (thanks to assholes). 

You know, at first these fashion ambassadorships were confusing me. It’s because I was not thinking it through. We know the guys have to enlist soon because they keep talking about being together in 2025. Why would multi-billion dollar fashion houses contract with them not knowing how the next two years will pan out?

Because I was too caught up in the time frame of the scramble to get their solo stuff released, the promos involved and enlistment getting closer and closer I could not see the obvious: In this time before enlistment, ad campaigns will be produced that will run through next year, keeping the members at top of mind. Brilliant. Now we know why Kookie said he has to take care of his body for the next 365 days. 

They can’t do anything while enlisted, so let these upscale fashion houses do the work and promote their brand/images for them, riding their marketability into next year and we will get to see them being their classy-ass selves from time to time in Dior, Tiffany, Celine, Valentino, Bottega Veneta and Louis Vuitton... Calvin Klein... It’s a win-win-win. 

The successes this year of Hobi, RM, Jin and Jimin’s work so far is adding to that marketability. We are one year and 9 months away from 2025. We’ll see how it all plays out eventually I guess.

#jimin face #deep house remix like crazy #i still think no one will get between JK and his Calvins #except maybe jimin #precise tonotopic map #hoity toity medical terminology that means THATS MY JAM

[coochiequeens]

Dylan Mulvaney and Phillip Picardi on Girlhood, Content Creation and More at Teen Vogue Summit 2023

The panel included reflection on Mulvaney's exponential success, future dreams and status as an “it girl.”

BY TEEN VOGUE

NOVEMBER 18, 2023

Performer, model, and content creator Dylan Mulvaney took Teen Vogue Summit 2023 stage for an in-depth conversation moderated by Chief Marketing & Communications Officer of the Los Angeles LGBT Center and founder of them Phillip Picardi.

Formerly, Picardi made history as Teen Vogue's first male beauty editor and later went on to become the Chief Creative Officer of the publication. He returned to celebrate Teen Vogue's 20th birthday in an engaging conversation with Mulvaney, discussing the changing media landscape, representation for transgender youth, and more.

Mulvaney rose to fame in March 2022 — a little over 600 days ago — when her “Days of Girlhood” series went viral on TikTok. In these video diaries, Mulvaney tells viewers all about her daily life as a trans woman, encompassing everything from dealing with prejudice to buying clothes and loving Twilight. Since then, she's taken the world by storm, appearing in major brand campaigns and walking the runway at New York Fashion Week.

With Teen Vogue Summit 2023 being centered around dreaming your future, Mulvaney took the stage to discuss her prosperous career and what it's like being a content creator who shares stories of trans joy. Revisiting Mulvaney's original post documenting her first day of girlhood, she said, “In that first video, I just remember hoping that ppl could see my intentions were good and i was the truest version of myself and I was ready to learn.”

Today, Mulvaney confirmed she's set to release a number of projects in new fields. Some plans she teased to the Teen Vogue Summit audience included acting and writing a book. This news comes after a tumultuous year for Mulvaney, who revealed that the hardships she faced this year have influenced her upcoming works.

“I think that is the one piece of this whole last year; I rushed a lot of things. I talked about a lot of things really fast and I think there were some little minute details that got lost in the mix and I'm doing those now,” Mulvaney said.

Mulvaney also revealed some dream projects she'd love to work on in the future, including a romantic comedy centered around transgender people finding love and success as well as a rendition of the musical Legally Blonde with transgender people. She explained that she believes that audiences seeing transgender people in these scripted roles will teach others how to love and support transgender people as well.

Mulvaney also discussed being in the fashion and beauty space. She noted that she's become more experimental with her style over the years, a major step from her traditional upbringing and past reservations. “I was so scared of being seen as a predator or all the things they were projecting on us... now, I feel like I’ve given myself permission to go there,” she says.

Content creation will also continue to be a priority for Mulvaney. Speaking to the audience, Mulvaney explained how she balances the pros and cons of the digital landscape. Some steps she said she would be taking included continuously creating content efficiently but tactfully, making meaningful friendships with other creators, carefully choosing who she collaborates with in the future, and more.

While Dylan Mulvaney and Philip Picardi kicked off the day with such an insightful discussion, it was just the first of many exciting panels to come at Teen Vogue Summit 2023. If you're not able to attend in person, don't worry because we have got you covered. You can livestream the event and keep refreshing teenvogue.com for more live updates.

OK not to be mean for the sake of being mean but this dude is 26.

No actual woman who looked like that at 26 would be featured in a Teen vogue summit.

#Teen vogue #Dylan mulvaney #Teen vogue summit 2023 #Grown ass men talking about girlhood #Los Angeles LGBT Center #them #Phillip Picardi #Were any actual women involved in this conversation? #Man who lost Broadway job due to covid turns to social media and becoming a stereotype of women #Days of Girlhood #Wasn't his first tiktok as a TIM about shopping and crying? #Is a tumultuous year a polite way of saying his endorsements backfired on the companies? #A man from generational wealth gave himself permission to do what he wants

[ethanreedbooks]

TMNT Franchise Crosses $1 Billion Mark in 2023 with the Release of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

In a shell-shocking turn of events, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) franchise has shattered financial expectations, surging past the remarkable milestone of $1 billion in global retail sales in the wake of its latest cinematic installment, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem." This animated film, co-produced by Paramount, Nickelodeon, and Seth Rogen's Point Grey, is creating mutant mayhem not just on screen, but also in the financial realm.

As the TMNT brand powers into the future, the 2023 release of "Mutant Mayhem" is leading the charge with its impressive journey toward $100 million at the global box office. Industry insiders predict that this film's success will serve as the driving force behind the brand's incredible achievement of surpassing $1 billion in global retail sales for the year.

Paramount Pictures Studios, under the guidance of Brian Robbins, has masterfully breathed new life into the nearly four-decade-old comic IP created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird. This resurgence began in 2009 when Paramount acquired the rights to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IP. Since then, the brand has soared to stratospheric heights, amassing a staggering $8 billion in global merchandise sales by 2022.

The latest reboot has captured the hearts of long-time fans and new enthusiasts alike, setting the stage for an impressive financial journey. Forecasts for the U.S. and Canadian markets are notably optimistic, with projections suggesting that the film's earnings could potentially exceed $110 million.

But it's not just the silver screen that is contributing to the franchise's meteoric rise. The TMNT brand's success has been bolstered by an extensive range of merchandise partnerships, boasting over 400 licensees for the film and an impressive 1,100 for the brand as a whole. Notable collaborations with giants like Playmates, Hasbro, Mattel, Crayola, Funko, and General Mills have resulted in products gracing over 550 retailers worldwide, including heavy hitters like Walmart, Target, Amazon, and Macy's.

In an age where digital integration plays a pivotal role, TMNT has expertly embraced this trend. The franchise's digital footprint has expanded through strategic gaming and publishing collaborations, including titles like Minecraft, The Sims FreePlay, Fruit Ninja, as well as partnerships with Random House and IDW. A standout addition is the game "TMNT: Battle Tycoon" on the Roblox platform, further cementing the brand's online presence.

Promotion has played an indispensable role in TMNT's recent triumphs. A vast network of advertising channels has contributed to over half a billion impressions across domestic CBS, adult networks, and social media platforms. Paramount's PlutoTV has diligently showcased the franchise's various iterations, while the TMNT YouTube channel boasts a staggering 2.66 million subscribers.

The TMNT legacy has further been invigorated by exclusive content offerings. Paramount+, the streaming service, now houses all four series and eight movies in multiple countries, while Nickelodeon resorts and attractions provide immersive experiences for fans of all ages.

Strategic promotional partnerships have also added significant media value, generating 3 billion impressions. The collaboration with Pizza Hut stands out, featuring in-movie integration, custom animated spots, AR mobile gaming experiences, and TMNT-branded Pizza Vans. International markets also witnessed the release of limited-edition pizzas inspired by the film. Innovative marketing campaigns, such as Xbox's pizza-scented video game controllers, sweeping custom designs, and TMNT-themed events, have further elevated the brand's appeal. The synergy extends even into fashion, as a TMNT and Pizza Hut apparel line graced the shelves of Primark stores.

As "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem" continues to captivate audiences in theaters, it's evident that these Heroes in a Half-Shell are more prominent, bolder, and more beloved than ever before. With its strategic collaborations, innovative marketing endeavors, and the undying loyalty of its fan base, the TMNT franchise has proven that age is just a number and the pursuit of adventure is timeless.

#TMNT #Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #Mutant Mayhem #Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

[callsignmuse]

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Pairing: Rooster x actress reader

Summary: Rooster is sitting at home watching tv when a commercial with you in it comes on

Zendaya inspired

Requested: Yes

Rooster had snagged himself a rare diamond. You were the hottest actress on the market. You had top grossing movies out and an insanely popular show. Luxury fashion brands were reaching out to you left and right. You were actually in the next room right now talking a deal over with your agent. Rooster sat on the couch waiting for you to return to him and finish cuddling. The blanket hung around his waist as he watched tv. He didn’t mind it though. He knew how important you were and he was proud of the hard work you put in to accomplish it. He was just glad he could be there to support you and hold your hand at premieres or down red carpets. He wanted to show you off. You thought him being a Top Gun pilot was cool and he thought you being a movie star was even cooler. The smile you got when you saw the reaction to your work was all that made it worth it. 

Rooster has sat up many nights with a script in his hands running lines with you until you could barely keep your eyes open. He would do whatever it took to help you gain success. He would watch at you would break yourself down into tears and then seconds later reel it all back in with a smile. He hated that you could cry on command, he always thought it was real!

Now there were times when he wanted to pull you aside and question if you should keep going. There were nights when you got in at crazy hours of the morning just to rise a few hours later again to head back to set. You’d come home nearly crawling to the nearest bed or couch with exhaustion. But he knew better than to ask you to stop. That was like asking himself to quit flying. Ain’t never gonna happen. 

But it was all worth it. Like right now he was watching the pay off as your face appeared on his tv screen. It was your latest ad campaign for cosmetics. You looked radiant. It made Bradley stop and clutch his chest. His breath had betrayed him. It didn’t matter how many times he had seen you, it always felt like the first time. He was mesmerized by the way your lips moved when you spoke and sold the new foundation. Hell, even he wanted to buy it. He just wanted to buy what you sold, which was love. You had such a sweet innocence behind your features that it made everything that much more endearing. You padded into the room and collapsed on top of his chest wrapping your arms around his muscular torso. “God I am so lucky that you are my girl.” He kissed the top of your head. “I’m so proud of you baby, I swear you shine brighter than any star in the sky.”

You popped your head up taking in his genuine eyes. “I love you Bradley Bradshaw.” 

“I love you too.”

#rooster equest #rooster #rooster top gun #rooster x reader #rooster x famous reader #bradley bradshaw #top gun #top gun maverick #Bradley Bradshaw x reader

[ebizstream]

How to Start a Social Media Marketing Agency

In the dynamic world of digital marketing, social media has emerged as a powerful tool for businesses to reach their target audience, engage with customers, and drive sales. With this rise, there’s a growing demand for specialized agencies that can navigate the complexities of social media platforms to deliver impactful marketing strategies. If you’ve been contemplating diving into this lucrative industry, you’re in the right place. This article will provide you with a step-by-step guide on how to start a social media marketing agency.

Step 1: Gain In-Depth Knowledge and Experience

Before you can guide others, it’s crucial to have a solid understanding of social media marketing yourself. This means staying updated on the latest trends, understanding different social media platforms, and knowing how to create engaging content and analyze metrics. You can gain experience by managing social media accounts for friends, family, or local businesses, or by taking online courses and certifications from reputable sources.

Step 2: Define Your Niche

The social media marketing landscape is vast, covering industries from fashion to technology. To stand out, it’s wise to specialize in a niche. Whether it’s by industry, type of service (like influencer marketing or paid advertising), or size of business, defining your niche will help you target your marketing efforts and build expertise.

Step 3: Develop a Business Plan

Every successful venture starts with a solid plan. Your business plan should outline your business goals, target market, competition analysis, service offerings, pricing structure, marketing strategies, and financial projections. This document will serve as your roadmap and can be crucial for securing financing or partnerships.

Step 4: Legally Establish Your Business

Choosing the right business structure (such as an LLC, sole proprietorship, or corporation) is critical for legal and tax purposes. Register your business, obtain any necessary licenses or permits, and set up a business bank account. It’s also wise to invest in liability insurance to protect your agency.

Step 5: Build Your Online Presence

As a social media marketing agency, your online presence is your portfolio. Create a professional website that showcases your services, case studies, and testimonials. Be active on various social media platforms, not just to promote your agency, but also to demonstrate your expertise and engage with your community.

Step 6: Invest in Tools and Resources

Efficiency and effectiveness are key in managing multiple clients’ social media accounts. Invest in social media management tools like Hootsuite, Buffer, or Sprout Social for scheduling posts, analyzing metrics, and engaging with followers. Additionally, graphic design tools like Canva or Adobe Spark can help in creating eye-catching content.

Step 7: Market Your Agency

Leverage your niche and expertise to market your agency. This can include creating valuable content on your blog, optimizing your website for search engines (SEO), engaging in social media, and networking at industry events. Consider running targeted ads on social media platforms to reach potential clients directly.

Step 8: Deliver Exceptional Service

The success of your agency hinges on the results you deliver. Focus on creating strategic, creative, and measurable social media campaigns that meet your clients’ objectives. Keep communication lines open, and provide regular updates and reports to your clients. Happy clients are more likely to refer others to your agency.

Conclusion

Starting a social media marketing agency can be a rewarding venture for those with a passion for digital marketing and a desire to help businesses grow online. By following these steps and continually learning and adapting to the ever-changing digital landscape, you can build a successful agency that stands out in the competitive market.

Remember, success in social media marketing doesn’t happen overnight. It requires dedication, creativity, and a strategic approach. But with the right mindset and execution, your agency can thrive, helping businesses achieve their digital marketing goals while you build a prosperous and fulfilling career.

#social media marketing #smma usa

[seasurfacefullofclouds1]

Do you think Louis charts are doing really well that has Harry's and his team scared? They are going all out with lnt.

You know what, I have so many flies hanging around this blog that anything I say will surely be misinterpreted.

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But an objective person not sold on the saccharine hype around Mr. Self-Proclaimed King of Pop can hear the qualitative difference between Bigger Than Me and the entire Harry’s House album.

Yeah, I said it. Harry’s entire album.

As soon as Harry’s House came out, there were multiple viral videos about how the majority of songs on the album shared uncanny similarities with other songs. And I mean the videos pointing out the plagiarism had millions of views.

It was also clear that Sony Music planned for Harry’s House to be its projected moneymaker this year, when multiple songs were promoted on social media, multiple songs placed on big DSP playlists, and multiple cover articles purchased for mass media. Harry then went on stadium tours playing songs from both Fine Line and HH to promote the album, and then lined up lucrative residencies in the wealthiest nation, using the most lucrative ticket pricing schemes, to generate revenue (fuck the fans in other countries, you have to go to him).

Promo was planned around Harry’s other Hollywood projects in order to build him into this pop culture icon, a ubiquitous King of Everything saturating every entertainment market everywhere — like the rumor I once heard, the goal was to make Harry Styles the Disney of pop culture. Everyone would watch Harry Styles movies, wear Harry cosmetics and fashion, go to a Harry Styles theme park, watch Harry television etc.

Except that Harry Styles fucking his director who is a walking PR disaster has actually turned into a major faux pas, especially when it’s clear that Olivia Wilde didn’t cast Harry for his acting.

And Harry’s profiting off gender politics has finally started to offend many in the LGBTQ+ community.

This is a low moment for Harry. So when you see multiple Rolling Stones articles / podcasts accusing Olivia’s critics of “misogyny,” it’s a PR campaign. A promoted Esquire tweet extolling Harry’s wealth is PR. An article about a “dad supporting his daughter by dressing the same way at a Harry Styles concert” is PR.

This coincides with Louis’ releasing new music. However, trying to erase Louis with Harry Styles is an old HSHQ modus operandi.

Except this time, Sony can’t directly shut Louis’ music down.

If Louis charts well and excels with his second album, it also means that the problem with Walls was never Louis or his music… it was always Sony.

The fact that Larries defend Harry doesn’t even matter in the grand scheme. Larries and Harries might be the most irritating group of people, but the general public doesn’t care about fandom politics. The GP sees only what’s available to them: the songs on radio, the trends on tiktok, the most popular hit songs on Spotify and YouTube. What’s popular gets more popular, what’s obscure stays obscure.

So Louis’ and BMG’s challenge is to put Louis’ music in front of non-fandom people, to compete for attention with pop culture’s most ubiquitous, overhyped man. Harry’s moves are both from anxiety about Louis’ ability to compete, as well as a show of power to shut other 1D soloists down.

They see the success of Louis’ world tour not in terms of dollars and cents, but in terms of things money can’t buy— human affection, an alignment of ethical and moral values, loyalty, trust. Louis offers all of that because he genuinely loves and cares for his fans, and fans know it. Irving Azoff’s robotic creation can’t inspire the deep love and trust Louis can convey in a few seconds.

HSHQ can buy venues, advertising, playlisting space, radio air time, journalists. But they can’t buy the kind of love and trust that Louis and Louies have, despite everything. That’s what makes them scared.

#louis tomlinson #harry styles #rob stringer #irving azoff

[abdu-rauf]

Embracing Personalization: The Key to Digital Marketing Success

In today's fast-paced digital world, reaching and engaging with your audience has become more challenging than ever. But fear not, because there's a powerful solution at your fingertips: personalization. Let's dive into how personalization is revolutionizing digital marketing and why it's essential for your brand's success.

What is Personalization in Digital Marketing? Personalization in digital marketing is all about tailoring your content, messages, and experiences to meet the specific needs and preferences of individual customers. Instead of blasting out generic messages to a broad audience, personalized marketing allows you to speak directly to each person based on their behaviors, interests, and demographics.

Why is Personalization Important? Simply put, personalization works. When customers feel like you understand them and cater to their unique needs, they're more likely to engage with your brand, make purchases, and become loyal advocates. Here are a few reasons why personalization is crucial for digital marketing success:

Enhanced Customer Experience: By delivering relevant content and recommendations, you create a more enjoyable and seamless experience for your audience.

Increased Engagement: Personalized messages grab attention and resonate with customers, leading to higher open rates, click-through rates, and overall engagement.

Better Conversion Rates: When you show customers products or services that align with their interests and preferences, you're more likely to convert browsers into buyers.

Improved Brand Loyalty: Building strong relationships through personalized communication fosters loyalty and encourages repeat business.

How Does Personalization Work? Personalization relies on data – lots of it. By collecting information about your customers' behaviors, preferences, and demographics, you can segment your audience into smaller, more targeted groups. From there, you can craft tailored messages, recommend relevant products, and create personalized experiences across various marketing channels.

For example, let's say you run an online clothing store. Through data analysis, you discover that a segment of your audience prefers eco-friendly fashion. With this knowledge, you can send personalized emails featuring your sustainable clothing line, showcase eco-friendly products on your website, and target social media ads to environmentally conscious consumers.

Tips for Implementing Personalization: Ready to dive into personalized marketing? Here are some practical tips to get you started:

Invest in Data Collection: Gather as much data as possible about your customers' preferences, behaviors, and demographics. This could include website analytics, email engagement metrics, purchase history, and more.

Use Segmentation Wisely: Divide your audience into segments based on common traits or behaviors. This could include factors like age, location, purchase history, or interests.

Tailor Your Content: Create personalized content that speaks directly to each segment of your audience. This could include customized email campaigns, product recommendations, website messaging, and social media content.

Test and Optimize: Continuously monitor the performance of your personalized campaigns and make adjustments as needed. A/B testing can help you fine-tune your approach and maximize results.

Respect Privacy: Be transparent about how you collect and use customer data, and always respect their privacy preferences. Building trust is essential for successful personalization.

In conclusion, personalization is no longer just a nice-to-have – it's a must-have for any digital marketing strategy. Understanding your customers' needs and preferences and delivering tailored experiences can drive engagement, conversions, and loyalty like never before. So why wait? Start personalizing your marketing efforts today and watch your brand soar to new heights.

#marketing #digital marketing #personalization #meta ads

[ask-serendipity-sky]

Het agenda who?

This was a surprise. A bold statement that Jk doesn't usually do by using clothes.

I never really thought that Jungkook dressed genderless like many think. I attributed it to being comfortable (being picky with fabrics and scents and all that) and possibly being sexualized at a young age so in a way, rebelling against that by wearing loose clothing during his own time.

So when I saw this photo, I thought it was interesting considering the fact that not too long ago, literally 2-3 weeks ago, Jk was being seen as heterosexual alpha male type due to the lyrics in his song and participation in a very tame mv.

Did you all happen to read this article by the Korean Herald:

They addressed Jk's new image:

I found it amusing that ran with this new image of Jungkook based on one song only. I'm remembering other recent fashion shoots and projects and he doesn't really come off as hot guy who ditched his pretty boy vibe. He was both.

It makes sense that the het agenda was pushed. But this all makes me wonder if they (Scotter and friends) were aware that this campaign was coming.

Because this whole look invalidates the Jk they think is needed for the western market. It's easy for Jk to fit the mold they have created because of his piercings and tattoos but he seems to revert back to soft masculinity. Like he's done in the past.

It makes me wonder if they see the mold is not needed? That what Jungkook has been doing and would do without their intervention is enough.

#jungkook #thoughts

[michaelespositostatenisland]

Michael Esposito: Staten Island's Master of Influencer Marketing

In the fast-paced world of digital marketing, he is distinguishing out demands of both creativity and strategic thinking. Michael Esposito, originally from Staten Island, has mastered the art of influencer marketing, propelling brands to new heights with his unique strategy and deep awareness of online trends. As an industry pioneer, Michael's experience has won him a reputation as an influencer marketer extraordinaire, transforming the advertising landscape one campaign at a time.

Navigating the Digital Frontier: Michael's Journey Begins

Michael's path into influencer marketing began with a desire to connect people and brands in meaningful ways. With a marketing background and a natural talent for networking, he soon saw the value of using social media influencers to amplify business messaging and reach new audiences. With Staten Island as his backdrop, Michael set out to transform the digital marketing landscape by forming relationships that would catapult businesses to the forefront of online debate. Also read Michael Esposito's Staten Island: An Influencer Marketer Extraordinaire.

The Power of Influence: Leveraging Partnerships for Success

Michael Esposito Staten Island's success as an influencer marketer is based on his ability to create true relationships with influencers whose values are consistent with those of the businesses they represent. By carefully selecting partners who identify with their target demographic, Michael ensures that each ad feels genuine and approachable, creating customer trust and loyalty. Michael's smart collaborations with local businesses and global brands have produced outstanding results, increasing engagement and sales in the ever-changing digital economy.

Innovative Strategies: Redefining the Paradigm of Marketing

In an industry dominated by traditional advertising approaches, Michael's unique strategies have distinguished him as a visionary in the field of influencer marketing. From immersive brand experiences to interactive social media campaigns, he is constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible, leveraging the power of technology and creativity to attract the attention of today's sophisticated customers. By being ahead of the curve and embracing emerging trends, Michael keeps his clients at the forefront of the digital conversation, creating brand awareness and loyalty in a highly competitive market.

Driving Results: The Impact of Michael's Expertise

With a track record of accomplishment, Michael Esposito's influence goes far beyond Staten Island, shaping how brands approach digital marketing. From fashion and beauty to food and lifestyle, his strategic insights and inventive campaigns have had an indelible impact on a wide range of industries, producing verifiable results and promoting long-term growth for his clients. As organizations traverse the ever-changing landscape of digital marketing, Michael's knowledge serves as a guiding light, illuminating the route to success in an increasingly connected world.

Conclusion

As Michael Esposito Staten Island continues to change the paradigm of influencer marketing, his passion for innovation and dedication to quality have solidified his position as an industry innovator. From Staten Island to the world stage, his strategic insights and creative vision have altered the way brands interact with consumers, creating engagement and fostering meaningful connections in the digital age. As the world of marketing evolves, Michael's impact will definitely define the industry's future, leaving an everlasting legacy of innovation and success behind him.

#machine learning #Influencer Marketing #Michael Esposito Staten Island #businesses #entrepreneur #blockchain #digital transformation #technology #digital marketing #innovation

[saintlaurentproblems]

If the original cast agreed to do a reunion film, what storylines would you want to see? I always wanted to see Nate and Blair together again.

IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK LITERALLY TWO MONTHS TO ANSWER. it has been sitting in my drafts for months!

Here's my old idea. We’re pretending that the recent Gossip Girl reboot isnt canon.

The reboot title wouldn’t have Gossip Girl in it. It would be more like “Upper East Side.”

I would like to change my old idea a little bit.

Chuck - Dead. Everyone has to come back for his funeral. He can be in flashback scenes with Blair. He was hiding that he was terminally ill. Only Blair and Lily knew he was sick.

Dan - successful novelist and travels the world with Serena. Serena wants to start a family while Dan keeps pushing it off. They separate and Serena goes back to NY. Vanessa and Dan rekindle. Dan goes back to NY to ask Serena for a divorce. However, Dan decides to stick around because he missed his friends and family and gets jealous when Serena is seen with an old flame.

Serena - Steps back into the NY social scene after living in Dan’s shadow for years. She decides to live with Blair to help her after Chuck’s passing. Serena has been having an emotional affair with Carter since running into him during one of Dan’s press tours in Europe. Serena tries to hide her feelings for Carter by dating [insert new celebrity character]. Serena distracts herself by focusing on becoming an IT girl again.

Blair - Chuck and Blair were keeping Chuck’s illness a secret. They were hoping they could find a cure but Chuck ends up not wanting to fight anymore. Blair and Chuck failed to conceive another child through the years. She tried IVF and researched the surrogate route but she found herself putting her career first. Later, Serena gets pregnant with Carter’s baby. This causes drama between Serena and Blair because Serena got pregnant without trying. Blair is so angry and exhausted from Chuck’s death and family drama, she approves a marketing campaign that gets horrible backlash. Blair has an emotional breakdown and starts going to therapy. Blair ends up meeting a new love interest that catches her off guard. Serena ends up working with a competitor which drives a bigger wedge between their friendship.

Jenny - Surprisingly, Blair and Jenny worked several years together under the Eleanor Waldorf brand. Blair and Jenny won’t call each other “friends” but they have a mutually respectful relationship. Jenny ended up leading the company and started her own brand similar to Staud, Anine Bing, etc. She’s an edgy fashion mogul and dated many rockstars, photographers, and artists. Blair talks shit in the press about Jenny’s brand which causes drama. Jenny creates an alliance with Nelly Yuki.

Nate - Sold the spectator to a major media outlet. He became a VC and loves to invest in new tech companies. His family wants him to revisit the idea of becoming a politician. Nate’s family set him up on a date with a woman in the political world. Nate has a been hooking up with Jenny on and off for years. Nate just started becoming friends with Dan again so it makes their friends with benefits relationship awkward. they end it and just stay friends. Nate is jealous that most of his family settled down and started a family. Nate ends up becoming a politician and finds himself in an enemies to lovers relationship with his arranged love interest.

Carter Baizen - Considering Sebastian is pretty famous now I think he deserves a bigger role. Carter becomes the main love interest of Serena. It’s a slow burn relationship. He reconnected with Nate and gets asked to help with his political campaign. After paying his debt to the Buckley’s, he ended up working his way up in the business and became a well-respected businessman/public figure. He is still shady at times and will cross the line to get what he wants. Similar to a Michael Rubin type of business man. He tries not to fall for Serena again but it ends up happening organically.

Georgina - Makes a grand entrance at the funeral causing a lot of drama with Blair. Georgina reveals that Chuck has been secretly paying off press and PR representatives to make Blair’s collections seem more successful than they actually are. Georgina finds interest in an new anonymous gossip IG account “Deuxmoi inspired.”

Vanessa - I want Vanessa to be less annoying. So I think she should be an executive producer for an independent entertainment company (A24). She mostly focuses on projects that promote important causes but her boss demands that she gets a producer that will bring in money for the company. So she pitches a docuseries about Chuck Bass’ life. Blair is against the idea at first but then eventually agrees to it. It documents his career journey and the last few months of his life.

Lily - On husband #7 now. She’s married to a Mark Cuban type businessman (New Character). Lily and Serena aren’t very close. Eric moved to London with his husband. Lily has two step-daughters who are 23 & 27. They’re very Mary Kate & Ashley meets Gigi & Bella vibes but more public and kind of Serena 2.0. Lily started a company like Goop with her husband.

Lily’s Step Daughters - I figured we need a few younger characters who have a different perspective. They’re cool NY socialites who know the ins and outs of NY. The become the face of Jenny’s brand which launches them into the spotlight. Blair also takes a liking to them. The sisters end up choosing sides in the Serena vs Blair war that takes over NY. Some of their friends can also make appearances that get entangled in the OG cast’s drama.

Rufus - Married a world renowned artist who is very popular amongst Lily and her friends. Rufus is far less annoying and opened his own Weed Dispensary that’s doing very well and collaborates with Goop. Maybe an affair with Lily?????

Who is Gossip Girl?

Gossip Girl is…one of Lily’s step-daughters. But she’s rebrands gossip girl to be something cooler and more exclusive. Think of it like Raya and the clubhouse app. She anonymously hosts a party at zero bond and when guests download the app they have access to secret videos, scandals, and text messages between the OG Casts, Celebrity Gossip, and Political Figures.

#answered #gossip girl #blair waldorf #serena van der woodsen #blake lively #leighton meester #sebastian stan