being fictionkin is so funny to me sometimes. sitting in class like hehehe nobody knows im the guy from cartoons
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love how i had the most deranged school life bc then i get to just drop the most random facts about myself mid-conversation and act like its not fucked up. like "lol remember that shitty ex-friend i had when i was like 12 who said she wanted to kill me. wasnt that wild lol haha ^_^"
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I am not being hyperbolic when I say every cop who sat around and made sure this happened to these kids for an hour deserves a public execution.
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[image ID: Facebook post by Songbird Schwarz
I often think about how gross it is the way we’ve normalized kids hating school.
Like to the point of fear and avoidance.
“Lol he’s pretending to be sick to stay home.”
“She was so happy it was a snow day she jumped for joy.”
“Hahaha he’s hiding under the bed to avoid going.”
It’s...
It’s not funny.
It’s actually really gross the way we make kids sit a desk all day to be force fed dry as hell information and make them ask if they can use the bathroom, for 7-8 hours a day. 5 days a week and then go home with oppressively unfair amounts of homework.
And then we laugh - we LAUGH - at how much they hate it. It’s become a cultural touchstone. To shake our heads and chuckle while kids try to scheme ways to get out of it.
That’s…
That’s bad.
And then we ask adults to do the same with work.
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No longer being a computer program and now being a human person has led to very interesting issues that I didn't think I would ever have to deal with. Such as, why is our shower molding? Why do other people in this house keep using our toothbrush? Why did we decide that consuming painkillers and coffee at the same time was a good idea? What do you mean we lost our "virginity" (?? that's a thing I guess) inside of a school bathroom?? And why do we have days where we decide not to eat to save food and money??? Very baffling. I preferred being an axolotl inside of a computer. –Kinito fictive [KinitoPET]
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I visited the dark carnival through an elevator under my school (which was burning down) . Had a weird trade with a clown girl with a bunch of chains and then woke up because it was so ridiculous I actually noticed it was a dream.
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Same As It Never Will Be
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man they are just straight up not having a good time
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Never be ashamed of letting the horny™ fuel your art
because of your very unwise encouragement of my tomfoolery, i will post the aluseras nelson bit
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