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[hoodies-n-cola]

Hope you're doing okay! I miss your posts 😢

🥺😭 this really does mean a lot to hear, thank you so much anon ♡♡

Things have been a bit touch and go, I'm trying to be here for my friends who need me while also dealing with my own stuff n it's got me wrapped up in a heavy brain fog where I just can't seem to think of stuff to draw

Even then most of my drawing energy has been put into rebooting my ask blog @ask-edd and doing drawings for it when necessary

I do genuinely wanna post here more and keep up my drawing energy and such, maybe yall can send requests in if you've got any

Idk if I wanna do a fun little song based one or maybe I can reblog an expression challenge or something or just give yall free reign idk

Maybe one day I can just do a request stream in my EW server (which is linked on the ask-edd blog if you wanna join)

#slightly venty/negative tags but like #i forget sometimes that im a whole person that people remember and know things about #so hearing that someone actually misses me and wants me back just gets me all teary eyed and means the world to me ♡ #i would genuinely love for this to be a daily post blog #even if it's just talking to yall or posting sketches #i just cant seem to form ideas without some kind of prompt or even be able to focus in general #im constantly getting distracted and side tracked and it sucks #i just wanna draw all day like i used to 😭😭😭 #but yeah ramble over thank you again for the ask ;-; #ask

[teaberrii]

The Birthday Photo

Accidents happen. In Heizou's case, he's glad it happened.

Heizou/You

Inspired by Heizou's official birthday photo.

Tags: Slightly suggestive themes, funny, birthday fluff

Cross posted on Ao3

You're standing outside Heizou's apartment when you receive a strange photo. The man is yawning, or at least he looks like he's yawning with a light blush across his face. You want to assume his hand is on his lower stomach, but you can't tell as it gets cut off. While you don't want to make any weird assumptions, the angle plus his expression makes the entire photo questionable.

But the real question is why he sent it to you.

Suddenly, you hear a short scream behind the door. Then, “Unsend it! How do you unsend it?”

"What? What happened?" You're almost sure that's Aether.

“...How do you accidentally send a photo when I asked you to delete it?” You instantly recognize Venti’s voice.

“I don’t know! You were the one who took it in the first place!”

“Yeah, and you wanted to delete it yourself because you didn’t trust me with it. So… jokes on you.”

“Well, did she read it?” Oh, Xiao’s here too.

"...Yep, it turns out she did." Leave it to Kazuha to deliver the traumatic news.

You hear footsteps. “...I can explain to her. It’s—I’ll—”

“How are you going to explain something like that? You look like you’re—”

“Gah! Shut up!”

“Oh, stop being a drama queen. Here, I’ll fix it,” Venti says. You see the indication that someone is typing on your phone. “How’s this?”

You hear some laughter and some disgusted groans. “No… that’s… no,” Kazuha says. “‘Waiting for you’? Please, no. She won’t come within fifty feet of you.”

“It’s better than nothing,” Aether says. Is he forcing back a smile? “I mean… when are you going to make a move?”

You hear a loud thud. “Do you think I can make a move now?” Heizou asks, clearly annoyed. “After this, I’m clearly in the negative.”

“I wouldn’t say that,” Xiao says. “...I mean… maybe she digs stuff like this.”

You choke back a laugh but quickly go quiet when you hear silence behind the door. Then, you gather your emotions and knock on Heizou's door. You hear footsteps, and then the door opens. As soon as Heizou sees you, he instantly turns red, as if he isn't enough already. You see wine bottles and two large pizza boxes on the table. Multiple gaming controllers are scattered on the floor, and you hear the nostalgic Final Fantasy soundtrack.

“Happy birthday,” you say cheerily. Then, you hold up a small present which Heizou can already guess is a book.

Heizou takes it and looks away, clearly embarrassed. "...Thank you." Then, he steps aside, and you walk in.

You exchange hellos and hugs with the rest of the 5WIRL gang, but no one mentions the photo. Not even you. The night goes on, and you enjoy wine, pizza, and a fun gaming session with the boys. You pass your controller to Xiao, who takes over as you head into the kitchen. Heizou is putting some food away in the fridge. As soon as he closes it, he almost jumps when he sees you behind the door.

“Sorry. Didn’t mean to scare you,” you say.

Heizou refuses to meet your eyes. “...It’s okay.”

"Hey," you say quietly, just before he can walk away. Heizou doesn't turn around. So, you walk beside him and take his hand, the action cleverly hidden behind the counter from any wandering eyes. He immediately looks down and then back at you. "...How long are you going to keep me waiting?" Heizou's face gets redder, if that's possible. He wants to look away, but you quickly tilt his head back to you and put your finger on your lips. "It'll be our little secret."

Your wink sends his emotions into overdrive as he grips your hand tighter. Maybe sending that photo wasn’t such a bad idea after all.

A/N: I couldn't resist. His official birthday got an unholy amount of attention, and I strangely got inspired.

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[spookykestrel]

Hello!! Hi!!

New about me post because idk the old one was long.

If you follow me for dsmp there’s more content about it on my side blog :) (below)

Pls send asks pls I really love talking to people about anything ever I will answer your silliest questions and listen to your day

I block empty blogs — reblog shit, add a bio, etc. if you don’t have content I assume you are spam!

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[houseisekai]

Isekai Crossing: Snowboy shenanigans with Altina, Kazuma, and Venti

Isekai Crossing Masterlist

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Date: December 7th, 2021

- Kazuma sat alone on the riverside, calmly fishing as a cold breeze brushed past him.

- Snow had covered the entire town, but that didn't stop anyone. Everyone simply put on warmer clothes and continued on normally.

- While he was waiting for a bite, he heard a voice behind him.

(Altina's voice) "Instructor Kazuma."

(Kazuma) "Hm? Hey Altina. What is it?"

(Altina) "I require your assistance constructing a Snowboy."

(Kazuma) "Snowboy?- You mean a snowman?"

(Altina) "Negative. A Snowboy."

- Kazuma looked down at the waters and saw no fish swimming around. Shrugging he turned around and pulled up his rod.

(Kazuma) "Eh, why not?"

(Altina) "You have my thanks."

(Kazuma) "So where we starting?"

- Altina and Kazuma walked down the streets, passing by members of Class VII, Garreg Mach, and the Knights of Favonius.

(Kazuma) "What suddenly made you wanna build a snowman?"

(Altina) "Instructor Towa assigned Class VII the task to construct the a Snowboy. It is supposed to be a 'festive contest'."

(Kazuma) "I think I remember hearing something about that over the intercom."

(Altina) "I am...unable to think creatively on this matter."

- Altina turned her head slightly in shame, but Kazuma didn't notice.

(Kazuma) "Ah, so that's why you came to me. Heh, well don't worry I can help out with that."

(Venti's voice) "Altina, there are MUCH better people to go to for that!"

- Kazuma and Altina stopped walking, making Kazuma sigh.

(Kazuma) "Ugh, you're the last person I wanna hear that from right now."

- Venti was leaning against a tree, his hands strumming his lyre.

(Venti) "What? I am a bard after all, my creativity practically outclasses everyone from House Isekai."

(Altina) "...Are you able to help construct a Snowboy?"

(Venti) "You bet I can!"

(Kazuma) "Hey! She asked me you drunken little weasel!"

(Venti) "What, are you afraid that I can make a better Snowboy than you?"

(Kazuma) "Like hell I am!"

- Venti's smug smile grew while Kazuma grew more visibly annoyed, leaving a confused Altina.

(Venti) "Let's make a bet! We'll each build a Snowboy and let Altina decide which is better for her to copy. 5,000 bells!"

(Kazuma) "Deal. Come on, Altina! I'm gonna show this useless goddess-er, god, that I can kick his ass!"

- Kazuma left first, Venti falling behind and muttering to himself.

(Venti) "Why does he keep calling me that?"

- Altina quietly tagged along and watched the two work.

- Kazuma rolled a snowball with his foot while Venti kicked a snowball until it got bigger.

- Altina studied closely at both of their methods. Neither really seemed to be more effective than the other.

- It wasn't until they got to the second Snowball that problems began to arise.

- Kazuma appeared to make the head too small while Venti's head was larger than the body.

- Both of them shrugging knowing not what to do, they slapped the heads onto the body.

(Altina) "...These are both terrible."

(Kazuma) "What?! Mine looks better than his!"

(Venti) "Psh, yeah like that midget head looks good!"

(Kazuma) "Maybe if ya stopped drinking all the alcohol you could look past 2 feet! Look at your head dumbass its too huge!"

(Venti) "And your head appears to be too small, which suits your actual body quite well!"

(Snowboy 1) "Oh can it both of you, you both suck!"

(Snowboy 2) "I can't decide which of us is worse..."

- Venti and Kazuma quickly silenced themselves when the Snowboys started talking, catching Altina off guard as well.

(Snowboy 1) "How did this even happen?! Do you not know what basic anatomy is?"

(Kazuma) "Hey, don't you start giving me shit! I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it!"

(Snowboy 1) "Oh, please do! Death is a preferable alternative than whatever I am right now, hey maybe using your eyes you could ACTUALLY GET IT RIGHT."

(Snowboy 2) "Building a perfect snowman isn't easy. I get that, I really do. But...what even is this?! Were you not looking or something, COME ON!"

(Venti) "Hmph, for a talking pile of ice you sure do have a mouth on you."

(Snowboy 2) "For a 'creative bard' your artistic eye leaves much to be desired! Can you do something else than run that mouth of yours?"

- Altina watched awkwardly as the four of them began to go into a lengthy argument.

(Altina) "...Data inconclusive."

#House Isekai #House Isekai ARR #HI- Animal Crossing AU #venti #satou kazuma #altina orion #Isekai Crossing