my grandma just asked me why i can’t just message barry??? like??? “i’m sure he’ll like you” “y’know i’m convinced micheal jordan knows who i am so…” GRANDMA.
" - and it isn't as if I couldn't have managed myself," David insists as they squish side-by-side into the house.
"Which is why I let you handle the first and the second fights of the day on your own," Spot says reasonably. He's leaning heavily on David, having taken an unfortunate tumble just after they'd extricated themselves from the third fight. "But if you're going to keep stirring up trouble -"
"I'm not stirring up anything!" protests David. He helps Spot settle on the couch. "Not on purpose, anyway."
"Say what you want, Daves, but you've got a hell of a mouth on you," Spot says.
"I can't say I disagree," Race says, halfway down the stairs. "Christ, Spot, what happened to you?"
"Davey looks worse," Spot says, because he's a traitor.
David grimaces, then winces because it pulls at his bruised face in an uncomfortable way. He turns to look at Race, who swears very loudly.
"Fucking hell, guys," Race says. "I leave you alone for two hours -"
"We're fine," Spot and David say in unison.
Race pinches the bridge of his nose. "I'm divorcing both of you."
"Aw, but baby," Spot says, hauling himself back to his feet by David's elbow, "you love us."
"Yeah," says David, after squawking a bit as Spot pulled him off balance, "you love us."
which fictional character was Emma Mountebank's gay awakening?
I was sitting here looking at this for like ten seconds and then my answer entered stage left at light speed and hit me like a brick to the face: she def didn't REALIZE it at the time but like, in hindsight... Emma's Gay Awakening was Lara Croft circa 2001. The Angelina Jolie!Lara era.
Honorable mention to Evie's sai fight in The Mummy Returns (also 2001)
r: free animals (aka. jacob seed / sybille la roux / eli palmer) | far cry 5
You get what you came for, what you stayed for
I only know how to satisfy your craving
This is what you crave
Know what you're made of, what you're made of
Flesh and bones won't lie
They won't lie
Free animal, free animal
My heart beats in patters to the broken sound
Free animal, free animal
You're the only one that can calm me down