#stupid roomate

[thebucketpail]

When You Accidentally Kill a Clown pt. 5

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Pt.5 (tws; mention of unhealthy eating habits,)

Danny let out a long sigh as he stood up, cursing whatever gods decided to mess with his life. He had just gotten comfortable too! He was in the zone, productive, then this.

“Terry, if you two so much as touch my bed I will kill you.” His roomate, Terry, had just come in loud and boisterous as always, rambling about how Danny had to leave for the night, again. Ancients what was with this guy.

“Yeah, yeah dude I got it, don't touch your shit. Now could you please hurry? She’ll be here in like 2 minutes,” Terry said as Danny, grumpily, shoved books in his backpack.

“You,” Danny pointed at a finger at him, “Have a problem.”

“Uh huh, now move. Come on vamanos,” he replied, ushering Danny through the door.

“And you owe me,”

“Mhhm,” and the door shut in his face. Great. Now he has to find somewhere to stay for the night, preferably without getting mugged. It had been almost two weeks since his terrible awful horrible day featuring the Joker, Red Hood, and a very hangry seagull, and nothing too out of the ordinary had happened. Well, aside from the fact that Danny was being stalked by an ex-crime lord turned vigilante.

Some would say he’s being paranoid and that would probably be fair, Danny had nothing to go off of save for an unsettling feeling of being watched, and the occasional hum of a muffled core. But it was so clearly the hooded man who had taken him for burgers not two weeks ago. It didn’t really matter that much, he just had to keep a lid on his ghostliness is all, but being watched like that was still unsettling.

Regardless, Danny hoisted his bag further onto his shoulder and headed down the hall, he’d probably find a coffee shop or library or something to study in. Classes had only been in session for about a week and a half but the ghost was already swamped with homework. Well that’s what he gets for dumping all his required classes into the first semester.

A brightly colored blur moved in his peripheral vision as he entered a quaint shop. Danny had found this place roughly ten days ago while hunting for some decent espresso. The coffee shop stayed open until eleven at night, one might figure how that would attract coffee addicted insomniacs, as such, Danny had visited this shop every evening usually around 8. So it was a bit of a surprise to see him settling into a nook at 4 in the afternoon. Once Danny was thoroughly satisfied with his setup, he went to order.

“Hey Danny!” Anne greeted from behind the counter, she was busy tying an apron around her waist but gave a small wave anyway, giving a slight nod, “Aren’t you here a bit early? You're usually my closing customer, not my opening,” she joked.

“Yeah, well my roommate kind of kicked me out,so here I am,” They said, smiling as they gestured to themself and the shop at large.

“You want your usual?” she asked, hand poised over the tablet at the register. Their usual was 8 shots of espresso with, what sam called, ‘an ungodly amount of sweet cream and chocolate.’

But at 4 o’clock Danny figured they’d get an early dinner/late lunch instead.

“Actually I’ll have a hot chocolate, dark, with extra cream,” they said grinning, “Oh and add some caramel.”

Anne raised one eyebrow, a small smile tugged at the corner of her mouth as she held back a small chuckle, “Anything else? Food maybe? You look like you haven’t eaten,” and, well, maybe that was true, when was the last time they’d eaten? 6 am maybe? They had a bagel.

“Uuuuuummmmm,” Danny’s eyes scanned the board on the wall behind Anne, “Surprise me? Something with chocolate,” They said. Anne smirked.

“You got it, give me one moment,” Danny moved to the side as she began work on their order. The shop was quiet, save for the loud whirring of the various machines behind the bar. There were a few patrons scattered around, engrossed in their own devices. Which made it all the more noticable, to Danny apparently as no one else seemed to bat an eye, when a scruffy, black haired teenager dressed in red and black stumbled in.

Red Robin’s eyes swept the small shop for a moment before he started moving toward the counter.

“Hey RR, I’ll be with you in a moment,” Anne called from her place at the espresso machine. Danny just stared, mouth probably hanging wide open. Why was Red Robin at their favorite coffee place? And why was everyone here so chill with it?

Danny was pulled from their wondering when Anne deposited their hot chocolate and some coffee cake next to them. They took the food but didn’t move from their place. Seriously? Danny knew plenty of superheroes/ vigilantes (Okay maybe only like two but that's semantics) They should be acting cool about this. But it was just so strange. Maybe this is how Amity Parkers felt whenever they had to watch Phantom have a screaming match with a faulty vending machine, or Red Huntress and Phantom sharing a burger whilst covered head to toe in ectoplasm.

“Your regular five o’clock death wish?” Anne asked, already typing the order into the register, not even looking up when Red Robin nodded. Ancients, did that kid look tired. It was hard to tell with the mask, but he couldn’t have been more than 17. No 17 year old had the right to have such a weary look to their eyes at only 5 in the afternoon. Danny should know, they had sported the same look at his age.

And wasn’t that a thought.

Anne handed off the DeathWish to RR who immediately took a very long drink. Danny was surprised the kid hadn’t chugged it all in one go. He thanked Anne, paid and disappeared out the door, curling himself around the coffee all the while, like it was a precious artifact or something.

“Was that Red Robin?”

“Mhhhm,” Anne replied, “He comes in here before patrol every once in a while. Treats coffee like a lifeline. He’s addicted if you ask me. Once, he ordered three Death Wishes in one sitting. I asked if he was sharing and he just stared at me with dead eyes.”

“oh. Well that’s… something.” Danny said, moving back to his study nook. And Danny thought they were obsessed with coffee. But three death wishes? Three??? At once????? This city's vigilantes were all batshit insane. They'd have to talk to Lady Gotham about her taste in knights.

“You’re telling me,” She snorted. As Danny returned to his English homework. God why did it have to be English homework. Well at least he had chocolate.

About two hours later, Danny almost spit out their coffee when Red Robin came back for more.

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Notes; Ahhhhhhh, just a little blrb. I was gonna do more but then I didn't feel like it, so have this little encounter while I think of ways to work civilian Jason into Danny’s life.

And If you think I’m projecting my chocolate addiction onto Danny than you are absolutely right.

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Pt.6

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #dc #dp x dc crossover #tim drake #buckets writes things? #Danny just wants to study wth #stupid roomate #coffee shop time! #Tim is addicted to coffee #its actually scary at this point #we dont mention hiw Danny's chocolate addiction is any better #or projection in any way #when you accidentally kill a clown

[lemon-box]

No. No. No. NO. NO! I WILL NOT BE DEVELOPING A BOY MEETS WORLD BRAINROT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2022 BECAUSE I AM DESPERATE FOR GOOD PARENTS AND A LOVING FAMILY AND EVERY OTHER CHARACTER HAS ME GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET BECAUSE THE HUMOR HAS SOMEHOW AGED WELL, THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING TO ME.

THIS CANNOT BE MY PUNISHMENT.

#boy meets world #eric matthews #cory matthews #jeric #eric x jack #cory x shawn #youtube recommendations you win again #it all started with that stupid video #how are any of them straight #i just want to be loved by parental figures #and they were roomates

[soldier-poet-king]

Oh AND my parents are being all passive aggressive woe is me about Christmas decorations and 'family time's and whatever bc we still don't have a tree or have anything decorated bc the week where we would normally do that we were out of town BC my COUSIN DIED SUDDENLY and somehow my mother decided she can't decorate during the day WHEN SHES HOME ALL BY HERSELF BC no apparently she has to spend all day with my grandmother (who tbf i think is starting to be increasingly needy and aging and fine but also like set some goddamn boundaries this is what happens when you indulge her every whim for your entire life and move down the literal street and never get any distance) and so it's just endless goddamn drama and I'm EXHAUSTED BY IT like I get she keeps the house running but what the fuck does she do ALL DAY that she has time to complain and pick passive aggressive fights with my father like. Ma'am. Ma'am. The rest of us work AND still manage house, maybe not to your standards, but idk why ur complaining about having your cake and eating it too like. Grow tf up like the rest of us. Life isn't a hallmark movie, stop making ME MISERABLE I straight up refused to go get a tree with them I'm not having this argument while they pick a fight in public BC they're insanely picky about the PERFECT TREE like weird white ppl for the 27th year in a row. Fuck.

#please please please let me fuckin leave #its me in my room playing video games against the world #sebastian contra munda except its fran contra familia #really not. helping. my resolve to not just casually have wine everyday #I DONT. I DO NOT. I AM VERY RESPONSIBLE #but the DESIRE IS THERE just to not deal with their shit #instead i have my stupid lil watter bottle and my stupid healthy foods and my stupid little insanity #there is not enough distance in the world. tbh. to free me from this #but not being in the house would be a START #please. let me get that job. so i can afford nasty city rent and leave #i have no friends ergo no roomate potential. and my ocd wont let me live with strangers #at least my family is the devil you know #but HOLY SHIT

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Been rotating college au swiftli around in my head lately ngl

#probably not gonna tag this one just being a babbling baba #they'd be so funny #imagine Freddie's teen talk story where he's showing that dude the campus and runs into all his friends #but it's Taylor and Linc #(guys like us are cooool in college cooooool in college) #more of a gothcleats gal overall but swiftli is such a comfort ship for me #my stupid fucking swiftli playlist is single-handedly getting me through this semester #they'd be roomates (oh my god they were roomates) #not at first they'd have different dorm rooms at first #oh my god they'd be like Troy and Abed #mutuals if you haven't watched Community omg come OVER we'll watch it together #wait could Terry be a prof at their uni that'd be so funny #omg and Henry could be a geology professor... #but what would their majors be???? #<- If you've thoughts on the matter please I'm open to ideas

[fulgurbugs]

ohhh yeah my roomate is very bad at hiding gifts shes getting people so she showed me that she got me a g1 gloom beach draculaura for christmas! im really excited to get my hands on her, she'll be my first g1 draculaura. hoping shes not too messy or gluey, but im always up for a good doll restoration. i just have to figure out where on the shelves to put her...

#dux doll tag #i dont know what to get her back #god i still have so much shopping to do #i also gotta open up my december comms discount to get more present money #but i think i can say it here since she doesnt have tumblr #so we constantly joke about getting decor for the dorm thats like. comically stupid meme shit #and one of the items we keep bringing up and then not buying is #an item we have been referring to as the zosan lesbian flag. #because thats what it is. so i think when i get my apple pencil back ill get to work on making a really shitass zosan fanart #to put on a lesbian flag and get that shit printed. #that or make the gojo cutout my roomate really wants to put directly across from the toilet....

[crispyliza]

I'm no contact with my family but not because there's any bad blood between us, I'm just really bad at answering calls and messages.

#we actually talk several times a week if anyone manages to get ahold of me #same goes for my friends #i once didn't answer any messages for so many months that 3 of my friends that have no connection to each other separately called my dad's #office to check if i was alive #and my dad was like “idk haven't talked to her in a while” #back then i was roomates with my sister so she gave people updates on me but now I'm back to living alone so woops #depression is a bitch #text #crispy talks #stupid joke #I'm getting better at it though

[cowboyabunga]

megstiel is a great ship you guys just hate women :(

#in a perfect world they become besties in high school through a series of unfortunate events/shenenagians #become roomates in college then besties w benefits #eventually they decided to give themselves a go and have like a 6 month whirlwind romance going crazy stupid w each other super happy #then one night after like the second best sex of their lives they look at each other and both ask 'do you wanna break up?' #anyway nothing really changes they still sleep in the same bed bc they're used to it now they don't tell anyone they just move on w their #lives. it doesn't even effect them meg just complains that no one lives up to cas's standard now #they're the besties everyone thinks is together and like several partners are like. are you SURE you're not cheating on me w ur roommate #that you have weird homosexual tension w despite y'all being opposite genders? #meg thinks it's hilarious cas just wants ppl to stop assuming #eventually meg gets a girlfriend or something idk spn doesn't have a lot female characters #destiel happens. obviously #dean and meg have the weirdest relationship ever #spn #meg masters #castiel #my.txt

[icewindandboringhorror]

... how am I meant to get any sort of restful sleep when it's like 85F indoors in my bedroom at NIGHT .. hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#why the next poll adventure and everything else has taken so long lol.. I straight up have just not done anything #the past few days... staring down my todo list and sweating hopelessly #AT LEAST it;s relatively low humidity. the highest it's been up to is maybe 65%. but is usually around 50 or 40ish #There is one small window air conditioner in a roomate's room that can KIND OF be shared by nailing a sheet up to block off the hallway #with the rooms in it so the cool air goes into the other bedrooms but doesnt flow out into the kitchen or etc but #wjhen it's the time of day that the sun is directly hitting the window & it's like 102F outside even that doesnt help much. to cool 3 rooms #and I always feel like we're going to explode the air conditioner or something running it too much with direct heat on it. sometimes it #smells like hot plastic or whatever ghj.. so it's mostly just.. block off all windows with 5 layers of blankets and cardboard #starting at 10am (meaning.. no indoor light for days basically.. no natural lighting.. time passes weird. hard to determine time of day). #throw water on the bed every night so you sleep in wet sheets and keep your clothes and hair wet at all times. ice. cold drinks. keep a #little fan running pointed directly at you nearly 24/7 even when sleeping with a fan blowing air on you makes your eyes and throat painfull #dry. etc. etc.. and i KNOW people have it worse in plenty of places blah blah. i am just complaining on my little blog that is about me lol #I think the biggest thing about lack of adequate/central air conditioning for me is just the LACK of productivity!!! I am working on games! #and novels!! and so many other crafts. costumes! sculptures!!! things I want to do!!! we all have a limited amount of time on this planet a #nd I have so many goals!! To lose basically 4-5 days straight or producivity - when if I had been able to temperature #control my environment better I could have easily gotten more done because I wouldn't be laying around nuseous and too hot #and sick to do anything all day etc. -- is like.... GRRRRRR... it just feels so senseless.. i could have USEd that time... #Every CEO who has contributed to global warming owes me 1million doallrs to fund my art projects and make up for all the time #I've lost on them due to their stupid bullshit.. also they should be stoned to death in a public square. but redistribute the money FIRST #to everyone on the planet. but especially people who have been affected by floods. fires. etc. etc. #poor people who have limited choice in housing and access to air conditioning. homeless people in cooling centers. people with disabillitie #and health issues that are worse in the heat so the entire future just seems increasingly terrifying for them. etc. etc. #ANYWAY.... eughhhgh.... It can cool down SLIGHTLY at night but the past few nights I have been sleeping in an 81 degree room and I wake up #and first thing in the morning its like 82 by then and I'm so nauseous and nasty feeling... just so so tired of it.. I NEED SNOW #literally not even joking.. snow would heal me. .. oughffff... #AND i got the new nasty stinky poo poo pee pee tumblr dashboard update lol.. e v i l

[jessiesjaded]

Some of you guys say such weird gendered shit but you really really think you're being progressive and I just earnestly do not understand being that unthinking

#like in the past couple days i saw someone insisting any man who crosses his legs cannot be straight #and it wasn't like a joke they weren't being silly they seemed to genuinely believe THE ACT OF CROSSING LEGS WAS INHERENTLY FEMININE #and therefore any dude who does it has to be gay like ????????????????? #and its not the first time i've seen comments like that #just fucking odd tbh #and then today i see numerous people commenting on a vid posted by a gay men of his straight roomates #that the roomates cant possibly be straight bc they like.... Dancing. #yeah dancing. #the act of moving ones body #i guess only girls and gay boys are allowed to be good at it? #its just so like please fucking think before you speak some of you are so stupid #also its so fucking funny bc these are lil tumblrite so called forward thinking people but literally??? #saying shit like men crossing their legs or dancing is gay is some shit those ultra conservative insane cishet alpha male weirdo types #would say #like if taken out of context the thing youre saying can believably be some shit some right wing podcaster would say #maybe be quiet for a minute jesus

[leucoratia]

@mister13eyond I have created something very silly inspired by your post. You ask and I shall deliver.

Little comic under readmore <3 (this is my first time making comics and it shows lmaoo)

I'm not sorry

#lu speaks #I did what had to be done #(i wanted to create something stupid hope you enjoyed it lmaooo) #i love vin lmao I want to draw him some more #he'll probably grace my page some more #vin #mutuals #my art #yrsinne #yes yrsinne and dia are roomates (bedrugingly)

[theclearblue]

2024 resolution is to spend more time in my living room/kitchen and get over my fear of being Percieved by the people I live with.

#this is so stupid lol but genuinely it is a problem #like i'm friends with all of my roomates we get along great but im like #scared of getting judged for a show im watching or what i'm eating?? it's so irrational #this like 100% stems from issues I had living with my parents lol but i just wanna be comfortable in shared living spaces!! #like a normal person

[lesbianturrets]

Guys I don’t think I want Psych to be with Kat anymore 💔

#kat is loving while psych is too. well #unloving #sometimes I just want them to be stupid fucking roomates #but idk #because kat is just. SHE NEEDS SOMEONE TO GIVE ALL HER LOVE TO #but psych doesnt deserve her like actually. hes a bit of a bitch

[beetlepuff]

Why is there no Elpheba and Janis content?

Im sorry but those two would be bestiessss. 

I watched wicked for the first time over the weekend and one of the things that I couldn’t stop thinking about was that Elpheba and Janis would be great friends. LIke put mean girls characters (fandom version/interpretations if u like) in Shiz. Hello the absolute power that Karen and Elpheba would have as well

#please someone see the vision #wicked x mean girls cross over #janis & Elpheba #only canon outside of the musical queer misfits at highschool #Elpheba and janis discussing their stupid crushes on their roomates #gelphie #This might also be because of Mary Kate and also Megan #megan played both gretchen and narissa and Mary Kate was both Elpheba and janis #i have too many thoughts to put into words right now but someone please make a crossover between these two pleeeaaassseeee

[asexualastarion]

Covid is unfortunately spreading around my marching band. Was talking to this guy I hate. He was like “I can’t believe I didn’t get it!” (a close contact of his tested positive last week). I said. “Well don’t call it too soon, it can take up to two weeks to incubate”. He said. “Wait, for real?!”. Girl. I hate you so much

#WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID #it’s like everyone forgot everything COVID related once the mask mandates ended. kill me #I have been spared so far thank god even though people I’ve stood or sat next to for long periods of time have gotten it #also like the are no fucking regulations bitches will be out with Rona and back like four days later cause they tested negative once. #girl go home. #it’s like week two or three since people have started to get sick and this plague is going to spread around the band for MONTHS if this is #the way people are acting #people’s ROOMATES will be sick with it and they’ll show up to practice without a mask. what in the hell

[superiorkenshi]

Missing my bestie so much for like no reason??? RAMA WHERE ARE YOU IT'S BEEN AGE SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU 😭

#I want to watch a stupid show with them #I want us to comment how everyone is gay on the stupid show #and eat some random lebanese food that are way too good #DONNEZ MOI LES PAIN A LA VIANDE LA DONT JAI PAS LE NOM #bref Rama ramene ton boule je sais pas quand faut quon se voit la c'est trop #je souffre de la distance #my husband is at war (my futur roomate) #I don't know when I will see them again (surely soon) #and our children miss them (we have plush that we share) #:'(

[computerpeople]

if youre reading this and youve messaged me recently and i havent respoinded im sorry my situation with my roommates has gotten erally stressful and triggering so ive been spending a lot of my time trying to stay away from it like being outdoors and shit and ive been really distracted. ily ill get to it asap

#im sorry :( shit keeps fucking happening #both me and my partner are in this stupid pit of ptsd triggers and feeling insane and our roomates being awful #ugh #txt #were moving soon so itll be okay