#so please dont be gross

[n9ph]

Oh dear child You've fallen down It's dark and there's no one around To guide you through the dark. But please don't you worry Your little head I'll be here To guide you along Right here, by your side Through the maze And teach you the way.

#im sorry i was not able to save you in time #but i am glad you are here now safe #with us #nothing will hurt you anymore #and we are here to be with you #mark heathcliff #intruder #six #the mandela catalogue #lyrics from manontheinternet's lyric adaptation of fallen down #my art #want to clarify because unfortunately there are people out there this isnt ship art #i see intruder as a father to mark almost #so please dont be gross #thanks

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[pastadoughie]

look at my boots

thanks :3

#the beast speaks #my room is #so gross #please dont comment on all the black stains on the wall #i know. #i would have to repaint my entire room 2 remove them #witch like #i cannot afford

[ruinationz]

tired: caine x pomni, in the sense that caine is trying to keep her there forever with his own malicious intentions (and pomni has given up entirely, probably on the verge of abstracting if caine will even LET her), or pomni is using the relation in order to escape . very bad. very ooc. what is wrong with you

wired: caine x pomni: in the sense that they both understand that they cannot be together forever and that's ok. they still love eachother so so SO much nothing can change that and are ACTIVELY working to help pomni escape in a way that she can bring caine with her.

sometimes they find themselves thinking "i want to be with you forever", then pausing and going "...when exactly is 'forever', really?". sometimes one panics over the idea of being abandoned and going back to square one all over again, or one of them abstracting, or some horrible event that will separate the two. but they understand that the shitty situation exists and is stopping them from anything further, and they're trying to fix it as best as they can. and even if they do part one day (in the case that caine is unable to, somehow, come to the physical world), who cares? they'll have one another in their hearts, holding their memory close for as long as they live

then again it's 8 in the morning, im half-asleep, and have no idea what im doing

#ask 2 tag #i dont know im seeing a bit of art where pomni is sad and has genuinely given up and allowed caine's whims and “malice” on her #(very ooc #really #its so gross #oh my god stop it) #like really ive seen it im gonna keep it as vague as possible #but like... gross? he would never do that #i might just be crazy (fixated since the january teaser) #but he is NOT the guy to willingly harm someone #yeah sure i need to admit the relation is messy considering blah blah 'le wacky web god and the human soul that got dragged in by something #that we arent sure of yet' but making it straight ABUSE? you're weird! #please block me if you do that...so srs #the amazing digital circus #tadc #showtime #flippy.txt

[vcendent]

congrats on dying to the most off-putting, freaky little dude ever. happy 20th death anniversary, i'm glad you're dead!

#lawd hes so skrunkly #just a freaky little tryhard loser #hes so pathetic #a gross little bug #excuse me while i locate my flyswatter #naomi isnt paid enough #death note #death note fanart #labb murder cases #naomi misora #beyond birthday #pic 3 is a redraw of my first ever post #man how time flies #please dont repost my art

[zepplinswraith]

thinking about fruits again

alt + separates under cut

#zepp art #making fiends #venchar #making fiends vendetta #making fiends charlotte #oh hi yeah these are older designs #maybe 16-17ish? #so still minors dont b gross please ^^" #i want to make comics about chr exploration n growth

[intotheelliwoods]

#please stop sending me these #I know you probably mean well but please dont. #I did not reblog tcest #I reblogged cool art I liked #just because the artist makes something you dont like doesnt mean the rest of their work should be avoided like a plague #“but but they draw gross shit!” cool idc. they also drew this cool non gross art that I enjoy and so reblogged it. to my blog. #long as the “harmful” artwork is properly tagged then the “harmful” artwork is not harmful at all

[lilydoesdrawsometimes]

Thierry except he gets progressively more smug, is more rendered, and smokes more than any human's lungs could hold

I could technically post these all individually but I waited to post them all together - please enjoy the skrungliest grossest nastiest STINKIEST little gremlin to ever exist - @vellichorom's Narrator, Thierry (all of that is positive, btw, I love this gross little man)

I hope you enjoi just like I enjoyed drawing him. The sketches included here as well:

#tsp #the stanley parable #tsp narrator #narrator tsp #stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp fanart #art #fanart #LilyDoesDrawArt #got damn this skrungly man is so great #i love him #stinky little #gross #nasty man #skrungly skroinkly #dont zoom in too close #please the errors #i got lazy #maybe

[mxrtified777]

please read the summary and reviews for this cologne. It's hilarious

(some of my favorite summaries below the cut)

#WARNING FOR THE LINK: THE FRAGRANCE NOTES OF THE COLOGNE ARE VERY GROSS TO SAY THE LEAST. PROCEED WITH CAUTION #ask me about what fragrances i think each ibvs character would like/wear please ask me abou #my art #nevin jovel #ibvs #chris jackson #cologne shopping gone HORRIFICALLY WRONG #i dont even they sell this cologne at retail places. im pretty sure you can only get it online #but im obsessed with it and i want it so badly #stfu chris #doodles #fragrance

[allylikethecat]

Ok not to be really mean but I’ve taken cold medicine so my filter is gone.

But

How is Taylor Swift supposed to be releasing an album with such a beautiful, poetic, title literally, calling the album The Tortured Poets Department while dating a man that can’t read?!

#allylikethecat #unrelated to matty #i just really hate travis kelce #always have and always will #and i am fully convinced he cant read #and no one will convince me otherwise #but like TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT?! #then gonna lick some dude bros face on tv?! #the vibes are not vibing #like she can date who she wants and im happy shes happy #he’s just SO GROSS #and i hate seeing his dumb ugly face everywhere #ally’s thoughts #ally’s opinion that no one asked for #sorry for being controversal in main please dont hate me #im a sports girlie first and so my hatred of him runs deep #and is also football related #he’s a glorified oversized wide reciever!!

[krikitunes]

Hey, squeaker! (/affectionate /p)

I don't normally do stuff like this but I saw you liked Aizetsu and Gyutaro as a QPR and I have shipped them in secret since before I saw that. So it made my day to find. As an aro-spec person, I don't really see QPRs talked about much either and most people kind of just don't care about them as a result.

Anyway,

-> the actual point of my submission is that you recently reblogged one of my arts with the tag "good luck charm" as you were denoting affection to it for helping to uplift your mood during difficult times. It really warmed my heart, so I wanted to make something intentionally for you in that vein of "good luck charm".

I know your original tags were in reference to an endouma doodle, but I wanted to toss you something for one of your rarer pairings. (I was shocked to see it in the wild!! /pos)

Hope your week gets better, man!

I COULD COMPLETELY BURST INTO TEARS,!!!!!!! THEYRE SUCH DORK ASSES I hope someone stuffs them both in lockers they probably already do it to eachother as some odd affection ritual. Weirdos. OBSESSED.. sincerely I do not have the words to describe how MUCH I appreciate this 😭😭😭! Since you sent this things have thankfully gotten better so thank you!! Your charm worked!! (Things are still scary and new! But im feeling much better :-})

actually I am drawing a little something right now for you .holdon.

they're stargazing :-}.. I have so many little things in my head of these two but I wanted to make something quick right this second in exchange because AGWAA!!IM GRATEFUL!! I'll keep them close to my heart for EVER💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

#good luck charm #i adore how you draw Aizetsus facesososo.. i need to see him taking the worlds heaviest nap foreely. #theyre so NASTY!!!! united in grossness its good for them in a way its healthy #BUT YEAH I DIDNT SAY IT IN YHE POST ITSELF CUZ I GET NERBOUS TO RAMBLE UP THERE BUT QPR SND MAKING QPPS IS SOOO IMPORTANT TO ME #it forever makes me sad that people dont really care about it/care to learn what qpr is even about and its like!!! #pLEASE ROMANCE AND PLATONICISM MY HEART MY SOUL! ! #i have a lot of qprs that mean a whole lot to me and this is definitely one that makes me giddy because as a concept its just.really fun #they both are shitheads a little but theyre also kinda feircely protective in their own rights so its a push and pull of trying to show off #while also trying to not have the combined emotional adeptness of a shelter dog #in other words they are like specimens to me.. studys them under.microscope.. #agagagaga ANYWAYS EEEK. THANK YOU. IVERY MUCH APPRECIATE IT #i saw it earlier in the week and got super emotional but got too sidetracked to have the time to say anything but hiccup. cry. sniffle. #thought about it the .entire time... #explodes this entire website #UGHHH TYTYTYTYTYTY 💥🙇💥🙇💥🙇 #gonna need to add staring wistfully at this and various endoumas to my self care routine inthink. good for my health #grhsekeke squeaker.... #cw fast gif #<- jic! #that gif gets such a giggle out of me im fascinated by it

[magic-human-bean]

My biggest controversial G/T opinion is that I hate being called "little one" because it feels insanely condescending and so "greater than thou" Like shut up I'm not a poor little lost child, I'm a dumbass adult human. Just call me "little thing" and FLIRT with me goddammit

#also to me little one refers more to a child rather than a small person #it really rubs me the wrong way #it's like #i want to have a romantic relationship with the giant. don't talk to me like im a child. gross. #g/t #giant/tiny #g/t community #g/t thoughts #please reblog so i dont feel like im all alone to feel that way lol

[baekuras]

Resident Evil really makes me wanna become an unhinged scientist creating horrors beyond our comprehension yet made of our own flesh and maybe a sprinkle of virus/parasite/mold in it to give it some extra ooomph

#txts #this is mostly about re4 bc its on my mind rn #the las plaga is like a dog to me #look if its big enough to be petable at some point then its a puppy-i dont make the rules #its just a more fucked up spider #which then growns into an even more fucked up spider hiding in a human suit i guess #the usual things y'know #i say this but the concept of parasite(anime) fucked me up #just the thought that i could sleep and SMTH could crawl into my ear-fucking disgusting oh god who thought of that no please #nothing you can do except die i guESS #good aesthetics there too tho #fleshy long bits with knives on the end are just a go-to-aesthetic for me i guess #i rly should go buy re4make tbh #like i already watched others play through it and enjoyed that #but i also saw some achievemtns which also made me wanna try my hand on this #which is a first #but expected tbh #resident evil #little me thought i could be whoever does autopsies bc A i cant smell B i am not easily grossed out at all and C if i studied just a bit #more and had the energy for it I could do smth smart but i dont wanna do smth like doctor smart so...dead ppl #this is just that but with extra steps and more corpses walking #to be fair-young me also thought i could go find a way to become immortal if i only managed to get cells to stop dying out #which seems really easy #but like...i am NOT a doctor so dear god do not quote my hubris here #'just stop dying'->younger me #so yes i would like all the funding and all the experimental fluids and.....things 👀 in the world to play god with thx <3 #it's been quite a week i am sure you can tell

[flyingspicerack]

click here to get a virus

#dont look at me #dont you dare fucking say anything im so embarassed rn #theres something wrong with me #idk who yall thought i was vaguing abt earlier but my roommate said #'with the way ur tagging it this looks like ur talking abt choro' #so uh.... sorry its NOT him i guess???? #anyway uh oso peenis alert #hes so gross yucky disgusting /h im so sorry #please forgive me for im sinning #i guess i feel so visceral cause one time i had a convo with some ppl who said people who like MULTIPLE matsus arent like true fans #cause their love is split up between multiple and theyre not like.... 'devoted' #idgaf anymore honestly ill like both of em #and i gues obvi anyone who knows me knows im an ichi lover second and now im admitting im also an ... an o... oso.... uhhhh .... 'admirer' #*cries and runs away* #spice.ososan #my art #spice.lewd

[autistic-katara]

seeing ur beloved mutual reblogging some questionable shit (probably unintentionally) but not having the energy to argue or explain why </3

#please i dont wanna have to be the one to correct u fuckers every time u reblog a mildly disguised dogwhistle #goyish mutuals please talk to some jews (who r knowledgeable and want to educate ppl) #cause stg some of the stuff i’m seeing is 2 steps below nazi propaganda #and ik its most likely not malicious but god i’m so tired #please educate urself on some stuff #bcz some of the shit ur rbing could easily be found on some neonazi page if u just (((added some of these around the word zionist))) #or just replaced the word zionist with “jews” or smthn #or idk just so many posts if u tweaked the language just a little but kept the same message it would be blatant nazi shit #and yeah sure the post sounds normal nd everything or whatever but u gotta remembered the point of dogwhistles is to seem innocuous #to signal to other nazis to make them sound more sympathetic and to make ppl calling them out seem insane #just please guys i’m begging u watch out for those posts that r like #“the zionists in hollywood r censoring x” or #“oh no! x jewish celebrity is scared of antisemitism in their big mansion? so sad! lets address their hurt feelings right away #dead palestinian children can wait!” #or whatever #like yes what israel is doing is beyond fucked nd the us being supportive of it is gross but please ffs watch what ur reblogging/posting #think abt if its denying/downplaying antisemitism #if u replaced the word “zionist” with “jew” would it sound like a conspiracy theory? #are u dehumanising jewish/israeli ppl in any way? #(bcz yes not every israeli citizen is the actual devil yk i dont think my 2 month old cousin ever bombed anyone) #yk just please think before u post/reblog jesus fucking christ #idk i kinda went off on a whole rant here oops- #antisemitism #ryan shut the fuck up

[slimywren]

funger players. please help me……. im stuck on floor 2/3….. i got cahara then he. caharaed. i only know one way down and its the meat hallway pit. which breaks both legs. please. send me help.

#funger #fear and hunger #please say i dont have to fight iron shakespeare. he is so so hard #or the elite prison guard…. #i also killed troutor(? idk how to spell his name but hes gross and dead) #and im playing as d’arce bc yknow #i love women and also joan of arc