there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on
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a FRIEND is a type of WEIRD BUG that you can LOVE
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What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.
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hey i noticed you didn’t like any of my posts today are we broken up?
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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees
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Image Description: The "I bring a sort of X vibe to X that X don't really like" edited to say "I bring a sort of all these rules are made up vibe to sexuality and gender that exclusionists don't really like"
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I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes
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im basically like an elephant but small pink better fingers lot more vertical don't got that whole nose thing going on and also memory not so good
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I was bored in class
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I was bored in class
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Reject Metamorphosis
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I literally don't learn from my mistakes.
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✨everything is fossil-ble🦴🦖
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sitting on hold on a call is the most anxiety inducing thing ever i think
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