#sorry to the elf simps lol

[deer-with-a-stick]

I've just realized that my favorite character in various things has never been an elf (unless you're talking about the Silmarillion) so... sorry Astarion but the only one breaking this streak is Maedhros lmao

#bg3 astarion #maedhros #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate three #silmarillion #the silmarillion #lord of the rings #sorry to the elf simps lol #maedhros is one of the least elf-like characters i know #elegance? nah he looks like he got thrown in a wood chip machine face first #no bows only fucking SWORD #i don't think that it should come as a surprise that if i were a tolkien race besides human i'd be a dwarf

[coentinim]

Jean-Baptiste is so...swoon. Like, he's definitly sexy...and scary...But, imaging him witnessing an elf's wings painfully pop, trying to figure out what is happening...(So, basically, two bumbs on their backs swell, and swell, until it forms two giant blisters that pop, freeing up a pair of newly formed wings). Like, he seems like someone who finds the insides beautiful, and I guess he would find fascinating to see two wings through winch he can actually see the blood pumping, subtly changing colors as it gets oxygenated, as serus fluids drip down the back like rivers.

You keep simping on my blog🙄/j we're only human lol keep at it

It's a very sexy scenario, I admit - a bit of fascination and tension here. Not really to my tastes all that much, I don't always like medical/experiment scenarios (I have a slight fear of doctors lol), but I definitely see the appeal.

I picture her screaming and writhing in pain while tied down and him holding her down for additional restraint. And his eyes when the wings pop, he has to back away quickly as to not be hurt by the new appendages... he'd be absolutely awestruck. I also imagine him working in a medical setting with his sleeves rolled up which just. Adds to the appeal, you know. I feel like he'd have very nice hands, strong but with bony fingers.

The scene itself could look very, for the lack of better word, erotic? The panting and the blood dripping down her back... he'd be pretty tired, too. And she's embarassed if men touch her wings, sooo

And imagine him cleaning her back after, careful not to rip the new and still fragile wings while she's just cutely blushing. I mean, yeah.

"He finds insides fascinating" I'd love a tour of his hidden collection of guts and body parts which he definitely has for the anatomy with kids and personal studies. Like, that is a sexy thing a man can do, you know? Keep a brain in a jar and stare at it creepily.

I love it it's an amazing scenario full of tension and nonsexual intimacy, the clinical kind, that bounds random people together in a way. Your brain <3

Right now I'm disgustingly simping for a character from American Horror Story, James March and he's rly different from Jean, he just looks good while killing people and has a murder n torture hotel where he kills his victims in very sadistic ways <3 he'd also do anything for his wife. Killed for her a lot. That's peak romance to me, sorry. Let me have my teenage bullshit.

#once i was like hm... subyss... branding... #id love to ramble about that one but i worry i'd be institutionalized #imagining torture is a good way of coping with sensory overload actually lmao #answer☆

[r3d-starss]

color themed oc adoptss !!

(i'll make the cassidy hc's soon dw !!)

(red)

name: riri - gender: redgender mushroomgender gothcattic emocatgender genderfluid - pronouns: she / they / it / emo / goth / cat / kitty / red / mush / mushroom - sexuality: lesbian - personality: nice good cat furry insomnia haver - age: 15-19 (idk lol u choose if u adopt her)

(orange)

name: ari - gender: orangegender bungender eyegender genderqueer demigirl - pronouns: she / they / bunny / rabbit / eyes - sexuality: lesbian - personality: loving bunny furry with autism and aspergers - age: also 15-19

(yellow)

name: yuri - gender: yellowgender catgender wormgender femboy - pronouns: he / cat / catboy / fuzz / fuzzy / worm - sexuality: bicurious straight - personality: sily depressed catboy who enjoys drawing fuzzy worms - age: 17

(green)

name: coari (co-ree) - gender: greengender naturegender catgender robotgender computergender blackcatgender protogengender demiboy - pronouns: he / they / it / green / nature / plant / fern / tree / cat / catboy / robot / bot / computer / cpu / blackcat / proto / protogen - sexuality: omni fem lean - personality: goofy snake lover who is a protogen who has a nose bleed 24/7 - age: 14

(light blue)

name: diari (dee-ah-ree) - gender: cringecoric hellokittaidic angelgender demongender hellokittygender feathergender rainbowgender flowergender flowercoric stargender heartgender genderfae trans mtf - pronouns: she / xe / fae / cringe / cringey / hello / kitty / angel / demon / hybrid / mix / feather / wings / rainbow / flower / star / heart - sexuality: bi masc lean - personality: goofy and autistic - age: 12-14

(blue / purple)

name: lori - gender: 2010scringecoric colorgender pixelgender catgender pixelcatgender bigender demigirl demiboy acatlector!!! h3r catgender hoard is: clowncatgender funcatgender sugarycatgender bubblyfizzycatgender rainbowcatgender starcatic auticatgender aliencatgender overstimmedcatgender cattygirl cattyboy windycatgender ghostcatgender spacecatgender gummycatgender gamecatgender - pronouns: sh3 / h3 / th3y / 2010 / cringe / colors / pixel / kitty / clown / clowning / fun / funni / sugar / sugary / hyper / bubbly / fizz / fizzy / rainbow / star / autistic / alien / wind / windy / ghost / space / gummy / game / games / gaming - sexuality: omni non-binary lean - personality: autistic catperson who simps for nonbinary people and plushies - age: 13-16 (regressed age is 1-3)

(purple / pink)

name: kiri - gender: bigender elfgender fluffygender hellokittygender heartgender wormgender sillygoofygender pupgender pronouns: sh3 / h3 / elf / fluff / fluffy / hello / kit / kitty / heart / <3 / worm / silly / sily / goofy / pup / puppy - sexuality: biflux - personality: goofy ahh whos obsessed with hello kitty and has adhd - age: 13-17

(pink / brown / black)

name: uniri (you-nee-ree) - gender: pinkgender blackgender papergender sillygoofygender eternaweengender genderbrother calipyregressic arcadegender musicgender paintgender demiboy - pronouns: he / they / pink / pinkie / black / paper / silly / goofy / funni / eternal / halloween / brother / calico / critter / arcade / music / paint / painting - sexuality: nebulasexual - personality: semiverbal thing - age: 13-14 (regressed age is 4)

(white / black)

name: gari (just said like gary) - gender: blackgender whitegender catgender cringeXDcoric cringecoric mermaidgender musicgender 90scoric genderpunk staticgender coolkidgender checkeraesic rockgender edgecute femboy - pronouns: he / it / black / white / cat / x3 / XD / cringe / sea / ocean / mer / mermaid / music / 90s / punk / static / cool / cool kid / checker / checkers / rock / edge / edgy / cute / cutie - sexuality: gay - personality: nonverbal emo femboy with adhd - age: 18-19

(white / black (yes again sorry lol) )

name: emri (emm-ree) - gender: blankgender flowergender agender demigxrl cringeXDcoric cutepuphoarder! her pupgender hoard's are: dogtreatic robotoycanic wizpupgender pitterpupsoundic cuddlepupgender vampuppy puponesic adoggirl pupthing puppyplushic rutospuppian anglipupic - pronouns: she / they / it / XD / blank / flower / pup / robo / robot / witch / pitter / patter / cuddle / vamp / onesie / angel - sexuality: nebulasexual - personality: blind and deaf aesthetic person with adhd and aspergers - age: 17 (regressed age is 1-4)

#oc adopt #oc adopts #color themed #color theme #mogai #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtq characters #littlespace ocs #age regressed ocs

[sangwuoh]

Omg congrats on 50 followers!!!!!! I love your blog and pretty much like everything! What are your favorite Black Clover characters and why? Anyone you hate with a passion?

Thank you so much! I hope you enjoy my answer❤️ I'm pretty terrible at explaining so I hope you aren't dissapointed😅

1. William Vangeance

I just love this birb boy so MUCH, he was pretty shady at first and didn't like him but after the Elf Reincarnation arc I started to like him for some reason

2.Asta

I just love his potential and the fact he never gave up, and I love it when he's being a literal dumbass because I think its very funny

3.Noelle Silva

Her attitude, love it. Her style, love it. Her tsundere personality, love it. I love just love her, when she first appeared in the show I didn't like her very much but I eventually liked her. Her attitude can be a lil annoying but I still love her

4.Patri

Mr. Revenge gives me dumbass/asshole energy and I love it, but I didn't like him when he also appeared but I also managed to like him eventually like Noelle

5.Julius Novachrono

I put him in 5th even though I simp on him, but I love his childish personality and when he tries to escape work LMAO

6.Rhya

He gives me asshole/lazy energy lol, I just love him and I don't know why, when I saw him first appear in the show I already liked him

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1.Gueldre Poizot

I always KNEW that there's something he was hiding, his design, personality, etc. just makes him suspicious af (*Intensely stares at William* 👁️👁️)

2.Yuno

I dont know why, but his attitude just makes me fr mad, something about him makes my blood boil for idk what reason but I'm starting to like him slowly

3.Rades

I just don't like him because of his aggressive personality because it reminds me of.... Old memories I guess

Jsjejsjd sorry I took so long, tumblr refreshed and then lost my answer

#ask #black clover #william vangeance #patri #asta #noelle silva #julius novachrono #rhya #gueldre poizot #yuno #yuno grinberryall #rades

[st-hedge]

This is the barbarian siMP *chokes on saliva* I am sorry that I didn't say anything! I was playing botw and... kind of lost the track of time lol BUT FRIEND, YOU WON'T EVEN BEGIN TO GRASP THE AMOUNT OF EXCITEMENT YOUR DRAW MADE IN ME. I just opened the tumblr app and I was met with a (as it should be) hoe Link in that delicious armor (yes, the person who made it knew what they were doing) I just went AKFOCIELGIG 💖💖💖😳💦👏 sorry if I made you think you had to draw smth ;-; but I really love it

Feck tumblr and their limit of characters. I REALLY thank you, I know you didn't make the draw for me, I just, maybe, sparked something, but boy that I am having dinner with this *gestures the whole draw while she sips coffee* finally, some good fecking food! As much as I love it, I also what to say sorry if you felt obligated To do smth with that armor (since I asked and all) your art is lovely and, even if you like make them hoes (no problem with that btw) it shows the care you put in your art

Anon THANK YOU for reminding me to get back to the *gestures vaguely* that *gestures frantically* barbarian rag covered ass . I honour ur simping ways and may u dine well 😤🥂 but for real there was no obligation u just gave me a timely bonk on the head that I need to draw that scantily clad elf 💕

[bushelofmuses]

Lol thanks. I will never understand how I became an Antivan Lady simp but it just happened

And now I use my meme powers for evil

I love the characters that get swept under the rug kinda. You have the cool Templar dude, the legacy Spymaster, the gay elf, the gay mage etc and then there's an Antivan waving in the bg like "I HAVE A PEN!!!!" (I feel like the fandom kinda glosses over Josie)

Kinda Sam Traynor Mass Effect vibes (new dorky lovely POC character appears in game 3 type)

Either way, yea. Thanks lemme shut the fuck up now👍👍

I just realized I'd actually reblogged that from you oml I'm so sorry rip. At least you were reminded??? 😂

And which cool templar bc I tend to only simp for ex-templar Samson and Ser Barris.

#ask reply #outofink #josephine #dai

[rainycitysworld]

Patri for the character ask?

favorite thing about them

He's a simp- I swear I actually love that about them

least favorite thing about them

That he killed Julius

favorite line

"I will destroy all humans" do it. please...

brOTP

Licht

OTP

Nah

nOTP

Licht

random headcanon

The only elf not to sleep with Licht

unpopular opinion

I don't think he's attractive

song i associate with them

Lol idk dirty little secret comes to mind I'm sorry

favorite picture of them

Bby

#black clover #patolli #patri #ask

[mynameseri]

Why hello there again ! itsA me ! The 19th century Illumi simp ! (I know I act childish) Remember when I said I wanted to draw him as a king ? Welp nope lol. Eventually I started drawing him as an elf with white hair and I'm trying for the past hour not to grow a foot fetish. I just wanted to vent for a bit and announce tHe NeWs. Sorry if I'm a bother again and have a nice day/night you wonderful hooman being ilysm 🥺💖😁💓💓

hey again!!!! 🥰🥰🥰💗💗💗 Hahaha oh my god that’s amazing! I would love to see the drawing if you’re willing to share it!💕 You’re always welcome to vent here & tell me whatever you want, it’s never a bother! You’re lovely & thank you so much! Have a great day/night too & happy holidays ✨☺️💗🥺

#eri.answers