#shitposts-and-countryhumans-hell

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How a good deal of people apparently see the ussr x third reich ship in this fandom for SOME REASON: fluffy, non-toxic, functional relationship with maybe some sexy time here & there

How I see the ship: third reich is a toxic destructive gremlin shitlord with a niceguy™ either complex or something else that i don’t know the name of that’s kinda chasing after ussr romantically for some reason, ussr is tired, done™ with pretty much everything , and most likely drunk a good portion of the time, plus he really needs to get more than an hour’s worth of sleep for the safety of literally everyone else around him. There is a possibility of either hate-fucking or drunk-fucking, but either way, a match made in hell. If that relationship somehow manages to work out, it most likely ain’t gonna be a particularly healthy, fluffy, or a functional one. 

#countryhumans #countryhuman #kinda shitposty? #shitpost #ch third reich #ch USSR #draw l8r #shitposts-and-countryhumans-hell #mun speaks #its sorta a shitpost #mun opiniond #ussr x third reich #i feel cursed for writing that tag

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(Genderbend AU)

France: BEHOLD! My WIFE!!!

Germany, who had just walked through the door: Was?

#why the HELL did i just see this now? #mobile whyyyyy #submission #not mine #countryhumans #countryhumans france #countryhumans germany #gerfra #gerfra best ship fight me #shitpost

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|Why is there so little nazi-punching in this fandom|

|I mean, third reich is right tHERE AND IS PERFECTLY PUNCHABLE.|

#mun speaks #just fukin D E C K third reich #little bastard man deserves to be decked into the sun #shitposts-and-countryhumans-hell #countryhumans #countryhuman

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Mun & Friend talking about countryhumans 01

WARNING!! THIS IS A REALLY LONG POST

The full post will be under the read more. and it has been copy/pasted (with the friend’s consent) almost exactly how it was in the chat thing we were using.

(For reference, M = me F = friend)

M: i recently got dragged into sanother fandom of sorts F: Oh? M: yea M: countryhumans is the fandom i kinda fell into recently it's like someone fused hetalia & countryballs/polandball they don't sugarcoat the history eaither tho im s bit concerned on the matter of one ship in the fandom that a lot of the ppl apparently like F: Oh? M: yea F: What ship? M: USSR x Third Reich aka USSR x Nazi Germant *germany F: ....why? M: idk bc in irl history they were allies? i gues??? tho personally i dont see that ship actually working out. At best they'd get along like a house on fire. F: No??? They weren’t allies M: my brain made me logically think about how that ship would like work and i hate my brain now there was a nonaggression pact and they both took over poland as allies that changed in june 1941 when nazi germany brok the nonaggression pact by invading F: Ah oks. I didn’t know that M: cool also like, i dont get y the fandom sees that ship as a rly fluff/healthy/functional relationship at best the two'd prob get along like a house on fire and that's if the romantic feelings were for both sides which they prob wouldn't b realistically and taking history into account, i can make the logical conclution that third reich is a violent niceguy^tm F: Really? M: the whole breaking the nonaggression pact thing it was a pretty sweet gig for when the two were allies so, logically, if only one side had romantic attraction and the other only saw it as a coworker sort of relationship, and the one who had the romantic feelings happened to be a violent nicrguy^tm well i think that you can get what im getting at here F: Yeah I think I can

[[we both kinda veer off topic for a bit]]

M: also like, a good deal of the fandom somehow unconciously aggrees that USSR got mcfukin thanos snapped but i mean, the irl ussr did kinda fall aprt so it's not THAT far off historically speaking

[[we sorta go off topic for a little bit]]

M: did you know that some people have made a RusAme ship child F: Really? M: just like, im baffled bc of how that would be bilogically possible and yes F: How??? M: like do new countryhumans just pop into existance or is it a sexual reproduction thing bc i sure af dont know mayb its a combination idrk F: maybe it was a new country? M: no it was def a ship child design uncreative name tho F: wtf M: the person literally just named them the ship name F: what's the name? M: Rusame F: really?? M: the person named it the name of the ship yea F: that's lazy as fuck M: yea i know there's a fukin fantasy country name generator y not use that F: that is true why not use that? M: mayb the person didnt kno about it or mayb they wanted to make it clear that it was a actual ship child idk F: or maybe they got lazy M: true F: i still question how that works M: same honestly it's gonna keep me up tonight never thought that i'd be staring at the ceiling for a hour trying to figure out how countryhumans have kids like... do they fuck? or...? F: i'm sticking with the theory that a new country was formed that was the equivalent of sex M: well since there really isnt any canon that i can think of in regards to that theory, you can see it that way i'm thinking that it's a combination of actual fucking and the new country just sorta popping into existance F: i could see that M: must b p awkward for the ones fucking tho lol just doin the thing an then suddenly a child just pops into existance ll *lol F: Lol thats true M: but also, since the fandom subconciously aggreess that russia is ussr's son that means that ussr cannonly fucks and i... dont know what to do with that information F: my question is who did ussr fuck to get russia? M: idk prob not third reich tho F: that's true did...did it fuck itself? M: i dont think so?? thats not how sexual reproduction works that may work in asexual reproduction maybe, but not sexual reproduction F: but what country can do that with the ussr and have russia? M: idk also i cant beilive that were actually talking about this F: how countries can fuck i can't either M: wait a lot of the fandom sees uk & france as america's parents thEY FUCKED F: i think it was an orgy cause spain and dutch M: ok true oml that's sorta historically accurate *wheezing with laughter* F: i mean it's not that far off M: yea true  but there's also canada & australia to think about too bc the fandom kinda sees them & usa as sibs so : ) F: wait i'm just thinking of all the states that were under other countries rule and just became states for america does that mean they became america's sex slaves? M: adopoted children or sibs E W NO im thinking they're either nonexistant or just sorta adopted sibs or something i mean usa & uk did kinda have a falling out in history F: that's true. and amarica did take a lot from britain M: usa had a teenage rebellion that caused the two to kinda dislike eachother p heavily also like, some ppl see some other countries as ussr's kids as well, and my reasearch showed that saud countries that those saw as ussrs kida were some of the ones that made up the ussr irl so in the ch verse ussr has fucked multiple times and i... dont know what to do w/ that information... F: i wonder if the roman empire is a person in this world too M: mayb they're prob like dead but mayb also apparently the irl ussr was made up of 15 diff countries ch ussr fucks and prob woulve continoed to fuck if he didn't get mcfukin thanos snapped F: lmao M: also like i kinda feel sorry for the dude he had 15 kids 15 F: he probably didn't get any sleep like at all M: lol yea constantly shows p late w/ tsarbucks (als no that is not a typo it's a pun lmao) F: lol

#mun speaks #long post #shitposts-and-countryhumans-hell #mun & friend talks about countryhumans #countryhumans #countryhuman #shitpost idea #shitpost ideas #hoo boy #im gonna need to draw some of these things #eventually

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|Has anyone made this joke before/yet or...|

|(If you don’t get the joke it’s a reference to the nonaggression pact/that time that USSR & nazi germany were allies in WW2 bc of the nonaggression pact irl)|

#mun speaks #draw l8r #mun shitposts #shitpost #shitposts-and-countryhumans-hell #countryhumans #countryhuman

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Shitpost idea 01

USSR showing up 15 minutes late with tsarbucks to a allied powers meeting in June 1941 because Third Reich broke the non-aggression agreement/pact

#mun shitposts #shitpost #shitpost idea #countryhumans #countryhuman #ch USSR #shitposts-and-countryhumans-hell #there's a pun lmao #yall can slap me for this pun if ya want lol #feel free to draw this if you want to! #draw l8r

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|if anyone remembers this post, I’VE DRAWN IT. (sorry for my terrible penmanship & bad camera lmao)|

|B E H O L D  A  S H I T P O S T|

#countryhumans #countryhuman #shitpost #ch axis powers #ch third reich #ch USSR #shitposts-and-countryhumans-hell #color l8r #mun shitposts #mun speaks #sorry that yall had to see my terrible handwriting lol #my art

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I Finally Talk About My Feelings For CountryHumans

I don’t necessarily hate it (if i were to be hating it i would’ve been making a ch hate acc or posting in that subreddit), but i have many problems with it.

Let’s start with how i first encountered countryhumans--- just over a year ago (about late April) me and my sister were stranded in our cousin’s home because we were going to tend to our sick grandmother (now dead; rest-in-peace) i found Pkrussl’s video about circle flagheads, clicked on it, and burst out laughing. so i got the deal, and tried to avoid this cursed thing that sexualises the third reich.

That worked well.

and now here i am, a year in limbo.

if limbo hurts me too much, i won’t be able to stand burning hell that was my life for the past fifteen years.

hey, do you know what’s the most frustrating thing about this fandom? it’s about the fact that people would pay attention to what was already GIVEN to them and shunts aside the people who actually has much more creative ideas than what the bland mainstream has. aren’t people... supposed to love ORIGINAL and CREATIVE ideas? or is it the fact that people are so used to the mainstream that it made them lose the fact that they have creativity and goes along with the flow, dancing to the good artists (yet... terribly lacking in actual content) and this makes me... frustrated. the fact that we can only get to fame by drawing the ‘famous’ countries and its ‘famous dynamic’ (i’ve seen half-assed gacha pieces get more likes than me... WHAT)

also the most i complained about is that i broke my wrists writing and drawing to give content out for everyone but in the end they... get.... 5-10 notes... while the shitposts i wrote for ten seconds.... can get to 100.... guess people here in this fandom REALLY LOVE originality B)

then there’s also the sexualisation... but we aren’t talking about THAT, we’re gonna talk about the inconsiderate assholes who think they’re the ‘angel saviours’ of the fandom by saying that we are... disrespecting people’s sexualising and fetishising interpretations of horrible regimes we have horrible memories of. the most current example i have is @redffeather‘s post about the Japanese Empire here, then look at the comments.

yeah so i got mad at those comments because first of all--- they have NO IDEA of the impact the Imperial Japanese Army made, and second of all, they did more bad than good, and third, they said it was disrespectful and asked deci why she put it on the ch’s hashtag.

haha why don’t u read the whole thing u dumb bitch-- don’t u have at least ONE brain cell rather than critique someone who was just frustrated at the whole fandom?

then there was also my discord argument w/ some guy, and they said the Soviet Union wasn’t ‘that bad’ and i told them ‘um they killed 20 million people’. then they responded with ‘i bet you googled that’. then proceed to make fun of the whole debacle by including Canada burning the White House.

u can tell and Estonian/Kazakh/Ukrainian that the Soviet Union wasn’t that bad. how would they respond

then there was also a comment in a Korean Empire/Japanese Empire drawing (EW EW EW) who said that their relative was a comfort woman and this is offensive, another person told them ‘it’s fictional’ and to ‘get out’.

yeah so basically most of the ch fandom are rather... inconsiderate with other people’s feelings, and prioritise their own. this makes me rather annoyed, as i have loads of assholes harrassing me for.... making Philippines embody the government rather than the people... i don’t... WHAT

THE CH FANDOM FEEDS OFF OF MY SPITE, ANGER, STRESS AND ALL MY NEGATIVE EMOTIONS

TL;DR:

someone: hey the IJA was a horrible army--- please stop sexualising it

inconsiderate person: OH MY GOD YOU’RE SO MEAN DON’T LIKE DON’T LOOK!!!

#countryhumans #vent #rant #mine #ya'll i #my wrists hurt #i think my wrist snapped uh #i made a rant and turned my anger from my family to this