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blackwolfstabs · 6 months
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realization!! character analogies
stu macher >> sid (Ice Age) & billy loomis >> diego (Ice Age)
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just think about it. it can't just be me.
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Oh so imagine Billy wearing Stu’s jacket sometimes cause Stu’s just a gentleman to him
A quick little messy afternoon sketching sesh never hurt anybody
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His fingers are turning blue billy. Just give it back
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sharpth1ng · 27 days
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THATS TONGUE FOLKS.
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druid-boy-punk · 4 months
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feeling romantic feelings but not liking romantic relationships is a wild ride folks. 0/10 wouldn’t recommend.
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smashlovesscream · 7 months
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I'm so excited to make the saddest ending possible to fuel my sadness tank
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loomis-macher · 3 months
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that moment when scream 1996 is brought up in casual conversation and you have to act completely normal and not give away the fact that you write stuilly fics and might be unhealthily attached to these characters
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oceanicjessie · 1 month
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[ Cupid Meme || Stuilly || Debaser ]
I FINISHED IT! o(〃^▽^〃)o I didn't think I'd finish it within a morning but somehow I did. I blame the fact this idea has been twirling in my head for so long. Remember to read 'Debaser by Sharpthings on AO3', if you haven't already as this meme is set within that fic and you'll just appreciate it a little more with context in mind, though I'm sure you can all appreciate it regardless!
I messed around with editing and perhaps I went a little overboard with it but I like how it all came out in the end and I hope you all agree!
I KNOW CIRCUMCISE IS SPELT WRONG, PLEASE DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE IT, SMILE AND WAVE PEOPLE, SMILE AND WAVE!
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liverralonee · 25 days
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heyyy 😛🙏 whats ur favourite stuilly headcanon?? you have so many, but whats ur fav
i think my fav has to be the whole thing about them loving animals. like i just can’t see stu and billy killing animals.
i believe the whole thing about stu hunting and maybe even billy but i feel like after that started killing people they gave up on that, but even before i feel like they’d never kill animals .
i wouldn’t see billy actively like adopting pets or anything even as an adult but stu? STU ADORES ANIMALS WHEN HE AND BILLY LIVE TOGETHER AFTER EVERYTHING HE WANTS SO MANY ANIMALS
idc if they’re dead they’re alive to me but anyway
anyway this is a little based on the fact that stu canonically has a dog and maybe even a cat considering it was in his garage right before tatum died
BUT YEAH STU AND BILLY COULD NEVER HATE ANIMALS !!!!!!!
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inky-snowdrop · 11 months
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~ Love Is Love ~
A 2023 L.G.B.T+ Aesthetic Collection
Day 9 • Stu Macher is Gay!
Day 8 • Day 10
👇🏽 Pride Headcanons Below! 👇🏽
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It'll surprise no one to know that Stu is madly in love with Billy Loomis... Has been since the first moment they met. Though it's not because of this attraction that Stu commits all the murders. The romance is just a little bonus!
Stu is a puppy dog when showing affection. Because of this, Stu's love language can easily shift to constantly fit Billy's current mood... BUT, if he had choose a love language, he'd pick physical touch all. the. way!
His parents have no idea that he is gay... In fact, they don't know a lot of shit about him. Because the house is so big and empty most of the time, it's not hard to throw parties and have some romantic flings in order to forget that Billy is in a relationship with Sidney. Randy is not immune to Stu's charms and he's fun enough, but he's not really who Stu wants...
Stu and Tatum are in a relationship because they are both gay and hopelessly in love with their best friends. They actually have a bet to see who can kiss their crush first... This was suggested by Stu and Tatum agreed only if the kiss doesn't fuck with Sid and Billy's relationship (Stu doesn't see how it COULDN'T mess with the relationship and thinks that's kinda the point, but goes along with Tatum's terms anyway)
Following along with Matthew Lillard's Twitter post about Stuilly, Stu would be the one to adopt the dogs and he wouldn't be able to stop adopting dogs! Their entire house would be rampant with puppies and honestly it would annoy Billy, but the dogs calm him and make Stu happy, so he lets them stay. Stu doesn't pick favorites, but Billy does and she's a 4 year old pitbull named Nancy (after Nancy Thompson, obviously)
If Stu had to pick a song to describe his sexuality, he'd pick: Terror in My Heart by The Reds
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rottingvulture · 1 day
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Do you have any personal redesigns or headcanons for the scream 1996 cast? 👀
it depends on whether we are taking a modern au or the canon timeline.
If it's during the 1990s, then not much would be different. I'm not going to go through my "modern au" headcanons and redesigns in this post, but I might on a different one
Billy would have slightly longer hair, and he'd wear grungier clothing. I'm a stuilly fan so I'd say that him and Stu are dating in secret and those movie nights really were just an excuse for dates. Also they used to do boy scouts together.
For Stu, again not much is changed. He probably got a nose piercing to piss off his parents and because Billy talked about liking them. His go to outfit is jeans, a tank top, and some sort of fun/colorful unbuttoned shirt over it, like the orange one he wore in the movie. Also his hair is more like how matthew lillards was in senseless than it is in scream.
I don't have much for Randy besides the fact that after the events of scream, he became a stoner before being like "aw fuck if there's a sequel I'm gonna die"
For Tatum, I'd say she fits the "popular cheerleader but still smart" type of character. Maybe not straight As but definetly at least Bs. I love her outfits sm that I don't really want to change her style 😭
For sidney, she definetly had a crush on Tatum, but at least in the 90s, she never would have told Tatum. She did blonde streaks in her hair at home. Her outfit style also pretty much stays the same in my imagining for her. Sweater and jean combinations, or a shirt, her jean jacket, and a darker pair of pants. Dresses and skirts were for special occasions.
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sharpth1ng · 9 months
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ShitpostShitpostShitpost-
Stu: “Hey what award do you think they’re going to give you in the year book?”
Billy: “I really don’t give a shit”
Stu: “How about… most deadest girlfriend.”
Billy: “Are you sure you’re going to graduate? Did you pass English?”
Stu: “Most bubblest butt-”
Billy: “Oh my god no-“
Stu: “Most dick-suckerest. ”
Billy: “Shut the fuck up??” *trying to walk away* “Oh my god don��t follow me-“
Stu: “Sorry man, I got distracted by the bubblest butt.” *dodging punches* “By the way, any chance I can get in on some of that dick-suckering?”
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Okaaaay pls gib that pre-TBABTO Stuilly scene. The night they got together, before they met Reader. I need to see the high emotions of that moment!
Ahhhhh! I am so, so happy you asked for this! I am so stoked to finally get this out! I wanted to write this for like ever! So fucking happy holidays to you Sunny, @polyghostfacehours this is for you, the biggest TBABTO fan ever! So for the unaware, Two Boys Are Better Than One, is my poly!Ghostface long fic, I adore it, and writing one-shots and exploring parts of it is the best, so whenever I can sink my teeth into this verse again I do it. I spent so long on this one, so much thought went into it, I hope you allll adore it! This is how Billy and Stu got together in TBABTO specifically. This is also my first like non reader fic, just legit characters, so that is wild too! Everyone enjoy the last fic of the year! Oh, and happy new year!
Rating. Explicit. Length. 5.1K. Billy Loomis X Stu Macher. NOT READER INSERT! Pre-Events Of TBABTO. Warnings: Emotions. Shitting On Maureen Hard. Crying. Murder. Gore. Death. Lying. Making Out. Sneaking Around. Mentions Of Oral And Hand Stuff. Emotional Confessions.
“What If It Isn’t A Joke?”
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Billy Loomis was one of the most consistent things in Stu’s life. 
Certainly more so than his parents ever have been. He felt invisible in his own house, his folks were much more concerned with other things so he had the need to get his attention outside of the house. What is one of the easiest and most satisfactory ways to do that? Being a loud and funny kind of guy, a class clown, naturally, it works, he gets the attention he has sorely been missing at home and in the process he ends up meeting Billy. 
The two might seem a little odd as friends at first but they just work, always have, a sort of ease that was hard to find and that few friendships ever did. Did they fight and get on each other's nerves at times? Duh. 
What close friends didn’t?
Stu could be sensitive and Billy could have issues with his temper and both could say shit at times they didn’t mean, especially while upset, but it was always ironed out in the end. 
It was easier to deal with the hard emotions when he was around Billy, he felt heard and understood, someone else got him and kept him distracted when stuff was rough. So whenever the favour was in need of being returned Stu was more than happy, willing and able. 
The hardest time in Billy’s life was unexpected to say the least. Billy’s home life always seemed so much more stable, he liked going to his house, his mom was always sweet to him, they seemed happy, adjusted, normal. 
Mr.Loomis’ affair was a complete shock when it came out. 
The fact that Billy’s dad cheated was insane, him cheating with his son’s friend’s mother was unbelievable, totally unthinkable. 
So Stu was there for him, when the news came out, when everything looked so dour, when Billy’s mom left, he became the distraction his friend so desperately needed. Whatever he felt like Billy needed he was more than willing to do. Making him laugh became harder and harder, but the few times he could it would make Stu melt inside, the sound and smile spreading from brunette to blonde.
Stu really thought that Billy was starting to do better until the other horrible news came out. While his family was torn apart, Sidney’s was not, Mr.Prescott was insistent on them working it out, her family was still whole. Billy was avoiding Sidney like the plague, not wanting to be around her in any capacity. If they hadn’t been friends, if he didn’t go around to her place, then maybe the two wouldn’t have met, maybe his mom would still be around, it was too much to think about. 
It was the first time he had ever seen him cry. Billy had cried in his life, sure, but he always hid it, didn’t want to be seen in that way, not even by his best friend but as they sat in Stu’s bedroom and he let loose emotionally. Divulging all he held in the tears fell and Stu didn’t judge or blame him, honestly shocked it took this long for him to get to this point. He wanted to reach out and touch him but he didn’t, afraid it might make his friend lash out. It was hard to see him like this, he was just as upset honestly, it was total bullshit, seeing him hurt so much made him hurt too. He didn’t deserve this, his family torn up, he let his own feelings spill forth as he said, “Maureen is a fucking bitch.” 
It was like the floodgates opened even further after that, encouraged from what Stu said he began to really allow himself to vent, “She is such a bitch! She’s so fucking fake-”
“The fakest.” Stu agreed with a nod, before the rant from his friend continued, “-to think I went over to her house, I fucking sat there, ate the shitty food she cooked and she acted all sweet and normal all while she was fucking MY dad! Destroying MY parents' marriage!”
It was nauseating, again Billy and Sidney were friends for fucksake and she did that? Looked at one of her daughter's friends and went after their dad. 
Billy ran a shaky hand through his hair and Stu in a moment of bravery, finally reached out, his hand to his friend’s knee and he said seriously while meeting his gaze, “She’s a disgusting fucking slutbag whore who deserves to rot.” 
Billy let out a humorless laugh, closer to a sob, “You can say that again man, fuck.” 
The pair said some truly awful shit but they were alone and in their feelings, it was harmless, right?
Besides Billy seemed to feel better, lighter after that vent session and so, it kept happening. Getting all his feelings and aggression out seemed to be working for him. 
That same theme of ‘she should just rot’ kept coming up. One of these venting sessions Stu made the joke that, “You know we should really just kill her. That would fix all your problems.” 
He laughed, it had been so long since he had genuinely laughed, warmth bloomed in Stu’s chest as he watched Billy wipe at his eyes, “Shit, yeah just put her outta her misery.” 
“Take her out back and shoot her, like a less loyal ol Yeller.” Stu teased, pulling another laugh out before saying, “Actually that comparison is offensive.”
“Is it?” Billy asked on an exhale and Stu said, “Yeah. To the dog.”
A new favourite edition to the bitch sessions made its appearance, joking about how Maureen Prescott should die and what they would do. At first it was funny, ridiculous ideas that in no way had much basis in reality, cartoony in nature. But soon enough it started to shift and change and bleed, turning into them talking more seriously, Billy is the one who began to get more real with it, graphic and violent. “A gun is too good for her.”
A questioning hum from Stu and Billy said, “It’s too quick, too clean. She deserves to fucking suffer.” 
There was this look in those warm brown eyes. A fire, a passion and Stu realised that he was serious. He looked more like himself, but also, better in a strange kind of way, as if this was helping him come back more to who he was before this mess, being put back together but better. 
“What would you do to her Billy?” 
There was no pause, no hesitation as he started to say, “I’d want to do it in her house. I’d want to go there and make her afraid for her life, make her feel small and helpless, make her beg for me to not do it but I would.”
“How would you make her suffer?” Stu asks, there was hardly any space between both of them.
Their eyes met and he said, his tone sure and confident, an undeniable edge of heat to it that had Stu questioning himself and his own feelings,  “I’d take that knife in my hand and I’d make her regret every single action, no matter how small, that led her to ruining my life. I’d fucking skin her alive, I would-”
“What then?” His voice didn’t sound like his, why was he out of breath? 
“I’d drive that knife into her, over and over. The bitch likes to be penetrated so much I can give that to her, I’d stab her until she was unrecognisable, make her choke on her own fucking blood.” 
Jesus he shouldn’t like that thought even the smallest bit and yet it made him feel something he refused to contend or deal with. He thought maybe this was enough, it was all done but the next time Billy came over he wanted to talk about seriously. Nights spent up late talking out every single angle possible and figuring it out, countless movies watched, pages of notes scribbled down, it bonded them even closer together somehow. Stu felt special because Billy was the only person he trusted enough with this side of himself, to help him through this. Stu kept convincing himself, perhaps if they planned it that would satisfy him, then they could stop, they would stop. 
But then Stu finds himself in all black, with a knife he bought and Billy by his side, the pair of them outside the Prescott house after Cotton Weary just left, the perfect patsy to pin it all on, thank God that Maureen slutted it up so much, it really helped them here. Sidney and dad were both not home and unaware of what was about to happen. 
It happens so fast, a total rush, breaking in, ropes used, he held her down while Billy tied, quick and practised moves. She was gagged, the sounds she made were still awful when ice cold sharp steel was driven into her over and over. He got caught up in the moment, when Billy offered he couldn’t help himself, he took the knife, it wasn’t like he even wanted to do this really, he more wanted to do this with Billy, share the experience, be apart of this, do it for him, he’d do anything to make him happy. 
Together, this is all about doing it together, he couldn’t let him do it alone and moreover he didn’t want him to, if Billy was doing it? So was he. His own personal feelings be damned. 
The knife feels heavy, the handle slick with blood already, he had to grasp it firmly to keep his hold on it, he didn’t look where he stabbed, not on the first one anyway. It slid in so easily, so smoothly, Stu always knew he was strong but he didn’t really think about how much until this moment, the next he stole a glance and the third he couldn’t look away. From hand falling, to blade embedding, to twisting and pulling it free, the sickening sound of it unignorable, Maureen was weak, her body jerked upwards as he removed the weapon, the new wound was deep, even more blood poured out, she was coughing, near the end. 
He couldn’t finish her off, it wouldn’t be right, he gave the knife over and Billy took it gratefully.
He didn’t need to hold her down any longer, she had no fight left. This is the one image that was the most dangerous, the one that refused to leave his brain that made him the most concerned about doing this. Seeing Billy, knife in hand, blood soaking into his clothes, above the woman who brought him so much pain, tore his family apart irrevocably, his body and muscles taught, ready to strike. Stu watched every second of it, the end came quickly, more quickly than Billy would have liked, he wanted to spit on her corpse but that would be reckless, even more stupid than this already was. 
Instead he cursed her out, Stu let him get some of it out of his system, horribly obscenities flung before pulling him up and dragging him out of there. As soon as they were outside they were running, had to get away, the reroute pre-planned and careful, they didn’t stop until they had made it back to Stu’s place. 
They were safely inside Stu’s room, still slick with blood and out of breath, Billy opens his mouth and says, “We did it, we actually did it, holy fuck Stu-” And before he could say anything in response there are hands on his face, sticky, warm and he is pulling him close and to his shock, he was kissing him. 
He had dreamt about this, fantasised about it much more than he would ever admit to anyone, least of all Billy, but he never thought it would actually happen. His mind went blank, it took a moment for him to respond, to return his effort and kiss him back, his own tacky hands reaching out and fisting in the shirt of his partner in crime. He kisses differently than he imagined he would with one small detail still as he predicted it would be, he is forceful and fiercely confident. He doesn’t want it to stop, he clings, returns all he is given, unsure what this is or means, if this is simply a one off, or worse some kind of sick joke.
He pushes down any worry, choosing to focus in on the moment, drinking in every single second of it, of him, how he tastes and smells, the heat radiating off him, the feel of them pressed together. He didn’t want it to stop, didn’t want it to end, but all moments, even the best ones, are just that, moments. 
Inherently fleeting is the very nature of a moment. Here and then gone, always meant to end, no matter how tightly we hold, it isn’t something we can change.
Stu has to hold back a whine when Billy breaks away, sucking down a deep breath and he is terrified, wondering if he was about to say it was a mistake or some prank. Instead the hands on his face move, thumbs sweep over his cheeks and down, the move isn’t smooth, lingering blood making the movement clumsy but somehow better, it made it feel more real, grounded Stu to the now, to them. Billy spoke, genuinely, as he was staring into Stu’s eyes, “Thank you.” 
His mind felt slow and far too sluggish, felt much more in his body, his brain having a strong disconnect as he is riding the high from his first, and hopefully, not his only kiss with his best friend, he spoke without thinking, “For?”
Billy laughed, eyes closed and nose wrinkling as his head pitched forward slightly and that made Stu smile, wide and goofy grin spreading easily on his face. Billy’s head came back up, another deep breath with his hand on Stu’s chest, he wondered if he could feel his heart going nuts, Billy sighed, “You’re fucking hilarious man.” 
“Thanks.” Stu hummed out, his hands moving now, letting go of his shirt, smoothing over shoulders. The brunette looked down at himself and said, “Jesus, we're a mess. Mind if I use your shower?”
“Yeah, no sweat, go for it.” Came his response as he pulled his hands away. 
He didn’t think about what they did.
Shockingly he really didn’t. Maybe if he didn’t share that kiss with Billy, maybe if after they were both cleaned up they didn’t raid Stu’s kitchen and eat way too much food, maybe if he didn’t sleep over that night he would have felt some kind of guilt, his mind might have run and slumber would elude them. But that didn’t happen, Billy stayed and he didn’t question his decision much and he still didn’t when Marueen’s body was discovered and the media circus in town started. 
The two clung closer, spent tons of time together, and of course, talked. Billy found himself hating Sidney more and more as time drags on. Listening to her talk, even briefly about how much she was hurting, how much her mother didn’t deserve it, all it served to do was infuriate and annoy Billy. She deserved to hurt, deserved the pain, he couldn’t be the only one hurting, he lost his mother and now she lost hers, the scales felt more even but surprisingly the pain he felt didn’t stop. It eased but it still had a particular sharpness, an edge that could cut deeply if he were left to linger on it too long. 
It was a week after that first kiss. It was late, watching a movie, not the first of the night, it was dark, nothing but the blue lights from the tv illuminating the space. They were on opposite ends of the couch, Stu was reclined, back against the arm rest, hands behind his head, one foot on the floor, the other resting on the couch, knee bent, extremely relaxed. Billy was in an equally at ease position, leaning back, cheek resting on his hand. They weren’t really joking or riffing, a comfortable silence had fallen over them, Stu was focused on the movie, but something pulled his attention, namely, Billy moving. He thought he might be going to use the bathroom or get another snack or something, Stu’s head turned to see what was up but instead of him standing, there was his best friend, coming closer. He didn’t know what to say, what he could say as he settled on top of him, unsure of what was about to happen until for the second time he felt Billy’s lips on his. 
They didn’t talk about it.
They talked about a lot of things, but not about the slowly building physical relationship between them. They didn’t talk about the long make out sessions, or the afternoon they got off while watching each other or the hand jobs or the blow jobs, or the many other things they did when fooling around. 
Stu was never sure when it would happen, seemingly for no real reason, the mood would hit his partner in crime and he’d give into it and soak up all of it. He wanted to return it, wanted to reach out and touch, wanted to press into him, kiss him, but he also didn’t want to be rejected. The idea of trying to initiate something only to have Billy recoil was heartbreaking so he didn’t. 
He just spent time with him, always hoping that Billy would start something up, nervous tension lingering in the back of his mind. Luckily, thankfully, it seemed to be happening more often than not, the sneaking and fooling around was fun, way too fun as it kept ramping up. It was hard to remember the awful act that they committed unless Billy brought it up and when he did he would just be reminded of the confusing feelings he had that night. It was like something was woken up in him that night, something he didn’t expect, it started to pop up more and more, in those quiet, lonely, few and far between moments when Billy wasn’t around.
He liked the connection, the fact they had a secret, that is what he liked, right? He didn’t like holding the knife or the way the body spasmed under him when he stabbed it, the rush of emotion and blood, he wasn’t that person. At least that is what he kept telling himself.
So why is he so into the image of Billy that night, wielding that blade and covered in blood. 
He didn’t like to think about it, it was much too confusing. 
He only did it for him, he didn’t do it because he enjoyed it on any sort of personal level, nope, no way. 
Stu used to never give a shit about the news but as the trial progressed it seemed to be the main thing Billy and him watched. Almost always on in the background. 
It was a late Saturday afternoon when the news dropped. 
They both were in Stu's living room, had the TV on, had been talking, trying to distract themselves as they waited, wondering if they'd really done it. Stu had been laying back on the couch, throwing a ball up and catching it over and over, just something to occupy his hands and give himself something to focus on.
Billy was in the chair near him, boots on the coffee table and when those words actually filled the air between them, they couldn't believe it. 
“Cotton Weary has been found guilty for the crime of murdering Marueen Prescott.”
Stu sat up, looking over to Billy, wondering if he heard, hell wondering if he heard right himself, asking, "Did they-?" 
The pause was killing him.
Billy had his eyes still focused on the tv, but he started nodding and then he said, "They...They did."
He sat back in his chair and Stu practically fell over himself as he got off the couch, "Holy shit man!" 
Stu’s mind started running a mile a minute and his mouth tried to keep up, “This is huge, massive, this is everything you wanted man, just! Fuck they believed it, they think he did it, they think that pathetic shithead Cotton fucking Weary did it-”
He kept talking, rambling, Billy seemed a million miles away, he was sure he was thinking just as much as he was. The verdict was really sinking in. Stu's hands were on his shoulders and gave his best friend a small shake. "We actually did it!"
Billy finally let himself smile that afternoon and he said, "Yeah. We did."
Stu’s own face threatened to hurt from smiling as he was stuck on that word. We. He is totally right, this couldn’t have happened without both of them. 
It was a massive relief. So much pressure taken off. They had both been feeling it, even if again, they didn’t talk about it, but now it didn’t matter, they did the impossible, literally got away with murder. 
Obviously they had to celebrate it properly.
They could really relax now, the pressure was totally off and the high was unlike anything else. 
It felt corny to think, let alone ever say out loud, but Stu had been to and hosted a lot of parties, loved the attention, the feeling of it all, however, being alone with Billy here, was so much better. 
They didn’t stay at Stu’s for long. They went out and upon his urging he said he had a plan. Billy figured the least he could do was put a little faith in him. So when a few hours later, a box of pizza and a stolen pack of beer later, the car was parked in the forest and he asked, “Where are we going, man?”
“Were almost there, c’mon you’ve had fun so far, right?” Stu asked and he had to admit, he did, times with Stu were always fun. 
“Yeah I have, but what are we doing in the fucking woods?” Billy asked, hand not holding the six pack gesturing out to the trees around them. Stu rolled his eyes, “What’s wrong with some fresh air and a change of scenery? We’ve been stuck in my house for weeks watching the damn news! It’s right up here-” 
A groan, pretending to be put out, but the smile on his face is fond and Stu’s shoulder bumped his, “Shut up.”
“With how much you talk I can barely get a word in edgewise anywa-” The joke died on his tongue when they reached their destination. He had never been here before. A break in the trees, a clearing, a cliff and a pretty stellar view of Woodsboro as the sun was finishing setting. 
“Holy shit.” Billy said and Stu said as he passed by him, “Right?”
“Where the fuck did you find this place?” 
“Heard from a little birdie, don’t worry about it.” Stu told him as he sat down, patting the spot next to him, “Let’s eat before the pizza gets cold.” 
This is just what he needed. 
Laughing and joking around, no worries, everything worked out amazingly. A few slices and cans in they both felt loosened up enough, far away enough to really gush.
“You know what is the craziest part about this?” Billy started.
“The fact we got away with it?” Stu asked and it made him pull the can away from his mouth, the back of his hand hitting his chest, “Yes! Exactly! We didn’t just fool the fucking idiot Woodsboro cops, we didn’t just trick Sidney fucking Prescott, we pulled one over on the entire country! Everyone was watching this case coast to Goddamn coast!”
When he put it in words like that it was a little hard to not be excited by it. There was a lot of power in it, something about it did feel totally nuts. “I still can’t believe it! When they said he was guilty I thought I was going insane! It’s completely-”
“Unbelievable!” Billy cut in, his hand on Stu’s shoulder and he said, “And we did that man. Us.”
Stu nodded, corners of his mouth pulled up again in a grin, he took another drink, liking the feeling of Billy’s hand on him too much, “Yeah man, us.” 
“If only there really was an us.” Stu mused quietly to himself. This was fine though. It wasn’t everything he wanted but just being near him and with him was enough, he could live with it. He pivoted the subject.
“Do you think about that night we did it, often?” Stu asked and Billy groaned, his head tipping back as he said, “Yes! Oh my fucking God, yes.”
He sighed, “That night was just-” He let his sentence trail off, “-everything I had been wanting for so long.” 
“Everything, huh?” Stu asked with a nudge and no small amount of hope and he said, “Yeah, I felt, so, so out of control for so long, like my life was destroyed, the rug pulled out from under me and there was nothing I could do about it. I felt really helpless but that night, this, what we did, I’ve never felt more sure of myself. Like I was doing what I needed to take all that power back.”
Stu had a problem. A serious problem. Listening to his best friend talk about the night they committed murder shouldn’t make him almost melt, hearing how happy he was, how it fixed everything, how Stu helped fix everything.
“You really seemed to enjoy it in the moment.” Stu said quietly and Billy was up on his knees, he finished draining his current can, a casual toss of it aside before looking down at him, “You didn’t seem to exactly hate it yourself.” 
He didn’t. 
Stu ignored the feeling that stirred in his chest at the memory of him wielding the knife, instead he was a little bold, he said, “I certainly didn’t hate the little after party at my house.” 
“Ah yeah, after our clean getaway?” The brunette inquired as he moved closer, Stu snorted, “Clean getaway? Did you see the state of our clothes and my bathroom after that? Nothin’ clean about it.” 
Billy let himself laugh, he was beside Stu now, much, much closer as he said, “Fucking corny as shit man, that’s what you are.” 
“You still laughed.” Stu pointed out and he had to concede, “I did. You make me laugh more than anyone.”
No retort was handed out because there was no opportunity for one to be given because before he could they were kissing. Stu is sure he leaned in first but Billy closed the gap so fast it was almost as if who started it didn’t really matter. 
Billy hadn’t been able to stop thinking all night. Hadn’t been able to look away from Stu all night either. He had been thinking, felt like he had been thinking more about Stu and this, whatever it was, since that first kiss, no that was a lie, since before that. After that kiss is when he started thinking more about him, so much more.
He thinks he had been thinking more now about everything between them then he ever did when he was planning the murder. 
His feelings were such a mess, he felt like a mess. He felt things, deep and real, things that made him ache and it was finally too fucking much. 
Reluctantly pulling away he breathed out, “Stu?”
“Yeah man?” Came the out of breath response and Billy sat up, “I got something on my mind, it’s been something I’ve been thinking about a while-”
“You can talk to me, you can always talk to me.”  Stu assured, concern was tinting his tone as he sat up too. 
Where could he even begin to explain all that was going through his mind all this time? 
Stu could see he was struggling, he reached out, holding out his hands and Billy sighed in relief, he took his hands, gratefully. He felt his hands were way too sweaty but he didn’t say anything about it. He took a deep breath and met his gaze, Stu gave a nod, encouraging him, he seemed almost worried, “Spit it out man.”  
Right, he’s right, just say it.
“What we’ve been doing, ever since that night, it’s been-” Amazing? Fantastic? Better than anything I have ever experienced? Nothing seemed quite right. His mind is going as fast as his heart, “-and I can’t stop thinking about it and you and, it’s like we are joined at the hip at times but still when you’re gone-” He laughed, a shake of his head, “-I miss you.”
A deep and shuddering breath, “How fucking lame is that shit? I hang out with you all afternoon and all fucking night after doing stuff like this-” He squeezed his hands, “-and when I leave I still miss you.”
He didn’t stop talking. 
“And I am so thankful! You have always been here when I really, really needed it. You are there for me more than anyone, I mean fuck, look what you did with me!” 
Stu let out a small laugh and Billy kept rambling, “And that, I keep thinking of all that.”
“All of what?” The question was so quiet he wasn’t sure Billy would hear him at first.
“All those things you do. That dumb laugh and smile and how you can never keep that stupid tongue in your mouth.” Stu opened his mouth and Billy laughed, letting go of his hands and instead forcibly closing Stu’s mouth who tried to squirm away.
“Knock it off man, oh my God.” It was absurdly fond when he said it, pulling away his hands when he was sure he wasn’t going to continue being such a dumbass.
Stu agreed, wide grin and still snickering, “Okay, okay-”
“What I am trying to get across is this, thing, whatever it is, I don’t want it to be a secret any longer.” 
Was he hearing him right, he couldn’t help it, he asked, “Billy what are you saying?”
He still had his hands on him, another reassuring touch, thumb tracing over his pulse, “I’m saying I don’t want to keep sneaking and fucking around. I want to be with you.”
Did he die?
Stu couldn’t help but wonder if he actually fucking died in the car on the way here. He wanted to ask if he was joking or something but instead he didn’t question shit, why should he? It was everything he wanted, about to be handed to him, so he didn’t say anything. Hands fisted in Billy’s shirt and he pulled him to him, he kissed him first and they both melted into it. When he finally did pull away Billy asked, “So you want that too or-”
“Yes, holy shit yes, okay?” Stu laughed, arms wrapping around him, a strong hug and Billy hummed out, “Holy shit are the words of the day aren’t they?”
“Seems like.” Billy responded as he returned the hug. They stayed up there for hours before they came down sometime after three in the morning hand in hand. 
They weren’t sure where to go from here or how it would all pan out between them in the long run but hey they did get away with murder. When they were together, they could do anything.
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YALL I HAD A FUCKING LIGHTBLUB MOMENT!!!!
Okay the song Kill Bill by SZA is literally stuilly in a nutshell. Wait just hear me out lmaoo 😭
Okay in these lyrics right here:
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The ex is tatum and his new girlfriend is Sidney. The I sill love him though is Stu talking about Billy and how even though they are about to commit murder he still loves him. (Duh 💀)
In these lyrics:
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It's basically a confession of Stu doing the murders for the love and compassion of Billy. Basically his motive for even going along with the murders.
Idk I'm a tired teen listening to the sza albumn and just trying to ignore the fact I got test and all that stuff...Happy Holidays btw 💀💀💀
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smashlovesscream · 4 months
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Hi
I won't be on much now (some stuff came up??) might be poasting only on the weekends??? Dunno, guys, I'll be back from the dead soon just keep sprinkling some dirt on my casket
fun fact: I AM STILL WORKING ON THE STUILLY SEIRE FIC and it'll be coming out in 2024 most likely so don't give up on me guys yet-
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alphawolfstabs · 4 months
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Ohhh, yeah, you hate them soon much, I noticed so hard by the fact you have a stuilly fic, you hate them sooooooo much
I have a fully fledged thought about Fic because of how much I hate them!!
..don’t look at the porn though- uhhhhh those are there because uhhhh UHHHHH-
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i-came-back · 2 years
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Frankly I find it disappointing that no one has ever done middle aged stuilly art or written about their misadventures of being gay and committing murder
They’re literally gay Bonnie and Clyde and no one’s done anything about it as far as I know
The fact they’re dead doesn’t matter, where are my middle aged murder husbands on their permanent murderer’s honeymoon?
The potential people!
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