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lonespektr · 2 years

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Oct 19th The School for Good and Evil

Ugh why are they giving the game away already SPOILERS DAMN they counted have kept that for later

I love Agatha

Soph TBD...

And I am still kinda 😬😬😬 about her nose

The relationship is legit though

Full codependency / Very toxic and unhealthy

No way. I'm never letting you go.

Yea we saw them at the trailer but birbs look even better than I thought

That didn't need to be spoon fed

Hort!!!

Legend!!!

Okay really spoon feeding so they think toddlers are watching this

Dot looks fab

I like Charlize's take on Lesso is not to the book but it's good

Also distinguishes her from her evil queen portrayals of the past

Dove y

The audio book is DOE-VY

Ugh she's a bit floaty

OK cool she's chill

Armor

The school looks good

Aggie is PERFECT

Appropriately nauseating

Excalibur????? But????

I like that dovey is mad competitive

EGO

Oh Interesting thought Anadil not Dot

Ok they did that to add confusion /better

I think they could have found a different Hester.. Looks wise

Study looks on point

Yuba

Tattoo is great

Not a candy man knock off

Not saying my love and pivoting to dovey immediately

They are implying real is tricking her instead of the fact that she is just a complete fucking narcissist

Soph isn't evil enough by far

Straight from the book

switching from the roach was smart

Legit soph isn't nearly as insufferable she just looks like she's being manipulated

By a creeper older guy

Soph is a genuinely shit person

OK so in order to update it thru just reframed LITERALLY EVERYTHING to where the teachers don't even respect the school and its considered a husk of itself

This is mad rushed

Most importantly they haven't proved their case against soph

Ugh nose

Further more she's being bad for no reason

In the book Sophie is mad fucking insecure she's not good at begging good has massive self doubt is good at being bad and decides to do the thing she is good at and not rejected from where she feels love

Great take down of fairy tales at least

So much agency has been taken from her I support women's wrongs

Lots of real bad changes

Not like ella enchanted level ones but bad

Fucked dovey and lesso

#spooky 22 watch #the school for good and evil

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mha-adore · 3 years

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General HCs: Students

Excluding Dekusquad and Bakusquad I have everyone else here, I hope you like it ☺

Tokoyami (+Dark Shadow)

* He's really trying to be a harbinger of truth and exposer of deciet. He's a dork. He's just trying to impress you.

* He's so stupidly into music and has like seven playlists he's made for you. Please listen to them he worked hard. He's really shy about his music tastes.

* Dark Shadow teases him relentlessly. You're walking near him? Tokoyami mysteriously trips into your open arms. You need help reaching something on a high shelf? Shadow birb got you covered. His only goal is to make you notice how flustered he is with you.

* He's insecure about being part avian. Most people aren't really attracted to birds, right? Honestly he could look like anything, it doesn't matter. He's a little angsty but kind hearted and pays close attention to you.

Jiro

* She's written like fifteen songs for you and you've heard none of them. They're top secret hidden in her locked diary. If you ask her very nicely and promise not to judge she'll play some for you.

* Expect a lot of punk and metal gifts from her. Her entire existence is punk and metal please lift her up. She is so shy about it.

* Totally the flustered gf. Borrows your clothes without asking and denies it only to approach you in front of everyone else and be like "oh hey here's your shirt back btw" and leave like it was nothing but she is screaming inside.

* Honestly just share a closet with her you two would trade clothes so often you'd need to stitch your names into the tags to keep track. Share the same perfume/cologne too while you're at it. Did you use the same fragrance or did you snuggle together for an hour? No one else knows.

Momo

* She knows other people are after her either for her physique, her family wealth or both and as such, is distrustful at first. She doesn't want to fall for someone only to learn they're using her. Give her space to get comfortable with who you are.

* That said when she knows it's genuine feelings she spoils you rotten. Designer clothes, expensive jewelry, a custom hero costume etc. Her wallet is yours for the taking. Please don't fuck her over.

* Because her family is well known both as elites and heroes she has a reputation to keep up. She insists that you go with her dressed well and looking great so she can show you off with style.

* She is actually very soft hearted and needs some soft love sometimes. Just sit with her under a blanket she made and watch a romcom. Don't judge her for binge eating, she needs to eat well to support her quirk. If anyone makes fun of her kick their ass into the stratosphere.

Aoyama

* He simply will not stop sparkling and neither shall you. He shares his skin care, hair care and multi vitamins with you. You're both glowing, literally.

* He can be spontaneous and over the top in everything he does. He likes to show off and catch stares. He wants to catch your stare. If you gaze longingly at him he'll act suave while squealing with glee inside.

* He spends his money frivolously. He buys expensive care products, jewelry, clothes, stuffed animals...Did I mention it's all for you? He's penniless for you and doesn't mind that at all.

* He craves your attention so much. Spend some time alone with him and just look at him. In public keep your eyes locked on him. His ego will go through the roof, in the best way.

Monoma

* He is so fucking full of himself. Until you're around. He's usually narcissistic and up his own ass but when you walk by he's suddenly humble, kind and friendly. It's just him wanting you to see his good side.

* Sweet hearted asshole wants to feel loved. Just be kind to him. Help him with his homework. Spend free time with him. Help him show up 1-A. He'll love it.

* Totally uses you as a reason 1-B is better than 1-A. "Sure you guys fought villains and all but you don't have anyone even vaguely as attractive as my beloved!" Just let him have his fun in the sun.

* His hero costume is over the top for a reason. He wants to be the prince to sweep you off your feet, kiss you and ride off on a horse. He has the attire covered. Next, your love.

Hitoshi

* Above anything please just be accepting of his quirk. Don't ask him to use it for anything unnecessary or say anything bad about it. He's been ridiculed his entire life for his "villainous quirk", please be kind.

* Nap with him dammit. He's sleeping deprived because he pours all day and night into becoming good enough for 1-A. He wants to be a real hero and he values that over sleep. Cuddle with him at night and he'll sleep like a happy rock.

* You must love cats, end of discussion. His backpack is cat shaped, his phone case is a cat, his spirit animal is a cat, he may as well be a cat. He'd be over the moon if you compares him to a Maine Coon.

* When he does get into 1-A please be happy for him. He worked so hard for it, show your support. Even if you're in different classes you can see each other during lunchbreaks and after school.

Mirio

* He is sunshine. He is warmth. He adopts introverts. It's our man. His hugs are like butterfly kisses if they could crush you.

* He's the type to be really into you and still treat you like a friend. He can't get with someone unless he knows them very well beforehand.

* Though he's friendly and out reaching to others he's still a private person who shares little about his personal life. He needs to learn about you first. Being open yourself will encourage him to start chatting about himself.

* He loves romantic songs. He isn't one for Spotify, playlists or the such but if he hears a song that makes him think of you he's texting you the link immediately. He gets so caught up texting you that he stops listening to others and is in his own little world.

Tamaki

* He is just....So shy. So baby. He really wants to be a strong hero and save the people he loves but he is so shy. Don't pressure him into anything, he just needs someone who will let him be himself.

* That said, he has no experience in love. He's had crushes over the years but nothing meaningful enough to mention. Until you came along and took his heart for a stroll. Now you're all he thinks about. Is your hand warm? Do you like to kiss cheeks? What's your favorite flavor Pop Tart?

* When he manages to confess to you (not if, when) it'll be something cheesy but sweet. Like on Valentine's Day he'll leave a heartfelt card on your desk with his signature and a flower. He's a simple man.

* His feelings are so sensitive please never yell at him, not even out of excitement. He's scared of upsetting the people he cares about and wouldn't dream of upsetting you, his little mochi ice cream. Yes all his pet names for you are based on food.

Nejire

* She's the personification of a flower crown. With thorns. Very soft, sweet and pleasing to the eyes but very capable of defending herself. She is not a sex object and beats the ass of anyone who says so about herself or you.

* I personally headcanon her as asexual but that's my idea on it. You can see it however you like. Either way she's very romantic and loves cute gestures like 3 foot tall teddy bears and hand sewn clothes.

* Imagine this: at the beauty pageant, she wears a dress you sewed for her yourself and, alongside her natural beauty and talent, wins the pageant. She would have just been proud to show everyone your skills but she won wearing that dress, you can bet she's telling everyone you made it.

* She treats Eri like a daughter and hopes you'll do the same with her. Call it a little childish but she loves the idea of playing house with you. Married in a little happy home caring for Eri together.

I think that's everyone I need to add for now. If you want to see someone else in this let me know! My next two posts will be this same format for pros and villains. If you have any headcanons to share or a request my inbox is open

#mha x reader #tokoyami #tokoyami x reader #jiro kyoka #jiro x reader #momo yaoyorozu #momo x reader #aoyama yūga #aoyama x reader #monoma neito #monoma x reader #mirio togata #mirio x reader #tamaki amakiji #tamaki x reader #nejire hado #nejire x reader

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rosenfey · 6 years

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7. for tereese or evelin? ✨

why not both? both is good

7. — their interactions with their pets, if they have them

tereese: she has two very posh sphynx cats, artesia and nymme, both named after famous queens. she makes sure to spoil them excessively, buying lavishly adorned collars for them, and the softest pillows to lay on, also having a cook prepare meals for them [royal cats, amirite]. is very affectionate towards them, and as narcissistic and self-assured they sound, they are both very clingy actually, and love being petted [though reese seldom allows strangers to do so]. they often lay around in the bed with her, as it’s their favorite place to sleep at

evelin: she has a talking raven familiar called hugo she saved and nurtured back to health when younger. he’s a very snarky birb, sarcastic 24/7 and will make fun of everyone. also likes sipping wine and being low-key ominous. evie really loves him and he follows her almost everywhere. is very smart and knows a lot of tricks too. likes being kissed on the beak when no one’s looking and when evie’s sad, he will check up on her and bring her nuts from his secret cache to make her smile [will also fetch cookies from the kitchen regularly]. they make great partners when adventuring, as evie sends him to scout areas up ahead, or warn her of any signs of danger

character description asks // oc page

#night lands #oc: tereese wild #oc: evelin evanett #ask #ask games #falkreathh #thank you!! ♥♥♥

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vastayanrebel · 7 years

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♡ + Rakan

*Cracks knuckles.* You’ve asked for this okay.

Each paragraph is a headcannon

Rakan and Xayah’s relationship started out on mere attraction, on which neither really knew what to make of it. They were drawn together and that was it. Honestly their first few weeks together were really awkward, they had no clue how to act around each other and often times would not be in sync during plans at all. Xayah herself would mess up a lot as well, just because she was unable to tell what Rakan would do next. As they continued to be together they connected, this only really happened after long nights of silence. Rakan finally got fed up with it and worked up the courage to talk about the sky. Oddly enough they bonded over the awkward convos and their synergy grew. It took them about two months to really start getting jiggy with it in the romance scene and that is more towards syncing whilst dancing and not the sex stuff.

Dancing is very important to Lhotlans, which are the branch of Vastayan that Rakan and Xayah are a part of….the birb branch. When a Lhotlans vows to take in a dance partner they are basically getting a wife or husband and committing to that one person. This doesn’t mean they can’t dance with anyone else, but it does mean that they have a specific dance. In the case of Rakan and Xayah, their dance is an emission of color and danger, with Xayah’s and Rakan’s feathers both being thrown around in the dance. If either dared to do this with someone else it would be considered cheating. In their infamous lines, “he proposed in a tavern brawl”, this is really what Rakan was asking of Xayah.

Xayah is not very cutesy and romantic, but she has ways of showing how much she loves Rakan. For one she lets Rakan touch her feathers whenever he wants, without any resistance. Xayah is very protective of her plumage in general and to be able to touch her feathers alone means absolute trust must be earned first. Another way she shows her affection is by wrapping her plumage around him, it is how she cuddles with him and only really does this when she is especially tired, or in the mood. Lastly, she tends to his wounds. Xayah will get someone to safety, but she will never patch them up. It sounds harsh, but she isn’t very confident in her abilities to help patch up wounds. Actually Xayah is very clumsy when it comes to that (even though it would seem like she has a lot of experience with this kind of thing) often times she will pull a bandage too tight, or cleaning the wound with the wrong product. Xayah came to the conclusion that it would be better to not try, but with Rakan she worries so much that she can’t help but to try. If he ever left her she would stay in that castle and spend the rest of her days in sorrow.

Xayah has many pet names for Rakan. Spotlight, Sun of my sky, Light of my life, Shinning star…..narcissist. Sun of my sky is her favorite, because it describes him perfectly to her and how much he means to her over all.

Rakan is the only one who Xayah has shared her past to. She has kept those memories locked away from everyone, until Rakan. It took a long time for him to get it out of her, but eventually she wanted to talk. It was all spilled in the time span of a week, where they took on no missions and simply camped out in the forest with only each other’s company. Xayah was very emotionally vulnerable during this time and Rakan forced her to take another week off of rebelling to recover. In the end it strengthened their trust and bond with one another.

Xayah does NOT hate the act of kissing. She simply doesn’t see it as romantic as humans do. In other words kissing someone other than Rakan wouldn’t feel like she would be betraying him. To her kissing is more of physically contact that transfers intentions. This can range from loving intentions to devious ones where someone else is doing what they have to, to get what they want.

Rakan’s feathers are the feathers on Xayah’s skull and to her they represent their promise to be with one another forever. To a bigger extent though, Xayah gave Rakan a matching skull in return, however it wasn’t the easiest thing to find. It took Xayah a month in total to find the one she gave to him. She also kept it a secret, because she wanted to engrave symbols into the skull to add more meaning. Rakan came close to finding out three times, in which one of the skulls was crushed and she had to find a new one just as perfect. She wasn’t going to settle for anything less, because it was so important to her.

And lastly for now:

Xayah and Rakan every year travel to the forest where they first danced together. It is like an anniversary tradition, but a lot deeper. Every year they dance together the way they did the first time. That night is usually the night they would be the closest together and Xayah would drop any other thoughts from her mind, but those about Rakan. It is the most expressive she ever is and lovey dovey. Most of the time she is unrecognizable on this night compared to her usual demeanor and she can’t wait till she can be like this, peacefully with the one she promised herself to.

#ooc #ask prompto #okay so look #there is a lot more in my head #buuuuuut #for now i settled #enjoy them #:P

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mysplaced-pen · 7 years

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Who would be what Greek god in MM? I know that Zen would likely be Narcissus. So, what do you think the RFA staff (MC included) would be which god/goddess?

ooh MC included? exciting~

also note: greek gods and goddesses are weird and every website I go to has a slightly different version of a bunch of stories so like…Here Comes A Half HC/Half Shitpost Characterization (like my Heathers one smh)

zen - Narcissus isn’t a god, yeah? and he;; listen, zen is narcissistic but i dont think i’d take it that far lmao. Instead, I still like the whole Apollo thing but that’s probably cause im reading the trials of apollo and Laughing and I could see zen acting like this: “Zeus did not answer. He was probably too busy recording my humiliation to share on Snapchat.”

yoosung - I also like birb’s thoughts of apollo but also consider him /being/ Asclepius. that would be so cool. starshine baby being the god of medicine. also an apollo child. OR he could be one of the heroes like Jason or something. sounds fun

jaehee - ok yes athena! or maybe even artemis

jumin - what if he was zeus? imagine that

saeyoung - hermes, definitely

jihyun - hades????

saeran - i guess since they’re twins, he would also be hermes?

mc - dike, maybe. or or or iris

vanderwood - hephaestus

rika - imagine if she was nike or eileithyia

also apologies that this started out long and then…Didn’t lololol but I got,,,tired,,,

#anon #ams answers

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web-novel-polls · 2 months

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Priest (Author) Character Upper Bracket

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Puddle/Han Tan/Shuikeng from Liu Yao

"Puddle had one merit, and that was that she knew how to act when it came to her own benefit." - Liu Yao: The Revitalization of Fuyao Sect, Chapter 31

Little birb shimei lol

Is literally the daughter of the Yao Queen and a mortal who the others just. adopted.

The “wimpy kid” of the description - “A cultivation story about how a declining sect is restored by a narcissist, troublemaker, meanie, idiot, and wimpy kid.”

Wen Kexing from Faraway Wanderers

Submission:

Character of all time (to me). Cannibal. Malewife. Flaming homosexual. Strongest mfer in jianghu after literal immortal. Surprisingly realistic portrayal of c-ptsd and dissociative disorder considering all of the above. Half of the couple that rewired my brain chemistry and gave me unrealistic expectations for romance -_-

#shuikeng #puddle #liu yao #wen kexing #tyk #faraway wanderers #priest #polls #priest upper finals #priest upper bracket #priest character tournament #queue

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web-novel-polls · 2 months

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Priest (Author) Character Upper Bracket

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Cheng Qian from Liu Yao: The Revitalization of Fuyao Sect

"Now, in Cheng Qian's eyes, there were only two kinds of people in this world: people who are no match for him now, and people who will be no match for him in the future." - Liu Yao: The Revitalization of Fuyao Sect, Chapter 38

No propaganda submitted

Sassy child who cares about his found family/sect SO much

The “meanie” from the description - “A cultivation story about how a declining sect is restored by a narcissist, troublemaker, meanie, idiot, and wimpy kid.”

“No matter how many foes, they cannot bend my will.” - Cheng Qian, ch.29

"He believed that when he was alone, he could do anything all by himself. For a lone person, when he reaches the peak of his achievement, he's still alone; when he falls to the depths of the abyss, too, he's still alone. Even if his head were to fall from his shoulders, wouldn't that just be a scar on his body? What was there to fear?" - Ch. 36

Puddle/Han Tan/Shuikeng from Liu Yao: The Revitalization of Fuyao Sect

"Puddle had one merit, and that was that she knew how to act when it came to her own benefit." - Liu Yao: The Revitalization of Fuyao Sect, Chapter 31

Little birb shimei lol

Is literally the daughter of the Yao Queen and a mortal who the others just. adopted.

The “wimpy kid” of the description - “A cultivation story about how a declining sect is restored by a narcissist, troublemaker, meanie, idiot, and wimpy kid.”

#cheng qian #puddle #shuikeng #liu yao #priest #polls #priest upper semifinals #priest upper bracket #priest character tournament #queue

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web-novel-polls · 3 months

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Priest (Author) Character Tournament

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Xuan Ji from Lie Huo Jiao Chou / Drowning Sorrows in Raging Fire

Fire chicken aka a supernatural fiend with credit card debt 😞 who joins the Deviant Control Office to pay it off

Puddle/Han Tan/Shuikeng from Liu Yao

"Puddle had one merit, and that was that she knew how to act when it came to her own benefit." - Liu Yao: The Revitalization of Fuyao Sect, Chapter 31

Little birb shimei lol

Is literally the daughter of the Yao Queen and a mortal who the others just. adopted.

The “wimpy kid” of the description - “A cultivation story about how a declining sect is restored by a narcissist, troublemaker, meanie, idiot, and wimpy kid.”

#xuan ji #lhjc #drowning sorrows in raging fire #puddle #shuikeng #liu yao #priest #polls #priest upper round 1 #priest upper round 1 group A #priest character tournament #queue #priest upper bracket

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web-novel-polls · 18 days

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Priest (Author) Character Lower Bracket

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Cheng Qian from Liu Yao: The Revitalization of Fuyao Sect

No propaganda submitted

Sassy child who cares about his found family/sect SO much

The “meanie” from the description - “A cultivation story about how a declining sect is restored by a narcissist, troublemaker, meanie, idiot, and wimpy kid.”

“No matter how many foes, they cannot bend my will.” - Cheng Qian, ch.29

Puddle/Han Tan/Shuikeng from Liu Yao: The Revitalization of Fuyao Sect

"Puddle had one merit, and that was that she knew how to act when it came to her own benefit." - Liu Yao: The Revitalization of Fuyao Sect, Chapter 31

Little birb shimei lol

Is literally the daughter of the Yao Queen and a mortal who the others just. adopted.

The “wimpy kid” of the description - “A cultivation story about how a declining sect is restored by a narcissist, troublemaker, meanie, idiot, and wimpy kid.”

#cheng qian #puddle #shuikeng #liu yao #priest #polls #priest lower third place #priest lower bracket #priest character tournament #queue

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