#so now it’s slutty. sorry

[char-lie-spirals]

Graham Folger has been dead for 18 years as of today. Btw. If you even care.

#tma #mag 003 #graham folger #went to a con today and talked about this to anyone who would listen #the amount of times i said 'graham folger has been dead for 18 slutty slutty years' and 'notGraham can now legally drink!' was. scary tbh #to the mutuals i acquired through the con. im so sorry #text.char

[outcastpack]

#teen wolf #too many characters to tag #mccall pack #planning haloween in july just cause #Alica as Harley and Ivy yep yep #hayden and hikari as kora and kyoshi #thiam being their Cap and Winter soldier dynamic #liam has a crush on winter too #nolan and alec as slutty kens sorry no barbie #Scalirac will be following kiras plans and that is final #Lydia refused stile original idea so now he has to be a clown(also because he lost a bet but we dont talk about thay) #tw characters on twt #teen wolf incorrect quotes

[theosconfessions]

happy ho-lidays my loves to those who celebrate.. and for those who dont..you still get a whole lotta theo as a 'gift' you are welcome

#have a slutty theo as a present #if you wanna see A LOT of theo look in the mirror in his bedroom lmao #didnt notice #love you guys #theo kline #its honestly so bad i can make my own poses now bc this stuff will happen a lot sorry #the sims 4 #ts4 #the sims #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 simblr #the sims community #ts4 story #my sims

[spanishinfluenza]

The knife shakes. The air throbs with the blood.

"God, help me."

A Rope In Hand

#carlisle cullen #carlesme #twilight fanfiction #twilight fanart #my Rope Carlisle #do not look at him too hard you will see his weird gerbil mouth #truly idk how he managed to have such a swollen cheek but im past the point of being willing to fix it #this is my baby mannn #he is a cutie i cant lie #and ofc he must be accompanied by a scene from Rope that you wont get for a good while from now #im sorry i keep doing this #whilst not updating #i am also writing Chapter 12 #writing is just a lot more brain intensive than drawing and my teacher training is wiping it all out of me #there is a non bloodied version of this too #should yall want to see him without crazy lighting or blood #he looked less gerbilly before i added the blood #idk what that says about him or gerbils #ugh #Carlisle is so slutty for looking like this #esme is minding her business and the hotty with the merc and the kids is looking at her LIKE THIS #i would not recover #also dont look too hard at the lighting Story and I had to debate which direction it was coming from lol

[simmyfrobby]

What are your top 3 nhl teams with the best vibes?

ooh ok. yea. fun. love this. im going to declare all my biases upfront: im a pens, bruins & wild fan so obviously my nr 1 is:

minny

they have flower. they have kaprizov. they go on homoerotic little holidays together. they have two deweys and one foligno. their captain is pretty and everyone is short. every game is somehow embarrassing. even if they win. especially if they win. 11/10 cant lose.

nr 2: philly

i dont follow them or root for them but i will have nightmares about the dog mask every day for the rest of my life. also they made drysdale come hang out w them during the all star break and that was cute. also the conga line. hardass coach but we stay silly. 9/10 solid vibes.

nr 3: yotes

jason zucker lives there.

#bruins have the goalies ofc #but the ghost of christmas past still kinda hangs over that team and also they like to play soúper frustrating games #that go on for 4 hours and where I feel like I might die the entire time #captain rat gets + for vibes but then 2023 sadbrad hug kills it. if krejc and bergy were still on this team they'd make the top 3 #pens ofc dont make the list despite sunshine boy poj and the fact that erik brings the silly every day #theyre too much of a Serious Old Man Team #bonus points for the silliest own goal in the history of the franchise. points withdrawn for cookie injury i miss him so bad #anne carson asks why does tragedy exist #answer: because old men #because love. because brittle bones and traumatic head injuries. #last year i probably would've answered Seattle #Detroit at the beginning of this season but they um. made some poor hiring choices. rotten rancid vibes now im very sorry for your loss #Edmonton would've gotten a high score from me at the beginning of the season not because the vibes were good but because they were #without a doubt #the most miserable team in the league and i found that to be soooo interesting and fun #How Will The Oilers Lose Next #but theyre good again now so that's less exciting for me #montreal honourable mention for the short slutty guy #love him

[erggggggggg]

i felt cute so you all have to see it and by i felt cute i mean my tits looked good

#pic of me #it’s me hi #the lighting in this room put me in a slutty mood #i need to go back to this hotel and get fucked within an inch of my life in this lighting #i’m using tumblr like instagram now so sorry about having to see my face so much

[quillkiller]

omg im gonna be alone forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#stupidest post in the world im sorry i just had to get it out of my system agshdhsjsjfjdj #sick and tired of being in my divorced era fr #i used to date sooooooo much before my ex like i was a bit of a slut. and now i have NO energy #cannot find it within myself to ? try to date? are you KIDDING me #but i miss intimacy and sex and being held and kissing #STUPID POST! #i also have TRAUMA!!!!!!! because of my abusive ex #MOST UNCOMORTABLE THING IN THE WORLD KNOWING THAT RELATIONSHIP GENUINELY CHANGED ME AND LIKE. not for the better #it changed me for the WORSE #which is just SO FUCKING UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????? #anyway thats all #im divorced and single and i used to be fun and a little slutty and exciting and now in just. not anymore #now im just. traumatized and older and scared of relationships #scared of like. someone hurting me again HAHA #oh well #scared that im inherently bad and people want to hurt me on purpose #will delete later probably sorry this is stupid and embarrassing

[birdsinmytree]

I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS FUCKING GATEFOLD kissing it sloppy with tongue rn

#&​the slutty little frog hollow shirt picture . my fravrite. woooowwwww #i cant beliege i found it i think its because i wore my bizarre records shirt and the angels of music smiled down upon me . #like i feel so lucky for real . boyblogging on main now btw i know the monktuals need a break. #and sorry to the monktuals i have on main you guys will never escape. I Love You

[reneesbooks]

@lena-rambles u bet ur butt i'm willing to share my unnecessarily elaborate calendar that nearly broke my brain

So Raedora's calendar is based on the cycle of the silver moon, which is one of three moons in their world. In the Raedoran belief system, the three moons are three deity-like beings who make sure the world runs smoothly while the gods deal with the affairs of mortals. The silver moon controls magic, the blue moon controls skill, and the red moon controls compassion. There's a lot of other cultural significance to the moons which is why my brain would not let me continue working on the actual story until i had hammered out the calendar

unnecessary additional worldbuilding fact--in neighboring Fierodia, the moons are believed to be the three eyes of their god instead

there are 336 days in the Raedoran year, 7 months of 48 days each that follow the cycle of the silver moon. the seven months are named after seven of the Raedoran gods. in order, they are Talamh (goddess of the earth), Seisyll (god of the home), Hyklios (god of education), Tidon (god of judgement), Isena (goddess of agriculture), Cadeyrn (god of war), and Ailis (goddess of health). Winters are very short in Raedora and occur during the month of Cadeyrn and the majority of Ailis. Spring occurs from Talamh to Seisyll, summer is from Hyklios to about halfway through Tidon (reaching its peak at the beginning of the month bc the people who made this calendar had a sense of humor) and the rest of Tidon and Isena make up the harvest season/fall. there are more gods in the Raedoran pantheon than just these seven but that's its own separate post

there are 6 days in a Raedoran week, with 2-day weekends and 8-week months. The silver moon is full halfway through the month, so it isn't uncommon for each month to be broken into "waxing" and "waning" periods to make timekeeping easier. The weekends are also based on the phases of the silver moon--they take place after a major phase (full, new, half, etc.) and were traditionally time for witches to rest after performing major spells with the silver moon's power. As magic became less common in Raedoran society over time, this slowly faded into a general cultural attitude towards rest on those two days.

here's where it gets complicated: the three moons are never full on the same night, but once every 110 years or so, they are all new on the same night. it's known as a triple new moon and is considered very bad juju. there's a character in lacuna that we haven't met yet who was born on the triple new moon and as a result was left in the street to die as a baby. lot of superstitions around that night. the math was figuring out how that would happen and how often it would happen. but once i had that date set I could calculate out the phases of the other two moons, which have 31- and 25-day cycles (red and blue respectively) so that I could figure out when they would be full/new/half/etc. (non-sponsored recommending campfire writing for this bc it saves you the math. did not discover this until too late) and then I could easily reference the calendar to make sure that the moon phases and the plot events were lining up since i went and tied my entire magic system to the complicated moon cycles

all of this to say that jack's birthday is actually the most important date on the raedoran calendar bc without it i would have no idea when anything happens. thanks street rat king <3

#i will talk abt jack and arthur later bc they will be in lacuna technically #but how they end up in it is a bit of a spoiler so for now all u need to know is that he is a problematic bisexual like everybody else #but specifically the slutty pathetic pining kind who also steals for a living. arthur is just a ball of anxiety who is good at picking lock #i remember i asked my brother for help with this bc i'm not good at math and he started to explain how a triple new moon is physically #impossible and i had to stop him and be like 'i don't care abt the astrophysics they're magic space rocks. just tell me if math works' #this got a bit long sorry lol #lacuna #worldbuilding #fantasy worldbuilding #fantasy novel #indie author #dark fantasy #original fiction #writeblr community #replies #writeblr #rb original

[mamahoggs]

i didnt even like episode ardyn but here we are. with these fuckers on the mind

#sorry no rbs bc i made a better post with them in it for later hehe #theyre slutty bc theyre lianified okay #anyway i really need to go to bed now thank you for tuning in to your hourly lian cringe posting #love you guys so much #lian blabs

[katasstrophy]

Dream anon again! I was curious if you had any questions you associate with your favorite bllk boys btw?? "Honey" by Johnny Stimson makes me deeply think of Bachira in love while the One Punch Man theme song is what I would play personally for Kunigami's intro to a game as his hero theme lmao. Ty for reading!

hi dream anon !! 🥺 (omg so sorry that i took ages with this i was a little swamped with Life™ but i hope you’re doing swell<3)

i’m gonna assume you meant songs ! :) hhmmmm that’s interesting actually, because when i write i just pull up my go to instrumental playlist ‘cause lyrics.... distract me LOL (i try to blame it on the Bilingual Brain but…. 🥹🥹 yeah no i’m not even convincing me with that one) however !!

there have been a few songs (when i was just casually listening) that very insistently made certain bllk boys wiggle in my mind 🤔 ‘the catcher in the rye’ by elephanz to me is just– sae right after he realized he’s stupidly in love with you, but you’ve slipped out of his grasp a long, long time ago now – and he’s terrified he’ll never win you back. terrified to know the thought alone of you not being a part of his life shatters something permanent inside him. (but eventually, after long, thorough, heartbreaking groveling and trail and error, he’ll win you back. and the sweeping joy of it all is worth it in the end<3) nskzjebdbdjdks forgive me that is so specific HELPP. i actually have an embarrassing amount of songs i associate with sae but we’re not gonna talk about that bc i’m not supposed to be in love with him 😤

i think i mentioned this before on here but ‘clown’ by njomza is just absolute peak making kaiser crawl on his knees for you pathetically LOL as he deserves. also – and this is so funny to me to this day – right after the nagireo break up happened in the manga i was just like imagining reo gaslight gatekeep girlbossing through it and blasting ‘mean!’ by madeline the person on full volume like yeah girl you deserve better than him sksjsbbddnjsnsn pls okay shut up river

#—ping! new message from (anon) #that’s enough exposing myself for today i think LOL #(zari no i am not in love with sae ur eyes are just decieving you) #might queue up those songs u mentioned tho👀 #i hope this is what you mean dream anon waaaahhh again so sorry for the late ass reply. i know these are also kind self insert-ish but i’m #slutty like that unfortunately i just want them for myself LMAO #also…… shakira’s new song is. churning ideas in me y’all 😳😳 divorcing ur big shot soccer player husband bc he doesn’t treat you right only- #-for him to realize it was the worst mistake of his fucking like mmmmmm yes delicious #okay i am actually shutting up now alsjsbbddndk my bad #blue lock x reader #sae >:( #bastard kaiser </3 #loverboy reo <3

[star-mum]

So after sabotaging my last day free from hell college by doom scrolling an afternoon away again I decided I need to see my husband immediately

#so I will TRY #TRY #to draw Zoro #and since I'm starting on a fresh new left page #led inevitably to the question #can I handle a full strawhat pirates spread? #iconic og 5 (im sorry Chopper you are my son byt I don't think I can try animals for now) #like CAN I SURVIVE ???? #I don't think I'm able to do full body yet #but I will try best to switch these profile poses up #I already know what pose i want for the husband #very slutty over the shoulder shot #which I've done exactly ONE time #somewhat successfully for no actual reference #would love inspos if anyone has any ideas #I will be sharing results later <3 #Sanji smoking/lighting a cigarette would be so sexy of me actually #but haha HANDS ???? NOW ??? NOW YOU WANNA TRY HANDS ???? #Luffy should be throwing a peace sign up obviously #which once again... HANDS ???? U BITCH #I will ACTIVELY look for and use reference pics for this #wish me luck lovelies <3 #star does things

[aberrantmind]

WHAT is he doing stabbing himself in that skin tight little outfit with that coy little borderline boobs-and-butt pose just barely ever-so-slightly touching the dagger to his exposed heart i hate him i hate him i hate him

#8lah #sorry i feel enabled to talk about this now its been tormenting me since someone showed me that fucking art #shout out to the artist tho. it does look sick. like the aesthetics of it etc #hes just. so. dissonantly slutty in it #PLEASE SEE MY LAST RB FOR CONTEXT. #i dont want to like say his name bc idont want my agonized post abt this to show up in anyones innocent searches please see my last rb.

[slutty-little-fangirl]

You'd be the prettiest of messes for me angel

Come here right now and let me cling to you 😠

#sorry #it is cuddle time right now and i hurt so lemme hold #beautiful beloved mutual #nsft #slutty Answers

[diari0deglierrori]

I am not immune to this type of hair

#the slutty hair strands…yeaaahh #i know it’s because you were blonde before or had pink hair but pls stop dying it and embrace the salt and pepper #as not shown in this picture his beard is starting to turn grey/white too so he’s officially a dilf now #sorry I cropped your wife out of the picture ofc she’s gorgeous too and I wouldn’t say no to an A3 plan ;)