#spent no joke a month on this

[wolfcat-hybrid]

WWYD if a vampire lord refused to stop forwarding you flirty(?) Tumblr posts? @barbwritesstuff

[Image Description: a digital drawing. In the middle of the image is a recreation of a phone screen depicting a series of texts to someone named "BW". The first two texts are screenshots of these posts. Then the point-of-view texter responds "Stop texting me." The person who sent the images texted "Haha. Lol. No ❤️" The point-of-view texter is in the process of texting back "I am going to stake you." An arrow behind the phone points towards the phone in the hands of a man on the right side of the image. On the right side of the image is an Asian man in a teal waterproof jacket and blue denim jeans. He has stubbly facial hair, sharp cheekbones, and tattoos at the edges of his neckline and wrists. He has a silver necklace and rings on. His dark hair is pulled into a bun. He's blushing and scowling down at his phone as he texts and walks. Behind him is a street at night faintly lit by neon signs. A full moon is very slightly visible. On the left side of the image is a tall older man in red glasses, a blue button-up, business slacks, and blue sneakers. He has pale skin, gray eyes, and short, dark receding hair. He's smiling down at his phone calmly. He's using a stylus to scroll Tumblr on his phone, which has a rainbow case. He's leaning against the side of a subway, the night sky racing past a nearby window. The full moon is visible.]

This took a stupid long time to work on, but it kept me motivated when my brain was broken from finals and when my heart was broken by the latest Thicker Than updates 💔

I may or may not have been saving various posts on the basis "Francis would absolutely send this to Nathan" for the past while. No comment.

Screenshots of the two posts that made it into the image below the cut :]

[Image Description: a tumblr post by user @/herssian posted March 7, 2024 which reads "i don’t know who’s been spreading ,rumors about me flirting with the villain but i need you to stop right now . no such thing took place. What you saw under the bridge was an exchange of insults made in a Polite manner befitting of our civilized society. it is not my fault you all act like animals. what of the tongue kiss ." Note that in the fanart, the word "villain" was erased and the word "hunter" sloppily written in.] Link Here

[Image Description: a tumblr post by user @/greelin posted November 4, 2023 which reads "i think having a sharp object held to my throat can be very very romantic. intimate. sexy, even. this is because i am normal."] Link Here

#Wolfy Speaks #Wolfy does art #Wolfy's art #thicker than if #choicescript game #vampire #thicker than fanart #barbwritesstuff #nathan lee #francis blackwell #spent no joke a month on this #mostly because of finals. damn you finals. #but im free now! and just in time for the full moon update #lucky me lol

[agentark]

see you around, rvb

#'you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you' or whatever #but not just church's love for tex #the love the reds and blues have for each other #that the freelancers had for each other #etc etc etc #do you ever think about how caboose spent months all by himself trying to build epsilon a body #and telling him stories about their adventures #rvb is a ghost story AND a love story (what's the difference) disguised by a thin veneer of halo armor and stupid jokes #red vs blue #rvb #rvb19 #rvb restoration #why is this always has been image I found online so crystal clear #rooster teeth #in the middle of making this I saw a restoration spoiler so i'm going to go lay facedown on the floor now

[matcharabbit]

Thank @deadbatzz for this one

Original

#I’m trying to think of a funny joke I have nothing IDK WHY I SPENT 30 MINS ON THIS. #sm dexter #dexter erotoph #dexter spooky month #spooky month #matchaart

[everysongineverykey]

the owl house was really like oh yeah by the way a significant number of children avoided being collected solely because they were hiding out inside this one high school and all the adults in the building and a few of their classmates and friends were turned to puppets right before their eyes and taken away and they've just been alone here ever since. yeah it's been months since they've seen their families. it's unclear whether or not they're aware that the collector's been using their loved ones as toys in reenactments of the adventures of a lost friend of theirs. there are kindergarteners trapped in there. they spent a significant amount of time and effort on a meticulous, perfectly constructed stone statue honoring their collected principal who was one of the only people protecting them when the collector's spies came and it's dorky and unprofessional but they're so genuinely grateful for what he did and they never got to thank him themselves. their "leader" is the former captain of the grudgby team who's deeply traumatized and terrified 100% of the time and only took the job cause she wanted some sense of control over a nightmare situation. an adult in disguise has been manipulating her to do what she's told this entire time. their food is rotten and moldy and they were so scared of being found they put a sign up outside that said "no non-puppets inside". yeah. it's funny though. it's just a silly joke. look at luz's new palisman!

#the owl house #toh spoilers #this isn't a criticism of new hexside's portrayal or anything #i don't think it's tonally bad or whatever to play this mostly for a joke it's a great segment #i just. god. i have a lot of thoughts about the new hexside kids. they're KIDS okay they're kids #and they think they're responsible for rebuilding society. they can't leave their makeshift home #without risking being collected or killed. hell they can't WALK AROUND INSIDE without risking harm. #i think about that kindergartener pretending to kill an enemy to 'save their father' and i just. sigghhhh. #the littler kids probably have even less of an idea what's going on than the older ones. god. do they even know where their parents are??? #like. god. do you understand?? do you see my agitation?? ed fell into an empty well while running for his life #away from the spies #after trying to find and rescue amity and alador no less! #and he spent the next few months in a full body cast!! you don't walk away from that unscathed! he's a kid!!!

[cross-mountain]

Happy new year everyone! Here's my 2023 art summary but it's all xenoblade ;;;;

#xenoblade #xenoblade chronicles #shulk #alvis #noah #mio #shalvis #eunie #nikol ortiz #xc3 #xc1 #artists on tumblr #summary of art 2023 #year in art 2023 #merrinouart #at least 3 of these i spent over a month on so had to combine boxes orz #others i finished in like 2-3 sittings there is no inbetween #anyway it's an xc1 sandwich and the bread is xc3 #pre fr release we were discussing how alvis is essentially laplace's demon and kinda like origin and thus why he may be in dlc and #texte linked me good luck shulk tweet as a joke except i read it and spiralled down

[revelingrexan]

i saw the cranky kitty and needed to draw Flug

happy birthday to this loser scientist

#I MADE THIS PICTURE LAST WEEK AFTER HAVING IT IN MIND FOR LITERALLY MONTHS AND ONLY TODAY DID I REALIZE #THAT SUBMITTING IT ON FLUG'S BIRTHDAY WOULD BE PERFECT #villainous #villanos #dr. flug #dr. flugslys #cartoon network villainous #cartoon network villanos #rexan's art #<- I SPENT OVER AN HOUR ON THIS NO JOKE (MAINLY ON THE -- AS I DESCRIBED IT TO A FRIEND -- 'cOmPoSiTiOn') SO YES I'M CALLING IT ART

[izloveshorses]

day one in paris (if their hotel had a pool)

#anastasia broadway #anastasia musical #anastasia #fan art #my art #iz draws #memes #vlad honestly deserves this vacation after traveling across half of europe with his two stupid kids #who made him third wheel and Endure being in the middle of their pining #and before that they spent months living together and he had to listen to their *bickering*!!!!!! #my guy was ready for a break ahdlsfjk #even if that means his stupid son has to drown #ngl i gave myself a good giggle with this one aslkdhfj #the most effort i've spent on One joke

[frogisanut]

davesprite and jade's story in my eyes.

oh god i spent a MONTH on this holy well here we go DISCLAIMER:

THIS IS MY OWN HEADCANONS + au ig? lol????

THIS WAS MADE FOR A PROJECT I AM IN

JADE/JETT IS A TRANS GUY

for the love of god its a stupid comic please just block me if you dont agree with it

#jade harley #davesprite #davejade #jadedave #homestuck #homestuck au #home3stuck #homestuck comic #this one is like two months old already but i though to post it to tumblr cause why not #btw not joking i spent on it amonth

[that-gay-guy-from-hell]

Oh hey look-! It's the Blue Man Group!

TLT Masterlist

#Im too tired to come up with a funnier joke rn lmfao #So... Im alive! #Been busy and just... emotions #(like I was on the verge of tears today because i dropped a pen... lol) #But here's some art WIP for y’all #Heard some snippets of Rust’s album and I am so hyped #Like i am gonna go donate plasma so i have the extra cash to buy it asap when it's released #but anyways #I spent nearly 4 hours between 2 days just staring at human skeletons; spines are hard to draw #and YALL CANT EVEN SEE MOST OF IT- #Bonus points for those of you who know what 2 Necronomocons Doc’s book is a combo of #I missed drawing this handsome blue bastard (lovingly) #*pats him on the top of his head* #I love him so so much #/pos..? I guess lol #the living tombstone #tlt #tombsona #Doc #Doc tlt #tlt Doc #the living tombstone Doc #Doc the living tombstone #digital art #digitalart #WIP #art wip #fan art #(color wheel meme WIP btw-- yes i know i started this MONTHS ago *places a finger on your mouth* shhh its our secret) #also the quality drop is abhorrent wtf lmao-- Should be a bit better than the OG but still is a bit wonky smh

[aldoodles]

Bestiessss

#httyd books #httyd #hiccup horrendous haddock lll #book!hiccup #fishlegs no name #book!fishlegs #camicazi #i was thinking about how these three spent months together on the American dream and how they spent the time before the sword fighting #competition together too #feat camicazis urchin poked foot #and I just think they’re neat and care about them #also they are laughing about a fart joke #like I have determined that camicazi is making jokes and the boys are just LOSIN it bc she is describing a fart #it’s my drawing and I make the rules lmao #al chatters #sketches #doodles #my art #sketchy sketchy #something is weird w hiccups eyebrows……oh well lmao it’s late so I won’t fix it bahaha

[sexhaver]

i always feel so weird watching people reblog irenigg/wontonsoupinthemorning posts because, like, yeah, they're all iconic, and i doubt most of the people reblogging them were around for this, but he fully admitted to being a rapist

he deleted it before waybackmachine grabbed it and it could have been a really really really bad "joke" but i literally remember seeing this ask on my dashboard in 2013

#also he spent 6 months in prison for making a post threatening to shoot up his school as a 'joke'

[meat-loving-meat]

Am I making sense.

#SHOUT OUT TO THE HOMOPHOBIA CITY PUBLIC LIBRARY!! Nothing but bangers* in your neglected SF/F section #I wouldn’t have survived my months in homophobia city without my good friend the public library #*JOKE. THAT’S A JOKE. I think Songmaster singlehandedly added at least a year to the time I spent in denial of being queer lol #the last herald mage #songmaster #orson scott card #dragonriders of pern #anne mccaffrey

[vipier]

writing today but ALSO the number one reason to drop it all and apply for the international law program in paris that I’ve been thinking about for like two years is so my evil incredible amazing terrible little rat dog can stop being a pampered american puppy and start being a pampered parisian puppy who can go to cafés and on trains with us.

#this is a JOKE bc I just want to move but also it isn’t a joke #I’ve been on trains all morning and I’m delusional atm #he doesn’t deserve it but also he absolutely does #filed under: things I thought were french stereotypes until I collectively spent months here #even my mom’s tiny town has a fancy dog boutique

[dawnthefluffyduck]

I didn't follow it 100% exactly, but this is based on a "A Life in Cardboard" by @patchwork-crow-writes, which you should definitely check out and read pretty please 🥺 (thanks again for letting me do this!)

#i spent more time trying to take a picture of it than i did sketching it #my birthday is a couple months away so maybe instead of going out to eat #ill just get a paper scanner #i think being older just means you're more excited about household and office appliances #I dont even know what I'm saying I'm just a baby in undergrad #anyway thats a tanget and a half heres the actual tags #deltarune #ralsei #and also ralsei #and I think I did this joke already so I'll spare you the second time #... #and ralsei and also ral-

[pokeberry5]

Have you ever read obedience by sohotthateveryonedied

Highly recommend if you like a good fucked up tim fic

i have actually! and a couple other tim-centric fics by that author, but not all of them so this is a good reminder to go through and read some more

#thank you for the suggestion! #asks #fic rec #im not joking when i said i spent 3 months reading an obscene amount of tim fic

[lynnical]

Yes I am desperate, why do you ask?

This is your fault, you can't say "and they were roommates" and not expect me to make ship content lol

#i spent like 8h on this #spookymonth #spooky month bob #bob velseb #spooky month ignacio #bob x ignacio #ig???????? #Idk this is mostly a joke