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Civilized All Stars II (part 1)

Cast

Daniel "Dan" Roosevelt

Elizabeth "Elisa" Greenhill

Mary Alexandrina "Merlyn" Wilson (Boudicca of Celts)

Alexander "Alex" Jackson (Alexander the Great of Macedon)

Carla Roosevelt

Kleio "Cleo" Cosmatos (Cleopatra of Egypt)

Theodora "Dora" Angelides (Theodora of Byzantine)

Gustav Adolphus "Gus" Erikson, Jr.

Prof. Nicolas Petrof (Pericles of Athens)

Natalia Petrova (Petrof’s wife)

Mrs. Kate Williams

Gerry Roosevelt (Teddy Roosevelt)

Rajendra "Raj" Gandhi (Mahatma Gandhi)

Vicky Harrison (Victoria)

Edward Washington (George Washington)

Franklin Joseph "Frank" Roosevelt. (Franklin Delano Roosevelt)

Ellie Roosevelt (Eleanor Roosevelt)

Sean O'Curtin (John Curtin)

James Lincoln

Charles V’s wife (Isabella of Portugal)

Sonia Zhaparova (Tomyris)

Suleiman Kishk ibn ar-Rashyid (Saladin)

Jamal Akbar ibn ar-Rahman (Gilgamesh)

Mary Tudor of England

Nathan Wellington (a fictional mayor of New York City)

Mark Romer (Trajan)

Messenger

Spartans

Townspeople

Reporter

The Glorious Ones:

Phil Lukeson (Philip II)

Freddy Browns (Frederick Barbarossa)

Pete Cosgrave (Peter the Great)

Peter Alencar (Pedro II)

George Nzinga (Mvemba a Nzinga/Afonso I)

Gladys Cosgrave (Jadwiga)

Jane Lavigne (Catherine de Medici)

Elisa Castillo (Isabella the Catholic)

The Spokesman (real name: unknown)

Narrator

The other leaders of Civilization franchises:

Mansa Musa of Mali

Gorgo of Sparta (as masked queen)

Dido of Carthage (as tour guide)

Pocatello of Shoshone

Enrico Dandolo of Venice

Wu Zetian of China

Pacal of Mayans

Sejong the Great of Korea

Maria I of Portugal (deceased)

Prince Henry the Navigator of Portugal (deceased)

Suleiman the Magnificent of Ottoman

King Ramkhamhaeng the Great of Siam

Justinian I of Byzantine

Pachacuti of Incans

William of Netherlands

Haile Selassie of Ethiopia

Maria Theresa of Austria

Sitting Bull of Native America

Attila of Huns

Ahmad al-Mansyur of Morocco

Ashurbanipal of Assyria

Montezuma II of Aztecs

Hatshepsut of Egypt

Harald Hardrada of Norway (as Vicious Mecha-Hardrada)

[Strategy game launched: Battle of Gaugamela, October 1, 331 BC, Alexander planned to conquer the Achaemenid Empire]

Cleo: Gaugamela, one of the Persian Campaign that Darius III negotiated to Alexander. [Darius prepared for the battle against Alexander] In the advantage: Alex’s army was joined by their allies from Greeks and the Balkans. They learnt to use launching the counter-attack of infantry. And Hetairoi prepared to the battle. [Greek army against the Persian invasion, they fought against each other] After the defeat of Persia, Alex declared himself with the great pride the “King of Asia”.

[In anachronistic news]

[people being proud of his triumph]

Reporter: Congratulations, Alex. You’ve conquered the Achaemenid Empire. Fortunately, you discover Darius’ death which he’s saddened to see a foe.

Alex: I claim to destroy the Achaemenid Empire after its defeat.

[in a real world (present time)]

Cleo: But Professor Petrof discovered the cultured battle and you, Tomi, who defeated Cyrus during the Asian Civil Wars.

Tomi: How dare you broke our promise?

Dora: That was your revenge to him, Tomi.

Alex: Seriously? If you are looking for the culture bomb and weapons, you will be sued!

Dora: Well, well, well. Next time you can’t believe this when you and we look for the treasure out of the ground, not? Hahahahahaha…

Cleo: It’s time for the end of your revenge!

[In March 31, 2017, at 8:54 pm]

[The townspeople and the Spartan bloc face off]

Sean: Hey, Spartans! We have the deaf queen Isabella. Give her to you all!

Spartan (leader): Now, we will sue the conquest!

Spartan soldier 1: Take down your note!

Dan: There isn’t note of ours. We have to bring her to the Glorious Ones.

Spartan soldier 1: Then she must take off her cloak and mask or the count of ten nuclear bombs being launched! One!

Ellie: No! If Isabella is revealed on that game, we’d get nuked!

Spartan soldier 1: Two!

Frank: Darn it! She’s revealed on the Civ6, we’ll be nuked!

Spartan soldier 1: Three!

Sean: Stop! [*pause* turning to the cloaked queen] We are sorry, Izzy. You have to take a risk and take off your cloak and mask before them.

[unknown queen takes off her mask, and pocket hearing aid. Cloak is taken off and drops away. Charles V’s wife has stepped out of the cloaked queen costume]

Dan: This is it, Isabella of Castile.

Spartan soldier 2: That’s not Castilian queen, that’s Holy Roman Empress.

Townspeople: Oooohhhh…

Dan: That’s Philip II’s mother.

[Charles V’s wife does flamenco dance]

Elisa: Oh, darn…

[Charles V’s wife stops dancing]

Townspeople: Oooohhhh…

[turn around to townspeople and she slowly applauses]

Charles V’s wife: Hola, townspeople. How are you?

Elisa: Gosh, we’re fine!

Sean: Dude, we get wife of Charles V, not?

Dan: Hey… you said that we were going to hand Castilian queen to Jane Smith. We promise Philip II that Isabella would stay safety in the Mighty-secret Box!

Sean: Dan, what’s happening with her and the Spartans?

Principal Washington: Elisa, say something to the chaotic day.

Gerry: Don’t make the other people refuse to get bullied!

Dan: Why weren’t we going to have to let Izzy revealed on that game? You screwing bastard?!

[sounds of thunder and wind are heard]

Spartan (leader): Where the freak is she?!

[again, everyone screams]

Sean: What’s happening?!

[screaming again]

[at 9:03 pm] [the Hall of Glorious Ones]

Narrator: Meanwhile, at the hall of Glory…

[inside, Catherine moans while reading a comic again]

Philip: Catherine, stop reading a secret comic book! That’s a trouble to us!

Catherine: Um… well, you have reacted to the pairing couples on CivHub*!

[Note: CivHub, a fictional website which has Topic, Video, Music, News, Couplings, etc.]

Frederick: Pairing couples? That’s embarrassing!

Philip: No, Freddy! Pairing couples aren’t like reading doujinshi, stranger!

[Peter runs into the meeting room]

Peter: Philip Lukeson*!

[Note: Philip II’s descendant name]

The others: What?

Peter: The error signal has occurred!

[The Glorious Ones leave their seats and head for the screen]

Philip: On the Screen of Glory!

Ar-Rasyid: Glorious Ones! Help us!

Jadwiga: What’s wrong with the vicious?

Ar-Rasyid: The Vicious Mecha-Hardrada is attacking our city!

[Johnson’s Garden Shop is shown, Vicious Mecha-Hardrada is upset with the police soldiers who defend that shop]

Catherine: That’s not fair!

Afonso: It’s Harald Hardrada!

[Vicious Mecha-Hardrada picks up a bus and car and crushes the center end off. He burns the minimarket after all the costumers and cassiers get out.]

Frederick: That’s just no more minutes!

Pedro: That’s like the end time. What do you mean his ability rough?

Philip: Ha ha! I don’t know, *pause* Peddy.

[the other members laugh]

Pedro: [insulted] I am Pedro! [the other members laugh again, but their mission is redrawn to the screen]

Ar-Rasyid: The Glorious Ones! Help us!

Philip: Geez, that’s where the people took Isabella. We have to stop him! [open the door, smoke gone out] On the power of Glorious Rangers! [later, the Glorious Rangers prepare for battle against Vicious Mecha-Hardrada]

[at 9:15 pm] [EC Office: Laboratory]

[Prof. Petrof is inside learning on the science and technology]

Petrof: “Once upon a time in the laboratory… how the scientists used the charismatic power of the world and why they happened to us”. [Nicolas’ wife, Natalia is showing toward him and gives his preferred coffee] O, Natalia…, you have given a cold coffee to me. You’re my faithful wife. [they walk and move to the astronomical room] Then, I use flashdrive to scan the astronomical policy. [bell goes off] What sound’s that? Natalia, stay here. [bell goes off again and Petrof looks through the speaker] Is anybody outside?

[Petrof holds walkie talkie]

[Vicky (as a mysterious woman) wears an eye mask and hold walkie talkie]

Vicky: Welcome, professor. Had you given prizes to your companions?

Petrof: Um… uh… um… yes. I had given them prizes for 5 days.

Vicky: Professor, please, meet the former students who missed you. And declare invitation to your friends and family.

Petrof: I saw you could.

Vicky: Have you already sent the culture message to the Alex and his companions?

Petrof: Of course.

[Vicky takes off an eye mask and turn off a walkie talkie. Later, she quickly open the door]

Vicky: I’m back!

Petrova: Nike*! Why are you here?

[*Note: Vicky’s other name]

Petrof: N- Nike Harrison?

Vicky: Ah… you know my other nickname. I’m an English waitress who lived in London.

Petrova: So, you conquered the Greek factions or else, I mean you served your favorite dishes.

Vicky: Of course, Natalia. [turns toward the door] Close the door and continue to talk.

[at 9:28 pm]

[Time Square, Vicious Mecha-Hardrada rounds a corner as townspeople run away from him]

[people crowding, then disappearing]

[one lone leader (Mansa Musa) walks toward the giant robot as a bully]

Mansa Musa: Stop! My name’s Musa of Mali. I’d like to say “Stop bullying the world”.

[the giant robot walks and laughs]

Hardrada: You are a bullied leader, right now!

Mansa Musa: Haaaaaaah!

[Musa is bullied and runs away from the giant robot]

[at 9:29 pm]

[EC Lodge]

Narrator: Meanwhile, at the Machine of Judgement, which is EC Lodge.

Jenny: Hah!? The civilized leaders can get bully, war, and violent too! Mr. Roosevelt?

[Roosevelt Hotel, Gerry and the other townspeople locating on the 7th floor]

Gerry: Jen, please call Harry Hardrada off! [everyones cringes and screams as Vicious Mecha-Hardrada walks around] He’s destroying everything.

Jenny: We’ll call him off when you give Isabella to us!

Gerry: But we don’t have Isabella!

Jenny: Not good! Give her to us or Harry will kill you all!

Mary: No problem, Jane!

[at 9:42 pm]

[People crowd and scream. Dan and Elisa see Mark Romer locating at the front door of the NYC Apartment, Manhattan]

Dan: Mr. Romer! What are you looking for Izzy?!

Romer: She’ll be right here now.

[a door opened, a deaf queen Isabella steps out, a black rectangle with “CENSORED” on it covering her eyes]

Dan: Thankfully, are you okay, Izzy?

Elisa: No, Dan. Isabella isn’t safe here, but-

Dan: Wait a second! The Spartans and the civilized leaders want her piece. I don’t know where to go!

Romer: What do you say?

Dan: Izzy has to be safe. So the Spartans and civilized leaders want her. We have to go!

[they all run off]

[at 9:49 pm]

[New York City. Vicious Mecha-Hardrada’s right foot is crushing Manny’s Restaurant and everyone runs out. He then destroys Daisy’s drugstore after everyone gets out of there.]

James Lincoln: He’s going to get the Central Park next.

Hatshepsut: Aaaaahhh…, the Glorious Ones.

[The Glorious Ones fly into the city]

Philip: Stop destroying everything, Harald Hardrada! Laser Tonitruum!

[Philip’s laser hurts Harry. But Hardrada looks around to Philip and just laughs more]

Hardrada: Hahahaha…! I can’t take a damage, liars!

Philip: Peter! Try your unique technique!

Peter: Zheleznyye puli!

[Peter shoots into Mecha’s body. But he gets angry after getting shot]

Peter: His anger is too strong!

Afonso: Watch out! Harald Hardrada is using a giant machine gun!

[Hardrada unleashes a giant machine gun. It makes the Glorious Ones avoid its bullets]

[at 9:54 pm][EC Office: Laboratory]

Petrof: Nike, your mother didn’t know where she protected you.

Vicky: Where?

Petrof: It was an incident at the mansion.

[bell goes off]

Petrof: Who’re those?

[quickly opens the door]

Elisa: Professor, this is Isabella of Castile. [Petrof closes the door] We want you to clone her, so we can give her to the Spartans and Harry Hardrada.

Petrof: O, that’s pretty miraculous.

Vicky: What? The clone machine?

Elisa: Vicky, an important deaf queen Isabella has an issue with a civilized humiliation!

Petrova: Nike, those leaders want you to stop the Spartans’ ability.

[to be continued]

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