#sigma male!!!!!! /j

[fake-gamer-boy]

My fav sigma male quotes

#Me fr #/j #Sigma male #sigma grindset #patrick bateman

[disturbnot]

 " I don't see why you'd want one of those creepy, melted bathroom duck things when you can get — oh, I dunno — like fifty Abra for the same coins? You know how much doordash those little guys can bring me? That's right. Fifty crunchwraps from fifty taco bells. Fifty Abra are clearin' that wet origami lookin' thing every time, no contest. "

#ash vc get teleported loser #he's on levels of sigma male grindset previously unheard of /j #dash comm .

[theleechyskrunkly]

Do not ever chill out with the questions I love them

Okay so technically the sense of dread people get around Finn is caused only by the ghosts. If they weren't there it would just be "lmao chubby short gu- oh shit what are those teeth-"

Azul definitely sensed it, as did the tweels, but they got used to it over time.

Silas just has this... aura about him. He's seen things. He knows things. Done things. It's literally just a blaring siren of "do not fuck with me" even if Azul is 5x his size.

As for Finn's magic... I've been thinking about that, actually. Both his parents are extremely powerful mages. His geat grandfather was an absolute master of abyssal magic. He can use both abyssal magic and regular magic. He's definitely very powerful, and more magic sensitive students can 100% sense it. I can imagine that's why Azul began talking to Finn the first place: to try to take advantage of his magical power. Finn was very clear about no contracts, though.

He could easily usurp Azul if I think about it. Or Riddle if he was in Heartslabyul. His reflexes are fast as fuck, he'd be casting some creepy abyss spell before Riddle can say "Off-".

I think we should all be thanking the Seven Finn has no interest in that sort of thing and just wants to be left alone.

Hey you know how people say that those who've had near death experiences can see ghosts??? Does that apply to the Finn's siblings? Or are they just slightly visible like they are for Silas?

Cuz if they can be seen, even if just slightly, then Paige would be aware of the ghosts!

And Silas just has that alpha male aura trust 🙏‼️

#Azul can't handle Silas's sigma male behavior 🙄/j #Paige is hyper aware of surrounding magic #So he definitely knows something is up #But he won't address it unless necessary #twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #quinny 🐙 #Twst ocs #finn clearcove #Paige Pegasus

[creature-ofhabit]

Crazy frog is just frog in my dark and twisted mind

#sigma male #sigma #/j #/J #Youtube

[veronicawildest]

NAKSHATRA SERIES: OBSERVATION FROM DIFFERENT NAKSHATRAS (SEGUNDO)

(Disclaimer: If you get butthurt on my other observation just blocked me and move away from me. This observations is from the celebrity i've observe and my social circle. Just take this like a grain of salt)

PUNARVASU

The trait that I love about Punarvasu is their resourcefulness. It makes sense because of the Vimshottari Nakshatra of Jupiter. They are also very giving.

(Unevolved) Punarvasu are fake. When they're talking to you, they act like a goody two shoes type of boy/girl, but when you're gone, they talk behind your back. They don't like confrontation (very passive). Also holier than thou (This only applies if you're UNEVOLVED, otherwise don't get butthurt).

Punarvasu are also people-pleasers. They want to have a "goody-two-shoes" reputation. (I can't fully describe it, but if you get it, you get it). A primary example that I'm going to give is Elon Musk (Punarvasu rising). The way he acts and presents himself in public. He just wants to be likable, but clearly, the public hates him.

Punarvasu are smart and they will show you that through their actions (I mean actions, for example, problem-solving activities)

PUSHYA:

The casting stereotype of this nakshatra is a hippy vibe. Just like in animated movies, Matilda (from Angry Birds Movie played by Maya Rudolph (Pushya sun)) and Brooke (from Ice Age: Collision Course played by Jessie J (Pushya moon)).

Pushya isn't as auspicious as it is portrayed in the Vedic astrology community. You will go through some hardships and heartbreaks that will make you easily susceptible to mental health issues. (I have this placement so this comes from my experience).

I observed this from other Pushya natives that they're just plain and simple, not glamorous but classy when it comes to their appearance. Just simplicity and vibes and natural.

I've seen on Twitter Vedic discourse about Tikshna Nakshatra getting all the hate, Ashlesha getting all the hate, not Pushya. I have a Pushya placement on my luminary, and I can tell y'all that's not true.

Examples:

Jennifer Lopez (Pushya sun) gets hated for getting all the benefits of being a celebrity when she's just allegedly stealing (I've also read this through Twitter).

Selena Gomez (Pushya sun) is hated for having this victim mentality complex and being "obsessed with Justin and Hailey."

(DISCLAIMER: This isn't my opinion on these certain celebrities, but I've been reading and seeing them on Twitter)

ASHLESHA

Despite being a Mercury-ruled Vimshottari nakshatra, Ashlesha doesn't speak too much.

I've seen Ashlesha males acting like sigma males, but they're funny. This is the nakshatra that embodies the "tropical Leo archetype," the archetype of funny, center of attention, fashionable, and dramatic.

Ashlesha either love all the attention or hate it. Mostly it's a mixture of the two. That's why the center of attention archetype for Tropical Leo.

Claire Nakti just conducted a survey on YouTube, but the leading people on Instagram (having the most followers) have Ashlesha placements. Selena Gomez (Ashlesha Venus and Mercury - still prominent because it conjuncts the Sun, which is her luminary), Kylie Jenner (Ashlesha Sun), and Cristiano Ronaldo (Ashlesha Moon).

MAGHA

If you have Magha in your big three, you're egoistic as fuck (for me egoistic above on other nakshatra). Napoleon has this Nakshatra on his sun. The new TikTok hype about King Baldwin IV (played by Edward Norton, Magha sun).

It's hard to differentiate Ashlesha and Magha because of the Gandanta point (and other Gandanta nakshatras):

- Both private

- Romantic (because other nakshatra of Leo gets all the credit of being romantic, but not Magha; they're romantic too)

- Both GREAT at their stuff/profession/talent

But to tell them apart is Ashlesha says, "I don't give a fuck," and they do give a fuck (because of the Crab cancer symbolism, it really makes sense why they put up a facade because of the shield) when Magha says nothing and literally doesn't give a fuck. They won't entertain. Yes, they're sensitive, but mostly they really don't give a fuck.

I don't get the hype of "Ketu nakshatras are not on social media. They don't usually use social media" on Vedic Twitter. Magha (Ashwini and Mula too) are active; they just don't interact or have private accounts. Ketu is exalted in the sign of Scorpio (investigating, lurking), and y'all think that they don't use social media? Joking, for real.

I still emphasize that Magha nakshatra individuals have sleeping problems. One of the Magha moon actors (in my home country) opens up about having sleep apnea and having a near-death experience. (Also, the beauty queen Magha sun talks about a near-death experience). It's common for them to experience the "Their soul is leaving the body while sleeping" phenomenon and meditation.

The impact of the death of loved ones for Magha is crucial. It's a sign that something significant will be happening or transforming for better or for worse. The best example that I can give is Megan Thee Stallion (her family).

#astrology notes #astrology observations #vedic astro notes #vedic astro observations #vedic astrology #claire nakti #pick a card #astro observations #punarvasu #ashlesha #magha nakshatra #magha #ashlesha nakshatra #punarvasu nakshatra #pushya #pushya nakshatra #sidereal astrology #vedic chart

[rashoumon-homo]

Hear me out: transmasc Sigma but he’s not afab, he was just never assigned a gender in the first place.

Like basically a gender wasn’t specified in the book. Picturing a Barbie doll situation down there iykwim. And as he came into his identity, he also chose to identify as male.

(Idk what I’m saying all I know is I have a massive headache and I think god is speaking to me /j)

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd sigma #trans sigma

[thehotgrandparent]

Rip Angus, he would have loved saying “sigma male” /j

#angus ciprianni #thats not my neighbor #that’s not my neighbor #tnmn #headcanon #that’s not my neighbor headcanon

[cloudycleric]

on a scale from one to ten how sigma are u🐺/j

i am the most skibidi toilet rizzlord fanom tax goated gyat master sigma male you've ever seen.....

#asks #hi #pain #suffering #(the glue on my permanent retainer chipped & now its cutting my lips)

[the-metropolis-marvel]

Look I know that Joker: folie a deux is gonna have a resurgence of the annoying toxic masculinity/sigma male joker crowd, maybe even worse now that it involves Harley. I'm probably gonna skip out on it,I do hope the movie explores the relationship of Harley Quinn and Joker, I know we got bits and pieces of that in Birds of prey and Suicide squad, but I think it would be really interesting to make a movie about the entire dynamic, from harley meeting mr j all the way to harley dumping his ass

I hope they take inspiration from Harleen too

I know Lady Gaga is gonna crush it as Harleen and from what I've heard, so will Phoenix

#batman #joker folie a deux #joker #arthur fleck #harleen quinzel #harley quinn

[shaampoo]

Please answer cause I'm having a mental breakdown about this rn /j

#the lego movie #the lego movie 2 #tlm #tlm 2 #i just cant get this outta my mind #like would they call emmet a beta or smth?? #would people there call themselve alpha males??? #sigma grind???? #would that au of mine where emmets a fic maker be weirder out whenever someone calls themselves an alpha or omega?? #i hate my brain sometimes for thinking of stuff like this

[blueboybracket]

ULTIMATE BLUE BOY BRACKET!

ROUND ONE

Round One of the Ultimate Blue Boy Bracket has officially started! The first round consists of 90 match-ups, which will be split up into two halves over the course of the next two or three weeks

I'll be posting 10 matches per day for Round One across the next couple of weeks, all matches will run for a week each!

The second half of Round One will begin on the 22nd of May!

Here are links to the current on-going matches! I'll add the rest as they are posted

FIRST HALF

Jack Power/Mass Master (Power Pack) vs. Jaime Reyes & Khaji Da (Blue Beetle)!

Kaito (VOCALOID) vs. Kyle Marlon (Evillious Chronicles)

Inkling Boy - Default (Splatoon) vs. Lancer (Deltarune)

Darington (Blaze and the Monster Machines) vs. Blue Robot (Bomb It)

Goo (Inanimate Insanity) vs. Leonard McCoy (Star Trek)

Michael J. Caboose (Red vs. Blue) vs. Santa (9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors)

Sniffles (Happy Tree Friends) vs. Ludwig von Koopa (Super Mario Bros.)

Genie (Aladdin) vs. Rex (Xenoblade Chronicles 2)

Titan (Show by Rock) vs. Seragaki Aoba (DRAMAtical Murder)

Langa Hasegawa (Sk8 the Infinity) vs. Adolin Kholin (Stormlight Archive)

The above matches conclude on the 15th of May 2023

Blue M&M (M&M's) vs. Every male Sentai Blue (Super Sentai)

Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's 2) vs. Whirl (Transformers)

Rimuru Tempest (Tensura) vs. Equius Zahhak (Homestuck)

Stitch (Lilo & Stitch) vs. R2-D2 (Star Wars)

Leonard L. Church (Red vs. Blue) vs. Gus Porter (The Owl House)

Reed Richards (The Fantastic Four) vs. Pegitan (Healin' Good Precure)

Gil Webber (Monster High - G3) vs. Dr. Manhattan (Watchmen)

Vanitas (The Case Study of Vanitas) vs. Ed (Get Ed)

Romero (Zombie Land Saga) vs. Nagisa Shiota (Assassination Classroom)

Shuichi Saihara (Danganronpa V3) vs. Makoto Yuki (Persona 3)

The above matches conclude on the 16th of May 2023

Beast (X-Men) vs. Quirrel (Hollow Knight)

Falco Lombardi (Star Fox) vs. Grimmjow (Bleach)

Johan/Jesse Andersen (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) vs. Caspar (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)

The Blue Guy ("I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)" - Eiffel 65) vs. Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Kaladin (Stormlight Archive) vs. Rei Suwa (Buddy Daddies)

??? (The Binding of Isaac) vs. Branch (Trolls)

Captain Haddock (The Adventures of Tintin) vs. Flik (A Bug's Life)

Riliphin (Witch Hat Atelier) vs. Ice (Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia)

Glossaryck (Star vs. The Forces of Evil) vs. Sam the Eagle (The Muppets)

Lo'ak (Avatar: The Way of Water) vs. Sigma Klim (Virtue's Last Reward)

The above matches will conclude on the 17th of May 2023

Tailgate (Transformers) vs. Shay Volta (Broken Age)

Leonardo (Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles) vs. Wirt (Over the Garden Wall)

Ice King (Adventure Time) vs. John Egbert (Homestuck)

Continued in reblog

#not poll #blue boy bracket #ultimate blue boy

[cenri-monpi]

Am I a sigma 🥺🥺🥺 ?? /j /silly

u are suxh andrew tate sigma male top g patrick batemen but I am THE ALPHA

I'm an Alpha male...

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays Warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from Sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at Hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it. And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't Fuck" instinct something fierce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.

And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WANT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

I'd say you should become an hero, but you being around makes her want a real man all the more, so keep fagging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.

[jeevaschrist]

can i have a bsd male matchup please 😈

im 19, 5’11, and a scorpio( i have the same bday is fyodor😍) My personality type is infj and my enneagram is 4, i use she/her pronouns.

Most people say i’m pretty secretive but very nice, and i give good advice to people who want to hear the truth. I like to walk at night, i’m always listening to music, and i like feeding birds in parks(old lady things)

I dont have many hobbies tbh, i just do whatever i feel like in the moment. So there are days where i will lay in bed and do nothing and there are days where i’ll stay out all night doing random shit. i value personal space but i can also be kind of clingy at the same time.

i’ve submitted like 3 different matchups to different blogs but none responded sadly😞 maybe i’m just too complex/j sorry anyway

thank you and get to this ask whenever you can ;)

-anon

yussss you may! i'm so sorry no one responded, and i'm sorry for my late response, but here it is!

i'd confidently match you with sigma!

i think you and sigma would be really cute together. he'd go walking with you at night 100% and while he focused on you, he'd still be into looking at the scenery (whatever you can see at night) and pointing at things you may miss. i also think sigma would happily feed birds with you. imagine that scene from beauty and the beast where he feeds the birds and then all of a sudden he is just flooded with birds standing on him. that's the scene i think about. and sigma's just like 0.0 . he'd likely be happy to spend the day in bed with you while also trying to find things you might enjoy just to make you happy and to be able to bond together. i see sigma as secretive golden retriever/lab type here.

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd matchup #bungou stray dogs #anime matchups #character matchup #character ships #sigma #sigma bsd #bsd sigma #sigma x reader #sigma x y/n #sigma x you

[bursonafied]

OMG I MEED AN EMOJI

i’m number tree btw

my emoji will be 🥶

because i’m a sigma male who gets all the women /j

(my actual emoji ⚡️ because it reminds of my neurodivergent interest in greek mythology)

RAHHHH ⚡️ ANON HELLO!!!!!!

might just call you sigma anon /j

#simpbur x you #simpbur x reader #simpbur #wilbur x you #wilbur soot x reader #wilbur x reader #wilbur soot #argbur x you #argbur #send anons #anon #⚡️ anon #bursonafied #bursonas #revivebur

[lighthouseas]

i got sum manly stuff and a single slice of pizza

u r a true man for that . alpha sigma male fr fr /j

#we can be hashtag addicted to bath and body works together #im in love w that place i love smelling the candles and getting a headache from it 😍💕 #anyway . #💌 #mutuals 💫 #finnie !!! #bee.txt

[yetdevout]

Between the awful a/b/o shit and the ALPHA CHAD SIGMA MALE DONT BE A BETA BITCH... David must just be having so... much fun.

there's this sarah j maas book called "crescent city" and apparently the main character refers to douchey men as "alpha-holes". like assholes but alpha

so could u imagine angel finding the term "alpha-hole" somewhere and turning to david, not having his best interest in mind. david mouths "don't" while the rest are losing their fucking minds because alpha-hole????

#redacted asmr #asks #meanwhile asher is complaining about how useless betas are in fanon #like 'CMON WHERES THE REP'