The night before Andrew’s first pro game, he receives a box from a company he is intimately familiar with. Pretty pink calligraphy branding the pristine white box with Allison’s fashion logo. It’s a rather large box, and Andrew is expecting the worst, like bright pink pompoms, but when he opens it, there are several neatly folded piles of silky material—armbands.
The first pair in each bundle is a simple black, but as he goes through them, he finds the colors changing, colors matching his new uniforms, colors Andrew would never usually wear but was informed he’d have to during specific months of the year.
At the bottom of the box lay three pairs with a note labeling them “custom.” The first pair was all black, except for a small dagger on the insides of both wrists. The second set is similar in color, except when they catch the light, subtle color shines through. A stupid rainbow. The last set Andrew knows Neil must have had something to do with as they are bright orange and white, tiny little fox paws on the insides of both wrist.
There are two of each pair, thirty pairs total. At the bottom of the box is a note branded with Allison’s logo but also a tiny kangaroo, one that is also branded just above the elbow on every sleeve.
“First look at the new sports line. I call this one Rew.”
Andrew hates her, but he plays his first game, ensuring Allison’s logo is always visible.
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I like how Nora tried to make us believe there was something between Renee and Jean like- no- that's a lesbian collecting traumatized gay men to be her friends like they're Pokémon
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i think minkowski from wolf 359 should have been captain of a doomed whaling vessel in the 1820s. i think she would have been very good at that
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the cast/creator of the l word introducing reneé rapp at coachella because it’s her favorite show is so gay and on brand i can’t
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THERE IS THIS MAN💥🗣️ WHO OWNS A BUS TOURING COMPANY‼️‼️ HIS NAME IS💥💥 BUDDY💥💥. AND HE'S SUCH AN 🔥ASSHOLE🫵 AND HE WAS SO DISRESPECTFUL TO MY FRIENDS😔 PRISCILLA AND BELLA WHO I WORK WITH🗣️🗣️ AND TO MY MOTHER . 💥💥
IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS🗣️ I CAN'T STAND YOU🗣️ AND I HOPE YOUR BUSINESS 🔥🔥BURNS🔥🔥. YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL🗣️🫵 AND SO MYSOGINISTIC.💥 I HATE YOU💥.
COME ON PRISCILLA ‼️‼️ I HEAR PRISCILLA IN THE OTHER ROOM 💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️ YEAH ‼️‼️ YEAH ‼️‼️ FUCK YOU BUDDY.🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Rachel McAdams cameos on SNL to introduce Reneé Rapp
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One of the Foxes makes the mistake of asking Kevin how often he thinks about the Roman Empire to which he responds, “I’m glad you asked.” And then makes the whole team sit through a two hour PowerPoint presentation. He makes them take notes and gives a pop quiz after. Everyone fails. Kevin is disappointed.
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