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starrierknight · 6 months

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╰┈➤ 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓 — 𝐐-𝐙

pairing— dom!gn!reader x sub!gojo wc— 750 cws/tags— established relationship, exhibitionism, oral (reader receiving), toys, restraints mentioned, dacryphilia, mentioned alcohol consumption, consenual videos/photos, mentioned masturbation, dick analysis (lmao)

𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 | 𝟐𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 | 𝟑𝐫𝐝 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓

⋆ ˚｡★ 𝐐 is for 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐄 (their opinions on quickies, how often, e.t.c.)

A big fan of quickies!

Satoru's job as a Special Grade Sorcerer entails a lot of stress, so fairly frequently he'll tug you aside to blow off some steam. Even in a public setting, he has no reservations about whining into your ear about how badly he needs you until you take his hand and pull him to somewhere more private.

It isn't even necessarily about receiving, either. Satoru might be with you and just feel the need to touch you and get you all needy, so he's been known to drag you away just to go down on you.

⋆ ˚｡★ 𝐑 is for 𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐊 (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? e.t.c.)

No risk, no reward.

Satoru isn't a huge fan of having a sexual routine. This isn't to say that he doesn't have habits he likes falling back on, but rather, that he doesn't want to miss out on anything that could potentially be enjoyable for you both.

Sex, in his opinion, should be fun! Experimenting with toys and positions is part of that fun, and he'll give a shot at trying almost anything once.

⋆ ˚｡★ 𝐒 is for 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀 (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Satoru is nothing if not athletic. He has stamina for days lol. He can go for a lot of rounds, provided he gets a little room to recover—and he recovers quickly. That being said, if you overstimulate him enough he'll have a harder (haha) time recovering, so that will mean fewer rounds.

Satoru can last a long time, but his restraint is begrudging. He'd rather cum for you as many times as you'll let him, but if you want him to last, he'll last. Not that he won't bitch and moan about it, of course.

⋆ ˚｡★ 𝐓 is for 𝐓𝐎𝐘𝐒 (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He's a pretty big fan of toys, for both himself and you. He sees them as a tool rather than competition, so you can expect for him to use/suggest them during foreplay.

While he does like toys, he would rather have his hands all over you. It's a very cute sight if you ever decide to restrain him (think shibari or handcuffs) and use a toy on yourself. He moans and whines the whole time about how unfair it is that you're just making him watch.

⋆ ˚｡★ 𝐔 is for 𝐔𝐍𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑 (how much they like to tease)

The biggest tease known to mankind.

Satoru has a habit of coming up behind you and wrapping his arms around your waist, slipping a hand under the hem of your shirt or even your waistband. Kissing your neck and whispering his desire into your skin, maybe pressing his hard-on into your ass.

And then walking off.

Literally, just letting you go and walking off as if it didn't happen... except for a very, very smug grin on his lips.

⋆ ˚｡★ 𝐕 is for 𝐕𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐌𝐄 (how loud they are, what sounds they make, e.t.c.)

Satoru is so fucking loud. So loud.

He can't help it, though! You reduce him to a sobbing, moaning, shivering mess—so maybe it's partially your fault. He does the whole spiel: whining, moaning, whimpering, sobbing, groaning... And they are just the most absolutely gorgeous sounds ever.

Satoru is vocal, but usually doesn't do much dirty talk, unless—

Unless he's drunk.

He dislikes drinking, so it rarely happens... But he has the filthiest mouth when he's drunk.

⋆ ˚｡★ 𝐖 is for 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐃 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 (a random headcanon for the character)

Definitely a big fan of taking (consensual) videos/photos of him and you.

Not only are they the perfect material for him to jack off to if you two are apart, but also in the moment, when you force him to look at the camera so you can get a clear shot of him cumming or begging or crying for you...

If you're away, he's not above taking a photo/video of himself and sending it to you. You'd better pray that you don't open the attachment where someone can see your phone screen.

⋆ ˚｡★ 𝐗 is for 𝐗-𝐑𝐀𝐘 (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐇: #FFE8D6 𝐓𝐈𝐏: #E29D84

Gojo Satoru—a.k.a, go big or go home. Dare I say, the prettiest dick out of all the JJK dick-havers.

Fully hard, he's 7.1 inches long (18cm) and 4.5 inches thick (11.3cm).

Curves upwards, and the tip flushes the cutest shade of pink that gradually fades to his regular skin tone. Heavy balls that flush a slightly pinker colour the more stimulated he gets. Really obvious veins along his shaft that are slightly blue-ish in colour, since he's pretty pale.

⋆ ˚｡★ 𝐘 is for 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 (how high is their sex drive?)

On the higher end, for sure.

⋆ ˚｡★ 𝐙 is for 𝐙𝐳𝐳 (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depending on how relentless you've been with him, it can differ. On average, he just wants to fall asleep with you as soon as aftercare is finished. Occasionally, if he is particularly worn out, he might take a power nap right after and then wake up and finish cleaning up with you.

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bloomries · 3 months

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be my valentine!

includes : the demon brothers (lucifer, mammon, leviathan, satan, asmodeus, beelzebub, and belphegor).

summary : it's valentine's day, how will you spend it with your beloved?

warnings : gn! reader, food mention, valentines is my absolute faaaavorite holiday i love love and hearts and pink and chocolate~

꒰ ✿ ꒱ ─── Lucifer

Loves the classics~ gets you a giant bouquet of red roses and has made a special, private reservation just for you two.

Today is really just an excuse to spoil you, Lucifer is secretly happy he gets to do so! Even though he claims Valentine's Day is a little silly, he doesn't miss his chance to celebrate it.

Very romantic and sincere and sweet, ugh, he's perfect~

Taking your hand in his, his thumb gently rubs against your wrist as he smiles at you. "Thank you," He says, a softness in his tone that puts you on edge— it's not often he lets down his walls to be so vulnerable. "For staying with me, and putting up with those idiots... I love you."

"I love you, too." And Lucifer certainly wouldn't mind if you leaned across the table to meet him in a sweet kiss.

꒰ ✿ ꒱ ─── Mammon

Stayed up all night to try and make you chocolates but somehow failed— however its very last minute and he can't run out so this is what you're getting!

He's actually super nervous about it, getting bashful as he hands you the chocolates.

"If ya don't like 'em you can just throw 'em out," Mammon says, clearing his throat as he avoids eye contact. Burnt chocolates mixed up in a bag, the molds not holding together well and crumbling but you didn't have the heart to throw them away, so stealing yourself, you grab a chocolate and eat it.

"It's delicious!" You cheer, and although you're clearly lying through your teeth, Mammon appreciates it nonetheless.

"I- I'll get you some real chocolates next time."

꒰ ✿ ꒱ ─── Leviathan

Sends you a bunch of those valentine meme cards/posts and a lot of 'this is us' with cuddling cats and such.

Braves the outside world in order to take you out on a date— to the arcade of course, where he wins you a bunch of plushies!

Panics when he realizes he hadn't asked you to be his valentine.

"And then I-" Levi cuts himself off mid sentence as he stares at the mirror backing of the claw machine. Today is Valentines Day, and he's just realized he hadn't asked you to be his valentines yet. Pathetically, he turns to you, eyes glistening a little.

"H- Hey, you'll be my valentine's right?"

You have to hold back a laugh, unless you want him to start balling in the middle of the arcade. Accept his request quickly now so that you two can continue your lovely date.

꒰ ✿ ꒱ ─── Satan

Plans a scavenger hunt from the moment you wake up. It leads you to several locations in the house that hold some sort of present before leading to him in the kitchen, where he's made your favorite breakfast.

He's wearing one of those cheesy 'kiss the cook' aprons, and you happily oblige.

"There you are." You coo, entering the kitchen. He curses under his breath, turning around to greet you with a smile— you solved his riddles much faster than he thought, but this fact also makes him proud.

"I made your favorite." He grins, plating your food and then his. You pick at it, sneaking a bite before it can reach the table. He chuckles, sitting down beside you.

"Eat up, because there's another riddle under your food."

꒰ ✿ ꒱ ─── Asmodeus

Romcom marathon! Asmodeus has already set you out a matching loungewear set (it matches his) and a bowl of popcorn and candy and some drinks.

Cuddling all day and flirting in between movies- Is there any better way to spend the day?

Tuffs of champagne hair tickle your neck and Asmo wiggles about to try and get comfy again. Your fingers grazing against his arm softly and sending goosebumps down his spine. He sent a glance up at you, a smirk forming.

"Are you trying to get something more than a movie out of this, hmm?" He asks, leaning up to meet your lips in a kiss. "Not that I'm complaining..."

"Uh-huh," You lean in to kiss him again, only to tease him by placing a candy in your mouth. "Pay attention, you're going to miss your favorite part."

꒰ ✿ ꒱ ─── Beelzebub

Almost forgot it was Valentines, and gets flustered when he remembers. He's not the most romantic, but he wants to do something for you.

Decides to make you breakfast in bed, although by the time it gets to you...

"Well, at least you didn't eat my favorite part?" You try to calm him down, taking the food and taking a few bites. Delicious. He sighs, rubbing his arm as he looks at the ground. "I'm not that hungry right now, you want the rest?"

Dejectedly, he takes it and devours it. Then he perks up as he gets an idea.

"How about we go out? That place you wanted to try opened up downtown just last week."

"Sounds perfect."

꒰ ✿ ꒱ ─── Belphegor

Teases you for celebrating the cheesy holiday.

Might cave in and get you flowers and a simple box of chocolate, don't mention it, okay?

Is he blushing? Yes, yes he is.

"Oh? I thought the holiday was a waste of money and time, a corny holiday invented by capitalist?" Belphegor rolls his eyes at your words. You sure know how to irk him, don't you? But he loves that about you too.

"Yeah, yeah, if you don't want 'em, I'll just give 'em to Beel."

"Nope, they're mine." You coo as you snatch the bouquet and chocolates. "Thank you, Belphie. I got you a little something too." Well he certainly won't deny a gift from you~

꒰ ❀ ꒱ thank you for reading. have a wonderful valentine's day, darling!

#obey me x reader #obey me imagines #obey me headcanons #om x reader #om imagines #om headcanons #lucifer x reader #mammon x reader #leviathan x reader #satan x reader #asmodeus x reader #beelzebub x reader #belphegor x reader

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merakiui · 1 year

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how would the housewardens react to walking in on you pleasuring yourself??

Riddle walks in, hardly spares you a glance for more than a second, before he's swiftly turning on his heel and slamming the door shut behind him. He immediately apologizes for intruding without knocking and his face is the brightest shade of red. He doesn't know what else to say, so he awkwardly leaves it at that. But you're all he can think about for the rest of the day.

Leona leans against the door frame so casually, his features alight with cocky pride. He won't say anything, merely admiring the pretty view, but when you notice him he'll smirk at you and tell you to keep going. Don't let him stop you. Unless you'd prefer if he helps you. :) if that's the case, he might as well show you how it's done. Since you let him use your lap as a pillow before, he supposes he can let you ride him. After all, the real thing is so much better than cheap silicone.

Azul opens the door, sees you, and promptly shuts it. He has to mentally reset himself after seeing a sight he has only witnessed in delusions and dreams. He can't look foolish. He has to be casual about this. He has to look suave. He opens the door again and there's the faintest hint of blush on his face and his voice is higher than it normally is, but he tries so hard to be smooth when he asks if you need a hand. Or two. Or three. He has ten at his disposal. Azul doesn't think you'll agree to this, let alone sign a contract, but he still tries because it can't hurt to do so when he's caught you in a vulnerable state. And depending on your answer, you might just surprise him.

Kalim thinks you look so cute when your face is twisted in pleasure, and he'll verbalize every praise that comes to his mind. You shouldn't be so embarrassed. There's nothing wrong with pleasuring yourself! And he wants to join you! Let him have some fun with you; he promises it'll feel good if it's with him. After all, it's so lonely doing things solo. Kalim is also the type to see what toys you use, if any, and will offer to buy you the best of the best. You shouldn't have to use cheap toys that are prone to breaking. Let him spoil you with the best, most high-quality products. <3 it's what you deserve!

Vil is pleasantly surprised. Of course he knew you were beautiful both inside and outside, but there's a certain level of intimate beauty in viewing you from the doorway while you're so wrapped up in ecstasy, oblivious to his arrival. As tempting as you look, it's unbecoming to leer and Vil is always one for mannerly conduct. He will shut the door and be on his way if you haven't noticed him, but if you do he will apologize for interrupting and offer to leave without another word. But if you ask him to stay, how can he possibly say no?

Idia never leaves his room, so he's probably watching you through the secret cameras scattered throughout Ramshackle Dorm. Or perhaps you're aware of their existence and want to give him a little show. :) in any case, it has Idia choking on his energy drink because this is a first. He's only ever observed you studying in the lounge or sleeping in your bed or playing games with your friends or marathoning movies. So this is a new sight and he definitely isn't complaining. He'll record the entire thing for his own enjoyment and for later reference when he needs new material to masturbate to.

Malleus often visits without warning, so it really shouldn't be so surprising to see him in the window. Although this is the first time he's happened upon you while you were busy with your own private affairs. Malleus doesn't find it embarrassing; rather, he thinks you look so very darling on your bed, practically glowing in the moonlight. There's nothing to fret over; nudity isn't something you should be so flustered by. After all, he thinks you look so perfect with and without clothes on. Malleus is so unintentionally smooth and genuine in his approach. He'll leave if you really wish it, but he has no problem staying to keep you company in more ways than one so long as you're okay with it.

#twisted chit chat #n/sfw #azul with his voice cracking and shaking: c-c-c-c-can we... can i um maybe we could uhh um uuummm sign my contract and have my children!!!!#T_T he is not a rizz master

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starrysky28 · 2 months

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RE2 Leon Kennedy SFW Alphabet (A-M)

A/N: Just something I'm trying once again. Somewhat similar to what I did a few months back with the Genshin character hcs.

Warnings: None really, other than mentions of drinking in E.

Enjoy!

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

I'd say he's affectionate to a moderate degree. Not completely devoid of it, but also not totally clingy. I think he's a bit awkward, y'know? He'd definitely show affection by comforting or helping others when they're upset or stressed (or hurt), It's just in his nature.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

He'd be a pretty chill best friend. Very typical "childhood guy best friend" vibe about him. The friendship might start before Raccoon City, most likely when you two were younger.

Though, if you were there to survive the incident with him, I think there would be a possibility of the relationship becoming something even more than best friends...

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Kinda tying into the affection one, he wouldn't really cuddle much if he didn't know you too well, but if he happened to be more comfortable with you, he'd be more than happy to cuddle with you if you asked him to.

He'd be pretty gentle with cuddling. Maybe in the form of casually slinging an arm around you while you two watch a movie, or laying in your lap while you play with his hair (I think he'd especially like that tbh)

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Before Raccoon City happened, I think he envisioned eventually getting married to someone and having a kid or two. Now, he's not so sure he'd be ready for something like that after all that he went through.

As for cooking, I think coming from an Italian family, he'd be a really good cook. I can imagine a recipe or two may have been passed down to him before the death of his parents.

Cleaning on the other hand....oh boy. Honestly, I don't think he'd be a total slob, but I think he'd procrastinate on tidying up more than a few times...

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

I think he would avoid being the one to do it. The last thing he wants to do is hurt you in some way, so unless he was certain you two were on the same page about it, he wouldn't want to break things off right away.

On a separate note, I don't think he handles being broken up with the greatest either (ie: coping by getting drunk and almost missing your first day of work *ahem, ahem*)

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He's very loyal so I think he'd have no particular problems about commitment if and when the time comes. However, he's only 21 and recently survived a zombie apocalypse, so I don't think getting married is the first thing on his mind at the moment.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He's a pretty gentle guy physically, but since joining the force, had developed thick skin when it comes to more dire or serious situations.

It takes quite a bit to get him emotional, though I feel like even in the years following the incident, he'd cry most often in private to avoid showing vulnerability around others.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He likes hugs but doesn't receive them often. He does, however give others hugs if they need them.

His hugs are very soft. He's got strong arms from training at the police academy, but he knows not to squeeze the life out of you lol.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

He’d say it early on, but not too early. I feel like “I love you” would be something he’d first confess in the heat of the moment, though he’d also accidentally (and awkwardly) make implications that he likes you pre-relationship.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

For jealousy, I think he wouldn’t seem like the type of guy to get jealous, but you’d be wrong on that.

It’s another one of those things that builds up on the inside for him. He’d make subtle but snarky comments and facial expressions related to whatever he’s jealous about. Though, if you confront him about it, he’ll deny it.

“What? Jealous? I’m not jealous, what makes you think that?!”

“Leon, you’ve been pouting this whole time”

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

I think he'd be a gentle kisser. He would also have soft, almost feminine lips, though I think they'd get chapped a bit easily too.

He loves kissing you on your forehead and cheeks the most. I feel like his ex wasn't super affectionate with him, so he feels most special being peppered with kisses on his face and neck.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Despite being an only child and probably growing up mostly around other adults, I think he'd be pretty good with kids for the most part.

He would seem a bit inexperienced, but definitely tried his best to become more experienced during the time he took care of Sherry.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Definitely wakes up early, it's something he does out of pure habit from having to wake up at the crack of dawn at the police academy.

Has trouble sleeping in on days he doesn't have to wake up early, though if he had it his way, he would.

As for spending it with him, I feel like he's the type of guy to force himself to go for runs in the morning. I can imagine that you'd be inclined to join him on occasion.

N-Z will be coming soon!

#resident evil #resident evil 2 #re2 #re2 remake #leon kennedy #re2 leon #fluff #sfw alphabet #resident evil headcanons #never done this before #I hope I did well at least

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haven-of-dusk · 5 months

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Alright, it's come to my attention that there are those who do not understand the raw babygirl energy of Richard Montlaur. So here are some Janchard headcanons to right the wrongs that rive my heart.

- Jan was (privately, he'd never show it) nervous about Richard's body count when they started dating, until he found out that it's all a media exaggeration. Less than 10% of Richard's dates result in sex because he's gentlemanly enough to just go with whatever the person he's spending time with wants to do. Just eat a big meal and chat? He's down. Drink wine and watch Pixar movies? He's your man. Scroll through each others' dating apps? He's an open book. If you want to have the hot steamy sex? He'll give you a transcendent experience. So when Jan's nervous about possibly rushing things, he's pleasantly surprised to find that Richard is immensely patient and respectful.

- I mean the sex is still wonderful once they start, Richard is as much an animal in bed as he is a deadly warrior on the pitch, but again, only when and to what extent his partner wants to.

- Richard insists on big spooning sometimes, which more often than not just looks like they fell asleep while Jan was giving him a piggyback ride, but neither of them mind.

- There's one night a week where Jan gets to cook dinner, mostly because it's cuisines Richard is unfamiliar with (and most of it is Dutch Food). Otherwise, it's Richard's kitchen.

- With the other notable exception that Jan makes excellent pastries. He doesn't even remember where he learned the art, but if Richard ever opened a resturant/bistro, Jan would be in charge of all the baking.

- The wine cellar is split into three sections, usable for any occasion, private collection (the good stuff), private collection that can only be consumed when with Jan and only Jan(the exquisite stuff). Dani once brought up the wrong bottle and almost ended up in the treatment room.

- For mutual annoyance and enjoyment, Richard constantly calls Jan 'Mijn Geliefde' and Jan constantly calls Richard 'Mon Amour'

- At one point old private photos of Richard got leaked, and in response Jan attempted to do a press conference nude. They were barely able to stop him, but the whole team saw everything. Richard initially felt horribly guilty for this, thinking he'd inadvertently pressured Jan somehow, but Jan assured him that it was entirely his own idea and if anything Jan was just mad he didn't get to 'keep Richard to himself' anymore. The one unfortunate consequence was forgetting to tell Will not to touch anything in the boot room prior to them getting a chance to...*ahem*, clean up.

- They have the absolute nerdiest couple costumes (think like dressing up as Alan Turing and the Enigma Machine level dweeby).

- Richard thought Jan's family wouldn't like him, so he brought multiple gifts of food, beverage, and other stuff to compensate. Some of it went to waste because it was forgotten in favor of the Maas family excitedly showing Richard every baby picture and sharing every embarrassing story they could collectively come up with.

- The team got them 'Maas-Montlaur' jerseys as an anniversary present (before they were married ftr) in jest. Chris Powell and Arlo White were very confused when the jerseys began appearing regularly during matches.

- Richard falling asleep while Jan's giving him a piggyback ride is not an uncommon occurrence. And just in general, Richard finds Jan's hair to be a very comfortable pillow (bus rides, hotel rooms, literally anywhere).

- Richard slipping into French whenever he gets emotional, upset, or even just excited became MORE frequent because Jan took over translation duty from Zoreaux and was so good he could even sometimes predict words before they were spoken.

- Jan is unable to sleep on bus or plane rides unless Richard is seated next to him and already asleep.

- One time, an on-site commentator heavily criticized Jan's defending and even attempted to coin the term 'the Flopping Dutchman'. The day ended with a red card for Richard and a pattern since of commentators choosing their words VERY carefully when discussing Richmond's defense.

I have more, but I'll stop here for now.

#janchard #jan maas x richard montlaur #richard montlaur #jan maas #afc richmond #richard 'babygirl' montlaur

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thcfountain · 3 months

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anon asked: Hellooo! So, I saw Matt saying on Twitter that he didn't accept open relationships, in other words, it seems like he's a little jealous, so could you write a situation when Matt have jealous? Pleaseeee! 🥹

tag warnings: voyeurism, p in v sex, unprotected sex, blowjobs, mention of daddykink. Matt x you x Noah.

word count: 1,529.

It was safe to say that your boyfriend was currently residing within his own personal version of paradise.

It was an off day for the band, a day meant for laundry and restocking the snacks that were kept on the bus and more importantly, it was one of the very few days that you had chosen to meet up with them, in order to see Matt. Of course, to no one's surprise, he had found out that the current city the band was stopped in, had a raccoon café. Which meant that everyone had been cajoled into agreeing to go.

Now, Matt sat at a table, his drink completely forgotten about as a fat, fluffy raccoon occupied his lap. You had taken plenty of photos of the two before you'd decided to get up and leave him and his new friend alone in order to take a few candids of the rest of the band.

The café was less than busy, meaning it was only your group, spread out amongst the tables, petting raccoons or drinking coffee and scrolling through their phones. You snapped a few pics for your private story before sitting down next to Noah at an empty table.

“Matt's in heaven,” you joke, throwing a glance over at your boyfriend and Noah smiles before putting down his phone in order to talk to you. “I'll be surprised if he doesn't try to sneak that raccoon out of here.”

Noah lets out a short laugh and leans a little towards you, giving you his full attention. “Almost heaven,” he corrects. “Matt wouldn't be living his dream life unless it had you in it, helping him steal the raccoon.”

A light blush spreads across your cheeks and you laugh a little. “You're probably right. He's probably waiting for me to offer to hide his new little friend in my bag.”

A tattooed hand reaches forward, brushing your hair out of your face gently - something Noah had taken to doing more and more often as of late. If you weren't so in love with Matt, you may have noticed better how Noah's eyes lingered on you, how he always found a reason to touch you. The notion that he could ever possibly like you had never crossed your mind because your mind was too preoccupied with thoughts of your boyfriend.

However, that didn't mean that Matt missed it. He loved his friend dearly, obviously he did, but sharing your attention wasn't something he appreciated. At least not in situations where the person who wanted that attention, clearly wanted you. So it doesn't escape his notice when Noah brushes your hair back or the way he makes you laugh. Matt sits there quietly, petting the raccoon that's now asleep in his lap, watching with narrowed eyes.

Later that night, the band and crew - plus you, all crowd around inside a local laundromat. Your group is noisy - playing music, passing around take out bags of food even though the signs very clearly state no food or drink allowed, and bothering each other for quarters or laundry soap.

Matt transfers his clothing from a washing machine and into a dryer as you stand in the corner with a bag of fries, scrolling through your phone.

“I'll trade you,” comes Noah's voice, pulling your attention away from your texts, causing you to look up at him. He shakes a bag at you with a smile. “your fries for my onion rings.”

“An offer too good to pass up,” you reply, switching bags with him.

He moved to stand beside you then, hip bumping against you teasingly before he drapes an arm around your shoulders. You look up at him, mid shoveling onion rings into your mouth, as he leans down towards you like he's about to divulge some secret.

He doesn't get a chance, however, as a hand wraps around your wrist, tugging you over to the worn out sofa with Matt. He pulls you down into his lap, arms wrapping tightly around your torso as he tosses Noah an unamused look.

“Are your clothes almost done?” You ask, settling in comfortably, barely noticing the tension between him and Noah. You hold up an onion ring in silently offering.

“They need to dry,” he responds before eating the food out of your hand. Your body is pulled a little tighter against his own as he eyes over Noah again.

Noah, unable to resist being a menace, especially if it means getting attention from you, holds a fry out towards your face, smirking when you immediately eat it out of his hand.

“If you're going to be a slut,” whispers Matt, lips against your ear and a growl in his voice, “it should be for me, not for him.” The change in his demeanor sends a shiver down your spine. A little louder, Matt proclaims, “maybe everyone needs a reminder of who you belong to.”

Heads turn in Matt's direction and Noah lifts a brow as you slide off Matt's lap, ready to call his bluff. He's being jealous and unreasonable but you don't think he would go through with anything that's currently going through his head and you aim to prove that by sinking to your knees in front of where he sits.

The sound of washing machines and dryers are the only noise in the now all too silent laundromat as the entire band watches to see what's about to transpire. Jolly stands with his hands on his hips near a dryer, looking ready to intervene and give Matt a stern talking to if necessary.

Your eyes lock with Matt's and you can see that he's practically daring you to do something so your hands reach out, resting on the hemline of his jeans and then slowly, you unbutton and unzip them. Something about the situation has Matt already starting to grow hard and somewhere in the laundromat you hear some swallow too hard when you take Matt's cock out, licking a slow stripe from base to tip.

As you wrap your lips around the head of his dick, his hand comes to rest on the back of your head. “Good girl,” he says softly. “Show Noah just who you belong to.” You bob your head slowly, taking him fully in your mouth and from the corner of your eye, you watch Noah plop himself down on the couch at the far end.

As you busy yourself with blowing Matt and trying to ignore the slick gathering in your panties as you get soaked, Noah pulls his cock free and spits on his hand before giving himself a few strokes.

You and Matt have never been interested in voyeurism before but something about today just felt like things had snapped into place. When Matt starts to get close, he pulls you off his cock. “Ride me,” he says and you're happy to oblige, pulling your panties off but leaving on the skirt as you immediately straddle him. You reach behind you, helping line his cock up before sinking down on him.

As you bounce on his cock, Noah and Matt exchange looks and Matt's puts his hands on your hips. “Wanna blow Noah, baby? Show him how he'll never have someone with a mouth as heavenly as yours?”

As soon as you nod in agreement, Noah stands up and you turn your head so you can suck his cock while you ride Matt. Noah's head falls back, a hand resting on the groove between your shoulders as he fucks your face. Matt slips a hand between your bodies so he can rub your clit, causing you to moan around Noah's cock.

It doesn't take the vocalist long before he's cumming down your throat, all the while praising you for taking him so well. You feel Matt pull you down, hips bucking up into yours as he empties out inside of you immediately afterwards and the feel of him inside you plus the way he keeps rubbing your clit brings you to your own orgasm.

“Holy shit,” comes Ruffilo's voice from elsewhere in the laundromat. “Well now I'm fucking hard.”

Murmurs of agreement bring you back to the present as you giggle with embarrassment and climb off your boyfriend. You quickly pull your panties back on just as Noah stuffs himself back into his pants.

“This is my girl,” says Matt to Noah. “I hope you fucking remember fucking her mouth for the rest of your life and that it haunts you because she's mine and I don't plan on ever sharing again.”

Laundry is loaded back onto the van a little later and you and Matt immediately climb into his bunk for snuggles.

“We're gonna have to wait on the Nick's,” you hear Jolly say to Noah, followed by a quick, “yeah they're fucking in the bathroom after that pornshow Matt and y/n put on with you.”

“You're all mine, baby. I don't wanna share you ever again,” Matt whispers, gaining your attention.

“Yes, daddy,” you say teasingly.

“I hope you know that as soon as tour is over, I'm going to fuck you so hard that you forget Noah exists.”

#matt dierkes #matt dierkes smut #noah sebastian smut

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manicplank · 3 months

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Could you do a headcanon of all of the pizza tower cast sharing the same bathroom.

LMFAO OK

Peppino: Very timid. Gets it done then gets out. Probably leaves the seat up. "Forgets" to wash his hands (unless he's in the restaurant, but in this case, it's the tower).

Gustavo: Very clean and polite. Washes his hands every time. Not much to it.

Mr. Stick: Stall hog. Probably brings a book then gets way too into it, reads the entire thing on the toilet. His legs fall asleep. Usually washes his hands.

Pepperman: Another stall hog. Reads the entire newspaper. Doesn't care. Doesn't wash his hands because "he wears gloves so he doesn't have to." Ick.

The Vigilante: In and out kind of guy unless he ate Noisette's cooking. Then he's fighting for his life. Calzonification can be heard muffled. Washes his hands until they melt. They reform when he puts his gloves on.

The Noise: Has his own private bathroom in the NTV building. He DEMANDED it. Lowkey germaphobe. I have a random headcanon that he's OCD about washing his hands and will wash them a million times a day. Takes his sweet time. Goes in there to hide from work or Noisette. Probably does this:

Noisette: Uses the bathroom in her café often. I mean, she's the only girl, so she has her own bathroom somewhere in the tower. She calls it her "princess potty." The others are kind of jealous. Washes her hands, has pretty smelling soap. Cleanest bathroom in the tower.

Fake Peppino: Doesn't have to. Not allowed in the bathrooms after he was playing in the toilet and flushed himself down, he screamed and cried bc it was so scawwy! (He came out the other side unscathed. Big baby.) Also banned bc he was caught drinking water out of the toilet. Can't digest bones, so he just hacks them up wherever. Throws it up like a cat. Poor Gerome has to clean it.

Pizzaface: Doesn't have to, he's a machine.

Pizzahead: Probably has his own bathroom. It probably has fairy lights, fountains, all sorts of fancy. Takes his time. Reads a paper or a book. Will be in there for hours because he forgets he's in the bathroom. Will go there to cry because he's a DRAMA QUEEN.

Pillar John: Another polite guy. Has to be careful when he sits, because he has shattered a toilet in the past, he's very heavy. In and out. Washes his hands, but it's difficult because he's made of rock.

Gerome: Poor fucking Gerome. Idk I just feel bad for him. Anyways, he has a stall that's EXTRA clean just for himself. Uses Pizzahead's bathroom without him knowing (since he has keys for cleaning). Used Noise's bathroom ONCE, but The Noise found out and got LIVID.

This was a silly one lol

#pizza tower #noise #the noise #headcanon #pizzahead #noisette #peppino #peppino spaghetti #pillar john #gustavo #gerome #pizza tower gerome #pizza tower gustavo #pizzaface #fake peppino #pepperman #the vigilante

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navvyu · 11 months

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An: Thanks for requesting! this definitely took longer than i thought it would, kinda rushed so it might be trash. also i had to rewrite lilia's like 3 times bc im horrible at writing him lmao 〒▽〒

Vice-Housewardens with a yandere! Male! Reader pt 2

*Not beta read

part one here!

Warnings: implied stalking, implied murder/violence, creepy behavior(?), kidnapping (all by reader)

Includes: Trey, ruggie, jade, Jamil, rook, lilia

Trey

Trey definitely felt something to be off, but he really didn't know how to deal with it

though it was good that his dorm members weren't causing such a fuss all the time, it was concerning that the more problematic students seemed to disappear out of thin air

be started to get worried for his doommates so he intended to be around them more but it was just making the situation worse

so he did what he thought was logical, he pushed other people away to see if students would start disappearing, it ultimately lead up to him being captured though

trey attempted to try and manipulate you, failing miserably

overall he doesn't try very hard to escape but he still tries every now and again

Ruggie

ruggie, being who he is was a bit confused upon finding fresh food left at his doorstep...multiple times.... in one day

thought it was incredibly odd, he greatly took the food

and the (seemingly) last dish of the day add an odd taste and it made him light headed

when held in captivity, it depends on how you treat him.

if you treat him well (lots of food, heating & cooling, etc) he would be less inclined to escape

but if you are rougher with him, he'll try to escape almost immediately

either way he wouldn't be afraid to bite or scratch at you

he would never once stop trying to escape, but his attempts got a lot more spaced out

"Won't you let me go? Ive got places to be!"

Jade

jade originally somehow didn't notice anything amiss at first, he was just happy finding that his terrariums were thriving more than usual and floyd was othering him less

but eventually he picked up on some... odd behaviours

so he attempted to launch his own "private" investigation, wich made it increasingly easy to obtain him

depending on if you give jade a water container or not,

A) If you have a water container he would constantly be banging on the glass or trying to break it

B) If you don't have a water container he would try and bite you or hit you, he would also refuse to drink potions that let him keep his human form

though Jade is persistent, he could live alone and not bother you but he will try and be as big an inconvenience as possible

"You are honestly so disgusting, you fiend."

Jamil

jamil immediately noticed changing behaviour of his dormembers, along with somebody watching him almost every hour of the day

jamil was constantly on guard at all hours of the day, but he noticed that the feeling of being watched disappeared when he was near you so he absentmindedly gravitated towards you (it made it alot more easy to corner him)

in captivity Jamil is aggressive both physically and verbally

he is constantly trying to escape no matter how long he's with you (unless if you mentally break him, but thats gonna take a while...)

he may lay off more physically later but he wont stop insulting you as long as he can talk

"Your a person. How could you do this?"

Rook

rook, though an adept hunter, could not for the life of him pinpoint who was constantly watching him

even if he was aware of somebody obsessively stalking him, he didn't know if it was out of hatred or love, so he was often on guard

it was hard trying to get rook into captivity, but eventually you can lure him away from other people and knock him out

while under your 'care', he'd try to convince you he's trust worthy enough for you to let him go

rook often attempts to persuade you to do something so he can get an opening to attack or harm you

eventually he turns to insulting you to see how far your willing to go

rook ends up just shutting up and refusing to talk, eat, drink water, and other necessary things

"I hope you succumb to death, so i wont have to deal with your cruelty."

Lilia

lilia was definitely hurt when diasomnia members started avoiding him out of the blue

but at least some of the kids were more willing to try his food!

was definitely one of the harder people to capture and contain due to his hyperness

lilia doesn't like being confined, so he'd try and escape often

since lilia has probably been in a situation similar to this, it'd be VERY hard to keep him contained but if you somehow were able to; he would constantly be trying to escape wither you were there or not

he truly never gives up on trying to escape, but he mellows out and just watches you everytime your near him

"..."

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yakuzacanons · 10 months

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PLEASE 💥💳💥💥💳 SOME RYUJI DATING HEADCANONS 💳💥💳💥 (+NSFW if u don't mind, cause you already know this man is a BEAST in bed! I'm talking exTREME stamina!) I'm in LOVE with that man!!! 😩

Ahhhh Ryuji's first request, YES I will happily oblige. I love that big silly man, he's so funny to me. Also his outfits are so styling, wtf. Headcanons below the cut, sorry it took a bit to get to this one. Hope you have a great day/night!

Ryuji plans THE best dates. Just when you think you've done it all and gone everywhere with Ryuji, he WILL find someplace new to go and new things to do. He really likes experiencing things with you as to him nothing is more meaningful than time spent with you.

Totally the type of guy to be a very proud boyfriend. If people at the Omi Alliance asks where he's going that evening, he will proudly and probably way too loudly respond with "I am gonna get dinner with my wonderful partner!" with a huge grin on his face.

Speaking of dinner, going on dinner dates is his absolute favorite type of date. He's very attentive to what your favorite snacks, meals, and drinks are and commits it all to memory. Picks the most amazing restaurants for anniversaries and birthdays, always complete with a private table and a bottle of your favorite alcohol.

Says things like "Order whatever ya want, babe" or "I saw ya admiring this outfit the other day so I went ahead and bought it for ya. Hope I got the right size" as gift giving is absolutely his love language. He also likes shopping the most out of the boys and doesn't find it to be tedious at all. He loves seeing your face light up when you find something you like and since money is no object to him, he is more than happy to spoil you rotten.

As much as he loves giving you gifts, he also loves receiving them. There's no one on earth that's as appreciative of gifts as Ryuji. He'll always react to gifts from you by saying "Wow, for me? Really?" before wrapping you into a big bear hug. He's so used to thinking about other people that it really moves him when someone does the same for him.

He's got the softest spot for pets so don't ever ask him if he wants to go to a cat café because he will never say no. Animals also really like him, whenever he goes to a cat café, all the kittens pile into his lap. Dogs at the park happily lick his face when he tries to pet them. Totally the type of boyfriend to beg for the two of you to get a pet one day.

When it comes to physical affection, Ryuji isn't shy. He likes to walk around hand in hand or with his arm draped around your waist or around your shoulders. Pretty affectionate with kissing and does it often. He's lazy at cuddling though, he just sort of drapes his arm over you.

He's got a pretty average sex drive but his stamina is quite above average. Ryuji is a balanced sex partner, equally giving and receiving. Open to trying new things but tends to let you lead the way in that regard. If you express an interest in trying something out, he'll at least give it a shot.

Ryuji is rough during sex, mostly on accident. He just gets caught up in it and would not actually hurt you intentionally, unless you're into that. Has a bad habit of giving you a LOT of hickeys because he just gets overzealous during sex.

Fairly noisy during sex, although it's more of a grunting or rumbling sound than an outright moan. He likes it when you make a lot of noises though and he will totally tease you about it, so if you're into that, he's going to take advantage of that.

Good at aftercare. Will give you massages, get you tea, and check on you. One of his favorite things is taking a nice warm bubble bath with you. He can do this either sexually or romantically depending on you're both feeling. He just thinks it's a cute thing to do.

Be warned, this man snores quite a bit. Also, he has a bad habit of walking around his bedroom totally naked but if you ask, he'll throw a robe on.

#yakuza #yakuza headcanons #yakuza imagines #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku headcanons #ryu ga gotoku imagines #majima megaphone moment #ryuji goda

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Letters from Watson backlog special: Holmes' birthday

So Sherlock Holmes' birthday is often interpreted as January 6th, but why? Well, there have been a BUNCH of different scholars considering every aspect of the Sherlock Holmes stories over the years, and the common motivation among them is being considered a "Holmes Scholar" instead of a mere fan.

The evidence, as it has been presented over the years, has only one source that uh, has any connection to the actual text: The works of William Stuart Baring-Gould, best known for his only partially definitive Sherlock Holmes chronology. (AKA: The dead guy I have ongoing beef with and whose work in dating the Holmes stories I have been reviewing sporadically for the past year.) However, Baring-Gould is not automatically wrong, so let's follow his chain of logic, such as it is.

The final Holmes novel, Valley of Fear (1914-1915) starts on January 7th with Holmes being a bit tetchy

No boring Doylist explanation for Holmes' bad moods need apply.

No Watsonian explanation that Holmes is not always a good-natured roommate or considerate friend need apply either. No, Holmes, known for having no sleep schedule, no tolerance for his own failure, and no moderation in terms of taking mood altering substances more unusual than alcohol, must be hungover

Why would Holmes be hungover? He must have been up late celebrating.

What could he have been celebrating by drinking alone? His birthday! Therefore yesterday (January 6th) is his birthday! Case closed!

This conclusion is, kindly, a stretch, but in this fandom we love having answers almost as much as we love being the one to provide the answer. We must have rituals to keep a fandom alive over a hundred years, and celebrating Holmes' birthday on Jan 6 is as good as any other. I merely want to point out alternatives to the dates and timelines established by Baring-Gould like any good peer reviewer. Alternative speculation under the cut.

So... why, on his birthday, would Holmes have been celebrating by drinking alone, instead of drinking with Watson? Or going to the opera (alone or with Watson?) There is no indication at the beginning of Valley of Fear that it takes place when Holmes and Watson are living separately. They're having breakfast together. Or rather, Watson has long since finished breakfast, and Holmes has yet to start, which lends better support to the hangover theory than his momentary brusqueness, but not by a lot since the man is known to forget to eat. Reading it over without Baring Gould's conclusions in mind, I think very few fans would find this scene out of the ordinary for 221 Baker street, but since I'm willing to play along with Gould: what if the event that Holmes is celebrating privately isn't one that Watson would wholeheartedly accompany him for? What events occur on Jan 6th that Watson, the average victorian man, would not be a part of? Epiphany. No, that's literally the name of the holiday, part of the christmas season. It's cited as the date of the Wise Men's arrival to bring Jesus presents (er. presents but also you know, expensive dire omens regarding his eventual death, if you've never been forced to sing all the verses of "We Three Kings of Orient Are," which becomes grimmer as you go on.) It's the last of the 12 days of christmas and the "Twelfth Night" referenced in that one shakespeare comedy. It's not commonly celebrated in the modern (united states) conception of christianity, whether devoutly practicing or cultural. It was a great reason for the Victorians to party, however. ... which doesn't exclude Watson. Unless we imagine Watson as having been invited to an epiphany party and Holmes, either uninvited or uninterested in a party atmosphere, staying home, which is possible.

But this doesn't result in a revelation about Holmes' identity, so in the spirt of going out on a supported but not definiitive limb, I propose that Holmes is Catholic. (Not, most likely, practicing in any major way at this point in his life. There's belief and practice, and then there's culture, and if your only idea of growing up Catholic is John Mulaney skits about god not hearing you if you don't sing loud enough... well, it's far more complicated than that if you're a Victorian.) - Catholic celebration of the Epiphany has historically taken on a more somber tone than Protestant or Anglican celebration. (See: we've all had fun here during Advent and Christmas but you're obligated to remember that Jesus is gonna die. By mid spring. By the way, Ash Wednesday and Lent are coming up so if you got candy, eat it, you'll be giving it up in a month.) - Holmes' general slight out-of-step-ness with the general Victorian shared expectations and culture could be partially explained by being raised in a different iteration of Christianity. - And his reticence regarding his family history could be explained by growing up experiencing social rejection due to the anti-catholic sentiments that were absolutely all over England in the 1850's to 90's (and well the hell into more modern times too) - Anti-catholocism isn't something he could dodge by simply not actually practicing the religion he was raised in either. - Holmes' references to a french side of the family could indicate that he has, at the very least, catholic close-ish relatives, as that was the most common religion in france. - Enough scholarship has been written on "is Holmes secretly Irish?" given his surname and Doyle's background as an Irishman that I think we should spend at least a minute considering that these points could also be taken to mean that Holmes is Catholic.

People (Anglican descended Puritans, for example) were complaining about the secularized parts of christmas by the 1700's, (Meaning: any celebration that was not prayer inside the church) and the Victorian celebration of Christmas is the direct ancestor of the US and England's current Culturally Christian but not necessarily religious practice related celebrations, so I don't see Holmes having any difficulty fitting in with buying a goose, having a nice dinner, or listening to carols. But there's a chance that if he wanted to celebrate Epiphany with any family traditions, regardless of how far they were removed from actual religious practice, he might not invite Watson.

And if Watson knows, he has, loyally, not written a word.

#when I was a kid epiphany was just when you took the christmas tree down #and / or the decorations #then again despide my great aunt's best efforts I was never the best catholic #Sherlock Holmes #still doing the reread on the Letters from Watson schedule but I'm 9 months behind at this point #and only trying to put out bimonthly analysis #Happy Birthday Holmes

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escapeaddict · 5 months

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Howdy! If you’re still into Eah, I was curious to hear some of your mad hatter and Good king headcanons! (Together or separate doesn’t matter to me!) I read your good king/Mad hatter Writing and I liked it a lot! thank you!

Hello! I am very much still into ever after high, not to worry, I've simply been overtaken by a new hyperfixation(hatchetfield). In my mind this is still meant to be an eah blog for the most part, but I suppose I've been failing to be that lol. For people who like my writing, most of my WIPs are eah, and that's still the main fandom I plan to write for (and I have a lot of WIPs).

okay, onto the headcanons:

Good King:

things I've said before

he would never tell Raven, but he finds dogs a bit too smelly and drool-y (no, I'm not over him getting her a puppy for her sixth birthday [nor am I over what happened to said puppy])

passionate lover of ice cream

when he goes "fishing" he's really just reading books on a boat 90% of the time, but he still does it because Raven worries that he doesn't leave the house enough

was a decent hero-in-training until Legacy Day when his destiny was revealed and then no one expected him to do well anymore so he didn't bother (definitely by choice, not because he was dispirited by the lack of support, what are you taking about, this definitely isn't a sore point, pff-)

secretly a little shit(affectionate) but only in private and with the people he trusts

Mad Hatter:

is very courteous to Earl Grey, referring to him as "sir" (or Oh, Mouse, in true Wonderlandian fashion)

thinks that Raven is adorable, much to her confusion and consternation (he keeps saying it because he finds it amusing how flustered she gets)

understands more than people give him credit for (just because he mainly speaks Riddlish does not mean that he doesn't have working ears) and is actually privy to all the Book End gossip through overhearing customers conversations, though he'd never tell a soul most of what he hears (unless it's his partner)

deeply empathetic to the point of over-sensitivity but is very good at hiding it

his hats actually sell quickly, and are considered a rare commodity due to the quarantine of Wonderland (Briar is a frequent customer), but this is often overshadowed by the success of his tea shoppe

as a couple:

own an insane number of cats, who run amok in both Queen Castle and the Mad Hatter's Wonderland Haberdashery & Tea Shoppe (there's a custom made travel mirror the size of a cat flap connecting the two)

mandate a weekend family teatime where they catch up with their daughters (who occasionally aren't available in person and join via a video call)

the Good King is very good at deciphering the Mad Hatter's Riddlish (which is convenient for gossiping about the residents of Book End)

love spending quiet time together while working on their own separate things

preparing food and drink for each other (and their daughters) is very much their love language

#I was deep in a twitter fight about a problematic puppy (problematic POOCH)#ok i'll shut up about hatchetfield now #ever after high #good king #mad hatter

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shepherds-of-haven · 2 years

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Blade's internal monolog on that 3 year old post is incredible 👏 we love a sweet loving man who shows it in mysterious ways. No wonder I need a MC for both Blade and Shery. But, speaking of grand gestures and filling the courtyard with flowers, which of the ROs would do that?

Hmm, good question!

Blade: as noted before, while romantic, his romantic gestures tend to be very intimate and private. while he'll appear as a couple with MC in public, hold her hand, or demonstrate gestures of affection with them like pinching her cheek or showing clear signs (in his mind) that they are together, he's not one to be really ostentatious, so he's not going to be hiring a quartet to sing to MC or fill the courtyard with flowers (unless it's a small private courtyard that only the two of them have access to, lol)! he's more the type to plan a romantic trip or getaway for just the two of them, finding the perfect cozy cabin or gorgeous secret lake while on his travels and filing that away as 'I'm going to bring MC here one day.' That's typically his version of romance!

Trouble: his romantic gestures tend to be everyday intimacies and acts of service, like bringing them home flowers every day or getting up early to make them coffee even if he doesn't drink it himself--but he can go all-out for MC on special occasions with no problem! If he thought that MC would like something like that, he'd totally fill an entire courtyard with flowers and make a big show of their love in front of everyone! It's not his natural instinct, but he's excited to do it if that's something he thinks MC would enjoy. Otherwise, his "normal" speed for grand gestures is planning a big surprise party for them with all of their friends and loved ones--that's about as public as he "naturally" goes--or getting everyone in on coordinating a surprise public proposal, something like that!

Tallys: she's pretty private, so her romantic gestures would be pretty private as well. She has no issue with filling the courtyard with flowers if that's what MC wants, as part of like... a scavenger hunt or something on the way to some other location where she's waiting in private, but she'd be pretty uncomfortable with standing there reading MC a love poem in front of everyone if that's part of the grand finale! She's pretty comfortable with casual public displays of affection (like kissing or cuddling in front of friends, but not to the point where it would make anyone feel weird), but she isn't naturally inclined to what she thinks of as "cheesy" or theatrical grand gestures, if that makes any sense! Her romantic gestures tend to be very loving, intimate, and personal, like rubbing MC's back/giving them a massage after a long day or having them come home to a house full of candlelight and rose petals leading to the bathtub, something like that!

Shery: she's shy, but once confidently in a relationship with MC, she'd be happy to orchestrate a big public gesture of romance for MC so long as it didn't require her to perform in front of anyone! So she'd fill the courtyard with flowers to welcome MC home, or plan a big party for MC's birthday, or fill her office with gifts and treats as a surprise, but she won't be going up during karaoke night to belt out a love song for her or anything like that! She's very happy to show and declare her love for MC publicly in other ways, though! She doesn't typically initiate PDA beyond hand-holding, but if MC kisses her in public first, she'll act a bit shy but is actually very pleased! Her romantic gestures tend to be a lot of gift-giving, so she'll present MC with a handmade scarf or leave a plate of cookies with a little love note on their desk for her as ways of showing her affection quite often!

Riel: he's extremely private with his romantic gestures, so while one-on-one he's extremely loving, protective, and generous, he's more the type to casually rent out an entire restaurant so he can and MC can have a private dinner than be the type to make a really big display in front of other people??? if that makes any sense??? so he wouldn't fill an entire courtyard full of flowers (because he feels it's passé), but he might do something grand and over-the-top like buying MC a house or commissioning him a custom-built chair because he notices his back is hurting when he works at his workbench, something like that!

Chase: yes. he's shameless so he would do any of those grand gestures. it really depends on his mood, he's completely brazen and unashamed about his relationship to MC so he could do something over-the-top corny like filling the courtyard with flowers or embarrassing them by strumming on a guitar and loudly serenading them with wonderwall, or he could be very intimate and personal like waking them up with a kiss and an expensive necklace around their neck, preparing a hot bubblebath for them, or taking them out on a special date he has planned! he basically has no limits lol and just freewheels his gestures depending on his mood! his most frequent one is dropping something shiny and precious in their lap and crawling out the window though

Red: he could fill a courtyard full of flowers (or something similar), but it's not his natural inclination (he feels it's very... promposal-y); his usual romantic gestures are taking MC on special dates, like preparing a picnic basket or renting a carriage and secretly getting MC off of work for a day or something like that; or cooking them a nice dinner as a surprise or leaving them a love note tucked in their bag or something like that!

Ayla: that's a fat nah for her fam, she finds really overt overtures like that a little cringe... she think it's more about what everyone else thinks than about her RO! She's the type of person to do smaller romantic gestures but no less thoughtful, like bringing home souvenirs from her trips for her loved one, cooking them their favorite meal or giving them the last bite of something shared, carrying a locket with their picture or a lock of their hair on her person at all times, that sort of thing!

Briony: she'd totally be the type to go over-the-top with a courtyard full of flowers and is happy to sing her love for MC from the rooftops, loving to plan the big surprise parties and the grand romantic gestures and the scavenger hunts that lead to them sitting on a boat while everyone releases paper lanterns into the sky because MC DESERVES it... but she won't do it if they don't like that type of thing! She's just happy to make them happy and is capable of going smaller and cozier as well (like their favorite meal and bottle of wine and a blanket to share at home, etc.)--she's very in-tune with MC's desires that way!

Lavinet: yes. her mentality is 'go big or go home.' the grandest of all grand gestures. flowers in the courtyard is a day off for her. if the date doesn't end with a PERSONAL fireworks display that she arranged or if MC doesn't wake up to a surprise orchestra serenading him awake from the downstairs courtyard at least once in his life, she's failed her duties. MC had better prepare for things like this because if she isn't allowed to be as extra and public and over-the-top as possible, she's going to be quite miffed 😅

#I realize that this is all just different ways of talking about everyone's love languages lol sorry #Shepherds of Haven #romance #romance options #gestures #PDA

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melodygatesauthor · 1 year

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Oh what about your best friend coming out x the moon system! It can be like a head cannon or drabble? They can announce they’re ace, trans etc.

Hello Nonnie! Thanks for the ask <3

I'm going to assume you mean that you are best friends with the moon boys and coming out to them (unless I'm reading your ask wrong? I hope not, please feel free to submit another anon ask if so). I will also add that I'm still reading about/learning about Jake so anyone who wants to chime in on Jake (if I was inaccurate) then please do so! Here are my thoughts and these apply no matter how you're coming out!

You're sitting there across the table out for dinner, and you tell them that you're LGBTQ+...

Steven

will stutter a bit, surprised but ultimately he's through the roof ecstatic that you chose to tell him.

He'll hit you with, "that's wonderful!" He'd press his hand to his chest. "What a relief I though you were going to tell me something terrible had happened when you invited me out for dinner." He will have a smile from ear to ear.

Steven will be the one to inundate you with questions, respectfully of course. Being the curious type, he will want to know everything about it if there are parts of it he doesn't understand. He'll make it clear that, "i-if you're not comfortable talkin about it then 's alright, I just want to make sure I understand properly is all."

When he's in private he will also do some personal research, wanting to make sure he doesn't say the wrong thing or do something to hurt your feelings, even on accident. He's also going to obsessively mull over every conversation he's had with you up to your coming out, wondering if he accidentally said something that may have hurt your feelings.

He's going to be the friend who helps your brainstorm ways to tell other people in your life when the time comes. He's also the one who will be thrilled to join you at pride events.

Marc

is not as curious as Steven to know the ins and outs of what you just told him, he knows you'll tell him what you're comfortable with saying without his prying, but he's equally as supportive in his own ways. When and if you are comfortable with sharing details, he will be there to listen intently.

He will understand if you told Steven first, but he will secretly be jealous if he finds out you told Jake before you told him.

If you ever come to him and tell him that someone hurt you or made a bigoted comment toward you, that person will severely regret it. In fact, they would be far too afraid to utter a slur toward any marginalized group again, so long as Marc had anything to say about it.

It will bring him comfort, as someone who struggles with being himself, since he often doesn't like himself much, to know that you can now be yourself. He will tell you he is proud of you for having the strength to share something so personal with him, and he will wonder to himself what he did to deserve your trust in him.

He will say, "I love you, you know that?" Before hugging you at the restaurant after you tell him. "I'm going to be right here for you, every step of the way, whatever you need."

Jake

will not be surprised whatsoever. He's very intuitive and saw it coming from a mile away, but will pretend to be surprised for your sake.

He's the one insistent on taking you to doctor appointments if that is part of your journey.

Jake will want to celebrate your newfound freedom somehow, whether that be a stiff drink or a walk in the park, whatever you want to do he will be so down.

He will also tell you he is proud of you, "it's not easy, coming out like that, you might even be tougher than me." He will say with a sly smirk. He will be filled with a deeper respect for you after this conversation.

If he catches wind of someone hurting you, much like Marc he will take action, but unlike Marc, no one would see or hear from that person again.

He won't want to ask you questions about it, not because he's afraid, but he knows you well enough now to know that you'll tell him what you're comfortable with. If and when you're ready to talk about it more, he will lend an eager ear.

Thanks again for the ask!

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waterfall-ambience · 7 months

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assorted strawberry shortcake headcanons where i imagine them as chronically online, gen z ish young adults, but the information i'm drawing on is from the wiki, my mother's interpretations of the characters, and my vague recollection of the cartoons and playing with my mother's dolls

strawberry shortcake runs a baking-focused social media account and is the proud owner of several dozen pinterest boards with an ungodly amount of pins. she crochets her own clothes and liked the lirika matoshi strawberry dress before it was cool (she cannot afford it and would not have a good opportunity to wear it, but she dreams nevertheless). she plays minecraft with all the mizuno 16 packs. actually goes outside.

blueberry muffin is a book smart 'honors student' type, and is well-versed in classic literature. she also stays up way too late on ao3. she got onto the internet when she was way too young and was the type to very innocently warn her friends not to search up whatever horrors she saw (only for them to search up the horrors). she's spent way too much money on gacha games, but she tends to her garden to 'touch grass' and balance that out. she also thinks about stealing her neighbour's fruit, but don't tell anyone about that.

orange blossom got into art because she was super obsessed with minecraft animations as a kid and learned how to draw in the hopes of becoming an animator one day. she holds very strong opinions about bevelled minecraft character rigs, and is mildly tired of people irl constantly referring to her art as 'anime'. she travelled around europe in her early childhood but remembers absolutely nothing of it (this makes her so sad. she wants to go back one day to appreciate the art museums and architecture). she taught strawberry how to crochet and is a huge fan of sustainable fashion. she dabbles in pottery.

angel cake comes across as a rather straight-laced and sensible young lady- she sleeps at a reasonable time, does yoga, balances her duties and social life, stays hydrated, and performs well academically (she likes math). however she is hopelessly addicted to online drama. she doesn't necessarily participate unless she's feeling particularly spicy, and while her heart is in the right place, she is often overcome with the very human desire to Dunk. she follows the conversation intensely and knows all the who-did-whats and who-you-should-avoids.

plum puddin is genderfluid (she/they/he) and a biochem/genetics/microbio stem girlie. she's mildly snarky and 100% down to play the part of the mad scientist with wildly flexible morals. she likes to dance and watch video essays about queer sociology and feminist theory. they're online friends with tn honey but when they talk about her irl they refer to her as their 'overseas colleague'. they taught blueberry how pirate stuff off the internet when they were younger and she used that power to make anime amvs. he could probably stand to pop a multivitamin.

lemon meringue is a mildly successful fashion blogger who uses her platform for political activism- queer rights, climate justice, decolonisation, etc. most of her clothes are thrifted or handmade and she is disgusted at quite a few of her private school peers who buy things from shein. she's dating her childhood friend raspberry torte and has the privilege of being passenger princess when she misses her train.

rapid fire headcanons go: lime chiffon is plays a lot of video games and is addicted to monster energy drinks. she's an absolute beast at rhythm games like taiko no tatsujin, project sekai, and ddr, as well as claw machines. between lemon and raspberry, lemon is more outwardly sweet and raspberry is a can come across as a little unfriendly at times, but lemon is the one who holds grudges while raspberry is more forgiving. huckleberry pie is trans and did taekwondo alongside raspberry and strawberry for a couple years. apple dumplin is in elementary school and is a big fan of a series of unfortunate events (blueberry is so proud), but has only read the ones the library had available. purple pieman and sour grapes bully eight year olds in minecraft in their spare time.

#strawberry shortcake #well this is quite different from my usual stuff haha #the specific bits that came from my mom (either from headcanon or lore): blueberry being into gardening and orange travelling to europe #also blueberry is asian because she said so (we're asian)

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altraviolet · 1 year

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Writing Advice & Resources

[This post was originally posted to my pillowfort April 29, 2022. It is being cross-posted here for ease of access for tumblr users. It is very long.]

I've had folks approach me privately asking for advice on writing. I asked twitter if people would like to see a post about it and they said yes. So! I present to you my advice and some resources =)

A couple of caveats:

1) I'm not a professional writer. I've written for a long time, but I write for fun. My advice is neither exhaustive nor perfect for every situation.

2) You can break the rules if you understand what the rules are and how to break them in a way that serves your story rather than detracts from it.

3) I'm honestly not sure whether to write this out as advice for people who want to write fiction, or fanfiction, because I think advice for one does not necessarily apply to both. For that reason, I'll make a separate fanfiction advice section.

3b) Implied in the fanfiction-specific advice section is “I know you're writing for fun.” No, you don't need to do any of these things. Yes, I do still advise them. If you don't like the advice or don't think it applies to you, that's okay. Learn what you can from it, add it to your toolbox, and keep writing.

MY ADVICE:

General advice for beginners:

-read a lot, with your eyes or your ears. Absorbing properly edited written work will familiarize you with grammar and punctuation, flow, dialog, pacing, characterization, etc.

-as you're reading, jot down phrases or words you like. Why do you like them? Is there something about their construction you can identify and use in your own writing?

-if you read something and you don't like it, why? Once you identify why, you can be sure not to do it in your own writing.

-write. A lot. The first bunch of stuff you write will probably not be good. That's okay. Keep going.

Common writing issues for beginners:

-tense switching. “I sit down to write my story. I thought about what to do. I ran to the store to get a drink. I'm drinking it.” Besides the fact that that is an atrocious story, lol, the verb tenses keep changing. If you're writing in present tense, make sure all the verbs are in present tense. If you're writing in past tense, make sure all the verbs are in past tense.

-mixing up homophones. Their/there/they're, pouring/poring, reign/rein, etc. English is a silly language.

-“definitely” and “defiantly” are different words. The second one is definitely not the first one. Once you see this, you will never unsee it.

-“a lot” is two words

-use strong verbs instead of weak verbs + adverbs. If someone argues with you that it's a stylistic choice, ask them if they'd rather “walk quickly” or “run” from a tsunami. English is a silly language, but it has a lot of verbs. Use the strong ones. Your prose deserves them.

-look up filter words. Eliminate as many of them as possible.

-avoid run on sentences. If a sentence is really long or awkward or just doesn't feel right, rework it. Having a hard time telling if a sentence is awkward? Read it out loud.

-point of view switches/“head swapping”/”head hopping.” Generally, you should stick to one character's point of view per writing chunk (chapter, book, whatever). Jumping around from character to character is disorienting for the reader. If the scene is being written from Rodimus's point of view, he should not know what another character is thinking. He can intuit it from their stance, their expression, their words. But unless he has a direct line into their brain, he does not know their thoughts.

General advice for intermediate:

-I like to visualize the scene in my mind to help keep track of everything that's going on. I let it play out like a movie, then try to transcribe it. However, movies are restricted to images and sound. We are not! Make your scenes come alive by including sensory information. We often get visual details, and sometimes audial details, in a scene. But touch? Smell? Taste? If any of these are applicable, they will help ground your reader into the scene.

-if you put a tiny but very specific detail amongst general statements, it will stick out.

-know where your characters are in relation to other characters/objects in the scene. If your character is in front of a window in one paragraph, then teleports to the door on the other side of the room in the next (and doesn't have teleportation powers), that will be disorienting. Note- you don't have to write every mundane detail of movement, but make sure that as characters move and interact, their movements and interactions make sense. This is especially important for action scenes/fight scenes.

-body language and reactions can be powerful ways to have a character state something without saying it.

-I don't know what the word for this is, but I try to make sure that actions flow across paragraphs and sentences. I write out a paragraph which contains all the action/information I want it to contain. Then I reread all the sentences to make sure they're in the order that makes the most sense. Don't be afraid to switch sentences around

-Also regarding flow: if you think of a movie or comic page, there is often an establishing shot of the setting. Then you zoom in on characters and the specific part of the setting the scene takes place in. I do the same thing in writing. Either start zoomed in and pull out, or start zoomed out and go in.

-if you need to set a scene or describe a building or something quickly, take a listen to how Matt Mercer of Critical Role sets his scenes. You don't need to go on and on about the glistening columns of blah blah blah. “A short, squat building with columns,” is enough if what the building looks like is not very important but you still need to establish that it exists.

-if you find you're writing characters meeting up in the same places over and over, try putting the scene in a new location.

-bedrooms/personal spaces are really easy and fun ways to show what a character values and who they are. Imagine a bedroom crammed full of musical instruments and succulents with poster-covered walls. Imagine a bedroom with alphabetized bookshelves and curios kept under polished glass. Which bedroom's occupant do you think makes their bed every morning? Why? What gave you that clue? Whatever that thought process you just used was, use it all the time.

-use present tense to give your writing a more immediate, fast, or dire feel. I like to use present tense for horror or action.

Fanfiction-specific advice:

-the easier your story is to read, the more likely you are to attract an audience and get those sweet, validating comments. Check for grammar/spelling mistakes. Every time a new character speaks, make a new paragraph. Do not put dialog from more than one character in the same paragraph. Make sure everything is spaced correctly. Walls of text will turn away readers really fast. Use the Preview function before posting so you can check your formatting.

-if there's something about canon or fanon you don't understand, ask about it! I've asked people to explain why they like a certain pairing, or what they think Character X's character arc is. If there's a character I'm not familiar with, but that a friend of mine loves, I'll ask them, “Tell me about your fav!” and take notes. Always be respectful when asking! Especially about ships.

-write what you love and/or what you want to see. Fanfiction is limitless. You don't need to appeal to the market, or find an agent or a publisher. You don't need to get anyone's permission to write what you want to write. The only onus on you is tagging the fic correctly.

-tag your fic correctly. Save yourself and the community from having to deal with the issues that arise when things are not tagged correctly.

-if you're not sure how a character will react, or even how to quantify their characterization, go back and reread/rewatch the source material. Don't be afraid to reference! (advice for artists and writers)

Personal rules I write by:

These rules are absolutely style-related. These are NOT hard and fast rules.

-if the characters are not speaking English in-universe, but the story is written in English, it is understood that that's because English is the language the author knows. Therefore, culturally English-specific puns, idioms, etc are avoided because the characters would not know them. Rodimus will never say he's “mad as a wet hen” in my fics because he does not know what a hen is, let alone a wet one.

-I personally dislike overly flowery/purple prose. I try to find a balance between functional description and abstract wordage. Clarity is the most important thing.

-for TF fic, I prefer using hand, eye, hour instead of servo, optic, breem (or whatever the hell the temporal unit is xD). Again, this is a stylistic choice. Some people find the “human” terms pull them out of the fic. I find the breem terms pull me out of the fic. Do what keeps you in the fic!

RESOURCES

YOUTUBE CHANNELS

A list of youtube channels I like to listen to for writing-related topics. I usually listen at work, when I'm doing things that keep hands and eyes busy, but ears free. At home I'll take notes, either on paper or in a word processor, and then put them in a binder I'm slowly filling. Taking notes helps me to both focus on what's happening and to remember it. I can pause the video as needed, take screenshots of stuff. I always enjoyed lectures in school (if I enjoyed the topic xD) so this is the funnest way for me to learn. This list is absolutely not exhaustive. There are MANY channels out there.

Give the following youtubers' channels a glance and see if their videos interest you. Listen casually or take notes. Either way you'll probably absorb something. I'll put a video or two under each one. In alphabetical order:

Abbie Emmons

Gives advice on writing. Uses very structured techniques to build stories. If you like having character worksheets and in depth explanations of story construction, you'll like these videos. Kind of a relaxed but informative vibe.

“How to Find Your Character's Misbelief (or Fatal Flaw)” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij39HSbLCXo

Alexa Donne

Gives advice on writing and traditional publishing (note though that since Covid, the landscape has changed quite a bit). Very accessible and friendly and strives to be upbeat and encouraging. Came from fanfic and doesn't disparage it. Encourages people who want to write professionally to learn and grow from fanfic.

“Worst Amateur Writing Mistakes” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOQqxHKO-0w

“Bad Fanfic Writing Habits You Need To Break” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmbUAKi-ovY

Diane Callahan

Gives advice on writing. More focused than conversational, pulling from experience in pro writer world. Really interesting and thoughtful examples and topic choices.

“Writing Subtext in Dialogue” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMMpmlraoDo

“Writing Fiction with Emotional Honesty” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psL8BEqEm-M

Hello Future Me

Gives advice on writing and critiques/dissects pop media, mostly fantasy-based. Approaches difficult topics with empathy and respect. Check out “On Writing” and “On Worldbuilding” videos for topics specific to writing.

On Writing: Redemption Arcs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB_3LF7uoNc

On Writing: Killing Characters! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=treB4kuyMHk

SINGLE VIDEOS/OTHER TIDBITS

Margaret Atwood's Top 5 Writing Tips

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Here's the list, but watch the video for elaboration:

1 get a notebook

2 read a lot and read critically

3 pay attention to your posture

4 if writer's blocked: go for a walk or go to sleep

5 don't be afraid to throw things out

Ia-Con Online: Exploring Writing, Race & More in Transformers with Brandon Easton

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Ia-Con's interview with writer Brandon Easton.

Brandon's advice:

1 read Stephen King's “On Writing”

2 finish what you start

Watch interviews of authors you like... or don't like but don't mind? Or maybe are not familiar with at all, you just know their name?

I once spent a month listening to every Stephen King interview I could find on youtube. Why? I don't know. I'm not a particular fan of his. I've only read a few of his books and overall they weren't my thing. But! He's well-known, well-loved, and an entertaining speaker. I didn't know much about him, so it was very interesting to listen to interviews from different decades. Overall, I guess I'd advise you listen to interviews of authors you like, lol. There's usually a “What advice would you give your fans/aspiring writers?” question at the end of the interview. See what your favs say. Jot down some notes and quotes to look at later.

I wrote out this quote from George RR Martin, whose books I've never read and whose show I never watched, because I liked it. I never would've heard it if I hadn't been listening to Stephen King interviews.

From: “George RR Martin with Stephen King at the Kiva Auditorium, Albuquerque, NM June 2016”

“Good and evil is a great subject for fiction but in my view the battle between good and evil is waged in the individual human heart. And it's our decisions. We're all partly good and partly evil. And we make decisions every day and we may do a good thing on Wednesday and an evil thing on Thursday or a selfish thing. It's all very complicated.”

This quote does not seem to be about writing- it's not explaining functions like character arcs or foreshadowing. It's about the fundamental nature of humanity, however, which is a handy thing to understand and apply to your characters.

Follow writers you like on social media.

Avoid developing weird parasocial relationships. Absorb the advice/anecdotes they give out for free. If they have a patreon and you like them a lot, consider joining. There's probably helpful writing advice/bonus material there.

The library is your friend.

Free books! Free knowledge! You can get books on writing and language, or books in your target genre.

Beta readers/critique/asking for advice.

If you want someone to look critically at your work (especially if it's fanfiction), ask yourself, what is it you really want? Do you want someone to check for grammar? Characterization? Or are you feeling uncertain and only want positive feedback? Explaining exactly what you'd like feedback on will help the reader focus their efforts.

I don't know how to advise finding beta readers. Just make sure the people you approach have the time and energy to read your work. If they decline to assist, respect that and move on.

ETA: Guide to Beta Reading for Authors and Betas (reddit post)

Fanfiction subreddit

Recently found this. I side eye a couple of the rules but overall it's a fun place. Vent, find resources, celebrate your milestones.

There's a ton of other places, too.

Podcasts, textbooks, fellow fans. The interweb gives us access to unlimited resources. Take advantage of our modern marvel.

Okay to be honest there was more I wanted to do but I'm tired and I saw this quote on r/fanfiction: (post has been deleted possibly? but I had screencapped it)

“Read it with a gentle eye.”

And you know what? That's true. Or can be true. My advice is aimed towards people looking to write their love but also improve on it, I guess, xD And don't worry, I very much count myself in that group.

If you have any specific questions or would like to see anything in particular explained further, please let me know. Hope this helped =)

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