#shut up ebby

[shutupebby]

I want to love and be loved and have home cooked meals with my friends and watch shows at each others houses and go on little adventures and big adventures too where we drive over state lines and spend the weekend in the woods and play video games over discord and explore our stupid town and make our own little family of misfits just like how we used to be

#i dont think the grammar is grammar-ing but... #shut up ebby #friendship #found family #platonic love #vent post #kinda.. #but i cant do some of that bc i dont want covid to fucking kill us #ig mainly the food thing but also kinda the travel thing too

[iconicebby]

the funniest thing about the sexyman rematch is I haven't even seen the polls

#tumblr sexymen poll #tumblr sexyman #shut up ebby

[bigfootsbananasocks]

one step closer to this blog reaching it's final form

#still not super thrilled with the url but at some point I'll pick a better one #think it has to keep the bigfoot thing tho #shut up ebby

[mittysins]

Agender Baphomet inspired demon goat jumpscare.

Big teeth, big horns and occasionally, big belly.

This is Sabbath (They/He/She)

#would LOVE to make a suit of them eventually #I've never tried weft hair on fursuit a before but I'd like to try #there are some gorgeous fursuits out there that use synthetic hair #trans pregnancy #nbpreg #m draws #pregnancy #trans preg #also fun fact his name is mostly a reference to bl@ck sabbath rather than an actual sabbath #if you see the ebbie bunson inspiration shut up no you don't #the hairstyle weed and metal head tendencies are kinda where the similarities end

[italiansteebie]

also on ao3 // little steve and little rob

Steve was getting ready for Robin to come over, she was little, and Nancy had a job interview so she wasn’t available, and she only called Steve instead of Eddie because Robin was asking for him. He hopes she won’t be disappointed that he’s not little, too. (And maybe if he was honest with himself, he was feeling little, but he spent the last two weeks at Eddie’s, and he didn’t want to bother him again. He could hold off being little while Robin was here, right?)

Not too much longer after Steve had finished making some PB and J’s, he heard the telltale sound of Nancy’s car door, and there was the ringing of the door bell. He heaved a sigh, and willed himself to stay big, he could do this.

He forced on a smile and trudged over to the door. “Robs!” He sang, as he swung open the front door, “Stevie,” she answered, bouncing on her heels, backpack jingling and clinking with the sound of beads and markers. He opened the door wider so she could enter, smiling at Nancy who was waving from her car, shouting a quick, “Thank you!” 

Steve shut the door and whirled around to face Robin who was staring at him quizzically, “Not little?” She questioned, raising an eyebrow. Steve shook his head, “Nope.” He gave her a toothy smile. “Sure? Call Ebby?” She asked again, lisp coming through as she shook her backpack towards him. “‘M fine Robs, I feel a little fuzzy but not little, I can handle it, okay?” He said, voice soft, almost pleading. Robin finally let it go, shoulders slumping a little before she sauntered over to the coffee table where she proceeded to dump her back upside down, letting the contents spill over the table. 

She patted the space next to where she had plopped down, “Come make bracelets, Stevie.” She giggled, before grabbing some beads and stringing them on to the thread. Steve shook his head fondly, pushing down the fuzziness and sitting by Robin. “Can I make you a bracelet, Robs?” He asked, not planning on taking no for an answer. She nodded her head wordlessly as she focused on her bracelet, tongue poking out of the corner of her mouth as she strung another bead. 

They sat for a few minutes, quietly focused on making their respective bracelets, before Robin stood, “Finished!” She sang, shaking the bracelet in Steve’s face, it was colorful and sparkly, and just at the sight of it Steve had to fight the urge to regress. “It’s beautiful, Bobs!” He gasped dramatically, watching as she giggled at his antics, “For you,” she said simply before laying the bracelet on his lap and scurrying away. “I’m hungry, Stevie!” She shouted as she walked away, making her way to the kitchen. 

Steve rocked for a minute, zoning out, before he shook his head and stood. He could be big for a day, he could be big for Robin. He let out a heavy breath before following her into the kitchen, thanking his lucky stars he had the thought to pre-make lunch, he doesn’t think he could handle that right now if he was being completely honest, which, yeah. It was worrisome, but he was… Somewhat confident that he could stay big for Robin’s sake. He shook his head once more, hoping that the motion would shake away the feeling of being little. 

Robin was looking at him again, the same look she had on her face when she first got here. There was no doubt in Steve’s mind that she knew Steve was having trouble staying big. “Call Ebby?” She asked again, tone gentle. “‘M fine, Bobs. Lets get some lunch, kay?” he suggested, shifting the topic off of him as he reached into the refrigerator to grab the plate of sandwiches. 

He was about to place the plate down, but he miscalculated, and it landed on the floor. Pieces of porcelain and sandwiches went everywhere. “Oh no!” He heard Robin shout over the water that seemed to be filling his ears. He stared at the broken plate and the ruined sandwiches, before silently bending down to clean up his mess. He could feel the tears running down his face, and he knew his losing battle with the fuzziness was coming to an end. “Stevie,” Robin said, he looked up to meet her, and he crumpled. “Robbie, need Ebby, pease,” he wailed, wincing as he scratched himself on the broken porcelain. Her eyes widened at the sudden littleness, and scampered over to the phone, wary of the broken plate. 

She dialed Eddie’s number as fast as she could, carefully punching in the numbers her fuzzy brain struggled to remember. “Munson’s, this is Eddie,” 

“Ebby!”

“Robin? Are you little? Where’s Steve? Nance told me she left you over at his.”

“Ebby, Stevie needs help, hurt.”

“Is he little too?”

“Mhm, mhm.”

“Shit- Shoot, I mean. Stay there Robbie, I’m on my way.”

She hung up the phone, “Kay, Stevie. Called Ebby.” She called over to him, hearing him whimper in response. “You ‘kay, Stevie?” She asked, worried about her little brother. “No, wan’ Ebby.” He replied, sniffling as the tears ran down his face. Robin frowned, she knew Stevie wasn’t okay when she first got here. But Eddie was going to come and make things better, right?

Eddie was there in a matter of minutes, and if Robin weren’t so little, she'd think about how many laws he’d have to break to get there in the time he did, but that doesn’t matter because he’s here now and he’s gonna help. Robin was able to open the door for him and let him in. He squeezed Robin into a hug, “Hey, Robs. You okay? Where’s Steve?” He asked, rubbing a hand up and down her back. She took a breath and started babbling out the story. 

“And then the plate fell and went boom! ‘N now Stevie’s in the kitchen and he’s real sad, Ebby.” She finished, shaking her head and pointing to the kitchen, where now that he thought about it, he could hear the soft whimpers Steve was letting out. Eddie sighed, “Okay, why don’t you go sit in the living room and turn on some cartoons. See if you can find Scooby doo, hm?” Robin nodded, smile slowly returning at the mention of cartoons, and wobbled off to the living room. Eddie made his way to the kitchen, relaxing slightly at the sound of the TV turning on.

“Ebby,” 

“Oh, Stevie baby.” 

The sight was pitiful, Steve was sitting on the kitchen floor, eyes big and round and shining with tears. There was shattered pieces of plate all around him. “I’m comin’ baby, hang on.” Eddie said as he stepped over the mess, watching as Steve held his arms up, waiting for Eddie to come get him. He made grabby hands for the metal head in front of him, melting once he was in Eddie’s warm embrace. “What happened, baby? Why didn’t you call?” Eddie’s chest rumbled as he spoke, and Steve buried his head further into his chest. “Din’ wan’ bother you. Wanna be big for Robbie.” He cried. 

“Oh my love, I’ve told you, taking care of you does not bother me. Okay? You could’ve hurt yourself really badly, Stevie. I’d rather be here with you and keep you safe than have you try and be big, especially when you’re feeling so small.” Eddie soothed, squeezing him tighter, letting that deep pressure set in. 

Once Steve was calm, and the mess was clean, and everyone was settled in on the couch, Steve had fully regressed, and it was evident in the way he was chewing on Eddie’s shirt while watching cartoons with half lidded eyes. “Hey, Bobs. Can you do me a huge favor?” Eddie asked quietly, smiling when she jumped up and nodded enthusiastically. “Can you go and get Stevie’s paci from his nightstand? He had a big day with lots of feelings and you’d be making him really happy if you did that.” Eddie convinced. He knew it wouldn't take too much, little Robin was always up to the task, especially if it meant helping Steve. 

He watched as she bounded up the stairs before shifting his focus back onto Steve. “How you feeling, baby?” He asked softly. “Little,” Steve murmured, slurring around his words. “That’s okay, my love. Bobs is getting your paci for you. Isn’t that so nice of her?” 

“Mhm.”

At that moment Robin came bouncing back down the stairs before presenting the soft purple item in front of Steve. “Tanks, Robbie,” Steve lisped as he slipped the item into his mouth. Robin beamed at him before flopping back down onto the couch, cuddling into Eddie. “You did so good, Robs. Thanks for helpin’ out.” Eddie praised, smiling as Robin giggled. “Next time you and Stevie are alone, make sure you tell him it’s okay to be little. No matter how long, ‘kay?”

Robin nodded against his chest as she curled up on the plush couch. “I like when Stevie is little with me,” She lisped. “I know you do.” The metal head said, rubbing her back. The calming sound of Steve suckling on his pacifier, and the quiet cartoons flickering on the TV, made for a perfect impromptu nap, that none of them could fight. Eddie smiled, watching the eyes of his littles slip closed, they deserved this. 

#steve harrington #robin buckley #best friend robin #little steve harrington #little robin buckley #agere little steve harrington #agere little robin Buckley #agere caregiver Eddie munson #caregiver eddie munson #stranger things agere #Steve Harrington agere #sad steve harrington #steve harrington headcanons

[tainbocuailnge]

absolutely hilarious how ebenholz told the lingering power of the most feared and powerful tyrant in recent history that lives in his head and has consistently and thoroughly made his life worse at every turn that he would not hesitate for a moment to violently kill himself should said evil wizard ghost try any more funny shit and all the witch king could say in response was “tsk, kids these days....” before indeed shutting up. ebbie’s handlers could learn a thing or two about how to make an effective threat

#arklance

[moonlight-seraph]

It's extremely funny to look at someone's who's going all like "oh what's a pretty young girl like you doing with all those TATTOOS?" and shut them down with "I escaped a cult"

Some woman was shaping up to be super condescending and then I got to watch her sputter and then stumble off to escape

Anyway I got a double scoop cone of razzberry chocolate chunk and coffee caramel ice cream :) Evelyn got cookie dough, Anna got some peanutbutter icecream (it is really weird watching a Chandelure eat, let me fucking tell you), Saif got mint chocolate, Yama got a chocolate ice cream red velvet cookie sandwich, Micha got cookies and cream, and Ebby got some fish-safe strawberry ice cream (which is Gross but I love her anyway).

We are Thriving and after I'm done watching records of Drayden's gym battles I'll fuck off and go challenge him properly.

#draka.txt #pkmn rp #pkmn irl #oc rp

[emotchalla]

tw: mentions of state violence, Black ppl being killed

y’all know how Black people always say “watch whiteness work” and some of y’all still have the audacity to act confused by what we mean?

this is exactly what we mean. white ppl storming the white house, ARMED, breaking into the senate, fucking intimidating the hell out of cops and causing mass chaos, acting like THUGS—and being labeled simply as protestors.

nobody’s dead. nobody’s been beaten. y’all got a curfew set but ain’t nobody gonna follow that. their president LITERALLY encouraged this shit to happen.

we have consistently been told that we’re wrong for demanding that we don’t get fucking killed for existing. we’ve been fighting for our lives and have been beaten, maced, tear-gassed, kidnapped, arrested, imprisoned, fined, KILLED as a result of that.

but today, we’re watching a mass wave of whiteness (and this system) working exactly the way it’s intended to. and that’s terrifying to see.

#emotchalla talks #shut up ebby #emotchalla yells

[ask-those-killjoy-kids]

Art Trade with beautiful @xxpixeldustxx 

Seline is gorgeous and I absolutely love her cape!! Hope you like it Pixel!!

#Art Trade #xxPixelDustxx #OC #so beautiful #new art style #shut up ebby #^w^

[flashyfucker]

shut up bc now i gotta live out my The Nanny fantasy with ebby but at the same time he gives such stay at home dad energy while you’re the breadwinner 😭 (in the best way possible)

so the nanny fantasy has my entire heart (i love a questionable power dynamic and age gap more than anything. sorry for being fucked in the head x) but ebby x an athlete who plays a summer sport so their seasons don't align and they take turns acting like the "breadwinner"? that's such a fun idea actually

#i might be stuck on the ebby x nanny idea for a while though #ff.asks #anon

[shutupebby]

anyone else feel like it's inappropriate to invite yourself to things but then get upset when you know plans were made but an invitation wasn't explicitly extended to you?

#my friends were talking last week about doing stuff this morning #but it felt like one friend was targeting thise plans to my other friend instead of to the general group so... #idk i just want to do stuff with my friends but im tired of having to be the one to make the plans if i wanna see them #vent post #shut up ebby #*those... im not going back to properly edit that

[iconicebby]

almost there..

#boop #shut up ebby #i didn't think I'd actually get this far

[feralcoffeebug]

*skitters in here*

for the uhh, ask game thing !! genshin :0?

Blorbo: Albedo,,, I think about him So Much and you have to hear about all of it. He’s dough a cool character and I will never stop talking about him,,,

Scrunkly: Chongyun,,, hes adorable and I love him so so much and any time I see anything with him I am in love with how adorable he is.

Scrimblo bimblo: Paimon?? Don’t know why so many people Don’t Like Her?? Like she is trying her Best and I love the theory she might actually have a huge part in the story as a part of celestia.

Glup shitto: Crey/Imposter Albedo/Subject two. You know this, I Am literally in Love with Crey. I will not shut up about him and I kin him so fucking hard it’s stupid

Poor little meow meow: Rhinedottir. You know why, I love her so much and I would help her commit her war crimes that violate tevats Genova conventions. We’ve talked in depth about this. It worries Albedo.

Horse Plinko: Zhongli, or Childe, they’re both fun to mess around with tbh,,,

Ebby deeby: Scarmouche.

#asks answered #t-mbourine #bell rings||🔔

[kissimirrit]

Hxh scrimblo bimblo and ebby debby

i'm gonna do all of them

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): GON.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): alluka

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): ZUSHI ZUSHI ZUSHI ZUSHI (and ikalgo to an extent)

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): gold dust girl <3

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): pike

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): killua

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): killua

[askthefaeling]

Giving Up (2/2)

Everybody froze. Ebby froze, one hand clutching at Lyra’s shirt, where the fairy knelt frozen with a hand outstretched towards Vellner. Kiran froze in the doorway, hazel eyes taking in the unexpected scene with open surprise. Vellner was the only one to move.

He turned back towards Lyra. “Lyra, I need you to get her out of here,” he said, his voice low and eerily calm as he jerked his chin towards Ebby. “And then I need you to listen to me for once and never come back.” She couldn’t keep risking her own freedom for his. He wasn’t worth it.

Tears pooled in the corners of Lyra’s confused maroon eyes. “W-what?” she whispered, glancing between him and the human still standing in the doorway. “Vellner, you can’t mean that-”

“I said go!” Vellner yelled, his composure shattering. His hands were shaking, his eyes wide and wet and frantic as he thrust a hand palm-out towards the window, as if to cast her away. “I can’t, Lyra. I can’t do it anymore.” His voice was trembling along with the rest of him now. “I can’t go out in the world and pretend that I’m free. I’m not. I always end up right! back! here!” He jabbed his finger towards his cage for emphasis, his teeth gritted as the admission spilled forth. It burned on the way out. “So what is the fucking point of me leaving? I’m done,” he rubbed at his face, still babbling frantically, “I’m so godsdamn tired of trying and hoping and pretending for something better. It never lasts, and it just makes it so much worse. I’m done! I’m not going.”

Vellner’s hands were shaking so badly that he had to cross his arms and clutch at his shirt. He looked at Lyra with burning eyes, willing her to leave.

Tears spilled over onto Lyra’s cheeks. “Vellner…” she tried again, a final plea.

Her voice broke the spell. Kiran stepped fully into the room and Lyra straightened, taking Ebby’s hand. With one last sorrowful look at Vellner the fairies alighted and zipped out the window before the human could so much as take another step.

Kiran shut the door behind him and slowly approached the desk. Vellner didn’t move, still holding himself together and staring out the window with wet, red eyes. Kiran took a seat hesitantly, as if waiting for Vellner to explode. The wingless fae didn’t even twitch; he just stood there, shuddering.

“Vellner?” Kiran eventually asked. “Did you…” He didn’t know how to start. Guilt and hope were churning like oil and water in the pit of his stomach. “Was it because of me?”

Laughter, staccato and abrupt and more than a little hysterical, bubbled up out of Vellner. He looked up and over at Kiran with a fierce, lost look in his eyes. “Of course you weren’t really listening!” Vellner burst, too loud to even sound angry. “Of course! You don’t get it! This isn’t about you!”

With that Vellner broke. His legs gave out from under him and he collapsed onto the wood of the desk, curling up into himself and sobbing into his hands, as if his tears were water bursting from a splintered dam.

Kiran hesitated a moment before gently scooping up Vellner into a hand and holding him close. Vellner stayed curled up, a quaking little ball, and sobbed out wretchedly, “I hate you!” The loathing flowed outward, and inward too, black and stifling. “I hate you!”

Kiran’s gaze settled on the open window, their entire shared past playing out behind his eyes. “…I know.”

#giving up #so i broke vellner #oops?

[thisisgonnafuxkinkillme]

“I like your shoe laces”

Aizawa:

“Shut the fuck up.”

Toshi, wearing slippers:

“??? thanks???”

“is that a meme?”

(pronounces it me-me)

Nighteye:

“...”

“...”

“...”

“ok”

(what am i supposed to say again?? Thanks, I got them from...the ebby deeby?”

Gang Orca:

“....ok?”

Hizashi:

“THANKS, I GOT THEM FROM OBAMA”

(has no idea what youre referencing, he’s just a fucking crackhead)

#mha headcannons #toshinori yagi #fatgum #hizashi yamada #hizashi mha #yagi mha #toshi mha #bnha headcannons #gang orca headcannons #kugo sakamata #sakamata kugo #kugo headcannons #aizawa headcannons #aizawa shouta #aizawa shota #nighteye headcannons #mha nighteye #Mirai Sasaki #ebby deeby