#silly little vampire doing silly little vampire things

[xielianlover2]

What I love about TGCF is that Hua Cheng could do the strangest things or something that most people would be weirded out by, and Xie Lian just goes. Wow, he's such a kind gentleman. That pale vampire skin and wild looks. What long, elegant fingers that are so nice to touch. Totally not thinking anything dirty here... oh he's taking a bite into an 83-day-old bun now while maintaining eye contact with me. Forgive me for my sins. "FOR MEN TO IMPRESS, IN BLACK THEY MUST DRESS." Aw man, San Lang looks so good as he has his own private runway exhibition thing while my friend is in grave danger and scared out of his wits. Lips. So enchanting. AHHH HE'S NOT BREATHING?? *promptly forgets the guy's a dead ghost corpse* CPR SHOULD DO THE TRICK!!! *pecks him on the lips and gazes lovingly at his snow-white face* Hmm, maybe I should pound his chest a little? To like... get the water out? I totally do not desire him carnally.

His inner thoughts are just hilarious. How can he be so airheaded and silly yet so mature at the same time haha. My guy had his first gay awakening in 800 years, and he was panicking every second Hua Cheng was in his presence. He literally couldn't think straight 😂

#tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #lord I love them #so obsessed #such a silly little guy #xie lian's inner dialogue is pure serotonin #y'all im not okay

[mitoad]

i had a thought about marine life cod something something sighhhh and now i wanna draw them. all of them.

the first thing i thought of was vampire squid!konig.... you get what i see right, or like, he could be some other (massive) squid

gaz reminds me of a nurse shark.. number one, they're cute and look sweet, number two they look awfully boopable🎀🎀 there's no number three but just look at pictures of them that's literally gaz

soap would be a ray maybe?? specifically a spotted eagle ray. he could be a narwhal too because they're silly <3

phantom jellyfish!ghost obviously!!!

i'm thinking price could be a whale, but i'm not sure what yet? i;m so indecisive... beluga!price or humpback whale!price, perhaps?

and nikolai is a pilot whale like are you joking

i have no ideas for the others yet sadly because i have a little pea brain, but ill probably come up with some things soon...

fellow anon, DRAW THEM . I LOVE MARINE LIFE COD AUS SO MUCH RRHHRHRHRHRHRHRHHRHRHRHRHHRHRHRHHRHRHRHRHRHHRHRHRHHRHRHRHH !!!!!!!!! please pleasep lease dra them if u have time ....... they give me brain juices... .. . .. .

yayaya !!!! konig could definetly be a vampire squid !! tbh ive always seen him as maybe under the octopoda order (mostly due to the insane amounts of cthulu nd octo konig in this fandom) but i can certainly see him as a vampire squid !!! he gives the vibes- generally trying to contain the power he has and not get unnecessary blood on his hands (vampire squids are detritivore) nd a lot less menacing than it seems . more of an avoidant personality as well !!

and YAYAYYYAYAYYA gas is definitely some type of less aggressive shark !!! honestly nurse shark matches him the best but i occasionally believe he is a catshark or epaulette , they're easygoing and docile (IF UNPROVOKED) and so so cutie patootie i project my fav sharks on him bc he is my fav character

and soap does give ray vibes, but hear me out : eel soap >!?!! especially variants that hunt via electricity (like him !! but he uses bombs that arent necessarily IEDs but SAME THING) and r super duper energetic a lot , but oh em gee,,,,,,, he would make such a good spotted eagle ray .....

ok we all agree on phantom jelly ghost its cannon guys he is literally the big mysterious jelly

and price , although i like to think of him as a great white (better dynamics w/ other characters), he honestly would match a lot of species of whale much better . i forgot the name of this species specifically , but i do believe it was some type of bleaked whale ?? they scar white from injuries over time, and have a long lifespan . most of them will turn white over their lifespan due to the injuries that they get, and i think that does go after price's military career and how his scars the events he's lived through have sort of become part of him (ghost could definitely be this species too now i think about it), and how he's lived past points where his allies have fallen .

OK NIK AS A PILOT WHALE . YEYSYYEYS THATS FUNNY AS FUCK HAIJASHFKFH

i would like to think that laswell would be some form of species of whale , maybe one that is intelligent and capable of many forms of mutalism relationships due to her being ... yknow .... insanely based ....

makarov would be an orca. highly intelligent, only realised to be extremely dangerous once studied. ganging up on every fucking fish in the world. capable of competing with other apex predators like great whites.

graves.... unpopular opinion, but he is a stonefish . sneaky bastard and incredibly fucking dangerous . but stupid looking and a silly skrumkle very much so .

nyways i am too tired to think but i will go to sleep dreaming of the 141 eating salmon tonight ......... thank u very mysterious but very lovely fishy anon ...........

#🍵 mito's rambles°｡ ⋆⸜ #cod modern warfare #call of duty #cod mw2 #cod mw3 #john price #john price cod #captain price #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #cod kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #john mactavish #cod soap #simon ghost riley #simon ghost #simon riley #ghost cod #konig #konig cod #cod konig #konig call of duty #konig mw2 #vladimir makarov #call of duty makarov #cod makarov #cod graves #philip graves #graves cod

[ender-princee]

Hello qsmpblr!! I have something for you in these trying times. Obviously, you don't have to want to continue to watch the qsmp if you don't agree with the decisions their making but I have always been an advocate for continuing to create things for our silly little blorbos and continuing their legacy even after it's over, thus I give you

Qsmp AU Week!!

Qsmp au week is a week at the end of May dedicated to writing or creating fanart or any other medium you'd like for our favorite qsmp characters despite the things that are happening for a little joy in these trying times, but set in AUS for funsies.

May 26th: Vampire AU

May 27th: Murder Mystery AU

May 28th: Wild West AU

May 29th: Stardew Valley AU

May 30th: Soulmate AU

May 31st: Sci-fi / Space AU

June 1st: Royalty Au

Not feeling any of those prompts? Have some alternative prompts!!

ATLA AU

Thief / Heist AU

Urban Fantasy AU

Most importantly, remember to have fun. I made this because I got bored and needed something to do, with school years coming to an end, a lot of us are bored. So here we are!! I will be using "#qsmp au week" as my tag, so put that if you'd like and if you want to tag me, I will likely reblog it!

Feel free to do as many or as little of the prompts as you want, there's no wrong way to interpret these, have a great time creating!!

#qsmp #fanfic #qsmp fanfiction #qsmp event #writing #qsmp au week #reach tags (ie tags i usually use) #guapoduo #qsmp cellbit #qsmp philza #spiderbit #qsmp roier #hideduo #qsmp tazercraft #qsmp eggs #more tags to be added #maybe we'll see

[just-somehuman]

Throwback to Yakumo's route bc I decided to replay it

We stan a self-aware king 😍

#literally just the vine boom effect every time he speaks #silly little vampire doing silly little vampire things #he would fit so well into ikemen vampire bc he's a dead historical figure as a vampire #i can see him being besties with arthur and osamu #but he's got theo energy fr #ayakashi romance reborn #ayakashi koi meguri #ayakashi rr #ayakoi #arr #ayakashi yakumo koizumi #ayakashi yakumo

[tiniest-hands-in-all-the-land]

Shy boy’s got something he wants to say

Give him strength, he needs it

#the vampire dies in no time #kyuuketsuki sugu shinu #tvdint #kyuushi #vampdies #ronadora #draluc #ronaldo tvdint #ronaldo kyuushi #john the armadillo #tinydraws #dont mind me as i ignore my personal project and the fact taht i said i’d do the color wheel challenge #i’m working on them i swear #i just like to do silly little things in between thats all

[spookythesillyfella]

man writes a fanfiction . makes art for said fanfiction .

hi yes this is tony lore . and digitaltime . rolled up into one .

#yess i wrote and uploaded a fanfiction #i made this little art thingy thing for it cuz like 1) people don't typically interact with my posts if i dont and 2) i really wanted to – #– have fanart done for this . cuz im super proud of it . but i know no one would make it . so i just did it myself !!! #frankly . i am proud of this . both the drawing and the little fic #but #how much do you want to bet that . even if i proof read this like 3 times . there are still a bunch of spelling mistakes ? #heh #i digress #this was a lot of fun to make !!! so y'know :3 #dhmis #dhmis art #dhmis fanfic #dhmis au #high voltage au #dhmis ship #dhmis tony #tony the talking clock #dhmis hv tony #dhmis colin #colin the computer #dhmis hv colin #yeah sorry buddy boy but you don't get to appear in the art for this . vampire cock boy is my favourite character . #dhmis digital time #digitaltime #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #silly :3 #oh yeah also i named all the chapters by The Caretaker songs #just so y'all knew

[galaxyseclipse]

me: if I make too many Agent 24 au's folks are gonna get tired of them/I'll neglect the canon events and characters

also me: what if one of them was a vampire?

#idk why ivory looks like a little silly in her little bio image #i think i drew her very cross-eyed on accident #my art #splatoon #agent 24 #agent 24 vampire au #tsunami(vampire au) #ivory(vampire au) #<- new tags ig #hoo boy #why am i doing this? #tbh this might be the only thing i do for it #so it'll be fine #but making tags just in case y'know? #eclipse’s oc lore #i literally thought of all this this morning lol

[deoidesign]

Swagless Vampire

#drawing #digital art #my ocs #vampire art #I dont know why this is so funny to me #but it is #so #I have to draw it. its like a silly little curse #that if something is funny to me I need to draw it and I WILL spend more time than I do on genuine things for it #idk why my muse is that of comedy but alas. here we are #steve #ttacomic #my art #ttawebcomic #time and time again

[sysig]

(So excited to see all the art :D)

How about Scriabin pretending to smoke a lollipop?

I always loved doing that as a kid lol

Day 4 - Vapor

Bonus:

#My art #Requestober #Vargas #Scriabin #Edgar #Sorry that this one's a bit late but it is still the 4th so Yessssss #Lol #Got very busy all at once haha #Also up front - credit to Brusk-Ghost for designing Scriabin's super cute vampire costume! #You'll be seeing more of it in the near future as well :3c #For now it's just a silly little thing tho haha ♪ #Cold season and candy coinciding Requires a pretend lollipop cigarette! It's the rules! #It is a fun activity to do as a kid haha ♪ So Grown Up smoking candy lol #Drawing the ''smoke'' was fun hehe I've actually been working with that brush more than usual lately #For steam as well! It's a fun brush!! #Poff poff poff but it's just sugar water haha #And then Edgar scolding him for being silly ♥

[sskk-manifesto]

MITCHELL AKUTAGAWA EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!

#MITCHELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #///AND/// AKUTAGAWA EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Yosano and Kenji spotlight too. Episode written precisely for my personal liking #Too bad no Atsushi then it would have been perfect (╥﹏╥) At least we got his voice in the episdoe preview #Alright I **LOVE** Mitchell. This is not the space to talk about it properly but I just really like how flawed she is‚ #but also in a way that results funny and endearing. And I love love love how much she cares about her family and is loyal to it!!! #It makes her so noble and virtuous. I know she has so little screentime but really the way she's so harsh and in apparence self-absorbed– #But in reality so kind and altruistic... The way her hearsh ways are implied to be only a consequence of a life of struggles and her will– #to save her family's name through a noble behavior and appearance too... It makes her so complex and multilayered imo #AND just how her innate tendency to defend people spans out of her family too!!!! #In my interpretation she did NOT care for Hawthorne or like him. But she still gave her life for him because she just instinctively– #protects the people around her. I don't have any strong feelings for haw/mitch but like how to blame Hawthorne I would have– #fallen for her right that istant too. #Now to Akutagawa. I'm really endeared by this episode because I'm pretty sure that's when I started sympathizing with / liking him :') #Like that's the moment when the things Dark Era showed us and the canon Akutagawa behavior click together and the watcher goes “Oh. OH.” #At least I'm pretty sure it was for me. It's bittersweet but especially sweet. #One more thing is... Wow bsd really has been like *that* since the beginning hasn't it. It's kinda silly to think back to all the criticism #the latest arc got now. #The criticism regarding how the ridiculously high stakes have been solved seemingly effortlessly in a way that resulted very anticlimatic?? #That's ALWAYS been there. “Oh no the ada is done for if they found out our base!!” *holds literally ZERO consequences* #“Oh no the Guild is done for if they destruct Zelda!!” *holds literally ZERO consequences* #“Oh no the Guild knows were our clerk is!!” *holds near to ZERO consequences* #And #“Oh no Akutagawa died!” “Oh no half world population was tuned in vampires!” “Oh no Fukuchi obtained One Order!” #“Oh no Chuuya is a vampire siding against Dazai!” #It's really the same‚ isn't it? #But like‚ we're still glad all of it happened right? Because it makes the experience enjoyable lol. #It's really about enjoying the ride I suppose. #I have more to ramble about but I've ran out of tags so I'll be doing it on my main blog reblog later #random rambles

[moe-broey]

I've never been a "born in the wrong generation" type of guy because for So Many reasons I would be dead. Full stop like I would have died during childbirth I would have died of appendicitis age 8 and that's not even factoring in my queerness and neurodivergency and ultimately my mental health (carefully maintained thanks to support/modern advances in medicine and treatment). On Top Of That my hobbies include The Video Game and many such things that are of modern invention (adjacently: including The Device I'm typing this out on right now which has become my main avenue of communication to the outside world)

But I'm just saying that. It WOULD be nice. To exist in a world where fluorescent lighting doesn't exist and everything is possibly 99% less overstimulating all of the time forever.

#and like. a little less capitalist dystopia. i could do with less of that. #but focusing primarily on my own struggle. it's just a bummer sometimes like #i genuinely had fun!!! w my sisters and friends!!! esp at the arcade w ddr that is ALWAYS so fun #but man you can't even take me to your own damn house unless if you're ready to accept vampire rules. #my sister can/does dim the lights if i ask and i don't mind asking it's just fucking crazy to me like #damn uoy guys live like this. bright ass lights ten diff convos at once music in the bg. what if i died on this beanbag #BUT. THAT IS. one thing that is very nice i AM allowed to die on the beanbag!!!!!!! i'm allowed to cozy up and rest #while everyone does their own thing and i can listen in and chime in every now and again. severely underrated tbh #i really only feel a little hopeless when i think about like. public spaces where the only thing i can control is myself #IF i am ever employable again my requirements would be. no florescent lighting. i will die. #which like. kind of limits my prospects. #i do enjoy outdoors/physical work actually though so. i'm just limited bc i have to bind. #i am. so severely. banking on top surgery working out. it won't be a cure-all but by god it WILL open up my options #plus the. constant fatigue. of binding. but not binding is even worse. i need divine intervention (surgery) #SAD. well there are other people in yhe world #but man rhat is like my fave joke to make but i feel so much sadness attached to it. the world will move on without me. #there are a million other people who are far more capable. much 'easier'. ect. #and i know the answer is well there's only one me and there are a handful of people who love me. who keep me and include me #i am very thankful for that. #it's just a bit of a bummer sometimes. i stay silly and have the most fun i can but i am a little sad about it.

[distraughtlesbian]

cas’s every other line of dialogue in chapters 1-8: vampires are infinitely superior to humans you are the prey and we are the predators i am so sexy and dangerous i jump off cliffs for fun i kill and murder people and no one tells me shit about it i could end you with a thought

gabe, teaching mc how to defend themselves against vampires: ya you just gotta plant your feet :)

#LIKE? THE DELUSION 😭 #i get that the self defence diamond scene is just there for the romantic tension blah blah it’s there in all action oriented choices books #but they spend the entire story prior to it establishing that vampires are so much stronger than even the strongest human #that the only thing preventing the complete extinction of humanity is the silly little magic charm bracelet #and the good nice vampire laws made by the good nice vegan vampires. #it truly does make it seem like gabe is not living in reality and it makes them SO incredibly funny. #you guys know that tiktok meme of the comment that’s like ‘how do you stay so positive?’ #and the response is ‘delusion’? that’s gabe. #society if i wrote immortal desires and it was a black comedy. pixelberry doesn’t understand her like i do. #maeve speaks #choices #playchoices #pixelberry #immortal desires #choices immortal desires #choices id #cas harlow #cassius harlow #cassie harlow #cas x mc #gabe adalhard #gabriel adalhard #gabriela adalhard #gabe x mc

[devilsskettle]

really unhappy with what we do in the shadows rn tbh. i want my boy to kill

#what happened to the fucked up shit. why don’t they want to commit to the fucked up shit anymore #also maybe why the humor is falling flat for me? #the original film and first season or two of the show relies on the juxtaposition between the darkness of vampire stories vs the mundanity #incompetence and silliness of the mockumentary format #watching the pilot right after watching s5e10 is like. complete whiplash wrt tone and style #i don’t like silly little gags with no setup and nonsensical fantasy lore that doesn’t really tie into the whole Vampire thing #tbh i do get why people still like the show like maybe i’m just not the right audience but the show has changed a LOT without actually #committing to any of the big writing choices that could possibly make the writers get creative about the dynamics between the characters smh #whatever whatever i just miss when my boy was my boy. rip #and when there were consequences for the characters. and payoff. #and humor. but you know. whatever

[shaniacsboogara]

as a goober without a gaming pc or a playstation it's taking every ounce of my self restraint to *not* mod skyrim to try to make it as similar to bg3 as possible

#i can just get my little companion buddies (lucien inigio auri etc) so that's one thing checked off #we can all just run around and do whatever we want so there's that #some monster mods for ✨flavour✨ #and then most importantly... how to add the silly vampire man to my game #bg3 #skyrim

[bambeebirdie]

I think Bruce Wayne should make very passionate social media posts about how he’s gonna sue Batman for stealing his brand as Gotham’s “bat” man.

This is like a Bruce that keeps getting accused of being a vampire and he has just embraced it so hard he’s threatening to sue Batman over it.

I mean it’s perfect cover. Why would anyone think you’re the same person when you’re actively trying to take this man to court?

Manbat gets a free pass because frankly he’s a little scared of Manbat. (I support the batphobia Wayne agenda)

#Bruce Wayne #Batman #i just think Bruce should do more objectively silly things #vampire Bruce Wayne my beloved #vampire bruce wayne #man bat #this post only exists because the bat phobia and vampire Bruce Wayne amuse me #like if you’re terrified of bats why are you living in a cave full of them? #the stupid little guy <3 #it’s about the branding #he has a reputation

[tiniest-hands-in-all-the-land]

The new volume cover is all i can think about

#the vampire dies in no time #kyuuketsuki sugu shinu #kyuushi #draluc #Northdin #tvdint #tinydraws #i think this is the first vaguely animated thing i’ve ever posted on here #and I decided to do this silly little joke that only i am going to understand as my first #cuz i love alienating my audience 💜💙 #i’m working on real things i swear #i’m just really slow