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Details About Patrick Bateman (American Psycho, the book)

A few weeks ago I bought American Psycho to read since I heard its much more of a trip than the movie. But alas, it’s painfully slow…

So here are some fun details about Pat that I have discovered upon reading (I’ll add more as I go on)

Likes Janet Jackson

Is really REALLY into Dr. Phil-type shows

Gets embarrassed easily, almost to the point of tears

Idolizes 80s Donald Trump

Severely hates live music (I can’t recall if this was mentioned in the movie) but he even went to a concert and covered his ears part of the time

Analyzes music albums to the point of where I had to read a whole chapter about his opinions on Phil Collins

Bouncing off of that, he believes Phil Collins has a groovier vibe and “sounds more black” than Michael Jackson AND Prince …

#slashers #slasher community #sp00kspeaks #patrick bateman #american psycho 2000 #american psycho book #jfc #this man is truly all over the place

[sp00kyjellybeans]

what your horror movie crush says about you!

This is a new series im doing lol send a message to my inbox for the next movie!

And why not start with the original Scream cast! btw this is purely my opinion, jokes and jabs... so don’t take it too seriously

Billy Loomis: This is the obvious choice I feel like. If you’re not too deep on slasher tumblr I’d say you’re a little basic but I can see the appeal. If you are deep on slasher tumblr you are DEDICATED to this man. No one comes above. I also feel like you kinda have a savior complex... like “i can fix him” type beat. It’s also possible that you get offended when ppl say that he’s overhyped and not that hot. You also like a little toxicity because it adds “spice.” You’re also submissive. 

Stuart Macher: You’re definitely a little manic. That or you’re either super shy who likes the hyper guys who brings you out of your shell or you’re wanting someone to match your energy. You also think Stu is underrated and perhaps that Billy ppl need to give the hype to Stu for once. You find his parts so goddamn funny/entertaining too, like he has so little screen time so you enjoy every bit you get. He’s also your emotional support himbo. You’d probably thank him for stabbing you and find his ghostface scenes super hot. You like roleplay (yes, in the sexual way.) You also drink monster energy. 

Randy Meeks: You are so soft. Like you might not look like it but you at least act like it. You can’t get over his death either and you’re a little mad at Wes Craven for allowing that. Anyway you usually go for nerdy guys one way or another, you wouldn’t mind if they simped for you. You also tend to make the first move when it comes to anything. You might like him also bc you’re a horror fanatic and you’re a little elitist because you’ve watched so many. You also probably have his mini speech about rules memorized. You might be a little freaky but not as much as Billy and Stu ppl (or ppl that like both.)

Sidney: I’m either in love with you or wanna be your best friend. Ppl who have crushes on Sidney have my heart. You like to go endgame with whoever you’re with but if you happen to end up with a pretty boy like Billy you have definitely been a little worried he would try to kill you (but lets be real you kind of want it to happen. the 90s tried demonizing hot men and it didn’t work. it just made horndogs like us on tumblr come out to find each other.) You like to keep things simple and you most likely stick to a routine. You’ve also thought about what you would do as a final girl in a horror movie numerous times. I’m getting vanilla vibes. I’m going to assume you’re a hufflepuff, too. 

Tatum Riley: You guys are rare honestly, but you’re really cool people. Tate is truly an underrated character and so pretty. You’re also pretty fluid with just about anything and want relationships to be chill with no pressure. Before you had a crush on her you probably wanted to be her. Which brings on the point you’re probably a lesbian. You also love her wardrobe and that leads me to believe that y’all have a really good sense of style. Getting earth sign vibes. Random I know but I get that sense. Your sun or venus is probably an earth sign. 

Dewey Riley: Also kind of rare. You like a hopeless romantic. In a way you’re cheesy and you like cheesy but you want someone who’s actually dedicated to you. You also really like angst in fanfiction, idk argument scenes just really make you feel something at 2am on a Tuesday night. If you’re acab you’ll only accept Dewey and Charlie Swan as cops, no one else. You’ve probably watched the You Cannot Kill David Arquette documentary. Also vanilla vibes here.

Gale Weathers: I don’t believe that you exist honestly. If you’re number one crush is on Gale you probably like Courtney Cox in everything that she’s in and you’ll defend Gale’s bangs in Scream 3 with your life. You either hate her and Dewey’s relationship or love it. No in between. You probably also major in journalism and you’re one of the hardcore reporters. No remorse. Just coverage. 

#scream 1996 #sp00kspeaks #i'll do more just request whatever movie #what ur fav says ab u #stu macher #billy loomis #slashers #sidney prescott #tatum riley #dewey riley #gale weathers #scream #slasher community #stu macher x reader #billy loomis x reader #dewey riley x reader #sidney prescott x reader #my opinion #horror #scream x reader

[sp00kyjellybeans]

hot take but

randy meeks most certainly looks like the type of fellow who has religious trauma but like... if a veggietales song plays in front of him he would know all of the words. its like classical conditioning and he sings it out loud. he has no say in the matter it just happens

#hottake #randy meeks #randy meeks x reader #scream #slasher #scream 1996 #slasher community #some stop letting me speak #sp00kspeaks

[sp00kyjellybeans]

Heyyy everyone. I hope everyone has been well!!!! (Staying safe!) I know I’ve been gone for a while, college kicked off and i’ve been busier than ever! Anyway, to cut to the chase it’d be great if you guys checked out my Etsy Shop

I write fanfiction commissions :D Full description in the shop but I essentially write personalized one-shots (+a spotify playlist!) for you guys! Slashers included in the fandoms so if you wanted a special one-shot in particular this is the place for you.

it’s found in my blog guide, i wanted to start writing more but i also really need to pay for college :’] 

Anyway!! Hopefully I will be back with more writing soon. I’ve been primarily focused on my studies + my Stu Macher series as of late (I’m starting the third book on wattpad if you’re interested.)

Stay healthy and well! I miss you all dearly!

#reblog pls #if not buying maybe other people will enjoy it! #slashers #writing #commissions #writing commissions #sp00kspeaks

[sp00kyjellybeans]

💔, 🔪, and ⚔!! dude I missed you!!!

💔 The slasher you’d LEAST like to meet IRL.

Billy Loomis… Lmao who’s surprised

🔪 If you could own one slasher weapon which would it be?

Hannibal’s mouth /j

⚔️ What slasher do you think you could beat in a fight?

none im small and they could kill me in one punch

also missed u too babe im hopefully back for good😎😎😎😎

#sp00kspeaks #slasher community #bruciecaboosie

[sp00kyjellybeans]

CHARACTER PLAYLISTS

Hey all! Fun fact about me, I am an absolute slut for making playlists. I make playlists for characters (that i’m basically in love with) so as a celebration for 100 followers (TYSM FR GUYS AHHH) here are some playlists on spotify for you all to enjoy!

note: i add to playlists constantly so these will never be untouched. i will also be creating many more for slashers/characters in the future. click on the names for the playlist + description under the cut :D

Randy Meeks

This playlist consists of songs that I feel like what it would be like to be with Randy post-events of the first Scream movie. He doesn’t feel enough all the time but you love him sm bc y’all went through it together and ended up together <3 y’all r healing

Billy Loomis

The tone of this playlist mostly plays on the ‘insane’ train, yandere type beat. Especially at the end of the first song, I kind of imagine him dying like at the end of the first movie and you got away. All he wanted to do was keep you<3

Stuart Macher

This playlist also has some yandere vibes but not rlly... just songs I feel like that represent what kind of killer he is. The mood of this playlist is kind of all over the place and chaotic but the irony with that encapsulates Stu well. 

Sidney Prescott

a playlist full of songs that remind me of my favorite girl, Sidney Prescott. A lot of the ones I find on Spotify are adequate enough but I feel like they didn’t really catch the essence of Sidney. So I hope I did some justice.

#slashers #stu macher #randy meeks #billy loomis #slasher community #slasher playlists #billy loomis x reader #stu macher x reader #spotify playlists #thanks again for 100 guys #sp00kspeaks #sidney prescott

[sp00kyjellybeans]

every night i have nightmares about what Stu would tweet 

#he's so feral #like this unhinged mf doesn't need twitter #Stu Macher #scream 1996 #slashers #slasher community #sp00kspeaks

[sp00kyjellybeans]

Hi, so I didn’t think I’d have to make a post about this but here I am. I’ve made a DNI portion of my blog guide on both of my blogs (@jasperswh0re).

It’s come to my attention that some bigoted people are following me (I thought I did an okay job steering clear of this so I guess not.) I’ve already blocked some people and I will NOT hesitate if I come across more. 

Here’s a list just so you are all aware rn, feel free to reblog too but this is just me elaborating.

Do NOT interact if you are:

A Terf/Transphobic, homophobic, anti-native/anti-semitic, racist, are just generally hateful towards marginalized groups Didn’t think I’d have to elaborate but don’t be an asshole. If you "disagree” with these people’s experiences, beliefs, way of life or whatever you’re an asshole bigot playing into this whole misogynistic racist society. 

A nazi, a bootlicker (a Blue Lives Matter supporter), Trump supporter, or right-leaning politically I don’t fucking care for any of your reasons if you are one of these. No discussion. If you feel the need to defend yourself you’re just defending your bigoted way of life. And I don’t care if you don’t think you’re bigoted, get the fuck away from my blog.

A MAP or support MAPS It’s not a sexuality it’s fucking gross. Go to prison don’t come to my blog

A JK Rowling/Smeyer/Tom Felton or Phelps twins supporter Yes, I write for their characters on my other blog but I absolutely despise them both. They aren’t revolutionary writers/actors, they profit off of their racism and transphobia.

This is a safe space. Anyone who falls under these categories is not welcome. Go take your hateful gross asses elsewhere 

#sp00kspeaks #dni sp00k #rb if this applies to ur blog #i honestly didn't think i'd have to make this #and no i will not elaborate on any of these #any further #just do ur research

[sp00kyjellybeans]

is anyone who follows this blog into Twilight?

i’m debating on making a seperate blog for Twilight x reader content bc my brain has been itching to jump on that train for months now but i’ve been so caught up with other shit

so....... interact if you’d be interested

#not slasher related #twilight x reader #sp00kspeaks

[sp00kyjellybeans]

MATTHEW LILLARD IS 6′4

#im so #AHHHHHHH #rn #my tiny ass is squealing #yeah #i have a size kink #what about it #sp00kspeaks #matthew lillard

[sp00kyjellybeans]

hi so since i havent interacted with my wonderful followers/moots in a while i’m gonna offer to do match ups since valentines is nearing

just send in personality, ur zodiac, ur mbti type, anything of ur physical appearance, interests and anything else u wanna include! the more the better

this is for any character i write for! pls specify a slasher or non slasher or both!

#pls drop by the inbox #this blog is like #dead #unless i shitpost or write #so pls do this!!! #sp00kspeaks

[sp00kyjellybeans]

stu macher and freddy krueger were leash babies

#scream 1996 #stu macher #nightmare on elm street #freddy krueger #slashers #slasher community #sp00kspeaks

[sp00kyjellybeans]

mutuals gimme ur fav non-mainstream horror/thriller movies

im making a list to watch shit today while i actually get on requests (i promise) since i finished classes

#sp00kspeaks

[sp00kyjellybeans]

a feel like a majority of mother mother songs go well with any slashers

#im gonna pass out #but i realized this #anyway #gn #sp00kspeaks #maybe same with ahs characters #maybe

[sp00kyjellybeans]

if i can give more than one, jd, mickey, and wendy torrance (because im beginning to stan)

JD

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite 

He was like....... my first ever slasher crush. I loved Winona Ryder movies as a 10 year old, so my mom showed me Heathers and I swooned so hard for both. Mwah

Mickey Altieri

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite 

GOD THIS MAN IS SO FJDKKFKFMF!! Such a great character but I didn’t like the motive. I’d runaway with him if I could tho. He and I would be a hot couple ;)

Wendy Torrance

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite 

Stephen King books/films aren’t my fav but out of all of them— Misery, It and The Shining are the best in my opinion. I loved Wendy when I first watched the movie (it’s been a while). I need to rewatch the movie to have an more of an opinion lolol

#slashers #sp00kspeaks #bruciecaboosie

[sp00kyjellybeans]

if i made an insta for slasher/scream content would u guys follow

i cant rlly find many good ones on insta so i wanna take one for the team and make one

#i might do it anyway #just wanna know if any of y'all would follow it #slashers #scream #scream 1996 #michael meyers #slasher community #billy loomis #stu macher #jason voorhees #pennywise #jason dean #sp00kspeaks