Captain Cold, presumably at some kind of night club for supervillains: Okay, I gotta call bullshit. There's no way there's enough ladies with gigantificatin powers to have your own gang.
Giganta: Is so, and I'm fishing for us to go by the 'Pretty Dang Tall Ladies Gang'. It's funny, its technically true, it might not have the punch of the Rogues but it works.
Cold: So do you... like, exclusively fight shrinking heroes? Is that the gimmick?
Giganta: My dating preferences don't map to the whole gang's gimmick. Honestly I guess we'll take whoever we can get. I can tell you one thing. There's no way in hell we're fighting Elastiwoman if I can help it.
Cold: The... strchy, grow-tall lady from the Doom Patrol?
Giganta: Yeah, her.
Cold: What's the big deal? Issues with the Doom Patrol villains?
Giganta: No, but if I can avoid having to deal with them, all the better. Have you SEEN the people she fights? Makes the villains from Gotham look sensible.
Cold: So what's the issue with her?
Giganta: The issue is, fitting gimmick or not, fighting her is a pain in the ass because that woman has got the absolute most volatile, vicious temper I've seen in my goddamn life, and even if you OBVIOUSLY have got a battle of giants theme going on, the second she gets even slightly impatient or annoyed she's going to grow to half a mile tall and kick you so hard that you'll end up leaving atmosphere.
Cold: That is INCREDIBLY specific. Is this from personal experience.
Giganta: Maybe. I'm thinking about sending a apology basket to Wonder Woman for all the times we fought, having a giant shoeprint scar in your gut hurts like hell and now I feel bad for doing that to her, maybe.
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Also can we talk about the fact that in the butt-future, Laura is the only one not in doom manor? But in the actual future, Laura is the only one who chose to stay at doom manor?
One thing she was certain of though, she was alone 😭
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being a doom patrol fan is so hard. yeah i’m a big fan of the daughter of a sentient genderqueer crossdressing teleporting street. yeah the son her girlfriend had through spontaneous pregnancy was named milkman man and turned batman into a milk priest. yeah there was inflation. yeah this is the same chick who fucked an adult consenting man version of her cat.
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I'm getting tired of this trend of batman (and superman) being slotted into the "strawman" or "stern authority figure" role when it makes no sense in the story or with the character's history. It's clear the writers want to prop up a character by having them stand up to an established hero (or in the case of Paige, use Clark to put pressure on her) but they don't consider the character they're using to make this point. And yeah, who cares if the 2 biggest heroes of all time take hits in someone else's book. But it's insulting to the reader to throw character consistency out the window
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i see her for five seconds on screen and im already like ma'am i would do anything for you
god she is so *q*
love her
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that one scene in nostalgia patrol where larry instantly recognizes the movie playing at the rita farr retrospective and shushing everyone and its like awww hes such a supportive friend. and then he starts excitedly explaining the plot of a woman being pushed into a marriage that her mother keeps telling her will give her everything she ever wanted, but the woman has a secret lover she has to keep hidden and its like oh. oh.
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