#slap his ass too

[creature-ofhabit]

NEED TO SUCK NOAH MAXWELL OFF

#fuck adam rosner #i hate him #but ughhhhh #NOAHHHHH #need to ride the socks off of that pathetic man #slap his ass too #bet hed like it

[namelessdumbass]

Nice back, pretty hair, grabbable waist

#terzo #papa terzo #papa emeritus iii #the band ghost #he's perfect #too bad we never saw omega slapping his ass

[josephtrohman]

ok pete

#wentzman nation…… #i saw this on twt the other day and then just seeing the dcd redacted i was like. the ppl need it here too #i have linked to the person that clipped the video AND the full video in the caption there btw #i also just want to say i wish we had a diff angle id love to see if he actually slaps his ass or not #but anywyas #joe trohman #pete wentz #wentzman #wt

[forestshadow-wolf]

Ghost: *walking limping into the room*

Soap, touching ghost's ass: who did this to you

Ghost, unamused: you. Ya fockin' rabbit

#👁👄👁 soap slapped his ass... that it... totally #nothing at all after that... #ghost has a fat ass #and soap enjoys that #Don't read too much in to the 'rabbit' bit... #actually do #it means exactly what you think it does #el rambles #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #ghostsoap #soapghost #call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #incorrect cod quotes #incorrect quotes

[todayisafridaynight]

minedai week day 2: vacation/beach

Prompts

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #snap sketches #yakuza series #yakuza 3 #daigo dojima #yoshitaka mine #minedai #technically the prompt isboth but sue me anyways #we know my ass too tired to do anything when i resort to drawin em marshmallow style #yk im tired as balls when i dont seize the opportunity for thirst trap mine posting.... woAgh.... #theyre silly..... also i did give mine a 'sniper rifle' because the only time he ever fuckin shot and hit anyone was with a rifle #he cant aim otherwise but if you slap a big fat scope on his eyeball he should do fine #ok bye i think i wanna doodle something else.....

[ascendingtostardust]

Ya know…crack some bones, slap some asses

📷 my video

#I didn’t even realize he slapped jakes ass too #the way Danny sticks his hip out pls #i love them so bad #gvf

[weirdmageddon]

sorry for liking davejade in 2023 btw its in a cool way though

#hs #davejade #like that one person said bi4bi cool silly girl and her lame ass court jester bf who enjoy each others company a lot #“its boring” well not everything has to be conflict sometimes it can be two people really vibing #and being good foils to each other and just sort of being like a lock and key #i dont dislike davekat but i felt like they bickered too much which is Funny dont get me wrong #but i like davejade for different reasons #in that i feel like dave is at his most heartfelt with her #bc jade doesnt do anything to warrant snarkiness. she doesnt make him uncomfortable and that earns his trust like a lot #ppl say its boring cause its a mf ship and they dont get them like i do #and my answer to that as an agender person is who the fuck cares #i hate ppl dismissing mf ships out of hand like…hey bi ppl exist. and even if they were straight they still got a good dynamic #of care and interest towards each other #hes not her knight in shining armor bffr. she has uhhh fucking GUN #they are Equals #jade slaps the shit outta people on more than one occasion lol #they infodump to EACH OTHER and they both listen #remember when jade wanted to infodump to john about physics remember that #dave would eat that up like oh damn that so dope and tie it back to time or whatever. special relativity #since space and time are fundamentally related #sorry im running on fumes rn i didnt sleep last night #ALSO THEY HAVE MATCHING ALCHEMIZED OUTFITS #jade’s dead shuffle dress and dave’s four aces suited both use a midnight crew poster as ingredients #i should draw them together in that mspa style #maybe theyre not even romantic. who said ships had to be. its short for relationship #well theres multiple kinds of relationships. what if they were queerplatonic

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Guess the last version of this post got nuked from orbit 😮‍💨 I’m not rewriting all that context just know that I went to Texas, ate a ton of food, and saved a horse 🤠

#by riding a cowboy if your mind didn’t autofinish that sentence #the way I autofinished that man’s balls into my ass 😏 damn that story was so hot too #the punchline to that story was that I fucked that guy so good he was speechless and rediscovered his love for topping #so basically I was ​like the ghosts of Christmas teaching ebenezer Scrooge the true meaning of Christmas #except we celebrated a different kinda white Christmas since it was March in Texas 👅 #the whole thing was hot but the moment that keeps replaying in my head was when we were making out on the bed #and he put me in missionary and slapped his dick on my hole before leaning forward to kiss me while I wrapped my legs around him #and after a nice hard long kiss he pulled away and looked me dead in the eyes and said “delicious” #I know I was already naked and seconds away from taking him balls deep inside me but ummmmm panty dropper #gpoy #gpoyb

[pinkmirth]

just to set the record straight; reiner would peel your orange like it’s his fucking job, okay! this man would practically bend over backwards to make sure you’ve got every little thing your heart desires!!!

#that rude little fuck from that tiktok doesn’t deserve a woman at alllll #but reiner? oh he’s a MAN. and real men nicely prep their girlfriend’s fruit for them #rei would take it to new lengths! he’ll put together a fruit bowl and everything #in fact this man will squeeze the fucking thing just to make you some juice out of it too #you are VERY special to him . he’d never think anything lesser #but omg. that punk ass hoe who wouldn’t even help out his OWN GF is the saddest thing. he needs a dirty slap #꒰ঌ rambles.ᐟ ໒꒱ #꒰ঌ aot.ᐟ ໒꒱ #ৎ୭ ⨾ reiner.ᐟ #orange peel

[hagenwo43]

Off season Pt5

#throwback to this beautiful photo #believe it was during the Imola testing between Melbourne and Baku #also during Oscar’s birthday #our little birthday treat 🫠🫠 #but that racing suit #just clings to his ass like it’s moulded too it 🫠🫠 #no wonder Lando stares and slaps 😳 #also would be tighter now as his ass has got bigger #anyway #oscar piastri #oscass #mctwinks #twinklaren #formula one

[strawberri-draws]

Uhhh something something I watched The Menu on a 8 hour flight and drew this whilst severely sleep deprived

(No text version) (because I’m like 80% sure I got the quote wrong) (but I was sleepy sorry)

#my art #fanart #strawberridraws #the menu #the menu fanart #I forgor the actresses name lol #but she slayed fr fr #anyways the flight was hell tbh #was stuck in between my mom (whom I love dearly) #and this ANNOYING ASS DUDE #he was fuckin. manspreading INTO MY SEAT the whole. time. #his foot was in my space #and he was super muscly and took the arm rest and elbowed me too #also he spent like. 30 minutes silently doing.. kareoke??? #like. ok #anyways #I thoroughly enjoyed this film even if I desperately need sleep #I’m doing an internship abroad now tho so that’s fun #trying not to use data so I prob won’t be online as much #yeah. the menu slapped

[wat-zu]

bada bing bada boom hits you with a broom aka your ocs

thx for letting me borrowing them grabs them in my pocket and gives them back to u

Pinkie by @mary-games-and-arts

Avion by @thedancingartist

Cross by @nzn43

Emerald blue by @applesaucify

Dorado by @toon-melody

Alvia by @flairya

#art-zu #Fanart #stickman oc #i skewed some colors for some characters cuz theyre either too saturated or too dark for me i hope yall dont mind #if you're wondering yes this is just me slapping blue for shading #pinkie was fun!! one of the pieces i was very satisfied in #avion is very dapper and one look at his outfit i was like 'i HAVE to make that shit flow like a cape' #cross my silly lil beloved <33 honest to god love the already muted skin color they have i barely have to tweak it #one look at emerald blue i went omg i need this guy to flap is hands or smth also one of the pieces im satisfied with makes them pop in a #more child-like manner #idk i just love how they end up #sorry if the characterization for dorado is far off i just thought theyd rock a gordon ramsey vibe #also sorry for giving ur character ass i didnt really mean to but here we are #Alvia is very pretty!!!!! love the hair but idk how it works so i hope you dont mind the wonky way it looks sdfSXDFGHJ #also sorry for not adding clothes to them i was at my limit ASDFGH #thank you for indulging me <333

[rickybaby]

ABU DHABI, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES - NOVEMBER 25: Daniel Ricciardo of Australia and Scuderia AlphaTauri during qualifying ahead of the F1 Grand Prix of Abu Dhabi at Yas Marina Circuit on November 25, 2023 in Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates. (Photo by Peter Fox/Getty Images)

#getting war flashbacks to the dejected walking away photos of the mclaren era :((( #but not too much tho #because I still want to slap his ass #daniel ricciardo #AD23

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

🌹Your Valentines🌹

Bonus: Wes gifting roses to his bandmates😢🥰

#Roses are red. Violets are blue. Nookie with them would be my dream come true✨✨✨ #handsome hunks showing their sensitive side #& how friggin' cute is Wes with his bandmates like “a rose for you. a rose for you too. oh of course a rose for you. and can't forget you!” #I giggled at the way he slapped Fred's ass with the rose #So The Bachelor but make it Bizkit style #Limp Bizkit #nu metal #Fred Durst #Wes Borland #Sam Rivers #DJ Lethal #John Otto #just give me something to queue #down the rabbit hole

[sailorgrams]

Dnd went great today the dice kept rolling matching luck checks for Orph and Kleo so clearly their relationship is Fated LMAO

They held hands for most of the episode for no reason beyond "Orphas tripped on a root and she caught him, and now she must lead him by hand so he does not hurt himself, that silly bard"

So yeah take a requested Future Date Night pic of the party's fishpeople

Bonus: I wondered what he'd look like w a full mustache and the general consensus on discord was "DILF UPGRADE"

#dnd #acyl art #bard orphas #we also jokingly determined this guy my NICEST OC would be a fucking durge run bc #in this game he literally got his ass cursed by a brain centipede that keeps trying to compell him to violence #pLS BRAIN WORM HES TOO KIND HE CANT SLAP HIS COLLEAGUE FOR TRYING TO TOUCH THAT DRUM

[ferociousconscience]

Monsieur Madeleine and the bitches he pulled by having an indescribable air of tranquility and kindness

[do not repost to other sites. please ask permission for personal use.]

#fantine #valjean #javert #fc art tag #les miserables #i really slapped some shit ass colours on here dont look too close. #javert ruins every composition I try to make because hes so fucking tall and rigid #i adore him. i do love him. i do. I'm also going to beat his ass