#strwb rambles

[strwbmei]

I will never understand people who see Stelle as one of those hard dom, mean and degrading mommies like Kafka and Black Swan. Like, they're free to have their own opinions, but I really cannot see her that way.

Hell, if anything, Stelle would probably rather be on the receiving end of those things. Just because she's tall and has boobies, doesn't mean that she's automatically a mommy.

Also, Stelle cannot EVER be mean to her babygirl even if she tried. She'd be the one to get hurt even if she's the one being mean. The only exception I can see is when she's jealous, but honestly I see her as more of a "sad, sulky jealous" instead of those "angry, possessive jealous" women.

#strwb rambles #stelle #hsr #stelle would probably have a mommy kink tbh #shes way too much of a dork

[strwbmei]

Are we not going to talk about this?

March when asked about her hobbies... 🤨

#strwb rambles

[strwbmei]

"Would you love me if I was a worm?"

(An extensive take featuring the HI3, HSR, Genshin Impact, R1999, and PTN women in my characterlist)

Would have no idea how to deal with it and just keeps you near them at all times:

Zoya, Mattilda, Lynette, Aponia, Seele, Yukong, Jean, Beidou, Barbara, Rahu

Would become a worm with you—you'd live happy worm lives together:

Lilya, Ninety-Nine, Kiana Kaslana, Acheron, Firefly, Yoimiya, Vertin, Hecate

Would experiment on you:

Arcana, Mobius, Ruan Mei, Silver Wolf, Lisa Minci, Sucrose

Would love you no matter what form you take:

Elysia, Eden, Dr. MEI, Seele Vollerei, Natasha, Raiden Ei, Sonetto, Nightingale

Would squash you the second they see you:

Mona, Rosaria, Herta, Tingyun, Sushang, Amber, Raiden Shogun, Macchiato

Would train you to be their partner in crime:

Raven, Tennant, Murata Himeko, Pardofelis, Trailblazer, Regulus, Uni

Acts disgusted, but they would still love you:

Eula, Asta, Guinafen, Topaz, Fischl, La Signora, Sotheby, Chief, Hella

Tries to build you a home and awkwardly stares at you every night before bed to make sure you're still alive:

March 7th, Serval, Hanya, Jingliu, Keqing, Sangonomiya Kokomi, Anne, Garofano

Jokes about eating you/feeding you to an animal except maybe it's not really a joke:

Black Swan, Sparkle, Kafka, Shenhe, Yae Miko, Hu Tao, Yanfei, Corso

Would panic at first thinking you disappeared, cries out of relief when they find out you only turned into a worm:

Raiden Mei, Bronya Rand, Ganyu, Kamisato Ayaka, Furina, Robin, Kelvin

Makes you the most extravagant terrarium perfectly tailored for your needs:

Countess Chelsea, Rita Rossweise, Himeko, Lynx, Yelan, Arlecchino, Druvis III,

Looks at you like you're crazy and just walks away without answering the question:

Fu Hua, Bronya Zaychik, Cocolia Rand, Fu Xuan, Pela, Ningguang, Kujou Sara, Iron

#strwb rambles #ptn x reader #path to nowhere x reader #reverse 1999 x reader #r1999 x reader #ptn #path to nowhere #reverse 1999 #r1999 #hi3 x reader #honkai impact x reader #honkai impact #hi3 #x reader #fluff #hsr x reader #honkai star rail x reader #honkai star rail #hsr #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact

[strwbmei]

I don't usually write pregnancy stuff, but it'd be so funny to imagine Raiden Mei panicking when her wife's water breaks even though she's already been prepared for this exact scenario months prior.

Maybe not full on panicking, but Mei's heart rate would be abnormally high. Like, she gets everything done, but not without being on the verge of having a heart attack. She's the type to stumble over herself looking for the car keys when they're already in her hand. Speaking of car keys, if you get stuck in a traffic jam, Mei just goes fuck it and summons a huge ass dragon (Kurikara) in the middle of the road. Her whole brain is in overdrive and the only coherent thought she can form is "must get wife to hospital."

Also, she's a mess once the baby is born. She's ugly crying and sobbing as she holds them like they're the most precious treasure in the world (and they are to her!!) while thanking you for giving birth to this pure ball of happiness and sunshine. Would also 100% show the baby off to Kurikara.

#strwb rambles

[strwbmei]

Just had a nice thought~ Dragon reader pinning down Mei after she left growling in her ear that she “will never leave them again” and filling her up with their two cocks~ Then handing her to Kiana, so she could “punish” Mei aswell~

I see Kiamei as switches for each other, but Kiana definitely tops most of the time. The concept of dragon!reader and Mei is so interesting because Mei already has a whole ass dragon at her beck and call. I wonder if reader and Kurikara would vie for Mei's attention (platonically for Kurikara, of course) or end up being best friends?

Anyway, Mei would not be walking away (or walking at all) scot-free after just leaving everything behind to save Kiana. Sure, you understand why she did it and you would most likely do the same in her position, but it wouldn't have hurt to at least talk to you first. The reunion sex would be insane, to say the least.

I feel like Kiana would want to observe/join in when you get your turn with Mei. Kiana wants to see the usually collected Mei crumble into tears, clawing at anything she can reach and looking at the other woman with pleading eyes. Still, Kiana is a gentlewoman at heart, so she makes sure to be extra soft during her turn. Or at the very least not as rough as usual, depending on her mood. Mei has been through so much and deserves to be welcomed with nothing but love, Kiana thinks. You both make sure to spoil Mei with the best aftercare, a lot of kisses, and some ice cream. Maybe also some takeout for dinner because the cook is currently laying on the bed with her legs trembling and cum leaking out of her holes.

#strwb rambles #strwb drabbles #smut #x reader #raiden mei #kiana kaslana #honkai impact

[strwbmei]

having sex with silver wolf and then she accidentally moans out your username/ign instead of your actual name

#strwb rambles #if she can make me moan smth like silver wolf #why cant i make her moan “Xx_GamerGirl6969_xX” #not actually my ign but you get the point

[strwbmei]

People don't talk about ex gf!Serval enough...

She'd act as if the breakup never bothered her, but you don't fail to notice her longing stares. The way she searches for you in the crowd. The way every lyric that rolls off her tongue is undeniably and wholeheartedly dedicated to you. The way she can't help but smile whenever she looks back on the memories you made together. She still loves you, and god is she terrible at hiding it.

#strwb rambles

[strwbmei]

I feel like Anne would surprisingly be the best kisser out of all of the PTN girls. Not Zoya, Bai Yi, Raven, or even someone as good with their tongue as Cabernet, but Anne, the sweet and caring head nurse.

If all of the Sinners competed in who could tie a cherry stem using their tongue the fastest, Anne would finish way before anyone else. To the point that she's confused because why is everyone competing over something so easy? Not only can she tie a knot the fastest out of everyone, but she can also easily untie it and repeat the process. Cabernet would be the first to announce her victory, but you and a few other pairs of observant eyes would know who the real winner is.

#strwb rambles #ptn #path to nowhere #anne ptn

[strwbmei]

KIAMEI REUNION. NOBODY TALK TO ME

Spoiler alert!!

The way they look at each other. The way they were literally falling mid air but neither of them gave a shit. The undeniable feeling of longing for each other.

"If two people wish for a reunion, they were never apart." LEAVE ME ALONE.

#strwb rambles #hoyoverse i am in your walls

[strwbmei]

Okay but the way Sparkle says "優しくするね?" ("Be gentle, okay?") at the start of the battle has me FROTHING at the mouth. I want to *** ***** **** her until she's **** **** ***.

#strwb rambles #girl wym be gentle #you're a whole ass eldrich horror

[strwbmei]

Started playing PTN again. Might add to the character list once I get further along the story/find out more about the characters.

(LOTS of rambling below:)

But also. I absolutely HATE Ted and I was so disappointed when the gray-haired girl didn't kill him. Me personally, if I were the chief, I would've done it myself. Funny how Ted somehow manages to be far more repulsive than any sinner out there. He's absolutely disgusting. I was sick to my stomach when they implied that he wasn't only abusing the girl mentally/physically, but also sexually. Not even just Ted himself, but he also let (and probably encouraged) his men to do the same. The girl didn't even look older than 12 and she was covered in wounds that they didn't even bother to treat/dress properly.

I was FUMING when the Yagsu (Yasgu? Yusga?) guy tried to get the Chief to hand over Hecate and Hella to be "trained" the same way the gray-haired girl did. He even praised Ted for how he practically turned a sinner into his slave and said that Hella and Hecate "are at the perfect age to be trained" when they aren't even 18. Even Zoya, an S-Class sinner, has more morals than him.

On a more wholesome note, I really love the relationship between the Chief and her Sinners. The Chief lost her memories, and the Sinners have never experienced being treated with such kindness before. Even though the Chief has her shackles, she still chooses to treat the Sinners with the same respect as she would any other person. The Chief cares for them so much, and both parties trust the other with their lives.

When the Yagsu guy beat the Chief up, Hecate and Hella were ready to start a war. In particular, the way Hella was so concerned for the Chief made me feel so... warm? inside. The tone of voice she used and how soft it was (I'm using the JP dub), along with how genuine she was being was so wholesome to see. My reaction is probably a bit overkill, but it's probably because I've never had someone show so much concern for me and it affected me more because it was Hella of all people who showed so much genuine concern when she's usually so brash and almost rude to the chief. Speaking of the Chief, I love her. She's so sexy and smart and witty.

But also Hella and Ninety-Nine's relationship is so cute. They're like siblings! But of course, PTN is allergic to happiness so they both have tragic backstories and fates. I was so close to breaking into tears when I saw this doodle in a maze stage. I swear to GOD if anything happens to them I will go mad.

#strwb rambles #path to nowhere

[strwbmei]

Everyone always talks about Raiden Ei, Raiden Mei, and Acheron but what about my girl Dr. MEI?? Like. That's Mei with glasses. Not to mention she's probably the most intelligent person in the Honkai verse ever.

I thought she'd be the cold and calculating type, but she's both the sassiest and most romantic out of all of the Meis.

#strwb rambles #justice for my girl

[strwbmei]

"cock" "pussy" "cum" "squirts"

#strwb rambles #how i feel whenever im writing smut #what am i doing with my life #but also hot woman sex ooga booga

[strwbmei]

if you know, you know...

#strwb rambles #to be fair the animation and rendering was really good

[strwbmei]

Dom Blackswan is cool and all, but she will always be a pillow princess in my heart.

#strwb rambles #and bronya too

[strwbmei]

Am I the only one who feels guilty for liking someone?

#strwb rambles #like #im not sad #nothing happened #theres no reason for me to feel guilty #but i am #why??