#so then you think wow my writing must be the fucking worst if this garbage is so popular

[mickey-gomez]

chapter 11 pleaseeeeeee 🙏🙏🙏

Does anyone actually read them? 'Cause every time I post they get hardly any notes, and half of the taglist doesn't even interact. Kinda just feels like I'm writing and posting for me atm.

#answered #so then that all gets in my head and I get really negative inwardly #in regards to the writing itself and my own self esteem #also idk but no one really interacts with my blog anyway so I really am just out here posting [reblogging] for myself #and other times when I'm reading content under certain character tags it will be some of the worst shit you've ever read #and then you see it has over a hundred notes or hundreds sometimes and I just don't get it? #so then you think wow my writing must be the fucking worst if this garbage is so popular #and you think wow mine must really really suck #people probably cringe reading it #why would I keep posting? everyone is probably laughing #so yeah that's what goes through your head #and then I see that the new chapters get no notes so then it's like I've proved my insecurities correct #and maybe even with all that there's one or two people (like you sending this message) that actually enjoy it #but it takes a lot to put yourself out there and force away the self doubt #and when people on your own taglist who fucking asked to be tagged like filled out a form and everything don't even interact with it #it's hurtful and you think what's the point if the writing is this bad cause it has to be this bad right #anyway

[littlesystems]

Sometimes you read a fic where the author is clearly and intentionally writing dead dove content like:

These garbage boys are going to torture and gaslight each other until they’re inextricably intertwined 😈 they are going to make each other the most fucked-up and worst versions of themselves 🔪 they will be so codependent and broken they will never be able to be with anyone else after ☠️

And, like, this is probably written by a pretty normal, well-adjusted person. Genuinely. The dove is dead but the author knows that the dove is dead because they killed the dove. On purpose. Gleefully. They were like “wouldn’t it be fucked up if…” and then wrote the if.

But then sometimes you read a fic where the author is like:

uwu these soft boys are soooo cute and in love 🥰 they’re so sweet and pure and good 💕 I just want them to be cutesy-wutesy and in lurveeee forever 😍 this is my new fic about soft boys being soft 💋 this is the height of romance 😘

And then the fic is. Not. The relationship is THE must fucked up, manipulative, passive-aggressive shit show where both characters are being awful to each other, but in the most socially-acceptable heteronormative way where you could 100% picture a friend of a friend telling you this bizarre story at a party while you’re sitting there like wow 😬 straight people are wild who acts like that?

I don’t read fics like that often, but whenever I do I’m always like................... 👀 you good? You doing okay? You seem to think this kind of behavior is, uh. Normal. And, uh, romantic? But these characters certainly seem to hate each other. Not in the narrative, in the narrative they’re super in love somehow but uhhh. Um. You good?

There is such a chasm between people writing something fucked up on purpose vs someone writing something fucked up on accident. And the latter is where things are not tagged properly, and they’re infinitely more disturbing imo.

#I only come across this like once or twice a year #but every time it's like being smacked across the face with a wet fish

[aguinhaac]

Do you guys remember when I said illusion was the worst miraculous episode of all time? I take every single letter of this phrase, this one, THIS EPISODE IS GARBAGE, MANURE, SEWAGE, WORST OF THE WORST. I’m dead fucking serious.

Look I love the pharaoh, it’s an amazing villain, it has minions, it has super strength, IT CAN FLY, I think the villain idea was incredible and I wouldn’t have problem bringing him back, but every single villain that is brought back in this show it makes a bad episode.

Well, I guess is time to start, today I'm going to review the eighth episode of miraculous season 5 Reunion. I’m gonna need therapy.

The episode starts with Alya and Marrinete in the history museum, I know it has a name, I just don’t care enough to search it, we find out that Marrinete and Alya were searching more about the holders and I thought to myself “oh wow, cool, Marrinete trying to improve herself that’s rare” but I didn’t knew the physical pain I was about to experience, they find out that one of the ladies in the painting was the rabbit miraculous holder, how did they found out she used the rabbit? Because in the painting she was holding a bunny,

We then have this amazing piece of dialogue.

Marrinete: miraculous holders were always pictured solo but there had to have some love stories between some of them.

Marrinete: a ladybug and a chat noir in love it must have happened at some point, right?

Alya: or maybe they just focused of their job and kept they “lovey dovey” stuff out of their superhero life, like you should

Thank you Alya, THANK YOU FOR SUTTING THIS SIMP UP, we are literally 1:20 minutes in, and I have so much to talk about it

First up, tell me why? WHY THE HECK IT IS THE BIGGER TOPIC? SHOULDN’T IT BE idk, GETTING THE JEWELS BACK? MARRINETE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? JUST IN THIS SEASON YOU ALMOST LOST 4 TIMES (evolution, jubilation, determination and passion) THE REASON WHY YOU LOST WAS BECAUSE YOU WERE SIMPING ADRIEN. THEN WHY DO YOU THINK BEEING IN LOVE WITH CHAT NOIR WOULD BE ANY DIFFERENT? WELL GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU MARI SU, IT WILL MAKE THINGS EVEN WORST! WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEN YOU WILL JUST GET DISTRACTED IN BATTLE, WHEN YOU WERE SIMPING OVER ADRIEN IT WORKED BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT IN SUPERHERO MODE SO THERE WASENT ANY LIVES IN DANGER, BUT HERE? 2 MILLION PEOPLE ARE DYING IN THE STREET, AND SHE WANTS TO FLIRT- “Oh BuT YoU cAnT cOnTrOl FeAlInGs sO tHaTs aCtUaLlY rEaLiStIc” guys, a rule of good writing that everyone should know is, BEEING REALISTIC ISN’T THE SAME AS BEEING GOOD, EVEN IF MAYBE, SOMEWHERE AROUND THE PLANET, SOMEONE WOULD BE THIS STUPID, THAT DOSEN’T MEAN IT IS GOOD, MARIENTTE STILL JUST LOOKS LIKE AN SELFISH STUPID PIECE OF SHIT.

And don’t even get me started on Alya, “oh mix u romance life with ur superhero lif-“ OH YEAH? SHE SHOULDN’T MIX ROMANCE AND SUPEHERO STUFF? THAT’S FUNNY, FROM WHO DID YOU GET THIS LINE ALYA? NINO? U BOYFRIEND? YOU KNOW, THE GUY YOU REVEALED YOUR SECRET IDENTITY? EVEN WHEN YOU KNEW YOU SHOULDN’T? AND IT’S NOT EVEN LIKE “hey don’t make the same mistakes I did” NO, SHE IS JUST AN HIPOCRITE. AND NO ONE IN THE WRITERS ROOM REALIZED THAT, and considering that she will only get more of a hypocrite throughout the season, I can see more clearly than the crystal lake, that I am going to talk a lot about you miss,

Mari su then asks Tikki if a Ladynoir even happened before and Tikki says that she is being supid, ok I am not such a fan of Tikki but that line made me increase my respect for her, good job writers

Tikki: maybe she could answer if you asked her yourself.

Marrinete: can we do that?

Tikki: yes, Marrinete with you kwagatama.

Tikki: just touch the sew with your kuagatama and say reunion!

Ugh. I had just increased my respect for Tikki, and she- I- what- but- the- WHY? IN SEASON 4 MARRINETE WAS STRUGLING ON BEEING A GUARDIAN, AND THE WHOLE TIME, SHE COULD TALK TO PAST LADYBUGS, AND YOU JUST SAID NOTHING? I- I don’t know what to say at this point can we just skip to the next scene? Thank you

Marrinete then bumps into a painting making it fall and activating the alarm, mari then find a letter to alix father and gives it to him. Inside of it there’s pictures of alix traveling across time, and I think it's super funny that it’s said that in the time the pictures where take there was no photograph, imping that or alix phone battery can take traveling through time and space, or she straight up stole someone’s camera XD

We then have a scene with Adrien but it’s pretty much just to tell us he will be a part of the episode. The scene then cuts again to the class seeing the pictures and then the conflict of the episode starts,

Alix brother asks his dad why, his sister, was running around time, maybe in danger, forced to live a life that she didn’t choose ( yes alix choose this but his brother didn’t knew it) just because ladybug lost the miraculous, because of ladybug alix had to give up of her friends, her dreams, her family, of him, and everyone is just so calm about it, no one looks like gives a shit, and now she’s gone, he probably will never see her again, He is trying to get his sister to get back home, he tries to tell everyone of how messed up is that, but no one cares, he fells like he is the only one that cared about her, he just wants his little sister back.

Or at least I wished it was like this, what really happen was like

AB (alix brother) : sis has been brainwashed

AD (alix dad) : no she was not,

AB: she was,

AD: she was pround to help

Marinette: she is helping ladybub

AB: how is she helping if she’s not even here? Dosent make sense to my ginormous brain.

AD: where u getting stupid theories?

AB: from internet

Ugh, why? The message is good, “don’t trust everything you see in the internet” but the execution is garbage, instead of this looking like “hey the internet is full of fake news so be carefull” its goes more like “everyone that complains about anything is wrong, and if you form an opinion basseting on something of that crap you are a little stupid baby boy too innocent to do anything” and I hate it so much. Why instead make the lesson about acceptance? Jalil were upset that his sister is gone and no one seem to care, making him feel angry about the person that toke his lil sis away from him, ladybug, from that he could get akumatized into Horus, the Egyptian God of justice, known as a protector who fought evil. But then after a hard battle, ladybug would call for help from the only miraculous holder still available, bunnix, bunnix could talk to him and explain that she did this because she wanted to, but Horus wouldn’t accept this so easily, his little sis would NEVER ABANDON HIM, right? She wouldn’t had left him, right? We could then have a flashback of the two of them when they were little, playing, happy, alix would then de transform and say she now has a new life, one she likes living, and that he needed to move on and be happy just like she was now, he would then reject the akuma, and then in tears, they would hug, knowing that probably this would be their last.

But nop, let’s make an episode bout joe and Marrinete doing some stupid quiz for 22 and a half minutes.

Marrinete and Alya then rush to use reunion, Tikki says it is a bad idea but they do it anyways. Also, I just want to point out how stupid it is that you need the statues to activate it, like what the hell?

Marrinete then activates reunion in a in a very well animated scene ngl, and just to break the clime Marrinete jumps in a scene that the writers thought would be hilarious but it isn’t.

Marrinete then is able to summon joe and we find out that others can’t see joe just mari su in a very forced way but whatev, and I gotta admit joe is very charismatic and I honestly felt bad when she thought was giving advice for a ladybug with a real problem but it was just stupinette asking for love advice.

Tikki then starts to tell joe how stupid Marrinete was being and was the only part that I laugh, but not because the scene was funny is just because I’m stupid and that kinda stuff makes me laugh, no credits given >:(

Marrinete: come on Tikki I’m not running away from my feelings

Alya: you’re running like you had an army of supervillains on your tail.

Marintte: fuck you, you ran away from your feelings for nino in season one so shut up.

Joe then gets sick of it and tells Marrinete to just undo the reunion, that I totally agree, Marrinete didn’t knew she was just a memory of the past ladybugs, she genuinely thought she was reviving a dead person just for love advice.

The scene then cuts to alix brother reading some reddit theories, look I know he’s name is Jalil I just don’t care- he appeared in like- 2 episodes, I couldn’t care less about him, at least the reporter always appears so I can give a shit about her, but him? He is just a door character, a character that is so plain that there’s nothing to say about him, he doesn’t deserve a Wikipedia page.

no really who is the non-lifer that really research the life story of a BACKGROUND CHARACTER?

alix brother then tells to monarch akumatize him and Gabriel does because villain, transforming him into the pharaoh and giving him the power of the turtle, man don’t you know that the turtle lost its value 2 seasons ago? What comes next? You’ll give an akuma the dog miraculous?

OH, HELL NO-

He then activates his powers, creating a shield around the akumatized object which would be smart if the turtle had some value, and creating a magical pyramid around a part of the city, which no one can enters or leave- WAIT A MINUTE, DIDN’T HE WANTED REVENGE ON LADYBUG? THEN WHY DID HE LOCK HIMSELF UP? “Oh, it’s because then ladybug will try to enter and will get captured” NO, THERE’S LITTERALY NO ENTRANCE, WHAT IF LADYBUG WEREN’T CLOSE THERE? AND ITS NOT EVEN LIKE ONE OF THOSE AKUMAS THAT “I don’t care about getting the miraculous I just want revenge” NO, THE PHARAO WANTS REVENGE ON LADYBUG, SO THAT’S JUST THE WORST PLAN OF ALL TIME

Also, can I comment on how stupid it is that his concept is true? It’s not like Jalil wanted to confirm that ladybug was lying, he KNEW ladybug was lying, his objective was bringing his lil sis back and get revenge on ladybug, yes, he tried to warn everyone but omg wouldn’t it be a Brazilian time better if his concept was like revenge? Or longing? Or how I mentioned before acceptance? Writers, w h a t ?

The scene then cuts and Marrinete…. This stupid moron tries to use the LADYBUG kwagatama to talk with the RABBIT holders.. the writers think that everyone watching this show IS A 5-YEAR-OLD, actually no, EVEN FIVE-YEAR OLDS COULD FIGURE THIS OUT BY THEMSELFES, WHY ARE YOU EXPLAINING THIS? THE WRITERS THINK WERE STUPID. Iit is OBVIOUS that this wouldn’t work, the writers really want us to belive, that Marrinete, the person that was able to that “tHe PrOfFeSsIOnAl lIeR LiLa” were lying, the same person that was able to figure out 100+ lucky charms, THE PERSON THAT TURNED A SEWING BOX INTO A FUCKING PASSWORD SAFE

THIS PERSON, THAT DEAL WITH MAGIC FOR 10 FUCKING MONTHS, ISN’T ABLE TO USE HER TWO BRAINCELLS, AND THINK THAT THE LADYBUG KWAGATAMA, COULD ONLY SUMMON THE PAST LADYBUGS HOLDERS? Because of that for the rest of the review your name will be stupidnette and stupidbug BECAUSE I AM LAZY TO INVENT CREATIVE NAMES

That’s another big problem with this show, the characters just can’t stay consistent, the show claims that max is a super genius, capable of creating an robot with emotions, but at the same time he believes he can get hurt by a napkin, in an episode chloe and sabrina have a toxic friendship but chloe still cares about her, in the other sabrina is just chloe’s slave, in an episode stupidnete wants to be a better hero, and in the other she is just simping over a fury-boy.

Adrien and stupidnete then transforms, but joe still there so we have to deal with her for the rest of the episode, what? The animators did a whole 3d model just for this scene, did you really thought she would appear just for a scene? NAAH

Alix’s dad then tries to enter and talk to jalil, kinda late to that? Look there’s some worst father ever trophies, I was thinking to give em all to Gabriel but, if you want you can get some.

But really, he just appears to show us how pharaoh new powers work, the book gives you a question, answer is right you can pass, answer it wrong you gets captured and… really? Look I love the pharaoh, he had a cool contempt and the powers? AMAZING, he has minions, he can put other people in slow motion using bubles, he has super straight, HE CAN FLY, you win me just in the slow motion bubbles, but this.. his powers are nothing, in a cartoon of action I thought it would have… action… but the episode is just a quiz, that’s all, this is so stupid, like in the next scene chat noir answers correctly and he can just pass, and pharaoh just stands there like, oh no!

ALSO, why the heck are all the questions about Europe? shouldn’t it be like idk.. EGYPTIAN QUESTIONS? LIKE HIS WHOLE COMSEPT IS ABOUT OLD EGYPT, WRITERS? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

We then see what’s going on with stupidbug, the books give her the question who was the king of France in 15 march 1423 and then joe starts to WASTE TIME. WHAT? WASEN’T JOE SUPPOSED TO BE A SERIOUS HERO? THEN WHY IS SHE JUST WAISTING TIME? THAT WAS CLEREALY A SERIOUS SITUATION, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kill me

Stupidbug then is able to pass the door meets with chat, for a moment chat thought stupibug was going crazy but she explains that she is just talking to a ghost, they send alix a letter and helps them answering the question, there’s more but it’s so unnecessary that it isn’t worth mentioning, a true waste of time.

Stupidbug and chat noir encounter pharaoh and joe TRIES TO ATACK HIM, WHAT? SHE KNOWS SHE IS JUST A GHOST, WHY DID SHE TRIED DOING THIS? IS JOE STUPID OR SOMETHING?

Then they start fighting which takes like 5 seconds and chat noir tries to catalysm the turtle shell which is protecting where the akuma is. But pharaoh just creates another one, dude you can just use your cane, u did it before, JUST DO IS AGAIN.

Pharaoh then grabs chat and threat taking of his miraculous, and Gabriel screams that he got her, dude she can’t hear you, you’re just making a fool out of yourself,

Stupidbug then tells pharaoh if he wants so hard to find the truth about ladybug why don’t he ask in the book, no man he just wants to prove that you’re lying he wouldn’t release the cat boy and check the book just because you said so- AND HE RELEASED CAT BOY TO DO WHAT SHE SAYS, WOW, NOW THATSSSSSSS SOME BULLSHITTTTTTT

Pharaoh then asks the book and it answer that ladybug was telling the truth, making he break free from the akuma, stupidbug then uses the miraculous ladybug and gives Jalil a letter that alix wrote for him. And the three idiots do a pound it

The scene then cuts to joe complementing stupidnette and she tells her story, I’m gonna resume it because it is pretty much useless anyways.

Dark grimwalker was the black cat holder which fought for the United Kingdom, his king told him to attack France, to protect her country joe was given the ladybug miraculous becoming scarlet faith, they fought for years until they realized were being manipulated by both king of England and France, and ended up falling in love, they tried to keep a secret but they ended up caught, joe was sentenced to death but was able to escape, then they both gave up their miraculous and runed away, I wished the cartoon was about this instead of being about AND ANOYING PIECE OF SHEET.

Tikki then tells that this wasen’t the real joe but a memory of her when she was a holder.

The scene then cuts to Adrien where he is simping and Plagg gives him a kwagatama and that when the episode ends

Wow what a hot mess, this episode was trash, really I didn't remembered this episode was so bad, everyone is a moron, the timing is bad, the new character is interesting but the show don't do anything with it, alya is an hipocrite, Adrien is in the episode just to say he's there, stuppidnette is a simp, the episode is boring as ass, what can I say? This was torture, this episode caused me physical pain, I'm giving it a 1.5/10 monkey balls. Thank you for seeing, see you in the next post.

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