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ofc <3

do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you

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#Do I get to pick the friend and the hyperfixation? #If so then yes #If not I probably die

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ILYYY 🫂💕❤️

Hugging @caliburn-the-sword @chaosunleashedhehehe @soniccat @exhaustedpirate @gooitwouldseem @enchantedlandcoffee and all my other mutuals I'm sorry I'm too lazy to do that much tagging ily all

do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you

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LMAOOOOO

Hullo, it’s ya boi again. Bored af and you know what?? We’re back at it again with a Twilight first watch/shitpost. Enjoy!

I always like how they run like toddlers. No wait? Didn’t I see this in Chucky? 🏃🏼‍➡️🔪

Bro ur making out with your girlfriend and asking her to marry you. Lameee

Babe ur worried about divorce and you’ve been jumping on his ass for two movies now. I think ur just delulu

See Charlie is the only sane person in this entire franchise. Wanting to save his daughter from Edward, absolute father material. 10/10

Charlie really on team Jacob here. Don’t blame him 🐺💕

Edward really is the type of boyfriend who wouldn’t let you walk to the store without breathing down your neck. Hah see what I did there? But he’s husband material? Okayyy

Bella’s Mom sees the red flags too!! Bella please gurllll. 🚩🚩🚩

Aweeee her mom’s so freaking sweet! Bella pay her a visit for the life of me

STEVE IS THAT YOU??

You know what song should be playing when they’re running? Wolves- by Selena Gomez

AYYYEEEE ITS WOLF BOY!!

Edward; certified gaslighter, lover of liess

Lmao. Get recked Edward. Wolf boy’s got nards

Even Jacob’s getting roasted by the boys.

I love how welcoming the wolves are to her. Very wholesome. Yet she still chose the vampire??

THANK YOU JACOB! TALK SOME SENSE INTO HER!

Mmm yes. Pocket that shirt for later. Let the stank stink 👌🏻😤

Lmaoo. Thought the boy was going to make out with Charlie real quick

Vampires can SMELL people? Huh. Seems legit 👃🏻

“Sthap. From now on I’m Switserland, okay??”

Really at each others throats there, huh?

“Doesn’t he have a shirt?” Bro I don’t think so. He’s an aPECKS predator *rawr* 🐺

Ngl. I actually kinda like the lore with the werewolves. Idk! It’s kinda cool in the midsts of all the Bella drama.

I don’t understand why Bella can’t see her family and crap. Like-?? Charlie could vibe with it- he’d be confused but he’s vibe! He wouldn’t care

“I won’t stop fighting for you until your heart stops beating”

“Well you won’t have to fight for long :/“

LMAO THE PUNCH. SHE REALLY THOUGHT

“I kissed Bella. And she broke her hand punching my face”

Charlie: *too stunned to speak*

Awee :( Poor Rosalie. I honestly feel so bad for her. At least she got her revenge!

Omg Jojo Siwa is that you??

The sniffing of the flannel has me so freaking dead 💀💀. They mf passed it around like nacho cheese dip

Grrrrr Ima angree woof >:/ 🐺🐺🐺

Ah yes. Pet the dawgy

LMAOOO. Bella really had to put out that she’s a virgin. Charlie’s so much happier

OH SHIT WELL THAT DIDNT LAST LONG HOLY FUCK— wait nvm oh well damn

“Sorry Bella, but I don’t want you to be a slut- I only consent in marriage 👊🏻😌”

The mf awkward running with Bella.

OH SHIT THEY’RE EMERGING LIKE LOCH NESS MONSTERS

CHILDREN OF THE SEA!

“Let’s face it. I AM hotter than you 😉”

Jacob really knows how to slide into those dms- and sleeping bags

Edward mf glaring daggers at him

“She could change her mind you know” sir she has the brain capacity of a spoon. I don’t think she will

JAKE STAY- WTF YOU THINK HE IS- A DOG???

Bella you’re choosing the vampire. Why do you need to lead on the wolf too?

I love how vampire are shiny on the inside too ;)

BELLA DONT JUST SIT THERE RUN??? HIDE!! Something useful!!

Talk about a neck breaking experience!

Bro really got hurt on the last leg of the fight huh?

“That’s highly dangerous”

“Well at least you’re bullet proof!”

*and scene*

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OC creators, reblog and put in the tags how a fandom would mischaractize your characters

#OH MY GOD i have so many #I have various ocs too so #One of them would get shipped with his niece bc she's his best friend (he's gay) and also his disability would get erased #One of them is very buff and would get twinkifed #In a completely separate universe: One would get written off as a total asshole when he's not 💀 #That guy's boyfriend would be shipped with the aromatic female character #ANOTHER separate universe: They'd make him too emo and angsty #he literally eats glitter and smokes weed he is not emo and angsty he's silly goofy and his favorite color is purple

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#My legal full name gets mispelled a lot #I tolerate it but alot of my name is deadass not that hard to spell 💀

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@hollyethecurious @poptart-cat-78 @gooitwouldseem @enchantedlandcoffee

Help me take down a pedo from my school!

Posting this here because i have more followers/reach.

there is a senior at my school who has been messaging freshmen & sophomores sexually, trying to solicit sex, flirting with them etc. he’s 18-19 and the people he’s been messaging are anywhere from 13-16. two of my friends have restraining orders against him that he repeatedly ignores; touching them in class, talking to them & following them despite repeated requests to stop. he has sexually assaulted one person that I know of. please report his account.

gimmicks if you could share/rb this i would owe you the world!!!

pls dm me if you need screenshots/proof!

under the cut is his insta/tt:

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hozier (2014) being hozier’s debut album is fucking nuts like… take me to church?? from eden?? work song?? like real people do?? it will come back?? foreigner’s god?? cherry wine?? SEDATED?? what the fuck??

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Bbg I barely know what my conception of awtyft is half the time but teenage dirtbag alan beloved

he is THE latest local phenomenon < 3

for @piraterefrigerator :]

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who that ugly ass dawg on yo pfp u neda chang it asap

that's my favorite ghostbuster and we share a name

#ray answers asks

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AHHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS SM

MY LITTLE TEENAGE DIRTBAG OMGGG

he is THE latest local phenomenon < 3

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#alan caestecker #awtyft #common mikey w #my little guy BELOVED

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#ray answers asks

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Are we all awake in the wee hours and just hiding in each others asks? 😂✨

yes 💪

#ray answers asks

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SLAYED you're so real for all of those

1, 9, 10, and 17 for the music asks

1)Are you an albums person or a singles person? def a singles person, but an albums person when its my favorite bands of all time

9)Do you have a favorite band?

i have a few. rammstein, arctic monkeys, OLD twenty one pilots, korol i shut, electroforez, the offspring

10)Favorite solo artist?

lana. del. rey. my beloved. 17)A song or album from the 80s

temptation by heaven 17 (1983) its VERY underrated

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that image is gonna reside in my camera roll for eternity now

Watched Jurassic Park. Here's your tiny filthy raggedy orphan alan faceclaim

first of all - YAYYY YOU WATCHEDD MY FAVE MOVIE OF ALLS TIMEEEEEE

seocond of all - yeah tim is giving baby alan also i miss awtyft