AU in which Aerith steals a hoodie from Tifa who stole it from Cloud who stole it from Zack who stole it from Sephiroth who stole it from Genesis who stole it from Angeal who had to steal it from Shinra’s supply depot because they didn’t get the memo about him being allowed to have extras.
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Sometimes official merch can be hilarious.
Like I bet the idea for this one was "hey we accidentally ordered too many office clipboards. What should we do with them?"
"Stamp the ShinRa Logo on it. Hell, let's do it with business card wallets and those extra lanyards. Oh while we're at it let's do it with some umbrellas too. Memo holders, eyeglass cases, pencil cases... just stamp it on anything."
"Sir, no one will buy this stuff. ... why did it sell out?"
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Piggyback Reno x Rufus after FFVII Advent Children
Reno: Hey, boss. Gotta say, if you keep getting kidnapped this often, maybe I should start calling you "princess."
Rufus: Oh, Reno. I can still strangle you from here.
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Rufus x reader oneshot where he has a crush on the reader who is also super rich but y/n doesn’t like him but secretly does but like doesn’t want to show it? Sorry if that doesn’t make sense thank you in advance !!
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“Come Y/N look at him!” your friend pulled on your arm and pointed towards Rufus ShinRa. The presidents son. You hated these… ‘Charity nights’ made by ShinRa. It was just another boring party to show off how rich everyone was. You went anyway as a representation of your family. Your father had told you a few years ago.
“It’s high time that you step up in the business. Do your duty to the family… Bla bla…”
Now you were stuck going to parties you once found fun and constantly bumping into Rufus ShinRa.
Ok you found him kind of cute, but still he was nothing but a tool! And now he was coming over to you. You scowled at your friend who just smiled put her hands up and backed away slowly. Sighing you put on your best fake smile and looked at the man.
He had his best cocky smile on that every girl and guy would swoon or admire. You sighed and cursed your beating heart.
“Mr ShinRa,” you said putting out a hand.
He kissed it, cocky bastard,
“Please, just call me Rufus. I wanted to know, how things were going with the family? Printers, aren’t you?”
“Err… Yes, we own most of the printing shops within Midgar,” you replied with a soft smile.
Rufus just nodded and pointed to your drink, “Refill?”
You groaned internally but accepted, following him to the bar. He put his hand on your back as you stood at the finally carved wooden Bar. ShinRa HQ had a permanent one in place for functions. You scowled again.
The twat had to be touching you now didn’t he.
“You know, I only let people touch me if they take me out on a date first,” you said smoothly with a half-hearted smile.
“That can be arranged…” he whispered into your ear.
The feeling of his breath on your ear made you freeze. Your cheeks blushed crimson and your breath caught in your throat.
Stupid dick!
Somehow you were finding yourself agreeing.
“Alright, you take me on a date. If I find it good, I may let you take me on another one,” You replied folding your arms.
“It’s a deal,” he replied pushing a new drink towards you.
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Giving SOLDIERs a pizza party is more expensive than giving them the standard quarterly bonus for their paygrade at Shinra.
Either you order an adequate (insane) amount of pizza or you pay for the damages incurred when unsatisfied SOLDIERs go marauding.
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The least believable part of Final Fantasy VII is that a single corporation would control the entire government but still install handrails
[Image description Scene from Final Fantasy VII with Cloud infiltrating Mako Reactor 5 and there are hand rails everywhere]
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