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pyrotechnicdarts · 2 hours
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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pyrotechnicdarts · 4 hours
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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery
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pyrotechnicdarts · 4 hours
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pyrotechnicdarts · 5 hours
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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pyrotechnicdarts · 5 hours
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Here’s to hoping that every single person with schizophrenia or a schizoaffective disorder or DID or NPD or any other ridiculously demonized mental illnesses has a wonderful day
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pyrotechnicdarts · 5 hours
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Anon come back how do you teach yourself to purr
can't speak for anon but if you can gargle water, do the same breathing thing at the back of your throat, and practice until you can do it with your teeth together. Once you can do that you can adjust your pitch until it's about the same as a large housecat.
I had a friend who could make the sound come out of her upper chest but I've never managed that
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pyrotechnicdarts · 5 hours
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the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails
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Wow :(
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me...
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pyrotechnicdarts · 5 hours
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I'm WHEEZING
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pyrotechnicdarts · 7 hours
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4 hours ago from entertainment weekly
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Source: Dyke Strippers; Lesbian Cartoonists A to Z , edited by Roz Warren
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pyrotechnicdarts · 7 hours
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crabs are literally being forcefemmed by barnacles every day and no one ever talks about it
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pyrotechnicdarts · 10 hours
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trauma induced flirting (?)
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pyrotechnicdarts · 11 hours
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we should hype up bottom surgery more i think. both twitter transphobes and chronically online trans people really like to be disgusted at phalloplasty, vaginoplasty, ext. and i really think we should treat them as cool and sexy and neutral like top surgery scars or whatever
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