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qiuweyballs · 7 months

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damian my silly little guy bothering miles (he’s chronically lonely and needs attention, specifically spidermen?)

#miles morales #1610 miles morales #oc x miles morales #oc x spiderman #oc art #smokeflower!#🚬🌻!#stupid ship name for stupid ship #crack oc #he is a #leon kennedy x oc #character. i wish i were lying.

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fang99o · 5 months

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todd ingram save me todd ingram save me todd ingram please save m

#spto #spto fanart #scott pilgram vs the world #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #todd ingram #wallace wells #toddallace #toddace #idfk what their ship name is #it should be something stupid like #gay vegan #I LOVE TODD INGRAM

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felsicveins · 2 months

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"Clay, how are you losing?"

"I'm not! Every time you win a round, you take off a piece of clothing : D "

#trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls oc #trolls oc otto #clay trolls #Floyd trolls #jd trolls #john dory trolls #john dory #brozone #jd ex husband #someone come up with a fun ship name for clay and otto #clotto sounds weird and is uninspired #maybe like ... techtax or something stupid idk

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thatswhatsushesaid · 6 months

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what if the whole jianghu was on grindr actually

#this stupid post features crackships whose names i don't even know sorry #i'll tag the ships i recognize tho #for filtering purposes #suyao #xiyao #wangxian #xuexiao #songxue #ruoyao #nieyao #chengxuan #pls tell me the crackship names for jc/jzx #and sms/lwj #among others lol #mdzs shitposting #god you guys have to stop letting me make these while i'm high

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kaladinkholins · 4 months

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yall i just KEEP doing back to mizu and taigen's wrestling scene in master eiji's forge and like i know that taigen literally got a boner from it BUT THE THING IS out of all the scenes these two have together, this scene actually has the least sexual tension ?!? cuz like the boner aside, this scene is actually very soft and emotions-driven rather than pure passion or lust.

arguably, a more passionate and sexually-charged scene would be their previous brawl in the snow with the chopsticks, which is tense and angry and also the scene that mizu thinks about when madame kaji talks about being honest with one's innermost desires.

but THIS scene in the forge? warm colours. their laughter and their smiles that both equally genuine. the WAY taigen looks at mizu in that scene, staring first at her lips, her smile, then looking into her eyes. and you can see by the framing of the scene and the look on his face that he is, for the first time, seeing her eyes as something beautiful rather than off-putting or frightening.

like before this point he's already come to not only respect mizu as a person and an equal but also admires her as an incredible swordsman and as someone who is kind and honourable* for having saved his life at the expense of her revenge quest. so as of the time of them tussling in the forge, taigen has already put aside his prejudices about mizu's blue eyes and no longer finds them as any cause for disgust. but in this scene he's not just indifferent about her eyes, but attracted too it.

and i'd also like to argue that his boner is not from the physical exertion or the act of wrestling itself, but from the intimacy of a playful spar, enjoying each other's easy company after having established a deep trust with each other (taigen endured torture for mizu and helped defend her from archers in the chasm while mizu saved his life from fowler's castle)

and all this while in the safety of mizu's childhood home while both of them are still recovering from near-death, amplifying their vulnerability with each other.

like when was the last time mizu cracked a genuine smile, let alone a laugh that's more than a little wry chuckle?? and for this to happen at such a low point in her life also speaks to the comfort this little friendly spar gives her.

because like, this is after she failed her mission to kill fowler. meanwhile her sword--the embodiment of her soul--is broken, and ringo who is her closest confidant is now angry at her and barely even looks at her. it just further lends to the inherent tenderness and intimacy in this scene. and i just. AHHHH i love them your honour....

* ALSO as a side note about taigen believing mizu to be honourable: he later realises that this assumption turns out to be quite false when she reveals that she'd not only allowed akemi to be taken away against her will but also has said nothing about fowler's impending attack on edo. also i find it very interesting that out of the two revelations, taigen is less angered by mizu letting akemi being married off (he sighs angrily and marches off saying he has to go to edo to find akemi), but much more angered by mizu's refusal to save the shogun and the shogunate as a whole. this is more proof that taigen's central principles are firmly rooted in the bushido and the concept of honour that comes with that. it's why he lashes out at mizu. because he'd believed mizu to be honourable and righteous, but was proven wrong. that's not to say that taigen is in the right for calling mizu a demon, not by any means. but i just find it a very interesting part of his character and it relates to his relationship and perception of mizu

also while rewatching the episode i found this very funny they just lyin there in the cart like this 🧍🏽‍♂️🧍🏽‍♂️

#blue eye samurai #mizu x taigen #taimizu #taizu #taigen blue eye samurai #mizu blue eye samurai #blue eye samurai meta #sorry yall but i prefer taimizu as the ship name so i'll probably just be using that from now on 🫡#also like.. the way im still recovering from covid while i have 2 deadlines back to back tomorrow and the day after #but im too busy hyperfixating on this show!!!!#if only i could channel all this energy into my actual literary studies papers that'd be great #but at the moment i be caring more about these fuckers than whatever william blake's got going on #jk i do still love william blake's poetry but my stupid ships take up way more space in my brain ykwim 🤒#anyway...#shut up haydar #meta dissertations.pdf #fandom.rtf

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avephelis · 7 months

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jrwi riptide episode 86

#this is the first jrwi fanart im actually posting umm. hiii everybody.#wait. no its not i literally posted the psych torture mouths i'm stupid #jrwi riptide #jrwi #jay ferin #jrwi chip #jasmine drake #avepharts #scarlet captains #<- apparently the ship name. idrk if this counts as ship.#anyway they fucked for sure #sorry.#suggestive

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fishyizm · 13 days

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i think theyre funny

#r1999 #reverse 1999 #regulus reverse 1999 #x reverse 1999 #what would their ship name even be........... regulex?? xegulus?? there is no winning here #rolex kind of sounds like it and would b funny.. idk maybe someone else has already figured it out #goddamn you r1999 and your stupid name choices #fishyizm

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twildflower · 6 months

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#pokemon special #pokespe #pokespe meme #trainer red #trainer gold #pokemon #trainer green #trainer blue #rival green #rival silver #trainer silver #polishipping #imperialshipping #preciousmetalshipping #honestly i dont know. can i make a name for their poly ship(s).#i want to make a name for red/green/gold and red/green/gold/silver #green is the only older one in these headshots thats kinda funny #twflpokespe #even though i still dont know how green and silver interact. kinda. like i dont know how can they connect. except for having stupid bfs

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thelesbianthespianposts · 2 months

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Rating superhero/villain dynamics on how gay they are

Batman/Joker:

do i even have to say it. Usually they have a pretty one sided thing with Joker being high-key obsessed with him but Batman has no interest in that at all. Way overhyped imo. bonus points for the Lego Batman Movie 7/10

Superman/Lex Luthor

despite many factors and the fact they have a son together, there’s not a lot of tension. Plus Lex gives major homophobic vibes, (he’d make pride lexcorp merch while backing don’t say gay bills)

2/10 for kon

Green Lantern(Hal Jordan)/Sinestro

oh my god. They have the whole friends to enemies thing that you could swap for lovers to enemies so easily. The worst exes you’ve ever seen. I think they’re actually a couple in some comics (prolly an AU). That one episode of DC Super Hero Girls (the new one) where Hal fights both Sinestro and Carol and they’re said to be on the same level. good shit

10/10

Wonder Woman/Cheetah

it depends on the comic. Sometimes they’re very flirty and suggestive and other times they’re tearing each other’s clothes off bc the male author thought it’d be hot. I think that goes for a lot of woman/woman dynamics in comics tho. I honestly don’t get sometimes why they’re fighting bc they seem to have a lot in common.

6/10 they should just date

Dick Grayson/Slade Wilson

Jesus Christ guys wtf are y’all doing. They have the funniest dynamic in all of DC comics. Old ass ‘nam vet picks fight with 15 year old who he blames his son’s death on. While I adore the 2003 teen titans show, they got the dynamic so wrong. Their dynamic only becomes homoerotic once Dick is an adult. They have profound respect for each other but they also fucking hate each other. They’re enemies, they’re friends, they’re co-parents, they’re the least mentally stable people you’ve even seen.

20/10 unparalleled

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rondoel · 2 years

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So I recently found out by seeing one fanart that Tiso/Cloth is a thing and furthermore a thing that is sooo up my alley??

Like no matter how you see them, bffs of whatevs, the potential in this dynamic is just 👌👌 stellar

#hollow knight #comic #tiso #cloth #hk #does it have a ship name?#clothiso?#anyway I'm sold #it's like genzarya but personalities are switched #also #I like to think #that Tiso would've won trial of the fool #which makes that he died in such stupid way #even more hilariously ironic #😂#rondos #tisocloth

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sanseru · 2 months

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Context: My friend and I are doing an rp where Dad-Nar and Professor Membrane are dating. We also came up with the idea that some aliens can pretty much smell whether you're a dom or a sub.

And that's the story of how this happened.

I made this while high so uh...