Sylvia Plath, from a journal entry featured in "The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath,"
566 notes
·
View notes
Me flirting: can I eat you out while you crochet?
265 notes
·
View notes
think it's a deep consolation to know that spiders dream, that monkeys tease predators, that dolphins have accents, that lions can be scared silly by a lone mongoose, that otters hold hands, and ants bury their dead. that there isn't their life and our life. nor your life and my life. that it's just one teetering and endless thread and all of us, all of us, are entangled w it as deep as entanglement goes. v neat i think.
72K notes
·
View notes
one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife
29K notes
·
View notes
I am reasonably fun to hang out with and my company is enjoyed by well over 10 people worldwide
63K notes
·
View notes
I am taking everyone who made a poll to gauge the True Percentage of Queers on Tumblr and putting them through a statistics course
44K notes
·
View notes
Virginia Woolf, from a letter to Violet Dickinson written in October 1904
254 notes
·
View notes
Be honest. My keysmashing always has too many js and qs in it and thats why you won’t have sex with me. am i right?
25K notes
·
View notes
sometimes it's not even "he would not fucking say that". sometimes it's "he would not fucking say that. nobody would ever fucking say that. nobody talks like that. have you ever spoken to another human being"
56K notes
·
View notes
losing my mind what do you MEAN mr. brightside is 20 years old
59K notes
·
View notes