I want I be a skinny girl, so fricken bad.
Fit into the clothes I never had.
I want to be the topic of all private chats.
Saying, “wow how did she lose it all so fast?”
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Kate Beckinsale and her top of the list legs!
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I love that photography was invented and people were immediately like “we need to photograph. nude buxom women with fat asses. and totally shredded nude men with mustaches.”
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Max: I love having thighs. They make good hand warmers.
Chloe: Can I use them as ear warmers?
Max, clueless: What do you mean?
Chloe: Nevermind.
~one week later~
Max:
Max: Now wait a minute—
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