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katze-law · 4 years
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A messy sketch from a while back to get out of the art block.
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Sergeant Sapp: What are you doing, Private?!
Private Piddler: Doing, sir?
Sergeant Sapp: D-o-i-n-g. What are you doing?
Private Piddler: I’m listening to you spell “doing,” sir.
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misedejem · 6 years
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The most well-crafted, least prone to exploding robot the Glanz Empire has to offer
I drew some Spiddlers for @sergeantsapp a few weeks ago and it was the perfect opportunity to attempt to draw something different~ I’ve never drawn a mech like this before
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bravelyforce · 6 years
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party-of-rpg-muses · 7 years
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Edea: You… you cut my bow! This was a gift from my FATHER!
Sergeant Sapp: I’m sorry, I’m sure your father was a great man!
Edea: I HATED my father!
Sergeant Sapp: Oh well then I’m sure your father was a total prick.
Edea: How dare you talk about my father like that! *starts beating Sergeant Sapp*
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The Longest Yard (2005)
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Adam Sandler stars in a comedy remake of a 1974 Burt Reynolds film of the same name. When a disgraced NFL quarterback is sent to prison for violating his parole the vindictive warden sets up a prisoners versus guards match. 
Both the inmate and warden teams are made up of a motley crew of characters many of which have wrestling backgrounds. Former WWE Champion Stone cold Steve Austin plays racist prison guard while NWO original Kevin Nash plays a sergeant that becomes overly emotional after his supplements are tampered with, one time WWE World Heavyweight Champion The Great Khali plays an inmate who spends the majority of his time in solitary confinement, former WCW Goldberg plays a straight talking prisoner and one time New Japan Pro Wrestling IWGP Heavyweight Champion Bob Sapp plays another inmate with severe learning difficulties.
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Featured Wrestlers:
Stone Cold Steve Austin as Guard Dunham
Big Sexy Kevin Nash as Sergeant Englehart
Goldberg as Joey Battaglio
The Great Khali as Turley
Bob Sapp as Switowski
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Wrestle Rating:
4 out of 5 smuggled cheeseburgers 
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A funny movie that hits all of the sports movie tropes and does so well. All of the wrestlers are excellent in the movie especially Sapp and the Punjabi Playboy who are particularly hilarious. It is however very uncomfortable watching The Texas Rattlesnake at times though as his character’s racist dialogue is really jarring especially in comedy movie; he does get suitable comeuppance which softens it slightly.
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omgmalleyverse · 3 years
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Update of my fan casting for my live action movie adaptation of Marvelous.
Alfred Enoch as Marvelous/Malcolm J. Garfield
Paul Giamatti as Police Sergeant Bob Buchanan
Liza Koshy as Naomi Brown
Wade Barrett as Crimson Mask/Sir Walter Wellington I (replacing Mark Strong)
Toby Kebbell as James Robert “Jim-Bob” Armstrong
Bob Sapp as Clarence “Grizz” Hudson/Mr. Hudson
Marrese Crump as Maurice “Classy Clyde” Steiner
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Spring 2019 Wilkes Central High School NC-956 Air Force/ JRROTC Awards Ceremony held at the North Wilkesboro Armory
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Representatives for the awards given out were: Danny Crouse representing the Sons of the American Revolution, Barbara Pendry representing the Daughters of the American Revolution, Commander Foyst Blackburn and Larry Thompson from North Wilkesboro VFW Post 1142, and Doug Ehrhardt with the Military Officers of America Association.  Shown above are Lieutenant Colonel Rock Sapp (Far Left) and Senior Master Sergeant Allen Lyles (Far Right) with JRROTC Cadets receiving awards at the banquet held last week. Recipients were: Cadet 2nd Lieutenant Alex Johnson; Cadet 2nd Lieutenant Hayden Cole; Marcel Roberts; Ivette Ibarra; Meghan Royal; Brianna Lovell; Maria Perez; Emma Mitchell; Nolan Simmons; Sean Minton; Captain Alexis Bailey; Nate Dishman; Greylyn Cox;Christian Smith; Dameron Carter; Nicholas Bell; Alex Johnson; David Hall; Dominic Retezatu; Jesse Holland; Jerry Wells; Bryson Henniger; Nicolas Steele; Brittany Issacs. 
 Record Photo by Heather Dean    
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hometowndruck · 7 years
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GBI called in to investigate incident at Floyd County jail. 14-year FCSO veteran placed on administrative leave.
GBI called in to investigate incident at Floyd County jail. 14-year FCSO veteran placed on administrative leave.
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Media release: Floyd County Sheriff’s Office Sergeant Matthew Battle has been placed on administrative leave pending the outcome of an internal investigation.  Major Bob Sapp placed Battle on administrative leave Friday, January 13, 2017 as the result of an incident that occurred at the jail.  The Sheriff’s Office has requested the assistance of the Georgia Bureau of Investigation (GBI).
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col-ress · 8 years
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unless square enix wanna hit me up with some fresh sapp and piddler references i've taken it upon myself to make some
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katze-law · 4 years
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Janne: Careful, you idiot!
Private Piddler: Sorry, sir! I’m doing my best!
Janne: Who made that man a mech pilot?
Sergeant Sapp: I did, sir. He’s my cousin.
Janne: *To Nikolai* Who is he?
Nikolai: He’s an Asshole, Janne.
Janne: I know that: What’s his name?
Nikolai: That is his name: Asshole. Sergeant Asshole.
Janne: And his cousin?
Nikolai: He’s an Asshole too. Private Piddler Asshole.
Janne: How many Assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow?
Entire Bridge Crew: *stands up and raises a hand, except for one person* Yo!
Janne: I knew it, I’m surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!
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misedejem · 7 years
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I have some backstory and future headcanons that I don't remember if I ever posted to the chat, but I definitely didn't post them to tumblr regardless, so here comes the Spiddler
Even though among the other soldiers, they're no different to everybody else, the asterisk holders have decided they're the mascots of the Glanz Empire, because they're the two soldiers who have made their way into the Kaiser’s throne room for whatever reasons the most, by quite a wide margin, to the point where they may as well represent the entire army.
The rest of their squadron are event more incompetent than they are. Sapp and Piddler eventually ended up as a duo because they were the only ones who managed to show up to assignments. The rest eventually faced the wrath of the Firing Squid.
Oblivion held a competition for the soldiers to write an anthem for the Empire, and Sapp did a brief music course at college, so they tried their hand at it. Nikolai was the only one who objected their song being used. 
Piddler gets crushes on all the awesome-seeming higher-ups, and Sapp is one of them. Everyone knows Sapp feels the same way, but it takes years for him to admit it.
In the first world, they play a huge role in the ‘final sidequest’, where the party must choose whether to let Khint kill a bunch of Imperials for the death of his daughter, or if they should let Victor have them arrested for the creation of the Amphisbaena. Sapp and Piddler get away in both instances, but the choice affects whether they return to the Empire to fight the party, or if they leave the Empire to try other careers. I'll probably write the full version of this at some point.
They do try other careers in the second world, however, once the events of B2nd are over. They spend a few years travelling the world as a comedy duo, before getting hired by Angelo to work for him in his bakery. This was a total accident, much like how they joined the Empire in the first place. Piddler unintentionally walked into an interview and happened to mention that one time he placed first in the Caldislan national baking competition, which netted him a job. Eventually, the two of them ended up running a branch of the bakery in Norende, with Sapp finally getting to put his scholar days to use some 20 years after graduating by being in charge of the economical side of the business. Technically, he has a degree in magic studies, but he took economics as a supplement, so he sort of knows what he's doing. 
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katze-law · 4 years
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katze-law · 2 years
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katze-law · 4 years
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Had this on my DA and I TOTALLY forgot about it!
These two Glanz Imperial soldiers, Sergeant Sapp and Private Piddler are my favorite characters from Bravely Second, the sequel to Bravely Default.
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