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pfhwrittes · 2 days
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thinking thoughts about an au where the reader is accused of being a vampire by a group of "monster" hunters (aka the 141).
in this au supernatural beings would be known (werewolves, vampires, spirits in different flavours, etc) to some (the 141) but the wider population are generally unaware.
the 141 snatch up the reader to dispatch them (or run them off from the densely populated area the group grabbed the reader from).
it comes out during questioning that the reader isn't a vampire like they first thought, the team were working off bad intel and assumptions.
the fact that the reader doesn't eat garlic? it's an allium allergy. the fact that they don't wear silver jewellery? nickel allergy. the fact that the 141 have only ever seen the reader in public spaces after dusk or pre-dawn? they work nightshifts at the local hospital. the pointy teeth? an unfortunate case of genetics and the hellscape that is NHS dental care.
finally, the reader is released from the 141's custody and is about to go home to at least try to get a quick nap in before they have to head back in for their next shift.
and that's when soap's wrought iron wrist cuff touches the reader accidentally.
and all hell breaks loose as the reader shrieks like they're being branded by a hot coal.
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saphushia · 5 months
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do you have any fic recs for dp/dc? ive been interested in reading good ones but its kinda hard to shuffle thru them all.
oh fuck yeah you know i do. i'm just gonna make a list of good ones until i get bored or tired lets see how long this gets lmao
also personal preference wise i'm not big on the danny-gets-adopted fics so u gotta ask someone else if u want recs of those ones lmao
⭐= my absolute favorites all fics are gen unless a ship is listed make sure u check fic tags for CWs b4 reading 👍
=ONESHOTS=
⭐It all Started at a Convention tim meets danny at a tech convention and they have a surprisingly nice afternoon together. and then tim comes to a realization about some things danny said...
A Monsterous Kind of Love [tim/danny] tim's a vampire. danny's a full ghost. tim gets to kill a few hunters in a frenzied rage to keep danny safe. as a treat <3
You've Got My Heart (I've Got Your Soul) [tim/tucker] congrats tim! you met your soulmate! why's he trying to kill you. hm. maybe you fucked up, buddy
Of loss, longing and long duration. [danny/bruce] of danny falling in love with bruce, breaking up with bruce, and proceeding to still be adored by all bruce's kids, past and present.
You Are a Monster (But So Am I) [danny/duke] duke's not a monster fucker- he's not! he swears! it's just this one, specific, really pretty eldritch snow monster-
If I had a nickel for every billionaire that tried to kidnap me, I’d have two nickels- which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice bruce is very tired. it's not his fault he accidentally kidnapped some teenager. aka danny's very bad wierd and stressful afternoon.
=ONGOING=
If You Give a Bat a Burger danny's just trying to lay low while keeping gotham's spirit infestation under control- of course nothing ever is simple for him. meanwhile, the bats all have their hands full with what seem to be unconnected cases, but nothing's ever simple for them either.
Rooftop Express [danny/jason] danny is bored and starts his own version of doordash in gotham. red hood keeps putting in orders so he can see the cute delivery boy <3 what do you mean he's a halfa
⭐Bus to Nowhere danny's adventures being a homeless teen in gotham on the run from his parents and the GIW. he's called dumpster tommy now, and he can't seem to stop befriending criminal and attracting vigilantes desperate to help him
An Interesting Family Tree [danny/tim] danny left the league of assassins years ago, but he can't seem to keep his nose out of it when he finds out red robin's being targeted by them. (canon divergence of tim's search for bruce in the red robin comics, where danny joins him. don't need to read the comic to read the fic)
⭐Grave Promises after an identity reveal gone wrong, danny has no one to turn to. no one, except, maybe, the hero who got stuck in the ghost zone years ago, who became danny's friend, danny's mentor, before they finally got him returned to his timeline. nightwing.
Our Empty Graves [jason/danny] danny, mute, injured, and on the run, is saved from a tight spot by red hood. he quickly becomes jason's problem, and jason makes the mistake of becoming endeared to this snarky shit.
Night Circus [dick/danny] dick hits it off with danny, a circus performer who just came to gotham. dick's thrilled- aside from the fact that circus gothica seems to be connected to the string of robberies that's suddenly hit gotham, and the bizarre thief dressed like the grim reaper...
Secretary Danny danny accidentally gets himself hired as the personal secretary of tim drake, wayne industries CEO. he's surprisingly ok with this, actually. and he's scarily good at it.
ok it's late i need to go eepies now have funnnn <3
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inthememetime · 2 years
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Alfred finds and adopts three homeless teens while the whole of the Batclan is away, the three teens are of course The Fentons. Alfred on the other hand had been dealing with a bit of Empty Nest Syndrome and takes the trio in, so by the time the rest of the Batclan filters back there are three extra people in the Manor but the Fentons deliberately ghost the rest of the residents.
I love this for four reasons:
The potential for Alfred, who wishes Bruce would stop adopting small violent children, realizing that HE is the same.
You can't tell me Alfred, Danny, Dani, and Jazz won't be BFFs. Jazz is the only (mostly) sane person in this house besides him. Dani absolutely WILL spy and report on injuries in exchange for more of that casserole. Danny and Alfred have similar sarcastic wit.
"If we had a nickel for every billionaire with a secret identity we know, we would each have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but weird it happened twice."
The SHENANIGANS!!!!!
Shenanigans include:
At first, Alfred doesn't tell the Batfam because they're a family of detectives. Surely they'll notice. Over time, it becomes a contest of who can make them suspect the most without being found.
Alfred either playing it off or staring with a raised eyebrow when one of the Batfam asks why/if he's talking to himself.
Jazz can only be turned invisible in the nick of time so many times before somebody finds out about her. "It says here, Ms. Fenton, that you have a brother?" "Yes, Danny. He died. But don't worry, he got better!"
When Tim is forbidden caffeine for a week, Danny drinks his coffee super fast or Dani replaces it with chamomile tea with black food coloring.
Dani: "You know Dick, you really shouldn't do that."
Dick, after a moment of panic, realizing there's nothing in the room with him. "....God?"
Dani, realizing how much chaos she can cause: "yeah, that's me! God."
Danny and Dani take turns being human just to walk past open doors. They all look enough alike to Tim, Dick, Damien, and a young Jason in uncertain light that the rest of the fam has to do double takes.
When someone calls Constantine over as a favor, he takes 2 steps into the manner, says no, and RUNS.
"So I've heard the voice of God, and it sounds like a 14-year-old girl."
"....how hard did Bane hit you again?"
"God says Jason is the one who stole your book."
"...right ok."
Bruce decides he's gonna go be Batman while wounded. He snuck out, so Al calls his Secret Ghost Squad.
Batman is repeatedly interrupted (*cough* saved) by 2 OP glowing metas. Constantine will no longer cross Gotham's borders.
Danny: "You need more ectoplasm. You're a growing half-ghost."
Jason: *shoots the wall* "WHAT THE FUCK WHO WAS THAT?!"
Danny: would you believe it was God?
Jason: NO
Jason figures it out first because he's being parented by a dead guy. He actually doesn't mind that much because he gets to visit the GZ
Cass figures out second because she's observant.
Dick figures it out third by spraying 'God' with paint. He then realizes he attacked an invisible creature that can go through walls with no idea how to fight it.
Tim figures it out by deliberately putting salt in his coffee to see what would happen.
Damien finds Cujo. He is Upset that Cujo already has an owner. Danny tells Damien in exchange for Damien to stop yelling insults at him. (Dani calls him Weak for this, and tells Damien 15 minutes later because he thought she was calling HIM weak and had Opinions)
"Oh shit."
Steph bribes the 'house spirits' for prank help, and then tricks them. They tell her out of Respect.
Duke starts talking to himself about star output on his homework, gets stuck, and SpaceBoi helps. Duke's 10 minutes into stars actually being interesting for once before he realizes he's talking to a ghost.
Bruce has been introduced to them by Jazz. Alfred made her after the 4th sleepless night due to researching the surprise metas.
Dani: its cool dude, but now I have to go prank Tim. Bye!
Vlad shows up for a private meeting with Bruce Wayne. The ghosties reveal themselves in order to kick his ass.
Alfred is the only person who can get away with calling Danny 'Daniel' and Dani 'Danielle'. Anyone else has Serious Regrets.
The Joker breaks Alfred's leg in a bombing. He's never seen again. Danny, Dani, and Jazz are a little TOO innocent
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ravenwitch45 · 9 months
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I don't like seeing Blitzø suffer and I have a request.
Female IMP new employee asks Blitzø if he wants to hang out the next day off. Her parents own a horse ranch that isn't far away, and she has a mustang named Spirit. (Because I'm a horse geek) she kisses him on the way back before they stop for food, and Blitzø asks her on a 2nd date.
Moxxie would be so annoyed when Blitzø starts babbling about his "horse girl" even though she's sitting right there.
If I had a Nickel for everytime S/O brought Blitz to a horse ranch as a date, i'd have two nickels, but okay then! Also same on not liking Blitzo suffering, I love this chaotic dork so much so I'm happy to give him a good time.
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Blitzo getting asked out to a horse ranch, by a new Female Employee and getting kissed on the way back.
Blitzo is certainly surprised upon getting asked, the only person who really requests his presence non professionally, is Stolas, and theres too many feelings there for him to handle that mostly, and he has to insert himself to get into Millie and Moxxie's personal lives, so he's more then happy when you ask, even more so when you mention it's a horse ranch.
He probably has flirted with you before, just how he is, but even then he doesn't register this outing as a date, too focused on the horsies he fonds over so much, but geeks out at you loving Spirit too, exclaiming "I knew you had good taste!"
But after your all done, (He's very sad to leave, giving all the horses pats before he does) When you kiss him, his eyes just go wide, looking to you with a deep blush, almost scaring you that you overstepped but then he sheepishly smiles as he looks away, which relaxes you.
He waits till your eating, to ask about it and ask you out on a second state, kinda on cloud nine when you say yes, honestly wanting to bust it down in happiness but since your in public he just smiles and says thanks... for giving him a chance.
He doesn't really know how this will turn out, but he at least hopes it will be nice, and unlike his previous relationships, he just hopes you'll still be friends if you don't work together.
Sorry for the shortness of this one, trying to get back into the groove of all this, hope you enjoy it nonetheless.
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ershebet · 2 years
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Ivan: Cowboy, I'm not going to celebrate your satanic holiday, damn it, you're dressing up as some demons and you think I'll treat this as something normal?
Kolyadki
Ivan as a child:
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Ivan: Kolyada, kolyada! Open the gates and take out the chests, give us coins, even a ruble (1), even a nickel (5), we will not leave you just like that. Give us a piece of candy, or maybe a coin, don't be a jerk, Christmas Eve is coming soon!
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Ivan: On New Year's Eve I wish you an aspen coffin, a stake and a grave, and a sick mare (curse)
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Maslenitsa
(Maslenitsa is a pagan holiday still celebrated in Russia. Meaning: people see off winter by burning an effigy symbolizing the Goddess of Winter Morena. People bake crepes. Crepes, at least in Russia, appeared as a funeral food, which is consumed during funerals. At the moment, crepes are a common dish, but crepes are still an important dish for Maslenitsa):
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Ivan: Die, Morana (Goddess of Death/Rebirth/Winter.), die, die, die, yes yes yes, die
Ivan Kupala (Kupala Night):
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There is very little information in the English wikipedia
The holiday combines two elements: pagan and Christian. Previously, this holiday existed independently, but after the baptism of Russia, the holiday acquired a Christian meaning and elements. The main feature of Kupala night is the cleansing bonfires. Around the fire, people danced, danced, sang Kupala songs, jumped over it: whoever is more successful and jumps higher, he will be happier. Girls jump through the fire "to purify themselves and protect themselves from dumbness, spoilage, conspiracies," and so that "mermaids do not attack and do not come for a year." Evil spirits come to life on this holiday, people performed certain rituals to scare away witches, mermaids and other evil spirits. Also, people wove wreaths of certain flowers, which also carry a magical meaning, women let such wreaths on the water to tell themselves an early wedding or a long life. Also on this holiday it is customary to look for a fern flower, which according to Slavic beliefs, the fern blooms only for a moment, on the night before Ivan Kupala (on June 24 [July 7 in Russia]); it is very difficult to pluck a flower, especially since the evil spirit prevents this in every possible way and intimidates a person, in some cases depriving him of reason, speech, memory. Picking the flower of a fern and keeping it with him acquires unusual possibilities. Man becomes visionary, can understand the language of animals, see all the treasures.
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half-blood-goods · 6 months
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My live Undertale Yellow Reactions - Snowdin Edition
*Frostermit comes out* It's giving Alolan Dwebble
*For some reason dies laughing at "Liquid Ice"*
*Rabbit stuck to the pole by their tongue* Dumbass
One of these bushes has to have a secret item in them
What the fuck is dilapidated
I did not just die to a slug
Oh coffee! *Mo kicks if off the table* Nevermind
If i had a nickel every time there was a salesman in an Undertale game yada yada
I was expecting a boss fight but alright
*Pink Flying Whale appears* Steven Universe intensifies
ICE WOOOOLF! ... I mean Jimmy Hotpants!
*Bigass coffee cup blocking the path* Mo? *Cup turns around with a whole-ass face* It is, indeed, not Mo.
Jesus there's more of them
*Audibly groans seeing the name Rephil* Okay this is getting out of hand
Is it just gonna be in the middle all 3 times? *the ball is indeed in the middle all 3 times*
Hell yeah, frog spa!
The music is so good in this game
Yo this coffee sounds good AF- 13 CUPS?
"The thought of socializing that much always scared me" I found my spirit person
*Gets the matches* Oh can I light the rabbit on fire?
I keep doing these sidequests that give armor only to get a better one 10 minutes later. Not complaining tho.
Oh hey bird- aaand they're gone
"Their puzzles sure weren't impressive" Yeah it's not like I was stuck on the 2nd one for like 10 minutes or something Flowey.
"You're all cute and stuff" Woah there, this is going a bit fast-
I'm having war flashbacks to that goddamn Jevil carousel attack
Why the fuck does everyone in this place have their self esteem level below the floor?
Girl, I like you but I don't trust this boat one bit
Aaand here it is
Not the wide eyes on the sprite 💀
If I had a nickel every time I fell deep and someone told me to just wait-
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bettsfic · 5 months
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A few years ago—god, i must have still been in college. 2018? 19? You made a master post of all your fic up until then. Would you be able to make another post, with all your fic from 2019ish-now?
sure! i've been wanting to do this for a while but the question becomes - how to organize? i write in too many different fandoms to do it by canon. so we're just gonna go by the myriad ways my id is on full display.
i skipped a few fics that i didn't like so it's not *everything*. also many of these are locked down so you have to log into ao3 to see them.
masterpost of my fics, 2019 - 2023
key:
personal favorite
you don't really need to know the canon going in
VERY NSFW
diet cottagecore
there's a house. somebody is sad. chores.
rest in grace - violet evergarden, violet/gilbert, canon divergence - 20k, complete
float - breaking bad, jesse/OMC, post-canon - 19k, complete
good bones - star wars sequels, reylo, modern au - 12k, wip
stray - genshin impact, razor/lumine, canon divergence - 6k, complete
"i don't remember you" to "let's pretend to be in a relationship" to "oh you've been in love with me your entire life?"
fake dating via trauma-induced amnesia and chronic illness
a standing engagement - the hunger games, odesta, canon divergence - 57k, complete
wind of the new world - the hunger games, odesta, sequel to ASE - 10k, complete
digging for orchids - tgcf, hualian, modern au - 43k, complete
a brat and the guardian she desperately wants to fuck
and the guardian who is trying desperately not to give in
huaycan - the gray man, six/claire, post-canon - 16k, complete
in water falling - the clone wars, rexsoka, dystopia au - 14k, complete
a long way - game of thrones, jaime/myrcella, canon divergence - 18k, complete
so obsessively in love that their life is upended and their identity irrevocably changed
romance with repercussions & codependency ever after
free ride - tbosas, snowbaird, modern au - 24k, wip
patronage - painter of the night, nakyum/seungho, modern au - 11k, complete
lemon - star wars prequels, anidala, modern au - 73k, complete
organic chemistry - the clone wars, rexsoka, modern au - 57k, wip
"i will kill for you" (literal)
murder as a love language
acquittal - tgcf, hualian, modern au - 10k, complete
the bluff - barry (hbo), sally/barry, canon divergence - 9k, complete
if i had a nickel for every fic i've written where an unstable marriage is saved by an adrift third burdened by the guilt of their society-ruining decisions
i'd have two nickels, but it's weird it happened twice
before the suns rise - star wars prequels, obianidala, canon divergence - 30k, wip
renovations - frozen, anna/elsa/kristoff, modern au (no incest) - 47k, complete
"whoops, i was trying to kill you but i fell in love with you instead"
villainfucker city rise up
the truth of time - rurouni kenshin, e/k, canon (live action) - 6k, complete
penitence - star wars sequels, reylo, canon divergence - 17k, complete
porn, but also healing from atrocity
honestly every fic i write could fall under this category
reclaimed - star wars sequels, reylo, omegaverse - 14k, complete
light - saezuru, yashiro/doumeki, canon divergence - 30k, complete
sick part of a sick thing - stranger things, hellcheer, no upside down au - 45k, complete
let ruin end here - tgcf, hualian, modern au - 8k, complete
the art of scraping through - the 100, bellarke, modern au - 18k, complete
porn, but also righting the wrongs of decades past
boys with big regrets and even bigger—
dirtbag - stranger things, hellcheer, no upside down au - 60k, complete
moderation - the 100, bellarke, modern au - 40k, complete
always be closing - mdzs, wangxian, modern au - 32k, complete
femdom tsundere (ft. pegging)
grouchy women and the submissive men who adore them
black-eyed - mdzs, chengqing, modern au - 16k, complete
not if, when - original fiction - 12k, complete (the pegging is there in spirit)
ghost in the pearl - westworld, dolores/caleb, canon divergence - 7k, complete
the innate comedy of abject pining
"i'm so in love with you it's killing me lmao"
no certainty of doors between us - mdzs, wangxian, modern au - 6k, complete
the beach episode - tgcf, hualian, modern au - 20k, complete
shut up and kill me - original fiction - 5k, complete (not really a romance)
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thanks for the ask, anon! this was fun.
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FUN FACT!: While Ash's Dad does NOT appear in any of the three films set in the "I Choose You!" continuity, Ash DOES mention some advice he got from him in "Secrets of the Jungle", with "Distant Blue Sky" confirming that ICY!Ash's Dad is still involved in his life, even if he doesn't have as much of a presence as Delia does.
Indeed, in the I Choose You Continuity's final appearance in the "Distant Blue Sky" special, Ash receives his iconic original series/League Expo Hat as a GIFT from his (still unseen, as work called him away while Ash was helping the spirit of a dead child move on to the afterlife) father.
All we get regarding MAIN series Ash's Dad is that Ash MIGHT be a better trainer than him (getting to Viridian City far faster than his father did), with "Pocket Monsters: The Animation" describing him as a washed out trainer who left on a Pokemon Journey and never bothered coming back.
So, we have two opposite extremes for Ash's Dad (possibly overworked salaryman who nonetheless loves his son, and deadbeat manchild who walked out on his family), although given that Ash and Delia don't ever MENTION the man after episode 2 (wherein Ash's grandfather was also mentioned in the Japanese version, implying that Ash comes from a long line of washouts), I'm guessing that Pocket Monsters: The Animation is closer to what Ash's dad would ACTUALLY be like if they ever crossed paths.
If I had a nickel for every time an anime series I watched wanted to convince me that the MC's dad is still there he's just too busy working but is written so out of the picture that everyone assumes he's just some asshole who walked out on his wife and kid, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot BUT-
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If I had a Nickel for every time I fell in love with a Media that has a young blonde hero with darker eyes and a heart of gold whose journey is kicked off by having to find/save his sibling, before realizing a greater threat is at hand. Throughout he journey the hero finds out he's apart of an accident civilization that has been lost to time, and is been apart of a reincarnation timeline. Accompanied by a darker skinned but lighter haired princess, with a lot of spunk, and a adventures spirit who tries to not act like they don't deeply care about their people, but really do. Whose also cares about the hero in roundabout ways at first. As well as an older man that is treasure hungry and has an ex he left behind. That both ironically started with a W
I have two nickels, which isn't a lot but weird it happened twice.
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Studio Ghibli watch-through pt. 7
Finally found a way to finish watching these last 4 Ghibli films, so here's the current finale of my Studio Ghibli watch-through.
22. The Tale of Princess Kaguya (2013)
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7/10
I loved the art style but I see how someone might be turned off of it but idc, they can leave more beautiful art to me. The story dragged in some places but it was still fun to watch.
23. When Marnie Was There (2014)
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8/10
I came for the promise of yuri, was disappointed in the twist but watching it again I see that yuri is there but it's more of an awakening yuri. The story is also relatable for those of us artists who have felt burn out and depression blocking us from creating, not to mention the feeling that ppl are being nice just out of curtesy rather than genuinely. Tho' if I had a nickel for a Ghibli film that had a romance where it turned out they were related, I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's strange that it happened. (I know they aren't related in Poppy Hill but we were made to think they were for half the film)
24. Earwig & The Witch (2020)
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3/10
First of, the Ghibli style in CGI didn't translate well. Second, this really could've been a series instead of a movie because at least in a series we might've gotten more than what we did get. Nothing really happened and then it ended just as it seemed like it might be moving the plot forward.
25. The Boy and the Heron (2023)
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9/10
Saw this one in the theaters with my brother and we both loved it. Seeing as it's an apology from Hayao to his kids, in that he wants them to not follow his footsteps if they don't want to, makes the movie a bit more poignant. Wish we could've had more time in the wacky spirit world or whatever realm it was but I liked what we got (also Robert Pattinson killed it as the Heron)
That's every Studio Ghibli film from Castle of Cagliostro to The Boy and the Heron. Ghibli is a major inspiration not just for artists but for film makers/story tellers and I'd say that they should be required viewing for any aspiring artist/film maker/writer. While obviously their most well known ones but also some of the lesser known ones since there might be something there that someone sees potential in and expands on it in their own work.
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wheucto · 1 year
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ok abnormal beings ii au list
fan as the internet. like the entire internet. his body is actually a robot he controls remotely since it would be pretty hard to put the Whole Internet into a robotic body, even if you are the internet yourself. that or just a database of the internet, but still very similar. he's still hopelessly obsessed w inanimate insanity, somehow.
paper was originally an inanimate piece of paper, until one day someone drew on him and he came alive. because of this, his limbs and face look hand-drawn. he used to live in an endless white void, where he found a rock and pair of scissors. they shared the same origin story, the same mysterious person who brought them to life and disappeared. they tried to search for them, but couldn't find them.
paper can draw things on himself, and they'll become 'real,' too. those drawings have that same hand-drawn look, and their inside (the parts inside the outline) will retain the look they had when he finished it (if it wasn't colored in, its insides are white. if it was made in marker, crayon, colored pencil, or something else, it'll look like that.). he used this power to populate the once-empty void he and his friends inhabited.
one day, he drew a door and placed it in an empty part of the abyss. it led to earth. eventually, he, rock, and scissors went through it. there, they parted ways. he still thinks about them.
paintbrush could be blessed with fire powers or something? be part fire spirit or something?
nickel can act out any part consistently, as if he was truly that part. he's done this as long as he remembers. though, if he tries to act as someone else, it's not necessarily accurate to that person, just what he thinks they act like. nickel doesn't think he has a true self.
through this power he competes on both bfdi and inanimate insanity. it solves the problem of having two conflicting personalities he has to keep up, but doesn't solve the fact he has to travel between the two shows constantly in a way that doesn't make anyone suspicious. somehow, he manages it. kind of.
i said trophy was a cryptid, but he's actually probably something else? i don't know what he'd be, but he has these things he's really particular about. like if he was an urban legend, there'd be specific guidelines on how to interact with him to not anger him or whatever.
he doesn't like people coming into his room without permission or knocking or taking his things. he always wakes up around 2 am, and he's more irritated when people come into his room at that time. he dislikes soap's spray bottle, but it always wards him off. he especially dislikes when it's in his room. that's HIS room soap. his SAFE SPACE. get OUT.
once he finds out he's whatever he is, he uses his new powers for Mischief. he appears in mirrors. paintings. he often lies and says these are part of the etiquette of interacting with him but if you acknowledge it he has to stop doing it. like if he was in a painting chilling and you told him to get out he'd probably have to leave. sometimes he makes up new rules and pretends like they're actual rules, but if you call him out he will tell the truth about it, unwillingly.
oj as like this powerful eldritch creature thing. he knows he is Not Normal and is very upset about this. maybe he doesn't know the extent of his powers because he just. doesn't use them and supresses them all the time.
i'm not really sure about details about his powers but maybe he can make things float. maybe tentacles...? like that come out of his liquid and... something about his juice. maybe it can just like rise out of him and do some Crazy Stuff.
he probably doesn't know he's an eldritch creature. like he knows whatever he is isn't the norm but not that. maybe his parents/creator eldritch creatures put him on earth to be raised by object parents for some reason? maybe these beings create worlds or something. or hide among objects? upon planets with life for reasons i guess.
test tube is more of a run of the mill mythical creature. like a shapeshifter or something. maybe an elf or fairy. she doesn't know this, and in fact doesn't even believe in mythical creatures.
the floor is the island and also some sort of eldritch creature. possibly him and oj are related but probably not.
i think it'd be funny if silver spoon was normal. like. just normal. he's the kind of guy to pretend to be something he's not as to make others think he's cool or something. though i guess he could be an elf.
i once saw the headcanon that lightbulb was a cyborg so i'm putting it here in this au.
suitcase with like an endless expanse of storage inside her. like you go in her and you find this abyss full of random stuff like chairs and sunglasses and various books.
goo as a symbiotic relationship between like two colonial organisms or whatever. one's his face and the other is the goo. both are like kind of colonial microbes i guess? or the face is more like a fungus or something.
goo's face belongs to a species of organisms which can like. change their shape at will and stuff. they can mimic things like faces, which they typically do, but they can also be an amorphous black blob. they stick to things, like rocks or the ground and sometimes other organisms (typically plants or fungi). their relationships with other organisms can be symbiotic, parasitic or commensalistic (neither beneficial or harmful), depending on the individual themself. they can send signals to organisms they lie on.
goo's goo is like a bunch of little microbes. sort of like a slime mold, but not really since i'm pretty sure slime molds are either individual cells that get together in desperate times or a massive cell with multiple nuclei, and whatever species goo comes from is made up of individual cells that are together for most of the time. cells can survive on their own, but like being together. the more cells there are in a goo, the more complex and intelligent it is.
one day, facey was doing normal face creature things like being on a tree, when he spotted a amorphous blue glob of Something moving around like an animal. curious, he attached himself to it, and sent a signal. surprisingly, it sent a signal back. since the goo was a person in its own right, but had no real way of interacting with others, facey offered to be its interface towards other people.
maybe goo can stay two people, one the blue glob thing and the other the face, but since goos are like multiple organisms which build up a person, why can't the combination of both facey and the goo eventually become one person?
tea kettle is a mother but like with teleporting powers and superhuman hearing and stuff like that.
lifering is the kind of mermaid that becomes a mermaid when touching water.
yinyang as two ancient spirtis in the same body. maybe they were always an object (and maybe then even the first object?) or maybe the object form is something gained later that they became for some odd reason.
cabby as a knowledge spirit.
knife as normal but observant. he can tell nearly everyone is Not Normal.
blueberry has some kind of amazing power but makes no use of it. 'what's the point...'
maybe clover as a luck spirit? but then she'd probably believe in luck. blessed by a luck spirit? half luck spirit?
tissues is immune to a lot of Abnormal Stuff that the other people on ii can do or radiate or whatever. otherwise he's normal
salt and pepper learned telepathy somehow. they can do that mental fusion thing now. they don't use that often.
maybe pickle as a werewolf? for some reason? gosh i dont know
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Preaches for malewife Silver spoon
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tbh i support it but. i don't think that guy even knows how to cook an fried egg. please keep him out of the kitchen. he seems to like others doing stuff for him rather than himself doing it but. YES. BIG FAN OF THIS ASSHOLE BEING A MALEWIFE THO WITH TIME /pos
in terms of like, hcs and such, i like to hc that nickel, silver and knife are brothers right, and like, knife is great at cooking, nickel and silver ARE NOT great at it THEY FUCKING SUCK however HE HAS THE SPIRIT TO BE A MALEWIFE!!!!
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PLAYING WITH THE BOYS
PART 9; ITS MAN AGAINST MAN
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Warnings: making out, allusions to sex, heavy drinking, clubbing, revealing clothing, sexual dancing, they're not really warnings.
Summary: the group decide to go clubbing to solidify the new group spirit they have but the night takes a different turn when Rooster sees exactly what the girl is wearing.
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At Robins House, the girls were getting ready for the party. Halo, Phoenix and Robin had gotten close over the two weeks of the mission so far and had decided to get ready for the clubbing together. 
"God, I need a girlfriend," Halo said, looking in the mirror as she applied her mascara. 
"I think I might just get another girlfriend, it would be so much easier," Robin said as she pursed her lips together, applying her lipstick.
"What's been going on with you and Rooster? You seem close," Halo said, tying up her shoes as she finished her look. She was wearing a navy blue dress with a leather jacket over the top of it. 
"You don't know their past?" Phoenix questioned, assuming that everybody knew. 
"No, I wasn't in your year remember," she said, "I only met y'all two weeks ago. I had met Coyote and Fanboy and Omaha before but nobody else,"
Robin walked out of her walk-in closet, spinning around in her tight black dress. It was lacy and honestly scandalous but she hoped it would drive Bradley mad.
"Me and Rooster used to date, like seven year ago," she explained, fiddling with a few of the rings on her fingers, "We'd been together for 11 months and then he left and never came back. He never contacted me again," 
She didn't want to include the fact that he had shattered her heart, knowing that there could be some animosity from that. 
"That a real dick move from his part," Halo said as she put her earrings in. 
Robin shrugged, "Can't do anything about it now. I'll admit that I do still have feelings for him, but it's not gonna work out, I'm sure he doesn't feel the same way," 
Once again, she didn't mention the fact that they had made out on her porch after he had all but promised himself to her. Despite that, she was still terrified he'd leave again. 
Phoenix laughed, pulling on her jacket. She was wearing a leather skirt and a light brown blazer. "If I had a nickel for every time I caught him staring at you during training, I'd be rich," she said, raising her eyebrows at the girl. 
"I wish I had your fairytale love story, last girl I dated turned out to be a spy," Halo stated calmly. 
The two girls looked over at her in shock, "What the hell?" Phoenix questioned, eyes wide at the admission. 
"Maybe I'll explain it once I've had a few drinks," she said with a chuckle, the girls laughing together. 
On that note, they heard the doorbell go and once again, Amelia had opened it before the girls had managed to get there. 
When they got down the girl was smiling and mouthed to her sister, 'he's cute'. The guy in question was Bob who had called an uber for the four to go there. 
"Hey Bob," Phoenix said as she rushed over, her combat boots clicking against the floor. 
"Bye Amelia, tell mum I'm gonna be back late tonight, but I'll be back by tomorrow morning," she explained, picking up her shoulder bag as the other two greeted Bob. 
Amelia groaned, "Can't I come with you, he's so attractive," she said, looking over her sister's shoulder at Bob. 
Robin chuckled at her sister's small crush on the aviator, "You can't come, plus I don't, you're the right age for Bob," she said, smiling at her sister's defeated expression. 
They all got in the uber, the three girls sitting in the back whilst Bob sat in the front. He had a very chivalrous way of living and it was shown even here. He wanted to make sure the girls were safe in the uber, even if he knew they could handle themselves. 
"Do you think we should get pizza or something, I'm hungry," Halo said, Phoenix nodding in agreement. 
"We're going to a bar," Robin stated. 
"Yeah, and we need food so we don't get too drunk too easily," Phoenix suggested. 
The girls talked about food the whole way there, Bob occasionally joining in on the conversation and adding his input.  
When they got there, Bob payed the driver despite the girls protests and they were confronted by Coyote and Fritz who had been waiting outside of the club for the remaining people. 
"Hey ladies, Bob, we got a military discount, they've given us a booth," Coyote said, ushering the girls inside, "Plus Harvard and Yale couldn't make it, something about a date,"
"All in a day's work for this country," Natasha said with a chuckle, looping arms with both girls before they began to walk in, Robin grabbing Bob's hand. 
They got in and greeted everyone as the man led them to the booth in the back corner.
She began to question where Bradley was but then she heard the door open. She turned around and saw him standing there, scanning the room for the group. 
He was wearing tight blue jeans and one of his Hawaiian shirts but this time, she realised that he didn't have his vest underneath underneath everyone could see his chest. 
He sat down, the group catching up with one another quickly but his eyes were trained on Robin and the tight black dress she was wearing. 
"Hangman lost that final point, he's buying first drinks," Natasha said, the man huffing as he began to trudge off to the bar, grabbing a round of 11 shots for the group. 
When he got back he lay the tequila shots out on the table that they all sat around, the group taking their shots. 
Robin winced as she felt the hot burn of alcohol in her throat. The group slammed their glasses down again, smiles on their faces. After all the talk of the end of the world they needed this time to relax and let go, even if it's just for a while. 
After two more rounds of shots they headed out onto the dance floor, beginning to let loose and have some fun. The girls danced, Halo having found a girl in the crowd she'd taken a fancy to and now the two were dancing. 
Coyote was off trying to hit on a group of girls in the corner and they could hear him bragging about his military career. The funniest sight to the girls was Bob getting hit on by a nice brunette in the corner. 
"Should we help him?" Robin asked Natasha as they danced together. 
"Nah, maybe in a minute," she said, grabbing the girls hand and spinning her around as they danced along to the beat of the music. 
After what felt like hours of dancing people broke off, Rooster going to sit by the bar to order drinks for him, Fanboy and Bob. 
The girls were dancing when they saw the girls and Phoenix began to waltz over, acting as Bob's wingman - or wing woman. 
"Yeah, rumour has it that Bob is a good lay," Phoenix said as she heard the girls talking about Bob. 
The girl who had been flirting with Bob blushed and began asking questions, occupying Phoenix. 
Robin had moved to the wall, watching her friends as they all had fun in the club. Her eyes were drawn to Bradley who was waiting at the bar, tapping his fingers against the countertop. 
Whilst Phoenix was gone and Bradley wasn't hovering around, Hangman saw it as the perfect time to swoop in and ask her for a dance. 
"Hey, Robin, you wanna go dance?" Hangman asked, raising his eyebrows as he held his hand out for her. 
Robin looked over her shoulder, seeing some pretty blonde girl talking to Bradley. She sighed, looking back at Hangman and placing her hand in his. 
"Lead the way," she said, allowing him to take her onto the dance floor. 
Rooster had pushed the girl away, telling her that he wasn't interested but by the time that he had done that. He glanced onto the dancefloor, trying to find Rovin and when he did he wasn't happy with the sight. 
She was dancing with Hangman and the sight made his blood boil. He clenched his jaw together, realising that she was dancing with that douche. 
She could see the angry look he was giving her from the other side of the club but she continued to dance with Hangman, her head thrown back as she laughed. 
He couldn't help his eyes trailing around the black dress that she wore that rode up slightly around her thighs as she danced. 
The possessiveness peaked in him as he watched her and suddenly he had this wave of jealous wash over him. It should be him she was dancing with, him she was moving against.
His hand was tightening on his whiskey glass and his eyes were narrowed on Hangman. If looks could kill then the man would be six feet under by now. 
Natasha stood next to him at the bar and looked down at him, following his eye line to see Robin laughing as she turned around, Hangman's hands on her hips as they danced to the music. 
"You know she talks about you all the time,"
He scoffed, eyes never leaving the glass in front of him, "Yeah, and I'm sure it's about the dartboard she has with my face on it," he said humorlessly. 
The girl sighed, not understanding how dense Rooster was, "She wants you back, she doesn't want to date Hangman. She hates herself for it, but she still cares about you," she explained. 
"Don't give me hope Phoenix," he said, looking up at the girl. 
"You better get in there quick because she'll move on. This is it, she won't let you break her heart again," she said before grabbing her drinks and walking back to Halo, a grin on both girls' faces. 
He thought over the information that he had been fed. Maybe this was his chance with her, she was going to be his forever. He looked over at her again to see Robin had stopped dancing, Hangman having walked over to talk to Coyote. 
She had a wide grin on her face and there was a slight layer of sweat on her forehead from the lights in the club and from how much she'd been dancing. 
He stood up, taking a deep breath as he realised that it was now or never, he had to admit how he felt and ask her out or let her go. 
The conflict was eating him up as he walked over, his normally confident strides dulled down to a shy few steps as he approached her. 
"Hey Rooster, you come to dance?" She asked, brushing her long brown hair away from her face. 
He chuckled, a loving smile on his face as he looked at her, "Yeah, you wanna dance with me?" He asked, his smooth and confident ways back. 
"As long as you're as good as I remember," she said, wrapping her arms around his neck as his went to her waist, fitting perfectly there like they'd never left. 
"Oh I'm as good as you remember, in more ways than one," he said, shooting her a wink. 
She chuckled, face burning red at his insinuation, "You're more cocky than normal Rooster, all that tequila go to your head?" She questioned, a flirty tone to her voice that he recognised all too well. 
"No, I'm just sure what I want," he stated. 
"Oh, and what's that?" Robin asked, continuing the flirty banter that the two were having. It felt like not a day had gone by since they were 25 and 29, dancing in the club together. It just felt right. 
"I guess you'll just have to wait and see," he said with a smirk on his face. 
"Maybe I'll have to pry you with more drinks," she suggested.  
"I'll go get us some, they're on me. You still want your normal?" He asked, letting go of her to head to the bar. 
"Yeah," she replied. Her head was swimming with ideas and she was already beginning to miss the warmth of his touch. It had all felt so perfect when he had held her against him and if she was being honest, she didn't want him to let go. 
Just the idea that he remembered what her favourite drink was made her stomach turn to knots, knowing that he still thought about her. Maybe there was a chance with them. 
He walked back, holding the two drinks in his hand, passing one to her before clinking their glasses together, "Cheers," 
Once they'd finished drinking and they were both moderately drunk they went back to the dance floor, dancing against one another like not a day had passed, like they were old lovers back in their original hang out. 
She laughed and for a second Bradley swore that his heart stopped as he looked at her. He couldn't help the words that spilled out of his mouth and he wasn't sure if it was the lovesick daze he was in or the tequila shots from earlier but he couldn't help but admit his darkest secret to her. 
"I adore you," he whispered, hands on her waist as they danced to the music, his eyes on hers.
The sudden confession made the girl freeze. His regular flirty banter and cocky ways seemed to have been thrown out the window because right now hisbeyes were soft and the romantic words didn't feel right coming from him. 
Even from the year they had spent together it had been rare to have any type of affectionate words, only a few I love yous and the occasional sweet nothings whispered in her ear. 
She didn't know if it was the few shots that the group had taken earlier in the night or if it was because she'd finally come to her sense but her adrenaline and bravery peaked as she whispered, "I adore you as well," 
"Don't dance with Hangman," he said, lips pursing together as he looked at her. It was a mix between a soft lover's request and an order from the Lieutenant. 
"I only danced with him to make you jealous," the words were breathless and Robin was rarely this honest about things but right now the words seemed to just spill from her mouth and she was unable to control it. 
He smirked, hands tightening on her waist as he pulled her closer to him, pressing her against his bare chest, "and I'm here thinking you're a good girl," he said, looking down at her breathless expression. 
Her heart was pounding in her chest and all she wanted to do was grab his face and kiss him now but she couldn't do that. 
"Maybe you should teach me a lesson, what do you think, Lieutenant?" She questioned, one hand pressed against his bare chest as she traced a finger over his collarbone. 
His eyes darkened and he pulled her in, pressing her against him as he slammed his lips against hers. It was nothing like the delicate kiss they'd shared on her porch last night, it was rough and desperate like he was making up for 7 years in one kiss. 
She moaned as she tasted the tequila on his tongue, tugging him closer to her as she pressed a hand to the back of his head. She wanted to be as close to him as she could and as of right now, this was it. 
It felt perfect, like their lips slotted together like two pieces of a puzzle. His tongue explored her mouth, trying to discern if it was any different to how he remembered it. His hands roamed her body in the same way, groping at her flesh. 
He pulled away, lips trailing down her jaw and her neck, sucking and leaving light kisses along the skin with marks that would be all too obvious at the next briefing. 
But he didn't care, he wanted everyone to know that she was his and he wasn't going to be making the same mistake as last time. He wanted to claim her so that any other man knew that she was his girl. 
She whispered his name, the words coming off half as a moan and half as a prayer and he knew he could just take her here. 
The group cheered as they saw Bradley and Robin making out in the dark corner of the dance floor, all ready to get their teasing ready. 
The two adults turned to one another, foreheads pressed together as they relished in the aftermath of the kiss. 
"You wanna get out of here?" He asked, breathing heavy as he clung to her like she was his lifeboat and he was a drowning man. 
"Yeah, you can come back to mine, mum's out," she said, pressing another kiss to his lips. 
He tried to deepen the kiss but she pulled away with a chuckle, leaning forward and whispering in his ear, watching as his face went red at the comment she had made. 
"Take me to bed or lose me forever," She stated almost breathlessly, looking into his eyes.
"Yes ma'am," he said, a lovesick smile on his face as he looked at her. He'd realised what great things he had with her and he wasn't prepared to let it go again. 
"Have fun lovebirds," Hangman called out as the two walked out hand in hand, heading towards the exit, Bradley being quick to call a cab. 
"I can't believe she just ditched us for some guy," Halo said jokingly, looking at Natasha. 
"Yeah, but he's not just some guy, they're soulmates," she said, smiling as she saw her friend stumble out, hand landing on Bradley's bare chest.
After the events of the evening, they finally arrived at Robins house and the man was all too ready to go to the next level with the girl of his dreams. 
It had been seven years since he'd been with her like this and honestly, no girl had ever compared to her; but he'd never admit that to her. 
"Where's your family?" He asked as she opened the door, looking around. 
"They're at this family thing, probably won't get back till midnight," she explained as she locked the door, turning to look at Bradley. 
He smirked, checking his watch, "That gives us just over an hour, I mean, if you still want this," 
She chuckled, walking over and wrapping her arms around his neck, leaning up, "Course I do," she said, pressing her lips against his. 
Blindly she maneuvered him around the house and up the stairs to her room, his lips never leaving her body; whether they were trailing down her neck or pressed firmly against her lips. 
She kicked her door open, pulling her short black dress off as soon as she got in, watching as his eyes widened as he looked at her. Robin smirked and before she knew it, he had pushed her onto the bed. 
She laughed as she looked at him, his body towering over hers, "God I missed you," he said, hands on her thighs as he moved back slightly. 
"I missed you too," she said, knowing that she was going to be in for a bumpy ride. 
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Series Masterlist Part 10
A/N, this was a super fun chapter to write but now I don't remember what scene comes next *facepalm* so I'm gonna try to figure that out. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed, your support means so much to me.
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mrawkweird · 2 years
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Saw that Netflix anime, Super Crooks
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I was worried it was gonna end up being an anime version of The Boys, I know it has it's fans and is actually no where near as mean spirited as it's comic but still I just don't think I can vibe with that show. But it actually turned out to be sort of a cool heist series. Man if I had a nickel for every time I've seen a Netflix original heist anime I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird how it's happened twice.
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The Boys be legit but if you ain't prepared for that sort of thing then they really will take you for a whole roller coaster ride without the seat belts as they hit them loop de loops. I do remember coming across both Super Crooks and Great Pretender though and hitting them with the
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except I intend to actually come back because series commitment be a bitch and I got to really be feeling up to it that day but Super Crooks looks like they got something nice going that I would like to see for myself.
And if there's one thing Netflix is gonna be making sure they jump on it's heists.
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synthcult · 2 years
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what are some of the rules pertaining to visiting a cemetery? i wasn't aware that there were guardians for them, or that it's best to bring offerings. what offerings are good, and how would i offer them to the guardians? i want to visit cemeteries while being as respectful and kind to the dead as possible :)
Hello!
It depends on how formal you want to be. Obviously the guardians of graveyards and cemeteries know that not all of the living are aware of them, so they don't particularly go out of their way to bust anyone who didn't stop by and bring them a penny. But! If you want to be more formal, the proper etiquette is to bring a little offering to the guardian of the site you're at; which are usually either coins, tobacco or alcohol. Try to be mindful of the general atmosphere of the site. For example, there is a really, really old cemetery full of soldiers from the mid 1800's near a place I go to on vacation every year. The guardian would probably prefer a satchel of tobacco over a handmade cupcake or the newest bottle of Jack Daniels. Down the street from this location, there's a site full of children also from the 1800's. They would probably like the cupcakes, or a sweeter drink! They would probably not know what to do with the tobacco, haha.
Another rule, and the most common is; to be respectful. Know your boundaries. Try NOT to take pictures or recordings of the site, unless it's for yourself. If you ever feel a bad vibe while taking pictures/recording, it's a good idea to stop and delete the footage. Guardians can sometimes be really picky about it and I've found the more secluded cemeteries have pickier guardians who aren't usually fond of anyone snapping photos or recording. A lot of the ghost shows we see in cemeteries that catch footage (of aggression more often than not) are usually catching footage of the guardians trying to ward them out.
Treat the site like it's a museum in terms of being mindful about yourself and everything around you. Don't touch every single thing you see, don't jump around on the headstones, don't chase each your friend around, don’t pick flowers unnecessarily, don't dump salt on someone's grave and try to do a Hollywood ritual. Remember that you're a guest to the dead's resting place and live by that! Walk the experience like you would walk a stranger’s home. 
If you need graveyard dirt, there’s tons of resources on how to get that; but the basis for that is to be respectful about it. You’re using the dirt of the dead, it’s not something to take too lightly, haha. 
Below, I’ll give some references to offerings for you so you can get a general idea of what to offer to certain lots. Try to leave offerings nearby the entrances. If that’s too difficult to do, leave it where you feel it might sit the best. 
If majority of the occupants are from the early 1900′s or late 1800′s:
Whiskies (just a little shot will do. you can get shooters from stores!)
A sprinkle of tobacco
Pennies, dimes, nickels 
Fresh bread (with some butter might help in your favor, hahaha.)
Plain water
Floral arrangements (a lot of these graves are forgotten/the family has died out, so they don’t really get brought a lot of the ‘prettier’ things. women from this time period might appreciate the floral arrangements more than men and children.)
If majority of the occupants are from the 1950′s and up:
Music! Playing some oldies or newer music might be nice!
Whiskey, vodka, wine (you can get shooters from stores!)
Foods in general, but bread is great to bring. 
Reading the general like news and stuff? This sounds weird, but some guardians and occupants of sites like to know what’s going on the world. You’ll know if it works.
A good attitude. A lot of the modern cemeteries are pretty public and open, with the occupants sort of.. used to people being around, if that makes sense. If you come in good spirits, you can sometimes get a pass through that. Just mind your manners!
I hope this helps!! 
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realduelacademia · 11 months
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@ Shadow doll blue: The blue homosexual (I think) you're talking about is named Johan, and he can see Duel Spirits as well! And I think he was just born like that too, just like me and Judai.
And you got a biobracelet too? Have you figured out how to get these damn things off? It's on there pretty good, and I can't take it off. I'd like to shower without wrapping my hand in plastic so I don't accidentally drown it and bust the damn thing some time soon please...
Also are these nickel by any chance? I have a bit of a skin sensitivity to nickel (DW nothing seriously dangerous to my well being) and the wrist it's on kinda stings... Then again I haven't been able to get this damn thing off at ALL so the fact that it's been on for so long may be why
-Ra Student 🐝
yeah these bracelets are weird as dark world... idk what's up w them but ever since i got mine i've been really tired after duels? maybe a coincidence but it's creeping me out
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