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piraterefrigerator · 11 months

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Can you imagine how fucking hilarious it'd be if Liam came back from the underworld and Regina and Zelena are at each other's throats 90% of the time whilst Liam and Killian are being unapologetically adorable and pathetic

"Little brother, I've missed you so much all these years"

"And I you, brother"

[Regina and Zelena trying to murder each other in the background]

#liam jones #killian jones #regina mills #zelena mills #straight out the fridge (aka the queue)

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vampdes · 2 years

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𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 ; Takami Keigo ( Hawks ) x M/NB/GN! reader

𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 ; bottom! reader x top! tamaki keigo/hawks.

𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆 ; Touya isn't as smitten with you as he used to be, but Keigo.. dear lord, he's absolutely infatuated with you. Which is why he made a '' move'' on you when he '' dropped by'' without a text or call first. And you, you aren't as loyal as one should/would be.

𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 ; MODERN AU!, fuck/play boy takami<3, football team takami (i think) ( IF YOU SQUINT VERY HARD, you'll see enemies to lovers n fluff 😍😍😍) (i probably spelt bird brain's name wrong🙄🤩🥰 srry 4 that!!)

'' You know you always will need a reason for coming over, right?" You questioned, looking at him with an annoyed expression as your body weight leaned on the doors tall frame. He had rosy, reddish pink cheeks, possibly from racing over here. His hair was messed up, his varsity team jacket had spots of dirt and/or mud.

'' I missed you too, darlin'. Now, can you fix me up like ya always do?'' He inquired, holding his side. You sighed, letting him in as he kissed your cheek and planted face first on the comfy deep red couch. After getting the first aid-kit, you heard the ruffle of cloth coming from the living room.

'' Dear God, you know I'm not going to do this for you again, right?'' You utter in annoyance, soaking up his blood in the small fabric of cotton cloth, patting a little softer at the sound of hearing him wince at your fingertips, him trying his best not to inch away from your touch.

'' Did she see your messages? Call log, possibly?'' You questioned with a smirk on your face, knowing the next time a relationship issue he has, he'll crawl straight back into your large house. He laughed a little, looking up at the ceiling with a grim expression. '' It might've gone wrong after I told her she was just a fuck buddy. Or possibly that me and her won't be nothing more than fuck buddies, and that she should be lucky that she had the chance for me to fuck her.''

A sigh came from your throat upon hearing his bad relationship story. '' You're absolutely a shitty person. I'm starting to think your personality trait is only having a big dick.'' You spoke, looking up to only see him staring down upon you. '' You know, we should skip past this whole ordeal and just clear our stress with sex.'' He suggested, a small lopsided smile. '' I'm dating Touya, we both know that.'' You spoke, arising from your current position between his legs. Of course, before dating Touya, you two were nothing but mere friends with benefits. However, that'd gotten old after your crush asked you out, aka Touya asked you out. And the relationship with him had been great, until the argument yesterday.

'' Oh c'mon, you'd love to. For ol' time's sake, please?'' He pleaded, giving you such a fuck boy begging expression. '' I have work to do, you have places to be. So, no, Takami. I won't let you fuck me, again.'' You murmured, crossing your arms over your chest as you watched him rummage through your fridge, smirking at the fact you had a canister of the beer he likes.

'' That was your queue to leave, Keigo.'' You spoke loudly, stepping inside of the bathroom, and putting up the first aid-kit. '' You need to leave, Touya doesn't like it when we're together. And, issue is, he's coming other within a few hours. So, hurry up, and get.'' You fumed, hushing any words that could've came out of his mouth anymore. '' ...Or, we could just get naked 'n fuck.'' He suggested yet again, a smirk on his face as he saw your expression, he eyes traveling down your curvy figure, taking a sip of the can of beer.

'' If only, and it could still happen without the careless bitch, your boyfriend wasn't in the way. I mean, you said in a few hours, right? We could fuck, get cleaned up, and I'll be gone by then.'' He shrugged softly, seeing your eyes glimmer in the light, a spark, possibly a flame, growing inside of you by the second. '' You surely make an interesting offer, Takami. But get going before I kick you out with a broom.'' You spoke, the flame in you only growing by the second. '' You really want me to go?" He questioned, somehow behind you at this second, his hand trailing your lower back as you were bent over tending to your plants. His hands going farther to trails across your ass, grazing it.

Standing up, you could feel his hands to snake around your waist, holding it firmly. He nuzzled his chin into your shoulder, kissing the nape of your neck. Soon sucking on it. Squirming a little at his touch, you forgot the feeling he had on your body, the magical essence of his scent that engaged itself within your senses. '' D'ya really want me to go, baby?'' His husky voice coating with lust as he nibbled on the scene of your neck, earning a breathy soft moan from you.

'' No..'' You said, responding to his question. Feeling your paints straining against your thighs, mainly your cock. The tightening fabric only making it more arousing. '' Dear God, just fuck me already.'' That once sentence, the only one he wanted to hear, had you in the situation now.

Crying at the feeling of his cock pulsating inside of you, pressing every spot inside of yourself. You didn't know how much you had missed the feeling of him inside of you. He, on the other hand, was at the brink of coming, and it hadn't even been 30 minutes. He peered down at you, seeing how his cock put you in a daze. Made you feel lightheaded, dazed, and always left you trembling.

'' You look so pretty..'' He hushed the sound of your beautiful whimpers with a kiss, engulfing the scream you made when he pushed himself fully inside of you. He regained his structure, looking at you with a loving smile on his face, loving the absolute look of your thighs shaking around him, and flourishing down from your beautiful eyes. '' Everything about you is just so beautiful..''

Pulling out of you, seeing you bit down on your lower lip, more tears falling. He knows he should let you adjust to his large size, but God you're so pretty when you cry, just for him. It'd happened so many times now, your stomach painted white, and at this point you were just shooting direct blanks. Cum dripped and flooded the sheets your back was pressed against. He just couldn't stop, even after so many rounds, you were a drug to him. It's like he was addicted to his cock being stuffed far inside of you, your stomach bulged with his cum. He came in copious amounts. Dear, having sex with him was an absolute real life wet dream.

Once he finally pulled out of you, he smirked at the sight of seeing your hole clutch around nothing. Your chest heaved up and down, your face was painted with lines of tears. '' I absolutely hate you, Keigo.'' He smirked as he laid there with you, '' I love you too, baby.'' He chuckled, tilting you up by your chin and kissing you passionately.

@kailoslove - don't modify, copy, translate, or plagiarize my work without my permission. reblogs and shares are appreciated!<3

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xellandria · 5 years

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A friend of mine is running a D&D one-shot this weekend which meant creating another character. I was sort of grasping at straws (I don’t want to use the tabaxi rogue I’ve got waiting in the wings for if/when my character in the campaign game we’re in dies for a one-shot) but then I was like “wait, what if I just played another character that sort of exists already?

In BA, Alex is an incubus who falls in love with a human woman who is killed by a covetous evil vampire (warning, art at that link is from 2002-2004 and is *real* bad). When I was writing out Alexus’ backstory to fit the old character into the new world, I was like “phew, let’s be real—this backstory is like 20 years old and it is showing the hell out of its age; this woman was created and immediately fridged explicitly to fuel some manpain” but there wasn’t much point in going into detail since backstory is basically irrelevant in that game so I just was like “yeah she disappeared one day and nobody knew why and he eventually kept traveling but still keeps half an ear to the ground for news.”

Anyway so instead of being a character that exists solely to be fridged, now Mephala gets to exist on her own for a bit! She, uh... well she’s more of a person now but the covetous evil vampire is still there to some degree Also since Alex turned into a half-elf, Mephala gets to be the demon(-like creature) instead. Good trade.

Mephala - level 5 Tiefling Sorcerer (Divine Soul) Str: 8 (-1) Dex: 10 (0) Con: 12 (+1) Int: 14 (+2) Wis: 14 (+2) Cha: 18 (+4)

In the D&D universe, she was apprenticed to a goldsmith(/guild artisan: jeweler, in D&D background terms) who was sort of also a kind of parental figure (cos she didn’t have those for some reason I guess?) when she and Alexus met and became close, but one of the dudes in her town was all Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame up in here and was like “yo you’re an evil hellspawn but also I want your body?” and she wasn’t super into him. At one point he cornered her and she straight up told him to get bent and he got real mad about it (as whiny pissbabies are wont to do) and yo! turns out he was some sort of creature in disguise or something? I am slightly unclear on that part cos I’m not super familiar with D&D monster lore and stuff but anyway in the encounter he cut the shit out of her shoulders and throat but at some point her innate magic sorcerer powers kicked in (because the player’s handbook tells me this is how sorcerers work) and either massively fucked him up or killed him (again, unclear and at this point irrelevant). She also kinda fucked up herself at the same time (did he have like, acidic blood or something? did she just fireball herself in the face? I DON’T KNOW, MAN!).

She ended up staggering off into the woods and fleeing her town because the whiny pissbaby dude/monster was like, the D&D sheriff or something (Viktor, the OG covetous vampire dude, was the chief of police in her town in BA) and she was pretty sure she wasn’t gonna be able to get a fair trial or anything there. She desperately wants to return, but hasn’t quite worked up the nerve yet. Reason for being an adventurer TBD, but apparently the one-shot is going to be a heist so I guess she’s trying to save up funds to get protection or a better shot at biasing the law in her favour or something? idk man, lol.

Aside from the obvious ones on her face, neck, and torso, Mephala’s got lots of little scars on her fingers from learning her trade, which she is actually pretty good at (I guess she was less an apprentice and more of an established/senior journeyman when The Incident happened, really). Most of the jewelry and metalwork she wears is her own work, as is the pendant that Alexus still carries around for luck. She was never super outgoing but is extra wary of strangers nowadays, and makes liberal use of Thaumaturgy’s “change your eyes for a minute” ability (in conjunction with her cloak) when in crowds or unknown situations. When she does, the right eye typically ends up kind of cataract-clouded; she can still mostly see out of it but it did get damaged somewhat when she took that hit. She avoids speaking whenever possible because her vocal chords also never quite recovered from that day (aka I don’t want to be the face of this game’s party, I mean what).

Design-wise, I really wanted her horns to be something that wouldn’t interfere too badly with a hood but that isn’t the curled ram-ish horns I used for Delenda; with a big and drapey enough hood, these seem to work for that. The scarf was important for covering her neck because she doesn’t want to show off the claw/handprint on her neck, but leaving off the left sleeve displays the clawmarks on her shoulder, and basically nothing below the waist got refined at all. I’d like to keep working on it, but the game is on Sunday and I have a commission in the queue, so I had to stop myself at some point, lol.

Alexus’ pendant is a wire-wrapped fluorite heart; I’m not sure what sort of stone Mephala’s arcane focus is (the smaller teardrops and oval cabochons and such are probably enamel and coloured glass). I was thinking labradorite cos those can look super sweet and reasonably magical, but I couldn’t find any that were big enough when I went looking through ebay and etsy earlier.

She’s a divine soul sorcerer instead of some other kind of sorcerer largely because I don’t actually know what anybody else in this one-shot is playing (well, I know we have two rogues but) and I wanted to make sure we had at least one healing spell available, lol :x

#xellafail #sketch line city #dungeons and dragons #tiefling #original characters #(my oc tag is so shoddy I'm so sorry self and also anybody else who wants it at any point)#mephala

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tebbyclinic11 · 6 years

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This Kimchi Tofu Soup Saves Me When My Sinuses Go ...

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Welcome to Never Fail, a weekly column where we wax poetic about the recipes that never, ever let us down.

Everyone has their own patented sick day coping mechanism. Some people drink endless cups of tea. Others rely on the proven cures of The Princess Bride. I used to rely on a lukewarm combination of both, but now I know the real cure: this spicy tofu and kimchi stew. Made from a pared down lineup of my favorite pantry staples, it’s a potent mood booster and sinus-clearer.

Like most recipes, this one starts out by sautéeing some aromatics until they’re delicious and soft. Grab garlic, ginger, and scallions (aka the holy trinity of flavor), then add four cups of chicken broth to get your soup going. If you want to make this recipe vegan, just sub in vegetable broth instead. Next, whisk in three tablespoons each of soy sauce and gochujang to really start building layers of flavor. About that gochujang. It’s not mandatory—I made this soup several times with plain miso paste before gochujang entered my life—but it really puts the umami flavor over the top. If your fridge is also lacking in fiery fermented pastes, consider this recipe your formal invitation to join the gochujang party. You will be rewarded with a deep red, flavorful sweet-spicy broth.

Once you have a small daikon radish peeled and cut into reasonably thin pieces, add it to the broth and gently simmer until tender, about 15-20 minutes. Then add the stars of this recipe: tofu and kimchi. Cut a block of silken firm tofu into quarters, then drop one quarter straight in and simmer until warmed through. Ladle a healthy amount of soup into your bowl, then finish with chopped scallions for good measure. Grab a comfy seat, queue up The Princess Bride, and slurp away. (You’re already wearing those flannel P.J.s, right?)

While I normally think of soup as strict snow day fare (gazpacho, we can talk later), this recipe is brothy enough to carry you through a nasty little spring flu without weighing you down. And, not to get too Healthyish about this, but the act of making soup can also be healing. Steam is great for the lungs, and stirring can be surprisingly meditative. When the smell of soup and warmth of the stove fills your kitchen, it’s impossible to not feel a little bit more peaceful, even if your best friend has been a box of tissues recently.

And, considering this is sick day soup, don’t be afraid to get creative if the nearest store with daikon radishes is too far to manage. Sub in thinly sliced carrots, or add cooked soba noodles to bulk it up. In a fitting twist, my boyfriend came down with something while I was writing this very article. Ever the soup opportunist, I whipped up a batch between paragraphs, adding in a big clump of enoki mushrooms shortly before serving. It was cozy, restorative, and packed with enough kimchi to accomplish what Sudafed could not.

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piraterefrigerator · 10 months

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David: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing!

Killian: BUT YA DIDN'T

#captain charming friday #captain charming #david nolan #killian jones #ouat incorrect quotes #straight out the fridge (aka the queue)

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piraterefrigerator · 9 months

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The prettiest boys <3

#captain charming friday #captain charming #killian jones #david nolan #straight out the fridge (aka the queue)

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piraterefrigerator · 11 months

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Today on shit Ray queued very late at night, I'm sad because I have Wonderful by Everclear stuck in my head and sleep deprived Ray is VERY upset about this

But I am now going to sleep and will think this was silly when I wake up

#straight out the fridge (aka the queue)#late night ramblings #everclear

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piraterefrigerator · 11 months

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They hate to see a gay gaying your honor

#straight out the fridge (aka the queue)

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piraterefrigerator · 11 months

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When I played the sims freeplay I had this one little gay couple and their names were Eddie and Paul and they were literally so adorable

#the sims freeplay #straight out the fridge (aka the queue)