#stanleypineskin

[fictionkinfessions]

Oh I have got a fucking funny answer for canon jobs.

I kin a variety of criminals. Stanley pines, conman. Lupin III, the world's greatest thief. A couple of mobsters, a LOT of comic supervillains. At least one mercenary

Next week I start a job as security in a reentry center/halfway house for convincts lmfao.

I do also kin a bunch of detectives, it's like my #1 kintrope. (My #2 to me Is criminals lmfao) I suppose it's fitting I get a job in one of the only ethical places in the justice system.

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[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

Hey! I know I'm probably late, but: Dipper, Mabel, happy birthday! You kids were the best thing that could have happened to a crotchety old fart like me. Thanks for, y'know, everything. I'm sure if Ford was here he'd say the same thing. We love you, kids. - Grunkle Stanley Pines (To the Mods, please post this on August 31st, if possible!! If not, hey, that's on me.)

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[pineappleprince4122-blog]

the songs that elicit the strongest kin feelings for me are:

Under the boardwalk

Remember (walking in the sand) (that one makes my thoughts drift to someone I used to maybe date or something)

Itsy Bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini

wipeout

and

Pineapple Princess

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[kinconnect]

Stanley Pines from Gravity Falls looking for Ford or Shermie. Fans and I were closer to Shermie in my canon. I was also ftm, and we went to Hawaii or some other tropical place when we were young.

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[kincalling]

hey,I'm Ford kin from Gravity Falls and I'm looking for a Stanley 0: ( please message me at cytoplasmicford !!! )

cytoplasmicford

!!

- Mod Peasley

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[fictionkinfessions]

oh hi the sleep question is directed at ME!! if i get stuck in too deep of a Stanley Pines (gravity falls) kin shift i cannot sleep unless i'm listening to ocean noises. like i just cant sleep. i wish i could be on a boat so bad during those times i think the gentle rocking would heal my soul. there r a few other shifts where i need specific kinds of white noise, which is so strange considering i usually hate having any sound when i sleep. i guess sometimes i like being able to pretend im back there, and sound helps a lot. but stan is a super specific example of which i got so used to how goooodddd sleeping on a boat is...

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[fictionkinfessions]

Stanley pines twenties were bad like BAD BAD like so bad I sometimes remember things that happened in It randomly and have to sit down because "Jesus Christ." Shout out to the time i had to chew through leather seats. Shoutout to the time someone tried to scoop my eyeball out with a melon baller. Shoutout to the time my boss forced me to kill a man! That memory is still repressed by I know it happened! Hopefully not more than once but probably more! Shout out to my abusive boyfriend in that shitty biker bang, shout put to my abusive boss in that drug cartel. Shout out to almost bleeding out in the middle of an alley on more than one occasions. shout-out to the time I got hit with a car! Shoutout to being homeless and on the run for literally years at a time! And the other time I got hit with a car! Shout out to the fact I had like 11 guns in my house that I had to lock away in a safe when the kids came to visit and I would literally constantly wake up in a cold sweat thinking someone had broken into my house and I wouldn't be able to defend them or myself the whole 3 months they were there. Shout out to the time me and Stanford on our boat adventures somehow got mixed up in a gun fight, and it caused me to black out on the spot! Shout out to my ever present fear of car engines firing and the sound of a car trunk being slammed too close to my head! Shout out to ptsd I never addressed or dealt with, that even after everything I refused to talk about because I figured 'hey my brother was in space for 30 years he had it worse, no need to bug anyone with my old trauma.'

I just. Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh, y'know?

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[fictionkinfessions]

Blegh. I like to think im over my pasts lifes trauma but no lol. I guess its because in this life i have similar issues, highschool dropout, adhd, insecurities, ETC.

Its just like. I hate when the fandom thinks im actually dumb. I hate when people think im fords stupid brother who fucked up and wasn't a good uncle. I tried my best, i know my family loved me, and i know for hell fucks sake i was smart. I wouldn't have survived so long if i wasn't. I shouldn't feel so bad about it anymore, but sometimes i read through journal 3 and see ford badmouthing me and it literally feels like im being gutted. I don't blame ford, he was going through his own shit, and technically in another universe this would literally be his diary i was reading. But its like. Fuck man. Idk.

I was scrappy, and just as smart as my brother in different areas, and passionate, and i cared about my family with every part of my being. I was a good man who did everything i could. And the people who mattered loved me. I dont give a shit if people in this world are too stupid to realize that. My pa couldn't yell my different, ford couldnt tell me different, and randoms with the literary analysis skills of elementary schoolers can't tell me any different.

Also i kicked ass and was hot as hell. Take that.

(-a Stanley Pines kinnie)

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[fictionkinfessions]

Gravity Falls Canon is so annoying how am I supposed to succinctly explain that when I say I'm Kin with "Stanley Pines" I'm talking about the author, not my brother? The name swap in Canon is stupid, "Stanford Pines" is an asshole, and Mystery Trio is superior.

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[fictionkinfessions]

I'm an unironic stanley pines kin. he's my oldest (both in terms of age and time I've kinned him) kin. I've kinned him since early 2015 and he's become a huge symbol of positivity for me.

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[fictionkinfessions]

it's been years since gravity falls ended and yet here I am! so many years after the show! hm I miss my life. - Stanley Pines, aka Grunkle Stan

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[fictionkinfessions]

*stands up from chair and coughs into my hand like I'm in an AA meeting* Hey, my name is Stanley Pines and I miss my brother.

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[fictionkinfessions]

Ok folks, this probably isn’t something you wanna hear your grunkle/brother/whatever saying so all who care, look away. But I so totally had a *lot* of flings back in the day. Guys and gals. What can I say? I’m a magnet. Ha. See ya. -Grunkle Stan (Stanley pines!)

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[fictionkinfessions]

hey, sixer? m sorry i didn't tell you sooner. i shoulda, i know, but i really thought you hated me, poindexter. hope youre out there - of mutts and men au stanley pines

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[fictionkinfessions]

Stanford kinnie: I’m looking for my brother Stanley! No doubles || me: checks his list bc I don’t want to be Rude and I’m Curious I’d other sources we share || Stanford kinnie: shares like 80% of my kin list and it says they block doubles on SIGHT || me:

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[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

aaa i can't believe i forgot my grunkles' birthday yesterday! but seeing as you were like father figures for Mabel and me happy father's day! Stan and Ford i love you both sooo much and i hope you had a great day yesterday and another great day today! i miss you, thanks for everything you did!! -Dipper Pines

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