#so much property damage

[minecraftbookshelf]

Wither Rose Alliance In The AU In Which All the Marriages are Arranged

Fwhip and Mythical Sausage are cousins who grew up together and are functionally siblings

Fwhip and GeminiTay are not biologically related but decided they were twins when they were very small and have been family ever since.

Pearl is related to no one and, in fact, is possibly not human at all. Xornoth and Gem are Suspicious. (Sometimes you spend a lot of time wondering if you’re friends with a human queen or a goddess it just be like that)

Xornoth is technically a member in the way that sometimes that one weird quiet kid gets along with one of the friend group of weird loud kids like a house on fire and so they hang out with them even if they don’t really socialize with them.

Xornoth and Pearl are best friends and Xornoth has no idea how this happened and had very little input on the situation.

Joey has become an adjacent member since he and Xornoth started dating.

The core three of the WRA, the Roseblings squad, are the only ones actively in conflict with the Ocean Alliance, which is the primary reason it has never broken out into all out war despite Sausage’s harassment of the Swamp borders. Because while Pearl enjoys a good fight Xornoth doesn’t particularly want to go to war directly after bringing their country out of isolation. And both Xornoth and Gem suspect that Lizzie Vs Pearl would be some kind of natural disaster and so they are very invested in preventing that fight.

(This is where Scott ends up coming into the equation. RIP)

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AU Masterpost

#empires smp #empires s1 #the wither rose alliance #roseblings #geminitay #pearlescentmoon #xornoth #I hate tagging on my phone #I need my xkit saved tags help #my dyslexia prevention measures #rain rambles #also i kind of want to write pearl v lizzie now #not as in something that will actually happen in the au #but just #the phenomena of two beings of questionable non-deity-ness clashing on the battlefield #and the way the world would be changed by it #so much property damage #marriage of state au #mythicaljsausage #joeygraceffa #fwhip #mos: wra #mos: fwhip #mos: sausage #mos: gem #mos: pearl #mos: xornoth #mos: joey #mos: roseblings

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

Skk at 17 is so funny cause imagine you’re in the port mafia, about to go on a serious and dangerous mission, and your executives are two insane hormonal teenagers. Yeah one of them can make black holes and the other can inflict terrifying psychological damage on people but then Chuuya is giving a big scary speech and his voice cracks and Dazai fucking loses it.

#they fuck around and cause so much property damage #hirotsu and koyou share joint custody cause they can each only take it for so long. #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #skk #soukoku #dazai x chuuya

[hydrachea]

Criminals with a collective bounty of 24 billion credits, everyone!

#hsr silver wolf #hsr kafka #hsr blade #stellaron hunters #hsr #THEY'RE SO SILLY #never let the type of job you do get in the way of your work life balance #even if your work involves repeated theft property damage and a whole lot of killing #in your downtime you can still have fun! #ray's records #i love them so much you guys #they're my idiots #my dearest most beloved silly criminals

[mortiferumsomnum]

She is a Ghost; He Stalked Batman. What More Can I Say?

Masterlist

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Tim Drake lived in the city with his parents before they moved into the manor, and it's how he was able to take pictures of Batman and Robin.

In Dani's travels across the world, the moment she stumbles into Gotham, she becomes friends with Tim Drake, who was sad that it was his last night in the city. His parents have become richer with their new business endeavors, and now they're moving to Bristol, becoming neighbors with Playboy Billionaire Philanthropist Bruce Wayne.

Dani decided to make this kid's last night of picture taking a night to remember, carrying him to so many angles he could take pictures of the Dynamic Duo. Tim also capturing with his camera Dani beating up some bad guys herself.

“Not bad, Ghost Girl,” said Tim, showing Dani some pictures he took of her.

Dani playfully smacked his arm. “Thanks, Stalker Boy.”

Once the night is over, Tim expresses that it's the best night ever, and they say their goodbyes, with Tim saying that Dani is a pretty good hero, too.

It’s years later when they meet again, when Phantom became an active member of the Justice League, and months later decides to introduce his clone to Superman in hopes of getting him to accept Superboy.

Tim didn’t recognize Dani, since she was in her Dani Phantom form. And Dani didn’t recognize Tim, since he was dressed as Robin. 

But, she did recognize Robin being Batman’s partner. And, although she knows that this isn’t the same Robin from when she visited Gotham all those years ago, she’s just gotta ask, “You ever notice some kid following you around and taking pictures of you and the Bat fighting crime at night?”

Dani imagines Robin blinking his eyes behind his domino mask. But then, he gasped, and pointed a finger towards her. And Dani, on instinct pointed back.

“GHOST GIRL!?”

Dani gasped. There’s only one kid who called her that. And it was, “STALKER BOY?!”

So many questions were bombarded towards the two, Batman being exasperated and tired, and Danny being amused and happy that Dani has a friend from her travels.

#Dani travelling should make so many interesting friendships #I just think we should take advantage of that ASLKGDHLSKHDGASG *wheeze* #dc x dp #dp x dc #dani phantom #dani fenton #tim drake #I don't think Dani would stick around much to become an active member of the Titans #But the moments when they reach out for her help #There would be so much chaos #So much explosions #There would be so much property damage Amanda Waller starts threatening the Justice League #And there's nothing the Jsutice League could do when under the scrutiny of this woman because even Batman is afraid of her #Tim isn't so afraid of Waller and becomes protective for Dani the moment he finds out that the GIW is directly under Amanda Waller's command #He devises a step-by-step plan on how to bring the GIW into ruin while also threatening Waller's position in the government #everyone becomes thankful that Tim doesn't have any plans in supervillainy because he'd make a really competent one #Huh... I just realized that we don't use Amanda Waller much either #We should use her too! She's the one in charge of the suicide squad #AND she's the one overlooking over the research on people with powers

[sciderman]

spectacular spider-man #22

#silly goofy guy #peter absentminded property damage parker my beloved #sci talks comics #peter parker #betty brant #i love peter and betty's dynamic so much. it's like peter exists solely to be embarrassing when he's with betty #clumsy goofy little guy #he's always goofin #also he's always looking fresh and fruity in his robes

[bee-arts]

I have been LIVING for your Hetalia shitposts and memes! In these dark and troubled times, they’ve been a god sent! Thank you for your hard work and the laughs! 🇺🇸🇨🇦

Ok, wow. This has been sitting in my inbox for a comically long time.

Apologies.

Thank you! I do it for the people *bows*

....

Just, just take the memes...

As always, they're in chronological order

Are these based on an actual interaction between me and my sibling? Yes, yes they are.

#hetalia #in universe memes #in-universe memes #public au memes #hws america #alfred f jones #hws canada #matthew williams #hws england #arthur kirkland #gobble gobble bitch #love my bro but #we cause so much property damage

[frogonamelon]

Imagine... the most chaotic lineup

Rise! Leo, Donnie, and April

2012! Raph and Mikey

2003! Splinter and Casey

Both Splinter and Mikey were on the fence for me between Rise and 03 and 03 and 12 respectively.

#Oh god that would make Casey a 'responsible' adult oh fuck #There would be so much property damage #03 Splints has a hard job ahead #rise of the tmnt #riseofthetmnt #rottmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 2k3 #tmnt 2k18 #tmnt crossover #tmnt

[scribblesscribblings]

Who ordered the British maid service?

#guilty gear #ggst #bridget #axl low #my art #man I love the maid outfit mods #the only reason I dont have it is cause I’m not a fan of the look of it #I like traditional victorian maids more than cutesy anime maids #but still mad respect for the amount of modeling hat went into em #don’t let these two into your house #they will cause so much property damage

[dominicsorel]

Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth Complete Edition gifs [58/?]  

#gamingedit #digigraphic #digimon #chitose imai #wormmon #ryuji mishima #chiryu #digimon story hacker's memory #*digistory #*mine #flashing cw - #eye strain cw - #babe did SO much property damage while he was in a coma

[lunabelldraws]

soul eater posting in 2023? It's more likely than you'd think

#soul eater #soul eater oc #digital art #character design #digital drawing #original character #my oc #my oc art #digital illustration #artists on tumblr #my ocs #friend oc #combat #anime art #art #luna draws #dear god i never wanna make a background ever again #they are going to commit so much property damage

[theoldandnewfirm]

I wish we could've seen the real conversation/interactions that happened between Isabel and Ebenezer during the Later sequence, because assuming that Isabel did sweep everything off his desk in a fit of anger, Ebenezer seeing that and thinking, "this is a situation I can walk away from with my relationship intact" makes him the dumbest human being on planet earth.

#like did he hit her with 'we'll talk about this after you've calmed down'? #or did he truly just decide what Marley wanted was more important and just rolled out without even acknowledging what she did #I have so many questions #just how much of an asshole were you Ebenezer #...did Marley hear the stuff getting knocked off the desk and decide Ebenezer needed rescue before she actually strangled him to death #or more likely before Ebenezer's private spat damaged business property #SO MANY QUESTIONS #scrooge: a christmas carol #scrooge a christmas carol #ebenezer scrooge #jacob marley #isabel fezziwig

[phierie]

still trying to figure out how to draw them

#ms marvel #marvel #marvel comics #kamala khan #bruno carrelli #marvel fanart #ms marvel fanart #my art #fanart #doodle #i love them....... so much...... in case it wasn't obvious i love them so much #bruno my poor little property damage causing meow meow

[cottoncandylesbo]

YAAAA YAYAYAYA we ARTSTREAM MORE !!!

i want a little beaste. my friend @jame7t will help me do this whether they want to or not. grins

1/16 @ 8pm CENTRAL TIME

#hi breasties. yiu WILL watch my stream or i will scream and run on the walls #i can cause you so much property damage you have no idea just. just be there #stream announcement #cottoncandywlw #jame7t

[bluestarlights]

ok the lore we have so far on the Infinity organisation and Frank is like really cool but like I feel like a lot of people forget about Ted (the security guy) having seen the whole shit happening in that creepy abandoned station

like you can't tell me that after the day he dropped Jake off at his mom that he wasn't like this for a solid week or two

seriously he's such an underrated character in terms of plot and if no one is going to do something with him than by god I might have to

#honestly the amount of things you can do with him is so much #also one of the ideas i have is that the gang starts getting concerned when they haven’t seen him in a while so they go to his office #and just que them seeing him like the pic above and also getting to find out about Frank #i feel like he's also trying to figure out who or what Frank is because as a security guard #he can't just let a seemingly dangerous person who can damage property/hurt people run around the place #plus i have this small headcanon that he secretly cares about the kids and he has a hunch that Frank might go after them #yknow seeing as how angry he got at the graffiti #cherry's rambles #subway surfers

[aliencatwafers]

Sewer AU - Neck Pain

So @parmsnik and I were chatting about the Sewers AU, and they suggested a scenario where Fawful made machines for the babies to account for the massive height difference. I really thought it was a cool idea, so I made a short comic with it.

Fawful is used to tall people, so he gets neck pain from bending his neck up. Enter the babies, they are shorter than him. So Fawful gets even more neck pain from looking down. He makes leg extensions for the babies so they can see eye to eye.

Bonus Comic: @parmsnik also suggested that Fawful got the babies some laser arms. Here are the results.

Chaos results.

Credit for ideas goes to @parmsnik

#@parmsnik #Thank you so much for the ideas #This was so fun to draw! #Fawful should’ve taught Baby Mario laser safety first before handing him a laser arm XD #Baby Luigi is just doing property damage by drawing with a laser #Baby Mario is committing arson #mario and luigi #fawful #partners in time #Sewers AU #Fawful has short people problems #Now he has fixed it

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

til that if you sell items with a smiley face on them or use the word "smiley" anywhere in the product listing including tags, you may get sued by a florida based lawfirm, brickell ip, representing a london based company the smiley company that neither invented smiley faces or the word smiley

these "lawsuits" are just shakedowns. theyre actually frivolous lawsuits, especially because most of the people theyre suing dont live in the country in which theyre being sued, and a significant proportion of them havent made any fucking sales of the product. also, you obviously cannot trademark all smiley faces, only your design of one.

theyll agree to settle with you for anywhere between $500 to $5000, even though the lawsuits are frivolous and they legally cannot sue you if you do not live in the us.

#kai rambles #im just #like #companies do the most insane fucking shit #and a lot of this hasnt really made news #because theyre targeting small sellers mostly in europe #so theyre not going to make news in the us or even in the uk #because theyre not filing the lawsuits in the uk #because they cant #like they just cannot #because in the uk you have to prove damages to file the suit #like you cant sue them and then later prove damages #you have to prove it upfront #which they cant #because pretty much non of these people are infringing on their intellectual property #and again #most of them havent made any profits from it #and if they have its like at most ten quid #you could probably make a racketeering argument against the smiley company and brickle ip honestly