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𝕍𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕪𝕓𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕋𝕖𝕒𝕞!𝕊𝕖𝕩 ℍ𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤

about: dreamwastaken, sapnap, georgenotfound, karl jacobs, quackity, badboyhalo, callahan

warning(s): swearing, blood mentions

pronouns: you, your

note: I used to play volleyball for a few years and absolutely love it! Sadly I had to quit due to arthritis problems, but I'm exited that this is my first headcanon! :D Kisses! <3

note pt.2: I also have a taglist if you want to be added! Kisses! <3

summary: what you and the sex havers would play/be like on a high school volleyball team

Let’s talk about our starter's positions

Quackity would most definitely be libero, because… well… you know (shotty)

But he’s slippery and fast so I think that he’d be really good at getting spikes

I feel like he would be some kind of natural in a way

Like he just showed up to practice one day with minimal experience and just keep popping up Dream’s deep and fast spikes

Everyone was so shocked, because he wasn’t even there to practice

He just showed up to drop something off for Sapnap and Dream kept whining that no one wanted to dig his spikes, so he was like “fuck it” and dug every. single. one.

They definitely had to beg him to be on the team, because he was like “why would I do that???”

Come to think of it, he most likely was going to long before he agreed, because he thought it was funny to watch Dream beg on his knees for him to join

And the only reason he accepted was because he was either bored or out of spite for George

Dream would be middle because man is tall and buff, so blocking and spiking would be no problem to him whatsoever

He’s probably been playing volleyball his whole life, so he’s just been naturally good at it for years

Like, all of his siblings have been star players on a volleyball team at some point and I stand by that

That’s actually how he got into the game

He probably played with his older sister’s team when he was really little because “my big sister plays volleyball so it must be cool! :D” It was adorable

I feel like he was a outside hitter for a while because he was really short and lanky before he hit puberty

But when he shot up, he’d honed his spiking skills to the point where he could put the ball literally wherever he wanted

Dream would most likely be captain, because of how long he’d been playing, his leadership skills, and the fact that he’s weirdly good at pep talks and speeches

At some point this guy came up to him after overhearing his pre-game pep talk and literally pleaded with him to host a TED-Talk

George just seems like he would be a good setter

I don’t know why

Maybe because he’s so lanky and tall

Dream was probably the one who got him into volleyball when they were young, because he wanted a setter so he could practice spiking and George was like “okay?”

So, setter. Very good. Likes to taunt the other team with Quackity.

He definitely could distract the other team by not-so-subtly flirting with them

It doesn’t even matter if they’re straight, George just has that kind of charm and skill that he could be chatting them up while setting up the ball, distracting the other guy completely, causing George to get and assist or push the ball over

It’d piss off the guy’s other teammates too until they experienced it… they’d understand

Plus, I’m like 98% sure that his school would have a fanpage for him (pretty boy things)

I’m jumping around all the positions and I don’t care

Karl would play opposite

He’s tall and can spike and can set almost as well as George

I also think he’d be really good at tipping the ball

Like he can spike well when he needs too, but he’d be notorious for catching the other team off guard and tipping it right behind their outside hitter

He also seems like the kind of person who the other team would underestimate until the game really got going

He’s a pretty kind and gentle looking person and you wouldn’t always expect that kind of person to be a sneaky bastard

Like, they’d try to spike it in his direction, because they don’t think he’d be able to block or something

Or they try to set it over and his tall ass would just *tip!* right in a blind spot

Sapnap would take Dream’s old position of outside hitter, because he never really shot up like his best friend

Although he does the best in the back row because of his height and how quickly he reacts to tips or short spikes, this man can jump

Like, if he’s in the front row, George will try to set him first, because of how high Sap can jump and how hard he can spike

Sapnap’s been playing as long as Dream, except he got into it because he thought hitting a ball was cool and he liked the sound the volleyball made when it slammed on the ground

He probably practiced Libero before Quackity joined the team, just because of his height and his quick reflexes

Though, he didn’t mind when Q took his spot for the sole purpose that he could finally play front row from time to time

Punz would play the right side hitter

Because of his height and build, Punz would be one hell of a blocker and block the ball almost every single time

Like he’s so good at it it’s funny

But the times that he doesn’t end up blocking it with his hands, he ends up blocking the ball with his face

The funniest part is that he usually sends the ball back to the other side when that happens

If that doesn’t happen, then his face usually pops it up so either George can set it back over or Dream can spike it

Along with having the most blocks out of everyone on the team, he gets the most injuries on the team… hence the face blocking

Like, there would have to be a nurse on stand by just for him, because he gets hurt so often

According to him, “My nerves are so shot in my face, that I can barely feel the bleeding!” He says this while blood trickles out of his nose…

The we have our coaches: BBH and Callahan

They treat the boys like their own family, but get annoyed with them so fast

In their defense, the boys are a pain in the ass and annoying as hell

Bad, is the main coach and is generally very stern but kind and fair in the way he coaches

He never actually played volleyball in high school, but his mom was the coach for a state college team, so he grew up around coaching volleyball and was taught how to play regardless

Most of the teams he’s coached won national championships

Now Callahan is more of an assistant coach, but actually used to be a star player

He’ll play with the boys, usually as a hitter

If they piss him off somehow, he’ll wipe the floor with their asses with him spikes

It’s very funny to witness

And guess what, you are the stand-by nurse! Hooray!

No but like seriously, the amount of times you’ve had to put in a dislocated shoulder or stitch up Punz’s face or even personally buy surplus amounts of braces because your boys can’t seem to not get hurt is ridiculous

The most unusual part is that you’re their age

Your mom was a physical therapist for sports and you had been her assistant since you could walk

The fact that you have so much experience and are good at what you do is the sole reason that the school let a high school senior be a stand-by nurse for the men’s volleyball team

It also helps that your mom is the school’s physical trainer, so it’s not like she’s not there too, it’s just that your job is to your boys while her job is for everyone else

You have known all of the players and coaches for forever

It helps that your mom has worked with the coaches for a while, so they’re family friends and you’re a part of the player’s friend group

You most definitely hold a special place in all the boy’s hearts to the extent that they have all dropped something at some point, because you needed something

And it’s not pretty if someone from the opposing team makes gross comments about you when they’re on the court

There has been many fistfights to say the least

And god help the poor suckers who try to catcall you to your face or say some gross comment to you, because you absolutely wreck them every time

It doesn’t even matter if they’re twice your size, “It’s so much more fun when you know what to break” is one of your favorite lines

So long story short, you don’t get messed with often

Now for how they act on the court… oh god

You know how the starters are a group of pretty boys… yeah

Obviously, there are crowd favorites like Dream (he says he doesn't like to brag, but he’s lying because he loves it) and Quackity (he finds it funny)

But then there are the fan-culture favorites like George, because he’s absolutely beautiful and he knows it

Regardless, all of them are show-y

Some more than others *cough* Sapnap *cough*

Because of that, they like to mess with the other team

It can come in the form of flirting or taunting, but only they know which tactic they’re using exactly

It’s not like they’re not a skilled team, they’re absolutely cracked, it’s the fact that it’s so much more fun to mess with the other team

Or so it has been described to you

They’ve done it for so long and no one really cares that much (everyone does it), so that’s why Bad or Callahan never tell them to stop

BBH is the only one who gets annoyed by it, from our team, based on the fact that it’s not fair, because “you know they can’t affect you, so by saying and doing those vulgar things– it gives you an unfair advantage.”

They always look so proud of themselves after that recurring comment

You find it absolutely hilarious

And the only team that has actually come close to getting under their skin was the SBI, but that’s a story for a different time

But yeah, the whole team is just one massive family and you all protect each other… more or less

You can pick or beat on each other, but no one else can do that or else they’re get seriously beat up or verbally bashed

But, it’s all part of the game

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