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badsext · 1 year
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Here’s a random new thing I wrote.
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dendrochronologies · 4 months
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maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]
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ikiprian · 2 months
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Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)
Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.
He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)
Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.
(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)
So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!
Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.
With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.
Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!
It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.
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gaypeople · 28 days
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1.05 | A Vile Hunger for Your Hammering Heart
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louismoncher · 2 months
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LDPDL, our delulu king ♥️
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suntails · 2 months
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toot toot!
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i have spent hours giggling at this, agreeing with this, discussing it in the mirror with myself, etc etc. how has someone so perfectly summed up early david.
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fishfingersandscarves · 2 months
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pov you could not prevent it
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finchers-ipad · 2 months
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MY 1999 ‘SIGHT AND SOUND’ MAGAZINE ARRIVED!!
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dreamdripdistance · 2 months
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just like me fr...
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gaypeople · 2 months
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1.02 | After the Phantoms of Your Former Self
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il-predestinato · 7 months
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CHARLES PLEASE - 💀😭
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runningwithfangs · 9 months
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Finally reading The Vampire Armand and in celebration of filming starting back up I finally painted him!
How about that real Rashid huh? Cannot wait for season 2.
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thesoulfulsnakepit · 7 months
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(guns n’ roses on the headbangers ball, oct 24 1987)
this clip is so funny 💀💀💀
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lizzyyylmaoooooool · 5 days
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i stg people better not be fucking complaining because armand/lestat backstory isn’t the same as the books when the whole point of the series is they’re all SHITTY NARRATORS with SHITTY MEMORY who CANT BE TRUSTED because versions of events frequently CHANGE depending on WHO IS NARRATING
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