#stern aziraphale

[demontobee]

Crowley *suspiciously*: Why do you wear reading glasses, angel? You're an occult -- sorry, "ethereal" being, you don't need them.

Aziraphale *giving him a stern look over the rim of his glasses*: I don't?

Crowley *blushing*: Nevermind ...

Aziraphale *smug*: That's what I thought.

#good omens #aziraphale #good omens s2 #ineffable husbands #crowley #good omens 2 #go2 #neil gaiman #crowley x aziraphale #thank you neil gaiman #bamf aziraphale #babygirl crowley #stern aziraphale #crowley loves his dark horse #dark horse mr. fell

[athousandyearstime]

You foul fiend! In league with the forces of darkness!

GOOD OMENS 1.04 ✧ Saturday Morning Funtime

#the stern bewildered look he gives him is so fucking funny #goodomensedit #goedit #good omens #aziraphale #michael sheen #sergeant shadwell #goodomenssource #goodomensgifs #tvedit #cinematv #lgbtedit #televisongifs #filmtvcentral #dailyflicks #tusermyra #ughmerlin #arthurpendragonns #userstream #mygifs

[mothman-stolemyeyebrows]

Muriel better not sell any books while they’re watching over the bookshop

#I was in such complete and utter shock watching it all go down that this was my very first thought #aziraphale needs to get his shit together and realize that the decision he made was perhaps not the best #and once he does he had better get a stern talking to #but in the meantime #those books ought to remain untouched #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens #Muriel #good omens Muriel

[amagnificentobsession]

#fleetwood mac #stevie nicks #lindsey buckingham #landslide #3 days later he broke her heart #can I I handle the changes of my life #i don’t know #go rp #nanny ashtoreth #Ashtoreth #stern governess #good omens #david tennant #michael sheen #crowley #aziraphale

[mannequinswithkillappeal]

“one of the things that we wanted to explore with Aziraphale in this series is perhaps finding something a little steelier underneath the apparent soft surface”

I don’t... I know how to feel about this! I'm excited! But also apprehensive? The steelier, bitchier book Aziraphale who made people "go away and never come back" from his bookshop made a home in my head long before TV Aziraphale came into being but also... my sweet telly angel. My sweet as a Cadbury's creme egg, 60s Christmas tree topper-looking angel with his coin tricks and his little pork pie hat.

Hopefully he’s standing up for himself at least. And hopefully Crowley's around to see it.

#good omens #aziraphale #michael sheen #good omens 2 #I mean I was begging for him to be ruder in the first season #but I've spent four years with this little pumpkin pie rosy cheeked emoji of a man-shaped being #leave the well-honed cynicism to your snakey boy #ooooh maybe it's when he's going up against the forces of hell? #or perhaps he's doing a stern detective thing? #fuck it I'm on board now

[superbly-aged-water]

TUMBLR HELP I FINISHED SEASON 2 OF GOOD OMENS AND ITS JOVER. I WILL NOT BE OKAY FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE AND IM SORRY.

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #it’s okay i forgive him but he needs a stern talking to #good omens season two #what the fuck #neil gaimen #seriously neil what the hell #my babas need a happy ending or i will explode

[9ndreus]

I would love to know what happened as a result of Aziraphale blessing Twitter and Grindr in this scene...

Was everyone abnormally nice on Twitter that day? Did all the weird racist shits get deleted from Grindr?

Or was it just that the guy with the phone got an extra #blessed time on those apps?

#picturing Aziraphale getting a stern talking to for blessing an app of sin (twitter- obviously) #also need to know if the dick pics were blessed and if the twitter terfs got deleted #or maybe Grindr got a makeover like that guy's phone #good omens 2 #Aziraphale #michael sheen #good omens

[fakemichaelsheen]

-the bookshop-

aziraphale, stern: now, listen carefully. you have to understand some things

crowley, gestures between himself and aziraphale: we. are. NOT. married

gabriel, sitting in a chair, looking between them: really? seems unlikely

aziraphale, straightening his jacket: it's true

crowley, nods: yep

gabriel, shakes his head: I dunno, man. I've read a lot of books since I've been here. marriage looks a lot like you guys

aziraphale, insistent: we're not married! there was no wedding. there is no ring. no dance. crowley is not my spouse

crowley: ...

aziraphale, nudges him: tell him!

crowley, mutters: there might be a ring

aziraphale, hisses: you're telling me this now?

crowley, whispers loudly: I didn't exactly plan it like this, angel!

aziraphale: ...

aziraphale, smiles: oh, crowley. you planned something?

crowley, shrugs: maybe

gabriel, looks between them: am I invited?

aziraphale & crowley: ...

#azi: you really had a ring? / crowley: course. had it for ages / azi: I don't know what I'm supposed to do with mine now / crowley: whAT #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable chatfics

[bea-n-art]

The Cherub and the Supreme Arch Angel A portrait of Aziraphale showing his two sides. The sweet cherub/principality and the stern Supreme Archangel. We all know Aziraphale is the sweetest, but he is just as capable of being tough. -

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[aziraphales-library]

Hi there!

I was wondering if you had any recommendations of fics that have Aziraphale as a priest? i’m in search of some but have no idea how to find them.

only ask is that it’s 3k words and up!

Thanks so much for all you do, you are truly the foundation holding the fanfiction side of Good Omens together!

lots of love x

Hello! We have #priest Aziraphale & #priests au tags. And of course there is the priest Aziraphale tag on AO3. Here are more to add to our collection...

All The Lights That Light The Way by FeralTuxedo (E)

On the run from a disastrous work Christmas party, Anthony Crowley encounters an angel singing in the streets of Soho.

& Forgive Us Our Trespasses (Of Which The First Is Love) by ineffable_angle (M)

Fleabag-inspired AU where anthropologist Dr. Anthony J Crowley becomes friends (and then definitely more) with the hot priest Father Aziraphale Moore. They meet at their high school reunion and discover that they just can't quite stay away from one another. Mainly, they debate evolution, go to brunch, and overcome Anthony's religious trauma. Some scenes and dialogue from season 2 of Fleabag do show up, but the plot is not the exact same.

The scent of incense on his fingers by gimmewhiskey (E)

Crowley knew what was twirling on Aziraphale's tongue. “Don't even think about saying you forgive me," he whispered, then turned and strode quickly to the door. Aziraphale stared after him for a few moments longer. He slowly raised his hand and touched his lips. There was a scent of incense on his fingers. ...Or the story of how a successful lawyer Anthony J. Crowley successfully pretends to forget his old love while Father Aziraphale atones for sins for them both.

(Let's) Do it again by gagna_onni (M)

Father Fell has lived his whole life in a small town in Wales. His life is simple, the community is kind and welcoming and he does all he can to help everyone. One day a guest arrives at his clergy house. And right after his arrival, things start to change in an unexpected way.

in your own time by ineffabildaddy (E)

Aziraphale and Crowley grew up together as next-door neighbours on Hogback Lane, classmates at the local Catholic school, and inseparable best friends. By the age of eighteen, both were hopelessly in love with the other, despite the knowledge that they were doomed to live apart, as Crowley aimed to pursue university study in London and Aziraphale committed himself to remaining in Tadfield, dedicating his life to the Church. After almost twenty years spent away from his hometown, renowned botanist Crowley decides to come and visit Tadfield again at a moment's notice; the purpose of his visit is to speak at a Careers Day for the school he and Aziraphale, now a beloved priest and a frequent helper at the school, attended. The twenty-four hours that follow will change both of their lives for ever.

Faith, Hope, and Love (And the Greatest of These Is Love) by khh1961 (E)

A young Father Aziraphale Fell takes up his first post as a junior priest, under the stern supervision of Monsignor Gabriel (who very much likes things to run his way, thank you kindly) and meets fellow parish priest, Father Anthony Crowley. Our young Father Fell is immediately captivated by Father Crowley's handsome face, ginger hair, and dead sexy Scottish accent. This looks to be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. But what else it may become remains to be seen. Love and the will of God are both ineffable.

- Mod D

#good omens #ineffable husbands #human au #priest aziraphale #priests au #adult omens #mod d

[thoughtlessthinkythoughts]

I think the key to understanding show!Aziraphale is in some lines that are in the book but not the show. Because these lines represent a place that our show Aziraphale hasn't hit yet.

Before I get into this, let me explain why I think things that aren't in the show can be so important to understanding where the show will go.

For another example, let's look at the ending of the book/s1. In the book, Adam is not impressed with Aziraphale and Crowley. There is no pep talk. He actually has a pretty stern message to them about "not messing people around."

A lot of s2 might not have worked the same way if they had gotten that message. It would have cut off room for growth. The whole plotline with Nina and Maggie for one would have been much less likely. So by holding off the stop messing with people message to the end of s2 (and then only giving it to Crowley), it provides more room for the characters to change at a pace befitting a multi-season show.

So what else do I think will end up working this way?

Well, there's a scene I love in the book that hasn't made it into the show yet. It happens after Aziraphale is discorporated. In the show, he goes to heaven, then to Madame Tracy. In the book, he bounces around possible hosts first, including a televangelist. The televangelist is going on about the rapture and such, and Aziraphale cuts in with this:

"Well, nice try...only it won't be like that at all. Not really.

"I mean, you're right about the fire and war, all that. but that Rapture stuff well, if you could see them all in Heaven - serried ranks of them as far as the mind can follow and beyond, league after league of us, flaming swords, all that, well, what I'm trying to say is who has time to go round picking people out and popping them up in the air to sneer at the people dying of radiation sickness on the parched and burning earth below them? If that's your idea of a morally acceptable time, I might add.

"And as for that stuff about Heaven inevitably winning...Well, to be honest, if it were that cut and dried, there wouldn't be a Celestial War in the first place, would there? It's propaganda. Pure and simple. We've got no more than a fifty percent chance of coming out on top. You might as well send money to a Satanist hotline to cover your bets, although to be frank when the fire falls and the seas of blood rise you lot are all going to be civilian casualties either way. Between our war and your war, they're going to kill everyone and let God sort it out-right?

"Anyway, sorry to stand here wittering, I've just a quick question-where am I?"

Because even this more cynical version of Aziraphale is adorable, the scene ends with "Gosh," he said, "am I on television?"

We didn't get this in the show, but I can't help feeling that it might be in season 3, assuming we get a season 3. It might even fit in better there, assuming we are going with a "second coming" plot. In the show, Aziraphale hasn't reached this level of cynicism (yet). I can't picture s1 or s2 Aziraphale giving this speech. Sure, he's seen what a mess the archangels are, he was willing to go against heaven to stop them from starting the end of the world, but I'm pretty sure show Aziraphale still believes in the goodness of God if not the goodness of the way heaven is run. It makes sense that show Aziraphale sees heaven as a fixable mess, an organization that isn't living up to what it should be. Because the show is taking Aziraphale's struggle with morally complex situations and questioning God and making it a longer arc.

My guess it that, as his tenure as archangel is likely to go terribly and not give him any more answers (or at least not answers he likes), he will get to the point where he could give this speech in season 3. My guess is that he's likely to also end up in a horrendous mental state once he reaches these conclusions (a perfect opportunity for some hurt/comfort). He's likely to build himself back up after that, but with a clearer look at the world.

End conclusion: if you are telling a longer story, sometimes you need to hold some things back to give your characters room to grow. So, it isn't a sign something is wrong with a story when partway through a character hasn't hit upon an obvious point.

"

#good omens #good omens spoilers #aziraphale #good omens meta #good omens season 2

[actual-changeling]

1941, Soho, Aziraphale's bookshop

There are three empty wine bottles on the table and a fourth between them on the floor, freshly opened. While the couch is in perfect condition, they had both ended up in front of it, leaning against it to keep themselves somewhat upright.

Crowley in particular is swaying on the spot, allowing Aziraphale to top off his cup and handing it to him with a stern look that said don't you dare leave wine stains on my furniture.

In the low candlelight, they keep drinking, and Crowley can't help but watch the flame flicker over his cheekbones, the grey shadows softening his lips, tracing the sparkle in his eyes when the angel turns his head to look at him; they're both equally drunk and happy to leave the day behind.

"Didya' listen to a single word I jus'said?"

His nose wrinkles adorably, eyelids flutter, and he licks a stray drop of wine from his lips. Crowley mirrors him without even noticing, too caught up in trying to keep himself from reaching out, plucking the glass from his hand, and tasting the wine on his tongue.

"I almost killed you," he says, voice more fragile than he expected it to be, and the annoyance etched into Aziraphale's forehead immediately bleeds away.

"You didn't, love, 'm all here."

Oh, Crowley wants, he wants to feel that pet name against his lips and hear it whispered into his ear in the middle of the night. He wants to curse heaven and hell alike and take as much as Aziraphale is willing to give; he has lived off of scraps of affection for centuries.

Somewhere in the distance, a bomb falls, rumbling through the ground and shaking their windows, and Crowley does not make a choice as much as he empties his glass in one go and stops holding his body back from taking what it desires.

Aziraphale's thighs are soft and warm, his pupils blown so wide his irises turn them into a lunar eclipse, and he carefully extracts his angel's wine glass from his fingers, downing the rest, and puts it to the side. His shades are... somewhere, and have been for quite a while, not that he cares.

Reality is blurry, his vision swims more than it is steady, and if anyone were to ask, he'd blame it all on the alcohol and the thrill of adrenaline. He wants to slide a hand up his neck and cup his face, so he does, fingers threading through silky hair.

"Angel?"

They both have to blink several times until they can focus on each other again, but once Aziraphale fully processes the demon in his lap and the decreasing distance between their lips, well, he has never said no to pleasure.

The first touch is tentative, but the next is a proper kiss, wine-slicked lips sliding against each other, mouths opening on their own accord. Hands on his back pull him in, closer and closer until there is no space left and he can feel Aziraphale's human heart beat beneath his own.

They kiss and kiss and kiss, dreading the approaching dawn, but for now they are safe in an ink-black cocoon of their own making, a bubble in time no one will be able to pop. It is 1941, and for a few hours, an angel and a demon become an us, the bombs singing in a horrible imitation of a nightingale.

When Crowley leaves in the grey morning light, sober and with a bitter taste in his mouth, he doesn't look back.

The next time they talk, the war is over, Crowley has gained a new collection of hellish scars all over his body, and neither of them ever brings up the night they tasted freedom for the first (and perhaps last) time.

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[ineffableteeth]

Just imagine Crowley and Aziraphale are out somewhere with a few people and while they’re sitting across from eachother Crowley just starts teasing him, i.e. slowly lifting Aziraphales pant leg with his shoe

And when they get back to the bookshop Crowley gets a “Stern talking to” (Bro gets railed)

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[amagnificentobsession]

@dream-of-pain 🔥♥️

Only your milkshake Nanny 💋

#go to #i am drinking your milkshake #sexy nanny #nanny ashtoreth #michael sheen #david tennant #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #stern nanny #yes I lust for nanny 🔥

[noneorother]

The grand unified theory of Good Omens S2 hangs on - you guessed it - a double meaning (and art). *Part 1*

Part 1 l Part 2 l Part 3 l Part 4 l Part 5 l The End?

This is major spoilers for season 3 territory. You have been warned. I'm also going to split this into parts because wow, I have so many ✨Clues✨!

As a few people have started saying already, something very fishy is going down in season 2, and it seems to be The Metatron's (boo hiss) doing. And by Job, they seem to be right. Come with me on a long and magical journey through time, and trust that I will bring you back to the double meaning of it all very soon. But because I am an Art Director, some things jump out as being very specifically dumb in S2 in a way that I find impossible for the smart people at Good Omens to have done by accident. I started having my doubts about what we were seeing on screen specifically while watching this scene :

Bildad voice "You think you guys are in a gang, with your cute little buttons, and your neat white power tatto--oooh wait a second... HAHAH WTF" - Me

This dildo literally has a NO REGERTS tattoo on his forehead. What. And two teardrops ABOVE his eyebrow. Dude. No. Any wannabe soundcloud rapper knows the teardrops go UNDER THE EYE. I have not found a single example of a real person putting teardrop tattoos above their eye, and I have googled. Also their pins seem extremely well placed, symmetrical, and just kinda... generic? Like the top one in the close-up is just a Scottish flag pin for both dudes. Do these guys... not know how to gang? Then there's this :

No miracle sound, no show of a stern face from Aziraphale, just a kind but firm ask and these two *GaNgStErs* do exactly what they're told. It's almost as if this was an order from an angel and they understood that, and just did it.

But you know what else is funny about REGERTS? It's a mis-spelling. You want to know who else misspells things in this universe?

Oh don't you worry you're getting a whole other post out of me on Maggie.

So now we have two threads to follow : 1) There are *fake gangsters* hanging around Aziraphael in the cemetery. Why? Who put them there? 2) These *fake* people seem like they have traits in common with with Maggie - and demons (because they can't spell and do what they're told, mostly.) Are any of those others *fake* too?

Would you like to see more clues, and the prestige reveal of what the double meaning is? Part 2 is right here

#go season 2 #good omens prime #go3 #good omens s3 #good omens season 2 #aziraphale #go meta #good omens meta #good omens spoilers #art director talks good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season two #good omen

[kewwie-pie]

Okay so I had this idea on my mind for a while, it's basically a whole AU where both Crowley and Aziraphale are both warlocks nannies!

(More info down below <3)

A close up on their faces because I spent so much time on it

In this AU, Crowley and aziraphale both became the nannies after a classic "ineffable miscommunication." Crowley shows up first and immediately gets the job while Aziraphale shows up second and also gets the job. Both switch between taking care of warlock throughout the day so the other can take a break

It isn't until a week into the job they stumble across each other and realize they both got the job

°

Crowley is known as the stern nanny Ashoreths she's usually the one who stays inside with warlock and puts him to bed.

Aziraphale is known as the less firm and soft hearted nanny Francis, Francis usually wakes Warlock up in the morning to have breakfast with him and takes him outside to enjoy the nice weather.

However, it's not unusual to see both nanny Ashoreth and Francis spend time with warlock at the same time.

°

Most of the downling staff find the two nannies very peculiar and their way of taking care of warlock strange to say the least.

Most enjoy spending time with Francis while most avoid Ashoreth like the plague.

However all agree that they are in love with each other.

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