Alice: ghosts can be really aggressive so its important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.
Lydia in the backround: [beeps airhorn down the cellar stairs] GET FUCKED
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at a haunted location, 3 am:
Shane: *asleep*
Ryan, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!
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shane: i eat cheerios because they're heart healthy, and my heart has been severely damaged.
shane: so ryan if you're out there-
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Ryan: Shane, this is a crime scene!
Shane, pulling four ice cream containers from the victim’s freezer: Oh, is this the murder weapon?
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Ryan, sleeping in yet another haunted house with Shane: Let's tell each other secrets about ourselves. I'll go first: I hate you.
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Ryan: Shane! Is that a weed?
Shane: No, this is a crayon-
Ryan: I’m calling the police!
Ryan: [furiously taps microwave]
Microwave: 911, what’s your emergency?
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Percy, laying on a pentagram: Rock and roll, buckaroo!
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Ryan: So if coconut oil is made from coconuts, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then-
Shane: [gasp] Baby oil
TJ, with his head in his hands: I just want one normal meeting
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Tinsley; You’re gonna tell me everything.....right now.
Ricky; No.
Tinsley; Please?
Ricky; No.
Tinsley; Please.
Ricky; No.
Tinsley; Please?
Ricky; No.
Tinsley; Please—
Ricky; No.
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GOT7 as Buzzfeed Unsolved: Supernatural Quotes
Yugyeom: If I see people taller than me, I get concerned about them.
Jinyoung: Hey there, demons! It’s me, ya boy!
BamBam: Jesus said, “chill.”
Jackson: Oh shit, whaddup! I’m taking a selfie with some demons, yooo!
Mark: Holy SHIT, it’s a JACUZZI tub!
Jaebum: Go fuck yourself, have a nice day.
Youngjae: [screams]
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- but it is a-
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Sign: [says 'don't trespass']
Shane, trespassing: Hi! My name's Shane. I'm 32 and I've never fuckin' learned how to read.
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the dark master: you ready to fuckin die?
gene: you can’t kill me, i’m critically acclaimed!
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Maizey:Gene?
Maizey:Gene?
Maizey:oh my fuckin god he fuckin dead
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Ryan: All right I'm done with this, where’s the holy water?
Shane: *slowly stops sipping from a flask*
Shane: *starts spitting water back into the flask*
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