#pfh headcannons

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i’ve got sex worker female!reader thoughts turning around in my brain today so have a bit of brain dump under the cut.

price hires her for a “girlfriend experience”. he wants cuddling, kisses, someone to play with his chest hair while they cool off after surprisingly intimate sex. she joins him in the shower of the hotel room en-suite and scrubs his back gently. he tips +50% of her hourly rate and leaves her with a gentle kiss on her forehead.

soap hires her for a “pornstar experience”. he wants to do all the things he’s convinced a “normal” girlfriend wouldn’t do. it’s loud, energetic and he ruins her carefully chosen lingerie. she gets fucked in front of a large mirror so soap can watch as he slams into her over and over while she moans and whines in a slightly exaggerated fashion. soap pays extra so he can get the video she shot on her phone of her deepthroating his cock sent to him.

gaz hires her as his “date”. she’s witty and charming the entire time and he can’t keep his eyes off the way her dress dips over her cleavage. she teases him with little touches to his hand and smiles prettily when he twines their fingers together. he absolutely has her gasping into his neck as he circles her clit in the back of the taxi he flagged down to take her back to her hotel room. when he leaves her with a passionate kiss she gets the thought that maybe she should’ve been the one to pay him for the pleasure.

ghost never meets up with her in person. he pays her to send him videos and photos of her lounging in bed using the toys he paid for. his favourite video is the one where she bounces on a custom ordered cock that is modelled after his own. he buys her things off her wish-list that she wants and adds a gift card to her favourite coffee shop as an extra thank you.

#pfh headcannons #female reader #john price x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #jp #jm #kg #sr #tw sex work

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you guys ever think about how simon growing up in poverty really affected his attitudes towards food and how his taste in food is probably the least developed of all TF141?

like he won’t complain about the state of MREs because he knows it’s better than going hungry.

he probably considers a takeaway of any kind a massive treat because takeaways are expensive! for the cost of one takeaway his mum used to be able to get just enough food for a week of meals for 3-4 people.

he probably doesn’t really know how to cook because most of his meals were either microwaveable, chucked in the oven at 180 degrees C for 20ish minutes, or straight out of a jar.

or alternatively, when money was really tight he’d eat peanut butter on plain white bread or 49p packets of instant noodles for dinner (no breakfast, no lunch unless he was in school and got subsidised school meals).

#pfh headcannons #sr #tw food mention #aw :(

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inspired by the fact that i was on site for the first time in actual years today i offer you tradie!141 for your consideration:

soap as an electrician (electricians are a messy, rowdy bunch at first glance but actually incredibly methodical and incredibly intelligent)

gaz as a plasterer (friendly, charismatic and work closely with all of the other trades, they swoop in to make shit look nice and they do a damn good job of it)

ghost as a plumber (makes pipe bending his bitch, methodical to the point of ritualistic - i swear plumbers check everything at least 4 times. plumbers are either sweethearts or gruff motherfuckers no in between)

price as the old school carpenter/builder turned owner of the company (do it right the first time or don’t do it at all. carpenters tend to have a soft spot for plasterers for some reason. on-site health and safety officers are the bane of his existence. it’s perfectly fucking safe if you’re wearing your ppe, get out of the way)

#pfh headcannons #i have more thoughts but this is bare bones and i needed to spit it out #jm #kg #sr #jp #tradie!141

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okay this has sat in my drafts long enough so i'm posting it so i don't have to think about it any more.

everyone talks about how simon would be the biggest mama’s boy if his mum was still alive but what about captain john price?

captain john price who sets his mum up in a lovely little two bedroom accessible bungalow with a beautiful back garden and a well tended rose bush on the front lawn. 

captain john price who doesn’t dare swear in front of his mum because he remembers the clip round the ear he got at eighteen when he called one of his mates a fucking moron in her hearing. 

in that similar vein, captain john price who wouldn’t dare smoke in front of his mum. in fact on the days he drives over to her house he doesn’t touch a cigar, cigarette or vape once. admittedly he does have nicotine patches (yes plural) high up on his upper arm hidden from her shrewd gaze under the polo shirt she bought him for christmas last year. 

captain john price who is only ever called jonathan by his mum. or when he’s in the deepest of shit, jonathan andrew in a tone that he’s sure would cause even makarov to stop and reconsider his next course of action. 

captain john price who buys his mum flowers for every occasion. pink tulips for mothering sunday, yellow roses for her birthday, daffodils for easter, blue stars and forget-me-nots on the day of her wedding anniversary to his late father, sunflowers for his birthday, poinsettias at christmas. 

captain john price who takes his mum out to cafés or garden centres on sunday afternoons. captain john price who does any little job she mentions in passing. his dear ol’ mum mentions that the lawn needs mowing? on it. that the lightbulb in the hallway has gone out? on it. that the front door could do with a little spruce up? on it. 

captain john price who loves his mum.

#jp #early inspired this many many moons ago #and now i'm posting it because i just want the thoughts out #as always my work is barely edited #pfh headcannons

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look i said something about it in the tags of this post by @391780 but the ONLY way i can see price x laswell being a thing is in any universe is where price and laswell were married before john transitioned.

like john and kate were those married lesbians that made everyone supremely envious of how synchronised they were. neither of them played into the butch-femme thing but if you squinted you could maybe say that kate was the more femme of the two. john would keep his hair short, dress exclusively in masculine clothing, light up at being called “sir” by strangers.

let’s assume they had an active sex life, even if john straight up told kate that he was a stone butch and he didn’t want her to go down on him or fuck him with her clever fingers. it didn’t matter to kate that he didn’t want that, that he would bring himself to orgasm with his own hands after she was left sweaty and panting against the sheets of their shared bed.

but what mattered to kate was when five years into their marriage he sat her down at their kitchen table and told her in his stilted gruff way that he didn’t feel like a woman at all. that he was a man. he was john. it mattered to kate that her heart broke a little because yes, she loved he-him, but she wasn’t straight and didn’t want to be married to man.

through her own lump in her throat she told him that. not quite as bluntly, and with reassurances that she’d support him every step of the way in his transition. she’d move heaven and fucking earth for john just like she vowed on their wedding day.

it’s bittersweet for john. it’s simultaneously the most gut wrenching and gender affirming moment of his life.

but he moves into the spare room. she starts compiling files on reputable surgeons, testosterone hormone therapy, on whether her health insurance or his will cover his transition. they learn to share their home as two separate people, no longer kateandjohn but kate. and john.

kate loves and supports her husband john. she drives him to appointments. she picks him up when he’s discharged after top surgery. she signs endless “change of details” forms on his behalf.

and then three years later, at the same kitchen table where john had told her who he truly was, who he truly needed to be, they sign their divorce papers with minimal fuss and two matching tumblers of his favourite scotch to commiserate celebrate the occasion.

john, for what it is worth, loves and respects his ex-wife. he refuses to entertain any badmouthing. he also shuts down any whispers that he still loves her before they can reach her sharp ears because of course he does, he’ll always love her in a way. he’s thrilled when she tells him that she’s met someone new, that it’s serious. she’s delighted when her new fiancée suggests inviting him to the wedding, even if he does miss it because he’s chasing down a terrorist organisation on her intel, knowing that he’d never decline the invitation but he wouldn’t be able to bring himself to attend.

eventually, they fall into a comfortable routine where john pops over for shared dinners at kate’s and she teases him for surrounding himself with pretty young men in the task force.

so they may not be johnandkate or kateandjohn any more, but they are still kate and john. and heaven help anyone that tries to separate the two of them.

#pfh headcannons #jp #kl #the angsty thoughts got to me and for that i’m sorry #transgender john price #idk i feel like this is just a messy blurb of nonsense #i’m not a laswell and price shipper by any means #just this idea took me by the throat and refused to let go

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it’s mothering sunday today in the UK so i’m gonna pop down some thoughts about what tf141 get up to

(headcanons for gaz, price and soap’s immediate family below. ghost is the only one with a canon family so i’ll be sticking with that)

TW: light angst for ghost’s headcanon

price does his best to go visit his mum if he can. he’ll turn up with a fresh hair cut, his facial hair trimmed down to stubble, wearing one of the shirts she gave him for his birthday or a jumper that she says really brings out his eyes. he’s got her a box of her favourite chocolates, a bouquet of pink tulips and a tasteful card. you know this man has made lunch reservations at her favourite restaurant and he treats her like a queen for the entire day (no different from how he usually treats his mum honestly). if he can’t visit her, he’s ordered a frankly massive bouquet to be hand delivered to her with a card to apologise for missing her today. he’ll make it up to her the next time he visits. 

gaz, much like price, also tries to visit his mums if he can. he’ll coordinate the gifts with his younger brother (his brother chooses the gifts, gaz pays for them) before dropping round the night before with a huge bag of takeaway from two different places so both of his mums can have their favourite meals. he stays overnight at his mums’ house in his childhood bedroom so he can get up bright and early to make them both breakfast for mother’s day like he has done since he was 11. (he’s learned not to bring it into their bedroom now, he doesn’t need first hand evidence that his mums still enjoy a very active sex life)

soap doesn’t go up to visit his mum (and his horde of sisters and sisters-in-law) but he does spend a small fortune on flowers, gift cards, presents and cards. every single female relative of his is getting a present for mother’s day regardless of whether they’re mothers or not. he consistently out performs the other male relatives in his family (much to their chagrin) and he knows it. he’s definitely unbearably smug about it too. 

ghost would rather be left alone for mother’s day. he might go to visit his mum and beth’s grave and pop flowers on them. more often then not he just turns his phone off, ignores the telly running mother’s day adverts and reads one of beth’s favourite books. later on he’ll dig out one of the few photos he has of his mum and rubs his thumb very carefully over her smiling cheek before tucking it away somewhere safe.

#pfh headcannons #jp #kg #jm #sr #did i decide to give gaz two mums and a brother based on a whim? yes #i've adopted the fandom's headcanon that soap has a million sisters / sisters in law / aunts / nieces #and of course i've got to continue my john price is a mama's boy hc

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stupid fluffy crackfic thoughts entirely inspired by the replies on this ask from @greatstormcat

okay, bin day with domestic!141 under the cut

price is the unofficial "binfluencer" of the street. you absolutely rely on him to make sure you're putting out the general waste and glass recycling on the correct week. his bins are out at 8pm the night before collection, no earlier and no later. they're lined up with military precision outside his house, carefully placed so they don't block the pavement too much nor do they block his driveway. he never gets caught out by a bank holiday collection change.

gaz isn't quite on price's level but he puts out the correct bin 9 out of 10 times. he puts his bins out the night before too but it's not uncommon to hear him dragging the wheelie bin out at 10pm. less methodical about where he places his bins but it's not terrible. has definitely accidentally blocked his garden gate before. occasionally gets caught out by bank holidays but makes the effort to move his bins out of the way so people can still use the pavement in the meantime.

soap is my ADHD darling and i refuse to believe differently. he tries bless him, but there are just too many steps to remembering which bins go out each week so he chucks everything out and hopes for the best. has on multiple occasions dragged the bins out at 6am just as the bin lorry is turning onto the street because he forgot to put them out the night before. he's definitely been caught out standing in his boxers watching the bin lorry turn out of the street because he's missed them by mere minutes. oh well. only 6 days until the next bin collection.

ghost is sneaky. you never EVER see or hear him put his bins out. you'd think he was living in an unoccupied house if it wasn't for the brief glimpse you caught of him lifting (lifting?!) the wheelie bin over the low wall of his front garden with a cigarette hanging out of the corner of his mouth moments after it was emptied. ghost definitely has the best relationship with the bin men. they're happy to chuck out his bulky items that you'd definitely need to ask the council to collect separately.

#pfh headcannons #what's fantastic is i *just* finished this up as greatstormcat left the 'price is a binfluencer' reply! #i'm sorry this is so silly but i needed to get it out #kg #jp #jm #sr #it is the british condition to fret over bin collections and the weather

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something something kyle “pretty boy” garrick being obsessed with fucking you in front of mirrors as much as possible because yeah he enjoys watching you. but he enjoys watching himself just a little bit more something something

#pfh headcannons #kyle garrick x reader #slightly conceited and vain gaz is my favourite headcannon for gaz #kg

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i’m dropping another johnny is a freak headcannon (18+ again jfc what is wrong with me) below the cut

okay so yeah he’s into arm pits. you know what else he’s into?? sweat. musk. whatever the fuck you want to call it.

like tell me i’m wrong that johnny wouldn’t be rock hard at the thought of shoving his face into your armpit or your pubic bone and just sniffing like a dog because you’re a little sweaty (back from exercising or you’ve taken off a layer because you’re running warm or whatever set up you want for this idk)

tell me that man wouldn’t try to lick beads of sweat off your forehead, neck, clavicles, lower back or wherever and fucking moan like a whore the entire time

no one fucking look at me

#here be kink #pfh headcannons #jm #tw sweat kink #YES YOU READ THAT TAG CORRECTLY GOODBYE #im too embarrassed to even tag the usual here be kink tag list for this one so if you see it you see it

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something something johnny manhandling you to perch face down arse up on the display beds in ikea so he can really conceptualise how the furniture would look in your bedroom something something

#pfh headcannons #john mactavish x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #john mactavish x you #john soap mactavish x you #jm #i am giggling so much at this

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something something john price being wildly attracted to women with fat thighs because whenever he sees a woman with big thighs he immediately thinks about how he can get her to squeeze his neck and head until he's gasping for air something something

#here be kink #pfh headcannons #john price x reader #john price x female reader #john price with hearts in his eyes watching women's weightlifting events on TV #jp

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i feel like out of all of the men of TF141 john price would be the one to absolutely smash a loaf of bread. like he’d just straight up eat a whole loaf of bread at 11pm after he’s finished up post mission reports and he’s feeling a little peckish

#pfh headcannons #he’d also have astounding heartburn afterwards but we don’t talk about that #jp

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something something sadist simon riley who gets you to kneel on uncooked rice after you goad him into giving you a real punishment something something

-- taglist for here be kink thoughts: @kaadaaan ; @acenby-weirdo ; @waves-against-a-cliff

#here be kink #pfh headcannons #simon riley x reader #sr #as someone who has knelt on uncooked rice... it sounds easy until it isn't

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or wait something something tf141 in scrubs something something (thank you @femalefemur for that lovely brain worm)

look i've got nothing for you except farah and alex would be the nurse and doctor powerhouse couple. farah is a GREAT doctor, alex is SO excited to support his beautiful wife as her favourite nurse. (alex takes her last name. don't fight me, you know he would. he's thrilled when they get introduced as dr and mr karim at fundraisers/award ceremonies)

soap and gaz causing chaos as interns and being FANTASTIC for patient morale but taking the losses hard when they do lose someone.

price and simon being the attendings that mentor them. simon wanting to put soap through a wall half the time (soap wondering exactly how unethical it would be to punch simon and then kiss it better), price bragging about how gaz is his little angel (until gaz does something incredibly stupid/heroic).

nik as kelso. need i say more.

kate laswell as the lawyer that just wants these boneheads to do their fucking jobs for five fucking minutes.

#pfh headcannons #yeah fuck it i'll watch scrubs again #fk #ak #jm #kg #jp #sr #nikolai #kl #apparently it's silly hours on the blog folks and i am in some dire need of buttered toast stat!

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something something john soap mactavish correcting the person that called him gay by responding with “i’m an equal opportunity shagger ya weapon” and kyle gaz garrick pointing out “you don’t get much opportunity to shag mate so it’s irrelevant really” something something

#jm #kg #soap gives vibes that he talks about sex endlessly but doesn’t actually fuck #kyle doesn’t say a word but always comes back from his 48 hour passes off base covered head to toe in bites and hickeys #pfh headcannons #cod headcannons

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Price as Dr. Cox is REALLY doing it for me P…

-✨♥️🗡

-PS How are you healing??

hi ✨♥️🗡! i've missed you!

i'm healing up great! i'd like to be able to move my arms a little bit more but i'm not too sore. (hey that rhymed!)

oooooh i know. grizzled, competent, and direct dr price is definitely doing things for me too.

the thought of him taking gaz aside in the break room and telling him to "draw a line under it. wherever you need it to be." after gaz struggles to let go of a patient.

the way he'd be so so careful with patients he knows needs a delicate touch and incredibly caustic to arseholes that are wasting his time.

the way he'd enjoy working with dr farah karim at every opportunity and let her take control over a patient's care because she was his best and brightest intern and now she's a fantastic doctor in her own right.

the way he'd work seamlessly with dr simon riley who he knows has a soft spot for kids despite the way he scares the hell out of the parents.

the way he'd rein in johnny's firecracker nature and try to direct it somewhere productive.

the way he'd hide out on the roof smoking with kate and shooting the shit, her complaining about nik's eccentricities and him asking about how things are with the missus.

price dodging nikolai's attempts at getting him nominated for an award because he considers it "a load of bloody nonsense, nik".

price being respectful of alex because alex refers to him as "captain" which is a title he hasn't heard in years.

and an added semi-angsty thought under the cut (tw for alcoholism and ptsd mention)

price who manages his worst habit by keeping an unopened bottle of scotch in one of the cabinets in his kitchen at home and a 2 year sobriety chip in his pocket so that when things seem to be at their most hopeless he can put both on the counter and stare at them both until he finally makes a decision for which he'll reach for to see him through.

yeah. whew. i have plenty of price as dr cox thoughts rattling around up here.

#✨♥️🗡 anon #pfh answers #i will not give in and write a scrubs au i will not give in and write a scrubs au i will not give in and write a scrubs au #someone smack me on the head with a rolled up newspaper and tell me to work on any of my other projects first #jp #sr #kg #jm #kl #ak #fk #nikolai #pfh headcannons #tw alchoholism #tw ptsd mention